King and Conqueror s01e01 Invitation.eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:07,639 This programme contains prolonged violent scenes from the start and some strong language 2 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,360 MEN SHOUT 3 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:14,320 MAN SCREAMS 4 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:43,480 William! 5 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:49,880 Harold! 6 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:04,000 INJURED MEN GROAN AND COUGH 7 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,840 HE WINCES 8 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:14,719 Any time would be good. 9 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:18,439 - Do you want it done fast or well? - I want it finished. 10 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,559 If you insist on walking into swords, my Lord, 11 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,759 - there's not much I can... - There were three of them, Fitz, 12 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,640 - all at the same time. - Lucky it wasn't four, then, hmm? 13 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:31,430 If you were half as quick with your sword as you are with your wit... 14 00:02:46,561 --> 00:02:48,679 William, you're hurt. 15 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,799 My Lord, I have to finish with your arm. 16 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,000 It's nothing. 17 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,640 Aye, Matilda. 18 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,320 You've received an invitation. 19 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,319 To where? 20 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:06,800 England. 21 00:03:06,801 --> 00:03:09,679 Your cousin Edward is their new king. 22 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:10,839 He's about to be crowned. 23 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,399 You've been invited to the coronation. 24 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,319 They want me to travel all the way to it? 25 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,240 Apparently they do. 26 00:03:17,241 --> 00:03:20,359 When did you last have any word from them? 27 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,439 I don't think I've ever had word from them. 28 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,879 I knew them briefly when they were here in exile, 29 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,919 but Edward and I were just children. 30 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:30,199 What do you think they want? 31 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,239 No idea. 32 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,840 What do I know of England? 33 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,200 FLIES BUZZ 34 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,040 It's a f***g massacre. 35 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,400 Harold, what's going on? 36 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:27,279 HE STRAINS 37 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,480 The sword! 38 00:04:32,111 --> 00:04:36,519 Tostig, take a look at this. What do you think? 39 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:40,119 - The metal? - The grind is pretty rough. 40 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,039 It's not ours. 41 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,040 - Mercia? - Mercia. 42 00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:47,399 But why would Mercia break the peace agreement? 43 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,519 They'd forfeit everything to the Crown. 44 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,840 Exactly, which is why we have to tell Father. 45 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,320 Tostig, where's Sweyn? 46 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,240 He's invited himself to another wedding. 47 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,519 Sweyn, are you in there? 48 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,640 Yes. 49 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,239 SWEYN CHUCKLES 50 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:11,759 I didn't know you were invited. 51 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,199 I very much doubt you were invited. 52 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,719 Sweyn, what have you been doing? 53 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,919 Deflowering the bride, as is my right as a Lord. 54 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,079 I'm sure Father will be thrilled. 55 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,199 - Father doesn't need to know about it. - That you're an embarrassment? 56 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,959 Oh, pull your head out of your arse, Harold! 57 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,879 Your blood's no different. 58 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:28,879 And, besides, she loved every minute of it. 59 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,319 I'm not getting into this with you. 60 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,430 I just found the remains of a Mercian raid. 61 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,159 Don't be stupid. 62 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,599 There was an attack on a Dover road this morning. 63 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,439 The Mercians crossed our border in violation of the peace agreement. 64 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,039 How do you know it was Mercians? 65 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,959 - We found their swords. - Shut up, Tostig. 66 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:48,199 - Find my boots. - Father needs to know about it, 67 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,159 so you and I need to be in agreement, or he won't listen. 68 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,439 So when I tell him, you're going to back me up. 69 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,759 G***t it? 70 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,600 - Yes, I've g***t it. - Good. 71 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:00,800 BOOTS DROP ON THE FLOOR 72 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:09,960 Unbelievable. 73 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:18,479 If Father gets to hear about this... 74 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,680 ..I'll do you harder than I did her. 75 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:24,800 Good boy. 76 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:40,760 MUSICIAN SINGS SOFTLY 77 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,799 - S***t. - Greetings, Odo. 78 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,359 Oh! William. I was just, er... 79 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,399 ..taking a piss. 80 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,519 Hiding in the forest until the battle was over? 81 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:53,919 Oh, no. And I'm shocked, 82 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,999 shocked you think such an appalling thing of your brother. 83 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,279 Half-brother. 84 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:01,759 - Well... - I saw you slope off into those trees yesterday morning. 85 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,039 Well, I was just, er... 86 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,879 Look, you swore to our mother on her death-bed 87 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:06,999 that you'd take care of me, 88 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,959 so keeping out of battles means I'm just, er, 89 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,639 sparing you the unnecessary worry. 90 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,999 How charitable. 91 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,320 Yeah, that's me. 92 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:16,799 HORN BLOWS 93 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,279 What the hell is that? 94 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:20,719 That is the sound of a king. 95 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,720 - Oh, can I come? - No. No. 96 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,400 What a day, my boy. 97 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,959 No ceremony. 98 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:50,040 What a glorious day for the finest son of Normandy. 99 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,150 - It's been too long. - Always too long. 100 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:59,519 How time escapes us, eh? 101 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,959 Why are we not together more? 102 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:04,359 Because all you ever do is hunt, night and day. 103 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:07,679 What else is a king to do with his time? Fight wars? 104 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:11,520 That's your game, William, and you're far better at it than me. 105 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,839 Well, you used to be. 106 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:17,199 - What happened to the arm? - Just giving it a rest. 107 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,399 Uncle. 108 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,479 What are you doing outside of France? 109 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:25,159 I've been reliably informed you've gone to war with Guy of Brionne. 110 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,999 I've come to see his head. 111 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,159 - Do you have it? - We've g***t him bound and gagged. 112 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:34,160 - I'll get a good ransom for him. - My Lord. 113 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:38,119 Your Majesty. 114 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,440 You have to see this. 115 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,999 We may have lost him. 116 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,680 - Guy? - Yes. 117 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:52,920 F***k. 118 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,240 It's over here. 119 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,679 I'm fine. 120 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:05,320 Get up! 121 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,010 Explain. 122 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,879 Guy flew into a frenzy. 123 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:17,199 Ripped his arm right down to the bone to get out. 124 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,319 He's gone. 125 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:21,400 I saw it with my own eyes. 126 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,280 He's gone. 127 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:28,240 My eyes see blood here. 128 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:34,879 I don't see blood where his wrists were ripped 129 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,320 right down to the bone. 130 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,959 - My Lord... - Hmm? Came to an arrangement? 131 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,679 No. 132 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:48,119 - Payment for freedom? - My Lord, I ** not your enemy. - No. 133 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,520 Not any more. 134 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,439 Sloppy, William. 135 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:02,320 I will dispatch men to find Guy and rectify this disappointment. 136 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,919 He came a long way just to see Guy's head. 137 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:09,320 I wonder what was inside it. 138 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,080 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 139 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:43,559 The Mercians are crossing our borders to raid. 140 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,319 That's impossible. 141 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,359 That is Mercian iron, Father. 142 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,399 Tostig and I saw a massacre with our own...