The Map of Tiny Perfect Things 2021 English Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,211 You’re going to be looking at the rain 2 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:29,131 hitting ground midnight tonight, moving in from the coast. 3 00:01:29,215 --> 00:01:30,925 -Morning, Mark. -Morning, Mark. 4 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:33,177 -Loser. -Loser. 5 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:36,305 MARK: Daiquirí. 6 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,015 It’s a village in Cuba. 7 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,975 -It’s g***t three I’s in it. -DANIEL: Oh. 8 00:01:40,059 --> 00:01:42,895 -And toast. -Huh. 9 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:44,730 Mark, can you, uh... 10 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,066 Oh. 11 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,992 -You know that’s not real food, right? -I know. 12 00:01:57,076 --> 00:01:59,078 -Mark, eat something healthy. -To be fair, 13 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,996 Dad, you’re gonna be eating an entire pint 14 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:04,667 of Chubby Hubby by yourself in approximately eight hours. 15 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,379 You know you have math class today, right, Mark? 16 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:12,299 What I know, Dad, is that the capital of Burkina Faso 17 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:13,884 is Ouagadougou. 18 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,594 -Is that...? 19 00:02:15,678 --> 00:02:17,847 -O-U-A-G-A-D... -Hang on, hang on. 20 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:19,139 -O-U... -O-U... 21 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:21,725 -You are such a loser. -You are such a loser. 22 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,644 -I ** not. You... -I... You are. 23 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:24,937 -I’m not. -I’m not. 24 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,105 You’ll be at Emma’s soccer game, right? 25 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:28,440 I’m sorry, but that is incorrect. 26 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,043 - 27 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:51,505 had me hypnotized 28 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,432 -Hey! 29 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,272 - 30 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,990 to get the hint 31 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:21,243 I’m losing my grip 32 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:26,373 -No, texter. Let it go. -Uh... 33 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:38,302 Uh, the keys are in your bag. 34 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,720 Oh. 35 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,096 Bless you. 36 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:51,607 trust myself 37 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,695 - 38 00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:59,990 why I’m not it 39 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:03,494 I’m losing my grip 40 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:11,043 It’s, uh, straight down that way, 41 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,128 and then it’s kind of one of these things, 42 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:14,922 -and then it’s your first right. - 43 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:17,132 -But wait. -I g***t kind of a Sherlock thing. 44 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:19,176 -I love that show. -"The game is afoot!" 45 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,470 -"Game is afoot." 46 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:24,098 Why would you say that? 47 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:17,276 - 48 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:25,200 MAN Let’s take one more look 49 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:26,201 at your winning numbers today: 50 00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:28,537 42, 10, 25, 76... 51 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,622 MARK: Oh, my God. I-I won. 52 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:31,707 I just won! 53 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,167 I won the lottery. Oh, my God! 54 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,127 -MAN: Yeah! 55 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,315 - 56 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:57,274 Sorry. 57 00:05:58,942 --> 00:05:59,902 Are you okay? 58 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,361 Thank you. 59 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,698 You’re the Sherlock guy. 60 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:07,743 Did I give you directions earlier? 61 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:10,037 ...like, the sun is 400 times bigger than the moon, 62 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,456 but it’s also 400 times farther away, 63 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,416 so they look like they’re the same size, 64 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,793 -but they’re not. -Mm. 65 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,544 -Um... -And that is why we have eclipses. 66 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:18,712 This is me. 67 00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:20,589 Well, would you want to hang out later? 68 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:22,299 Tonight or something? 69 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,468 Uh, I’ve g***t something. 70 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:27,346 Oh. Uh, thank you. 71 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:28,430 Uh... 72 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:30,057 For your time. 73 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,772 -Bye. -Bye. 74 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,419 Hey, man. 75 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:01,004 Hey. 76 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,422 -Oh. - 77 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:04,842 MARK: Dude, those guys have armor. 78 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,218 -You g***t to use the rocket launcher. -Yeah. No way. 79 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,928 -Shotgun. Watch. Ooh! -Here. 80 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,389 -You’re not John Wick. -Just a little bit of sniper rifle. 