Confessions of a Pop Performer (1975) EN Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:02,958 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 2 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:17,797 [DOG BARKING] 3 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:30,398 Hello. This is Timmy Lea. Remember me? 4 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:34,753 Well, my brother-in-law Sid and I were still happily cleaning windows. 5 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,997 But It was just after knocking-off time one day 6 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,840 when something happened to change our lives. 7 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,998 [MAN AND WOMAN GROANING] 8 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:11,673 Oh, Timmy, that was lovely. I feel all warm Inside. 9 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,793 How do you feel? Great! 10 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,358 It's so nice to have a man again. My husband's always saving himself for his athletics. 11 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,517 Is that what he tells you? 12 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,234 Would you like a cup of tea? Oh, yeah, smashing. 13 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,197 MAN: Sonla? Sonla? 14 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:38,394 Oh! Oh, hello, darling. I thought you were going straight to the, uh... To the club. 15 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,910 No, I left me Javelin behind. Have you seen It? 16 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,589 1 think It's In the garage. 17 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:49,234 We don't have a garage. I know, It's upstairs. Yea-- 18 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,669 [HUSBAND YELLS] 19 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,476 Blimey! 20 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,838 Hang on, I'll give you a hand! 21 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:12,078 Oh, where's me pants? Oh, Mum will klll me. 22 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,396 Here. You're not wearing me pants, are you? 23 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,475 Uh... Oh, I've found them. 24 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,715 Hey, you, uh, didn't have my squeegee, did you? 25 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:24,276 By the way, what time does your old man get back? ll don't want to be here when he-- 26 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:28,155 You! Me? Oh, no! 27 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:29,589 [TIMOTHY SCREAMS] 28 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,029 No! No! Please! 29 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,469 [F4J] 30 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:33,909 Nol 31 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,994 No, no! Please! Please! Uh... 32 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:41,989 And agaln. 33 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,670 And off we go. 34 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,354 No. No. No! 35 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,998 Look, I'm te-- Oh, hello, Sid. 36 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:02,114 Nice of you to drop In. Sorry, Sid. 37 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,550 You stupid... Ooh... 38 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:08,469 You know each other? Yeah. It's my brother-In-law. 39 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:13,034 Ever heard of the flying doctor? Well, meet the flying window cleaner. 40 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,949 [THREE'S A CROWD'S "CONFESSIONS OF TIMMY LEA" PLAYS] 41 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,069 TIMOTHY: Ow! 42 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:38,593 [BILL HALEY'S "ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK" PLAYS ON STEREO] 43 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:53,314 Hey, that's not bad, Is It, eh? It's about average, I suppose, Sid. 44 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,716 I meant the music, you berk. Oh. 45 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,958 Sounded qulte professional. We ought to get a cushy number llke that, you know. 46 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:02,312 Yeah, well, you've made a good start with me, then, haven't you? 47 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,229 [ROSIE SIGHS] 48 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,433 How many husbands would make thelr wives work In a pub In the evenings? 49 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:08,869 [SID SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] 50 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,832 [WOMEN GIGGLING] 51 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,957 Rosle, where are they going? 52 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,834 They've come to see the pop group that's playing here tonight. 53 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,599 That's where the money Is nowadays, you know. 54 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,598 What? Well, pop groups. 55 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,677 All you g***t to do Is sign up a few kids, 56 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:27,076 hire the Instruments, plunder the classics, you're away. 57 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,476 It's Just a question of what colour you want the Rolls-Royce. 58 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,957 Oh, don't be stupid. You've g***t to have talent. 59 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,557 It's all to do with management. There's no need for talent. 60 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,639 You should be all right, then. 61 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:44,799 What I need Is someone of unfailing finesse and razor-sharp reactions. 62 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,229 [SID SNAPS FINGERS] 63 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,959 Coming up! 64 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,991 Yeah, well, you don't have to worry about me, Sid. 65 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,919 All right. No. I've g***t unfailing... 