The.Brice.Man.2005.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:41,251 --> 00:02:42,459 Come. 4 00:02:56,834 --> 00:02:57,834 Map of Australia. 5 00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:03,709 Hey, Bodhi! 6 00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:13,584 Brice-sket! 7 00:03:49,626 --> 00:03:52,584 - Hey, what's waxin'? - Hey, just relaxin'. 8 00:03:52,792 --> 00:03:55,084 - Ready to axe? - To the max! 9 00:03:55,292 --> 00:03:58,042 Bend your legs as If pissing in a fish tank. 10 00:03:58,251 --> 00:04:01,959 North Pole to South Pole, cruise control. 11 00:04:02,167 --> 00:04:04,542 And you axe, and you axe... 12 00:04:04,751 --> 00:04:08,626 The return axe. And you axe and you axe... 13 00:04:08,834 --> 00:04:11,959 The double-axe! And you axe and you axe... 14 00:04:12,459 --> 00:04:14,084 Now for the climax: Baby Axe. 15 00:04:15,084 --> 00:04:18,584 Baby Axe, Baby Axe... Dude, you can really axe! 16 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,292 Yeah, I know. 17 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:47,126 Over and over. 18 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:50,334 Catch your wave, Brice! 19 00:05:12,542 --> 00:05:14,292 What's waxin'? 20 00:05:14,501 --> 00:05:15,834 Just relaxin'! 21 00:05:41,501 --> 00:05:43,917 Move over. You're in my way. 22 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:47,667 That hurts. Watch out! Pain in the a***s. 23 00:05:47,876 --> 00:05:51,001 What do I do now? I can't make it through. 24 00:06:02,584 --> 00:06:04,626 - Hey, Brice! - Bee Gees, what's waxin'?! 25 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,126 Staying alive? 26 00:06:08,751 --> 00:06:10,542 - Hey Brice. - How's life, Vero-nice? 27 00:06:10,751 --> 00:06:12,459 Better when I see you. 28 00:06:12,917 --> 00:06:14,001 Meet my cousin. 29 00:06:14,626 --> 00:06:15,626 Hello. 30 00:06:20,209 --> 00:06:21,459 - Hey. - Marjorie. 31 00:06:22,001 --> 00:06:23,084 It's not your fault. 32 00:06:25,501 --> 00:06:27,292 Pretty smile. Pretty smell. 33 00:06:27,501 --> 00:06:28,501 Thanks. 34 00:06:34,834 --> 00:06:37,334 - Here on vacation? - Since yesterday. 35 00:06:38,334 --> 00:06:40,709 How often did I say not to park here? 36 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:42,917 3 or 4 times. Now makes 5. 37 00:06:45,251 --> 00:06:47,334 - Honey bunny! - Hey there, Josie. 38 00:06:47,542 --> 00:06:48,834 You okay? 39 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:52,501 - And your wave? - Not today. No swells. 40 00:06:52,709 --> 00:06:54,751 Wind's ashore. Total bore. 41 00:06:55,292 --> 00:06:56,959 Tonight we mellow yellow. 42 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,667 - What? - It's a rhyme. 43 00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:00,167 No kidding. 44 00:07:01,667 --> 00:07:03,751 Just like "white nights". 45 00:07:03,959 --> 00:07:05,667 Except yellow. My place, tonight. 46 00:07:05,876 --> 00:07:07,959 Open bar, high times, 47 00:07:08,167 --> 00:07:10,542 panties optional, don't be rational. 48 00:07:11,792 --> 00:07:12,792 Mull it over. 49 00:07:14,751 --> 00:07:15,751 Surfz up. 50 00:07:16,501 --> 00:07:17,667 See you tonight. 51 00:07:18,167 --> 00:07:19,626 - Bumbye. - Bye, baby. 52 00:07:25,876 --> 00:07:28,292 After I axe the air and diss people, 53 00:07:28,501 --> 00:07:30,417 I feel cleansed. It's Nirvana. 54 00:07:31,959 --> 00:07:35,167 - You have surfers in Nice? - One... just one. 55 00:07:35,376 --> 00:07:37,917 Mario, I'm throwing a Yellow. 56 00:07:38,126 --> 00:07:39,251 Would you like 57 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,501 not to come? 58 00:07:41,917 --> 00:07:43,417 Axed! 59 00:07:43,626 --> 00:07:44,667 Get lost. 60 00:08:05,042 --> 00:08:06,334 Bodhi... 61 00:08:06,709 --> 00:08:08,876 My buddy... Mama 62 00:08:09,084 --> 00:08:10,376 I'm not scared. 63 00:08:10,584 --> 00:08:12,417 Wind and waves. 64 00:08:17,876 --> 00:08:19,042 That's Bodhi. 65 00:08:19,501 --> 00:08:21,084 They call him the Bodhisatva. 66 00:08:25,209 --> 00:08:28,501 He's a modern savage. He's a real searcher. 67 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:31,417 - In search of what? - The Ride. 68 00:08:31,626 --> 00:08:33,584 The ultimate ride. 69 00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:32,376 Hey Kevin, what's waxin'? 70 00:09:32,917 --> 00:09:34,209 Brought your mom? 71 00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:38,501 Hey, Whiskers. I'd ride your wave tonight. 72 00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,126 I mean it. 73 00:09:42,084 --> 00:09:42,876 Yellow? 74 00:09:43,084 --> 00:09:45,626 It's wild as hell. Who is this? 75 00:09:46,626 --> 00:09:48,459 You're missing something special. 76 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:53,959 Birdie num-num. 77 00:09:54,626 --> 00:09:57,126 I didn't invite you, that's why. 78 00:09:58,584 --> 00:10:00,001 I have to go. 79 00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:02,084 You're boring me. 80 00:10:02,292 --> 00:10:03,876 Ciao for now... 81 00:10:04,084 --> 00:10:05,167 Bumbye. 82 00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:11,876 Naomi, you're so ugly. What's wrong? 83 00:10:12,084 --> 00:10:14,417 - It's Chris. - What about him? 84 00:10:14,626 --> 00:10:15,917 He stopped loving me. 85 00:10:16,126 --> 00:10:18,501 Come on, that's ridiculous. 86 00:10:18,709 --> 00:10:21,167 He never loved you in the first place. 87 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:25,417 Axed! 88 00:10:28,376 --> 00:10:30,501 What do you care about Chris? 89 00:10:30,709 --> 00:10:32,542 I love him! 90 00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:36,001 Grow up! 91 00:10:36,209 --> 00:10:38,584 - Want a drink? - I don't know. 92 00:10:38,792 --> 00:10:42,751 Have fun! Chill out! Go with the flow! 93 00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:44,501 Do a puzzle. 