81 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:11,682 -Your projectile’s only gonna make it worse. -No, no, no! 82 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:12,975 Not in the face. Not in the face. No, no. 83 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,185 Not in the face. Not in the face. No, no... 84 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:19,481 - 85 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:21,275 MARK: He g***t you in the face. 86 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,861 Yeah, I know, Mark, he g***t me in the face. 87 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,029 I’m never gonna find that key. 88 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,823 What if your whole life was like that? 89 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,032 What, where you die and respawn? 90 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,659 MARK: Yeah. 91 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,995 Or, like, you go to bed, and when you wake up, 92 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:36,373 it’s the same day all over again, just on repeat. 93 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,791 What would you do? 94 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:40,169 -Besides this? -Or in addition. 95 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,212 You know? Switch it up a little. 96 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,256 Wait, wasn’t that a movie where Bill Murray’s stuck 97 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,675 in the same day till he has s***x with his hot boss? 98 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,093 Groundhog Day. 99 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:49,595 Then that’s it right there. 100 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:50,596 Girls. 101 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:51,889 You wouldn’t-- I don’t know-- 102 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,056 tie a bunch of balloons 103 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,725 to a lawn chair or something? 104 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,935 HENRY: Dude, no. I’d definitely take the girl. 105 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:59,021 -MARK: Okay, forget that. -No, no, no! 106 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,315 -You could be a force for good. -Like Batman? 107 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,275 -MARK: Yeah, like Batman. -But are we talking 108 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,611 Dark Knight Batman or Ben Affleck Batman, because... 109 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:08,530 MARK: Dude, The Animated Series, obviously. 110 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,616 HENRY: No, I’d still take the girl. 111 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,576 I feel like it would ultimately be more satisfying. 112 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,953 -GOLFER: Yeah! Hole in one! -MARK: All right. 113 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,914 But it might be harder than you think. 114 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,750 -Ah! 115 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,710 Dude, you’d get, like, infinite do-overs. 116 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:23,712 You’d just iterate. Straight A-B testing. 117 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,839 Right. If there’s infinite do-overs, 118 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:27,716 then sooner or later, it has to happen. 119 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:30,677 Just, like, mathematically. 120 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:32,846 Maybe it’s like pi, though. 121 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:35,140 Just goes on forever. 122 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:37,684 There could be infinite ways for you not to get laid. 123 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,186 -MARK: Yes! 124 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:43,357 -Oh. -Oh, uh, next time... - 125 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,364 Then you’d never get out of the loop. 126 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:54,326 Right, but why would you want to? 127 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:57,120 You’d be the center of the universe. 128 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,039 -You could do anything. -Yeah, but it could get 129 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,708 -boring or lonely. -No way. 130 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:05,462 Man, I mean, you would be, like, the king of everything. 131 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,881 -Hi, honey. 132 00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:12,052 -HENRY: Sure, you will. -DANIEL: No. 133 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,512 But say it’s you and you tell me. 134 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,138 -I’d just forget. -Right, but you’d never 135 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,723 -believe me anyway. -We could’ve had this 136 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,225 exact conversation, like, 50 times already. 137 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,309 -Yeah. -The repetition. 138 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,103 ’Cause it’s not... 139 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,771 No, I don’t think I ** being defensive. 140 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,189 I’m looking at this as an opportunity. 141 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:25,524 HENRY: The isolation. 142 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,943 - 143 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,654 -You’d be like the last man on Earth. 144 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,660 - 145 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:42,165 Three, two, one. 146 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,333 - 147 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,543 -HENRY: What, 148 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,378 where you die and respawn? 149 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:55,345 Morning, Mark. 150 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,472 -Loser. -Loser. 151 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,977 - 152 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,645 Straight down that way, and then there’s... 153 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,105 there’s, like, one of those, 154 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,648 -and you just take a right. - 155 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,275 -Uh, wait. -Psychic. 156 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,485 Uh, I love psychics! 157 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,881 - 158 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,700 So, what’d...