Twisted.Metal.S02E01.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL.Hi Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:08,674 [Alpha Raven] Hi, John. 2 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:11,344 I'm Raven, COO of New San Francisco. 3 00:00:11,444 --> 00:00:13,880 I want to hire you to pick up a package, 4 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:14,881 bring it back. 5 00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:16,149 If you go to New Chicago, 6 00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:19,719 I will make you a citizen of New San Francisco. 7 00:00:19,819 --> 00:00:20,787 [grunts] 8 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:22,072 [John Doe] Okay. So since you like to be quiet, 9 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:24,491 that's what I'm going to call you. Quiet. 10 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:25,992 Is that okay, Quiet? 11 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:27,360 That ain't no birthday clown. 12 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:29,195 There's not a person on the West Coast 13 00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:31,031 that hasn't heard of Sweet Tooth. 14 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:33,333 This is gonna be fun! 15 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:36,369 [grunting] 16 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:38,538 Any chance we eat this back in the cars? 17 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:39,639 [laughing] 18 00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:41,174 Whoa! 19 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:43,460 [Tommy] The roads out east aren't like the roads here. 20 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:46,479 [yelping] 21 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:48,515 There's chaos out there, John. 22 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:50,233 [Sweet Tooth] You know, Stu, I g***t a feeling 23 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:52,185 you and I are kindred spirits. 24 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:55,689 [yelling] -[Stu] Mike! 25 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:58,091 -Well, you're f***g stupid! -Well, so are you! 26 00:01:02,128 --> 00:01:03,663 What do you want to name him? 27 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:04,763 [Quiet] Roadkill. 28 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,968 [Alpha Raven] Congratulations, John. 29 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,904 Welcome to New San Francisco. 30 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:12,572 She's not allowed to enter. 31 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:14,808 You're going to go in, and you're going to be happy. 32 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:15,775 Quiet... [gunshot] 33 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:18,611 No. Quiet! 34 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,597 [Milkman] You're the one who's been robbing milkmen. 35 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,065 [Quiet] The insiders have been running this s***t 36 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:23,116 for far too long. 37 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:25,719 It's time somebody shared the wealth. 38 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,253 [grunts] 39 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:29,889 I heard you know my brother. 40 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:31,858 You think a residential upgrade 41 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,160 is going to keep me here? Pass. 42 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:35,612 [Alpha Raven] This is where you grew up. 43 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:39,332 [John Doe] I found my home out there with Quiet. 44 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:40,984 [Alpha Raven] There's going to be a tournament. 45 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:43,870 You will drive, John Doe. 46 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:45,138 You're going to help me win. 47 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:50,710 [dramatic music] 48 00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:00,220 [tires squealing] 49 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,767 [Kelly] Slow down, slow down! 50 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:17,837 Raven, you're crazy. 51 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:19,906 [laughing] 52 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:22,275 Holy s***t. 53 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:25,111 Did Destiny just bone Josh and Bryce? 54 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:27,180 Destiny is such a hypocrite. 55 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,214 Raven, why are we going 56 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,216 to the douchiest graduation party ever? 57 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:34,054 What if we do literally anything else? 58 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:38,158 Or we let the fates decide. 59 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:39,626 Okay, that seems bad. 60 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:42,228 No, it means things are going to get better. 61 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:44,497 In a few months, we're going to UC Santa Cruz, 62 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:47,033 and we're going to leave these losers behind. 63 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,235 Then it's just you and me, Kelly. 64 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:52,472 First, 65 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:56,176 we gotta take Destiny down a peg. 66 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:58,545 ♪ 'Cause we clubbin' and we bustin' ♪ 67 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:01,281 ♪ Yeah we gonna get it in till the night fall ♪ 68 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:03,516 ♪ If nothin' else lose yourself get outta control ♪ 69 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,585 ♪ A lotta crews in the news again ♪ 70 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,954 You carpet munchers better not be doing any witchcraft. 71 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:09,789 This is a house of the Lord. 72 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:11,658 Tarot is just for fun. 73 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:15,929 It might reveal something you didn't expect. 74 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,430 Do us. Come on. 75 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,700 Maybe it'll reveal why you're so hot, huh? 76 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,268 [laughing] 77 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:26,840 Oh ho, yo! 78 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,943 [Young Raven] The death card means one phase is ending 79 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,045 as a new one begins. 