Spiderman TNAS s01e02 Sword of Shikata.eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:41,103 I have acquired visual on subject in sector A. 2 00:00:41,105 --> 00:00:43,304 Speed clocked at 72 miles per hour, 3 00:00:43,306 --> 00:00:44,906 top strength, breathing controlled, 4 00:00:44,908 --> 00:00:47,109 now headed northeast to sector D. 5 00:00:55,584 --> 00:00:57,452 Sector D reporting. 6 00:00:57,454 --> 00:01:00,021 Subject's reflexes registered 10.2 7 00:01:00,023 --> 00:01:01,823 on the Goleman-Flinker standardized test. 8 00:01:01,825 --> 00:01:02,924 Off the charts. 9 00:01:02,926 --> 00:01:04,325 He's headed south. 10 00:01:13,169 --> 00:01:15,137 Subject acquired in sector B. 11 00:01:15,139 --> 00:01:18,706 Single-handedly lifted 10,000 pounds. 12 00:01:18,708 --> 00:01:20,175 Extremely formidable. 13 00:01:20,177 --> 00:01:21,676 My kind of challenge. 14 00:01:54,594 --> 00:01:56,711 Relating! 15 00:01:56,713 --> 00:01:58,579 To you. That's the goal. 16 00:01:58,581 --> 00:02:01,082 You want a goal? Take up soccer! 17 00:02:01,084 --> 00:02:02,918 I don't want to relate. 18 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,319 I want a boyfriend. 19 00:02:04,321 --> 00:02:06,254 See? You don't get it. You can't do it. 20 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:08,256 Because you make it so difficult! 21 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:11,659 No, you know d***n well what the problem is: him. 22 00:02:11,661 --> 00:02:14,395 Oh, God. 23 00:02:14,397 --> 00:02:17,299 Yes. I still care about him. 24 00:02:17,301 --> 00:02:19,868 And... scene. 25 00:02:19,870 --> 00:02:21,970 All right. 26 00:02:21,972 --> 00:02:25,073 Watson, you're back tomorrow for a screen test. 27 00:02:26,210 --> 00:02:27,209 Next! 28 00:02:27,211 --> 00:02:29,911 So... maybe we'd better go now. 29 00:02:29,913 --> 00:02:31,713 Uh-uh. Now that she made it, 30 00:02:31,715 --> 00:02:33,448 she'll be thrilled we saw her. 31 00:02:33,450 --> 00:02:35,317 Yeah, you're probably right. 32 00:02:35,319 --> 00:02:37,886 Hey, how cool would it be if M.J. became a star? 33 00:02:37,888 --> 00:02:40,188 I've already g***t it all figured out. 34 00:02:40,190 --> 00:02:42,790 Actress parties, supermodel parties, 35 00:02:42,792 --> 00:02:44,860 actress and supermodel parties... 36 00:02:44,862 --> 00:02:48,429 Yeah, I'm sure M.J. can't wait for those. 37 00:02:48,431 --> 00:02:51,099 Oh, good, then we're on the same wavelength. 38 00:02:53,903 --> 00:02:56,338 Hey, what's with Dolce and Gabbana? 39 00:02:56,340 --> 00:02:57,638 Don't know about muscle bags, 40 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,574 but the freaky hipster's Richard Damien. 41 00:02:59,576 --> 00:03:01,309 He's putting up the money for this turkey... 42 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:05,413 I mean, this Oscar-worthy independent film. 43 00:03:16,425 --> 00:03:18,093 Thank you for your patience. 44 00:03:18,095 --> 00:03:20,295 I've g***t money in a new movie that's casting. 45 00:03:20,297 --> 00:03:22,497 Couldn't pull myself away from the auditions. 