66 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,918 Uh... Well, what you sald. 67 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,349 [SNAPS FINGERS] 68 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,193 Coming up. 69 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,514 [YELLS] 70 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,677 Daddy! Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 71 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:10,669 You clumsy young fool, now It'll have to be cleaned! What were you drinking? 72 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,996 That's very kind of you. I'll have a pint, please. 73 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:14,789 I didn't mean that! 74 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,759 Daddy, control yourself. Here's a cloth, banana-mitts. 75 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,917 Oh, thank you. I'm sorry. 76 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:24,114 Oh, God! You bloody fool! Come here! Let's get out of here. Come along. 77 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:27,836 Here's what I'm on about. 78 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,600 You are a bleeding menace, you are. 79 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:35,998 What Is the point In me trying to sign up a pop group when I'm lumbered with an Idlot Ilke you? 80 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,714 Sign up a pop group? Shut up. Yeah. 81 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:42,515 G***t any paper, Rosle? Don't tell me they've taken It again. 82 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:47,351 I put a fresh roll In Just the other day. No, no, pen and paper, Rosle, love. 83 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:51,394 You mean that lot upstairs? Well, aren't you gonna see them play? 84 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,240 SID: I can hear them playing. What do I want to see them for? 85 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,397 Pen doesn't work very well. 86 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,274 Llke one or two other things I could mention. 87 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:03,678 Now, listen, when I move In, please don't mess It up, hey? 88 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:07,839 Try to capture my mood of... breathless suavity. 89 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:16,196 That must be them, Sid. Look at that bloke's halr! 90 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,869 What's a beautiful chick llke you doing In a place llke this, eh? 91 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,559 You wouldn't want to slip upstairs, would you? 92 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,195 I wouldn't llke to slip up anywhere, thank you. 93 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,357 Right. Here we go. 94 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,950 Hello, kid, how are you doing? MAN: Well, that should cover It. 95 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,389 [CLEARS THROAT] 96 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,792 Uh... I'm a man of few words, who speaks his mind. 97 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,231 Doesn't suffer fools gladly and refuses to beat about the bush. 98 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:38,669 I liked what you were doing upstairs. 99 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,200 Yeah, we think you've g***t what It takes... 100 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,152 You're kidding. And we wanna take It. 101 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,510 To the top. To the top! To the top. 102 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,597 Oh, right. Yeah. Right, there you go. 103 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,029 Well, I'll draw up the contract, then, eh? 104 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,914 Sure, man, If there's a drink In It. Right. Of course, of course. 105 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,793 Here, glve us a back. 106 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:57,279 Right. I, Sidney Noggett-- Belng of unsound mind... 107 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,709 [LAUGHING] 108 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:03,232 ...The pen. The pen doesn't work. Oh, the pen doesn't work. Oh, dear. 109 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:06,159 Right, It's one of these old ones, you see. Untwist It. 110 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,715 A little twist there and a little press... Whoa! 111 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,199 Oh, Sld. Oh, you caught It! 112 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:16,032 These things happen. Sid, where are we going? 113 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,151 [TIMOTHY GRUNTING AND GROANING] 114 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,317 TIMOTHY: Sid! No! Watch me... 115 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,390 That's better. Let's have a drink, shall we? 116 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:26,829 Hey, Rosle... Yeah? 117 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,713 Two on the slate, love. 118 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:34,632 Cooey. Sidney... Uh... Just a small one for me, please, Sid. 119 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,553 Oh...one for my friend. 120 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:41,036 What you gonna call the group? Uh, Bloater. 121 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:46,440 No, no, I don't reckon It's classy enough. I'm gonna call them...Kipper. 122 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,950 Well, It's more refined. 123 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:54,997 Yeah, well, It smells of success, Sid. What you gonna do, play soul music? 124 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,633 It's no laughing matter! 125 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,911 Well, I don't know what your dad'll think. 126...