80 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,713 We're graduating. Duh. 81 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:34,848 [snorts] 82 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:38,351 [straining] 83 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,186 [gasps] -[Levi] Whoa! 84 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:41,888 What the f***k? 85 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:44,057 You have new life 86 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,292 inside you. 87 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,328 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We only do a***l. 88 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:50,096 Oh, sorry. What? What? 89 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:51,664 Everybody knows. 90 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:56,436 There might be deceit in the relationship. 91 00:03:56,536 --> 00:04:01,841 Is Destiny your destiny or someone else's? 92 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:02,976 [Destiny] Enough! 93 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,779 This is nothing but a bunch of unholy demon worship! 94 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:06,879 Wait. 95 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:11,117 Some people just can't handle their dark magic. 96 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:12,819 [Destiny screaming] 97 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:13,987 Honey bear? 98 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,022 Honey bear, I'm coming. 99 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:17,724 Destiny! Oh... 100 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,163 [giggling] 101 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,831 [screams] You okay? What is it? 102 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:33,740 [yelps] 103 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:37,110 [music playing] 104 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,878 Who did this? 105 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,350 Oh, god! 106 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,518 [Levi] Destiny! Destiny! 107 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,422 [whispering] Kelly? 108 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:50,857 Kelly, where are you? 109 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:04,738 [screaming] 110 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,606 [Calypso laughing] 111 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,482 [engines revving] 112 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:19,386 [tires squealing] 113 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:20,926 [Gorillaz' "Clint Eastwood" playing ] 114 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:25,658 ♪ Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo ♪ 115 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,628 ♪ I ain't happy I'm feeling glad ♪ 116 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:31,297 ♪ I g***t sunshine in a bag ♪ 117 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:32,332 Ah, s***t! 118 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,434 ♪ I'm useless but not for long ♪ 119 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:37,370 ♪ The future is coming on ♪ 120 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,906 ♪ I'm happy I'm feeling glad ♪ 121 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:40,640 [video game beeps] 122 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,209 ♪ I g***t sunshine in a bag ♪ 123 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:45,912 ♪ I'm useless but not for long ♪ 124 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:46,680 [bike chime rings] 125 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,648 ♪ The future is coming on ♪ 126 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:51,651 ♪ It's coming on it's coming on ♪ 127 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:54,621 ♪ It's coming on it's coming on ♪ 128 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:57,290 ♪ Finally someone let me out of my cage ♪ 129 00:05:57,390 --> 00:05:59,125 John Doe, pizza delivery man. 130 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:00,527 ♪ 'Cause I'm counting no age ♪ 131 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:02,962 ♪ Nah I couldn't be there now you shouldn't be scared ♪ 132 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,564 Hey! 133 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,933 ♪ And I'm under each snare intangible ♪ 134 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,536 ♪ Bet you didn't think so so I command you to ♪ 135 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:12,272 ♪ Panoramic view look I'll make it all manageable ♪ 136 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,840 ♪ Pick and choose sit and lose ♪ 137 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:15,809 ♪ All you different crews chicks and dudes ♪ 138 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:16,776 [laughing] 139 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:17,928 ♪ Who you think is really kicking tunes ♪ 140 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:18,845 You guys go ahead. 141 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:20,747 I'm gonna baptize this church over here. 142 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:23,416 ♪ Like you lit the fuse you think it's fictional ♪ 143 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,852 ♪ Mystical maybe spiritual hero ♪ 144 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,537 ♪ Who appears in you to clear your view ♪ 145 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,122 ♪ When you're too crazy ♪ 146 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,156 ♪ Lifeless to those ♪ 147 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:32,759 Goddamn poles. 148 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,627 Oh, s***t! 149 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:35,795 [grunts] 150 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,781 ♪ You like it gun smoking righteous with one toke ♪ 151 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:40,467 ♪ Get psychic among those possess you with one dose ♪ 152 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:43,169 ♪ I ain't happy I'm feeling glad ♪ 153 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:46,172 ♪ I g***t sunshine in a bag ♪ 154 00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:49,109 ♪ I'm useless but nor for long ♪ 155 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,260 ♪ The future is coming on ♪ 156 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:51,578 [bike bell chimes] 157 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:54,180 John Doe, pizza delivery. 158 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:57,984 ♪ I g***t...