46 00:03:22,499 --> 00:03:23,698 In my business, 47 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:26,401 if I don't pull away fast enough, I die. 48 00:03:26,403 --> 00:03:28,436 You know, I like the sound of that. 49 00:03:28,438 --> 00:03:31,072 I see I've hired the right person. 50 00:03:37,747 --> 00:03:39,614 Odd hobby. 51 00:03:40,950 --> 00:03:42,784 You collect rare species, 52 00:03:42,786 --> 00:03:45,153 yet you have no desire to hunt them yourself? 53 00:03:45,155 --> 00:03:46,922 I love the salmon at Jojo. 54 00:03:46,924 --> 00:03:48,523 Doesn't mean I have to troll for it. 55 00:03:48,525 --> 00:03:50,959 I've studied the subject. 56 00:03:50,961 --> 00:03:52,760 I accept your terms. 57 00:03:52,762 --> 00:03:53,761 Excellent. 58 00:03:53,763 --> 00:03:54,862 2.5 million, 59 00:03:54,864 --> 00:03:57,032 but remember... 60 00:03:57,034 --> 00:03:58,066 I want him alive. 61 00:04:01,837 --> 00:04:03,338 I know, I know. 62 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:05,206 His name's Spider-Man, 63 00:04:05,208 --> 00:04:07,075 but the way I figure, he's mostly spider. 64 00:04:07,077 --> 00:04:10,045 No more a man than that bonobo. 65 00:04:10,047 --> 00:04:13,048 He belongs in a cage. 66 00:04:13,050 --> 00:04:14,882 I told you I accept the terms. 67 00:04:14,884 --> 00:04:16,318 No need to explain yourself. 68 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:20,455 Half now, the other half upon delivery. 69 00:04:29,999 --> 00:04:31,232 Raymond doesn't think you... 70 00:04:31,234 --> 00:04:32,434 I heard what he said. 71 00:04:32,436 --> 00:04:34,669 If he doesn't feel I'm up to the task, 72 00:04:34,671 --> 00:04:36,671 he can prove it right now. 73 00:04:36,673 --> 00:04:39,474 You challenging him to a sword fight? 74 00:04:39,476 --> 00:04:42,010 He carries a weapon in the small of his back. 75 00:04:42,012 --> 00:04:44,079 I believe it's a 9 mm. 76 00:04:46,615 --> 00:04:48,049 Have at it. 77 00:04:48,051 --> 00:04:48,950 En garde. 78 00:04:56,859 --> 00:04:57,925 I'm having so much fun, 79 00:04:57,927 --> 00:04:59,461 I won't even deduct it from your pay. 80 00:04:59,463 --> 00:05:00,695 She was lucky. 81 00:05:06,869 --> 00:05:10,138 Oh, yeah. Definitely getting my money's worth. 82 00:05:26,522 --> 00:05:28,956 Ow! 83 00:05:28,958 --> 00:05:30,458 Give me your watch now! 84 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:33,161 Why bother? Your time is up. 85 00:05:34,730 --> 00:05:35,963 Huh? 86 00:05:39,435 --> 00:05:40,301 Huh? 87 00:05:46,575 --> 00:05:47,775 It's a setup. 88 00:05:47,777 --> 00:05:50,045 Spider-Man... 89 00:05:50,047 --> 00:05:52,613 Prepare to be defeated. Hyah! 90 00:05:52,615 --> 00:05:55,216 Uh, I don't know who you are, lady, 91 00:05:55,218 --> 00:05:56,884 but "take a swipe at Spidey" days 92 00:05:56,886 --> 00:05:58,119 ended last month. 93 00:05:58,121 --> 00:05:59,973 It was just a short promotional offer. 94 00:06:06,328 --> 00:06:09,230 Mm. Good. 95 00:06:09,232 --> 00:06:10,598 No, stupid. 96 00:06:19,208 --> 00:06:21,676 Is there something I did that I should know about? 97 00:06:21,678 --> 00:06:23,382 Stole your seat on the subway? 98 00:06:26,449 --> 00:06:29,750 Okay. Now you're definitely not getting an apology. 