94 00:10:45,042 --> 00:10:46,376 A puzzle of me. 95 00:11:04,709 --> 00:11:05,709 I'm going out. 96 00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:07,042 Yes, Dad. 97 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:10,334 The caterer's check is locked in my desk. 98 00:11:11,334 --> 00:11:14,376 Get an itemized bill for tax purposes. 99 00:11:16,334 --> 00:11:17,417 In my name. 100 00:11:18,126 --> 00:11:20,126 And no one in my office, okay? 101 00:11:22,209 --> 00:11:23,626 Get the check. 102 00:11:24,501 --> 00:11:26,751 Get the bill. Give the keys back to Melina. 103 00:11:27,209 --> 00:11:28,209 Understood? 104 00:11:28,376 --> 00:11:29,542 Repeat. 105 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,126 I take the check 106 00:11:33,334 --> 00:11:35,667 no, the keys or else no checks. 107 00:11:35,876 --> 00:11:38,376 Take the checks, the keys, the cheese. 108 00:11:38,584 --> 00:11:41,626 The keys to Melina's desk... no, your desk. 109 00:11:42,209 --> 00:11:43,292 I take Melina's checks... 110 00:11:43,501 --> 00:11:45,209 No, I take the keys... 111 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:46,709 - Here. - I take that. 112 00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:50,084 Much better. Just what I need. Cool. 113 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,709 Where are you having dinner? 114 00:11:57,667 --> 00:11:58,792 Pretty girl. 115 00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:03,042 Night, Dad. Have a great time. Go for the gold! 116 00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:12,417 None of them are on the guest list. What do we do? 117 00:12:12,626 --> 00:12:13,917 Ask a pro. 118 00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:20,501 What are you, my fan club? 119 00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:22,917 You can go in. 120 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:24,667 You too. 121 00:12:24,876 --> 00:12:27,209 Hot stuff. You're in. 122 00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:29,209 Not you. 123 00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:31,001 No way. 124 00:12:33,459 --> 00:12:34,667 You're in. 125 00:12:36,626 --> 00:12:38,584 Dance for me. Shake your booty! 126 00:12:39,251 --> 00:12:41,167 Shake it! Forget it. 127 00:12:42,584 --> 00:12:43,876 I can boogie! Watch this! 128 00:12:44,084 --> 00:12:46,126 Watch me move... 129 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,167 Move back. 130 00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:50,042 Keep on moving. 131 00:12:53,501 --> 00:12:54,501 You go in... 132 00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:58,626 Stop! Change of plans. I like you better. 133 00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:09,667 You're gorgeous. But one of you is a dog. 134 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:10,876 Thanks. 135 00:13:15,959 --> 00:13:17,376 Live with your parents? 136 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,542 Yeah... with my dad. 137 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:29,542 - That's gross. - It is not! 138 00:13:31,334 --> 00:13:33,126 - And your mom? - Mom? 139 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,126 Mom's the Big Blue. 140 00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:43,376 Jeez, just look at her. Gentle, calm, not a ripple. 141 00:13:44,376 --> 00:13:46,417 Us surfers call a smooth ocean 142 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,001 "glassy." 143 00:13:48,626 --> 00:13:49,709 But for me 144 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,584 it's glassy. I use the same word. 145 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,001 I was wondering... 146 00:13:56,876 --> 00:13:59,876 What kind of waves do you have in Nice? 147 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,084 You're interested? 148 00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:04,917 I'd call it 149 00:14:05,292 --> 00:14:07,084 my kind of wave. 150 00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:12,542 The kind you can't refuse. 151 00:14:13,959 --> 00:14:15,917 The kind you gotta use. 152 00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:18,667 The kind of wave, 153 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:23,626 when you see it, you can only say, "Like wow!" 154 00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:26,042 I haven't found the right words. 155 00:14:26,251 --> 00:14:27,417 I'm still writing. 156 00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:35,042 I amaze you. 157 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,376 Let's talk about me. 158 00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:40,709 Aren't you glad you know me? Go on, be honest. 159 00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:47,042 Later, beauty. I have a duty. 160 00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:02,542 Axed! 161 00:15:02,751 --> 00:15:05,084 Yeah. Things can get axed too. 162 00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:06,834 - Axe attacks! - For you. 163 00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:08,626 - Axe attacks! - For me. 164 00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,417 - Axe attacks! - I'm bad. 165 00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:12,001 - Axe attacks! - I'm mad. 166 00:15:12,209 --> 00:15:13,834 - Axe attacks! - I love it! 167 00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:15,542 - Axe your a***s! - Go shove it! 168 00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:22,834 Losers first. 169 00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:24,959 Go on. 170 00:15:25,751 --> 00:15:26,917 Shoot your load. 171...