99 00:06:32,588 --> 00:06:33,555 Ow! 100 00:06:49,105 --> 00:06:51,473 One hell of a first date. 101 00:06:51,475 --> 00:06:54,709 You're a noble fighter, but not my type. 102 00:06:54,711 --> 00:06:56,444 Okay, dipstick. 103 00:06:56,446 --> 00:06:59,347 Take your java break in somebody else's precinct. 104 00:06:59,349 --> 00:07:00,548 Shikata, cops! 105 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:02,291 Hold him steady. We'll bag him. 106 00:07:05,187 --> 00:07:06,121 Ohh... 107 00:07:08,957 --> 00:07:10,225 Hmm... 108 00:07:10,227 --> 00:07:14,061 No one decides how to take down an opponent 109 00:07:14,063 --> 00:07:15,963 but me. 110 00:07:15,965 --> 00:07:18,065 You, hold it right there! Spider-Man! 111 00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:20,835 Should've figured on you being involved. 112 00:07:20,837 --> 00:07:21,702 What the...? 113 00:07:24,906 --> 00:07:26,374 Punks! 114 00:07:27,409 --> 00:07:29,706 I can't see anything! 115 00:07:32,848 --> 00:07:33,848 Where are they...? 116 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,587 Looks like we g***t ourselves a magician. 117 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,189 All right, big shot. 118 00:07:41,191 --> 00:07:43,124 You g***t a right to remain silent. 119 00:07:43,126 --> 00:07:45,726 Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. 120 00:07:45,728 --> 00:07:48,129 You have the right to consult an attorney... 121 00:08:07,517 --> 00:08:09,184 Doing a little past-life regression? 122 00:08:09,186 --> 00:08:11,986 Let me guess. You used to be a hit man for Genghis Khan. 123 00:08:11,988 --> 00:08:15,122 I underestimated your tracking skills, Spider-Man. 124 00:08:15,124 --> 00:08:18,493 You underestimated 21st-century technology. 125 00:08:18,495 --> 00:08:20,728 I matched frequencies with your cell phone. 126 00:08:20,730 --> 00:08:21,829 A woman in your position... 127 00:08:21,831 --> 00:08:23,731 Lotus, I believe... 128 00:08:23,733 --> 00:08:25,667 should be more careful. 129 00:08:27,169 --> 00:08:29,504 You mistake me for someone who cares about dying. 130 00:08:29,506 --> 00:08:30,672 And you don't? 131 00:08:30,674 --> 00:08:34,375 The only thing that matters to me is honor. 132 00:08:34,377 --> 00:08:38,179 Ah, as in, "It would be an honor to kill you, Spider-Man." 133 00:08:38,181 --> 00:08:39,514 Exactly. 134 00:08:39,516 --> 00:08:42,917 Worthy adversaries are so hard to find in this city. 135 00:08:42,919 --> 00:08:44,819 Great. You like me. 136 00:08:44,821 --> 00:08:47,154 You really like me. Now let's move on. 137 00:08:47,156 --> 00:08:49,591 Do you come with me peacefully or not? 138 00:08:49,593 --> 00:08:52,026 No fighting, now. 139 00:08:52,028 --> 00:08:53,695 You'll have your chance soon. 140 00:09:03,004 --> 00:09:04,305 Hmm. 141 00:09:14,383 --> 00:09:17,084 So, guess you had the screen test. 142 00:09:17,086 --> 00:09:18,919 Mm-hmm. 143 00:09:18,921 --> 00:09:20,488 Hey, maybe this is a sign 144 00:09:20,490 --> 00:09:23,090 that you're too talented for that Hollywood stuff. 145 00:09:23,092 --> 00:09:25,393 Harry, I did great. 146 00:09:25,395 --> 00:09:28,363 Oh. Quick, someone get a crowbar. 147 00:09:28,365 --> 00:09:30,231 My Skecher is stuck...