Flight.Of.The.Phoenix.2004.1080p.BluRay.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Created and Encoded by -- Bokutox -- of www.YIFY-TORRENTS.com. The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet. 2 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:08,580 Hey, guys. What do y'all think the deal is with those clowns? 3 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:11,657 I don't know, but we're not expecting supplies. 4 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:14,556 Hey, Rod. Where you goin', man? 5 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:17,925 To pack. We're done here. 6 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:42,687 This is bullshit. You knew about this. 7 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:44,680 Kelly. What can I do for you? 8 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,222 You're closing me down. 9 00:03:46,323 --> 00:03:50,023 I ** not closing you down. Atlanta is closing you down. 10 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:52,063 You said you'd back me all the way. 11 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:54,633 And you said you'd find oil here. 12 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:23,224 Frank Towns, right? 13 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:25,297 Hi. I'm Kelly Johnson. 14 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:27,866 - Hi, Kelly. - It's my rig. 15 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:30,527 - Oh. - So, how long we g***t? 16 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:34,606 Just as long as it takes to cap that well and get your crew on the plane. 17 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,571 This is bullshit! 18 00:04:39,679 --> 00:04:43,342 You can't just show up and shut us down. 19 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:46,646 Yeah? Well, just watch me. 20 00:04:46,752 --> 00:04:51,052 Yeah, yeah. I've heard your reputation. "Shut It Down" Towns. 21 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,057 I thought it was inflated. 22 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:56,754 You know, you screw up... 23 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:59,024 you pay the price. 24 00:04:59,131 --> 00:05:01,326 Nobody here screwed up. 25 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:05,631 Really? Well, somebody somewhere thinks that you did. 26 00:05:08,407 --> 00:05:11,433 You owe me 10 bucks. She's a redhead. 27 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:19,410 You really enjoy your job, don't you, Towns? 28 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:21,987 Kelly, right? 29 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:25,057 Kelly, there are few things I do enjoy... 30 00:05:25,157 --> 00:05:28,524 but getting my balls broken while I'm trying to do my job isn't one of them. 31 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:32,462 Now, get your s***t packed, get your crew together and load this airplane. 32 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:35,864 And by the way, when we reach Beijing, you're off the clock. 33 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,902 Have a nice day. 34 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,336 - Thanks very much. - A.J. 35 00:05:40,439 --> 00:05:43,033 - Yeah. - Let's get this garbage out of here. 36 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,614 - Nice. - Good job. Nice one. 37 00:05:56,722 --> 00:05:59,850 These oil rigs... 38 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:02,359 they attract the sorriest bunch of zeroes ever. 39 00:06:02,461 --> 00:06:05,294 - Who tied that up? - Need a little help, man? 40 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:08,299 - Yeah, right. - We're gonna be fine. Thanks. 41 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,505 Come on. Let's clear this s***t up, man. 42 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:17,201 - Help me out. - I just finished loading this thing up! 43 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,278 What a team. 44 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,556 - Oh, man! - Hold up, man. 45 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:33,523 - Davis, what are you doing? - You know I do this when I get on a plane. 46 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:35,753 - It's good luck, all right? I ain't crashed yet. - Come on. Move it. 47 00:06:35,861 --> 00:06:38,022 You keep talking like that, you're gonna jinx us. 48 00:06:38,130 --> 00:06:40,860 - I ain't jinxin' us. This is for good luck. - Settle down. 49 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:42,958 Hey! 50 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:47,506 - You ladies calm down. - You want to try pushing me into my seat? 51 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:51,235 - You must be Rodney. - Mm-hmm. 52 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:54,472 I knew this guy that worked with you out in Kuwait. 53 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:58,072 Didn't that rig get shut down too? 54 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:01,085 What's your problem? We're the ones losing our jobs. 55 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:05,590 We're the ones who had to fly to this s***t hole and pick up all the garbage. 56 00:07:05,691 --> 00:07:08,353 Okay, guys. Knock it off. 57 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:11,453 You ladies have a safe flight. 58 00:07:12,898 --> 00:07:14,798 Lucky he walked away. 59 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:23,475 Yes, I... I think you may find it more comfortable back there... 60 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:26,476 with the rest of them. 61 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:28,547 Sure. 62 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:34,985 Ticktock, Liddle. 63 00:07:35,087 --> 00:07:37,920 Yeah. Don't get too attached to it. I'm gonna want it back. 64 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:41,084 - We're all set? - Looks like we g***t one more. 65 00:07:41,193 --> 00:07:44,492 That can't be. Everybody's here. 66 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:47,327 I'll let him know he's walkin'. 67 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:50,526 I guess I need a ride to Beijing. 68 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:53,104 Not on this flight, Goober. 69 00:07:55,307 --> 00:07:58,902 Anybody know who this guy is? 70 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:01,536 It's a long story. 71 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:11,187 Get on board. A.J., start us up. 72 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:13,349 You're the boss, Frank. 73 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:27,064 Okay. All set, Mr. President. 74 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:31,336 I think it's about that time that we do the checklist as the two Bills. 75 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,344 What do you say, buddy? 76 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:36,244 Well, why change a good thing? Go ahead, good buddy. 77 00:08:36,348 --> 00:08:39,909 Allow me to grab my bulletin. Seat belts. 78 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:43,216 I always like to have a little something strapped to my lap. 79 00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:46,189 Check. 80 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:48,260 Windows, doors and hatches. 81 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:51,727 Closed and secured so no one can disturb us. 82 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:04,270 Water injection. 83 00:09:04,376 --> 00:09:06,537 That's what she said. 84 00:09:06,645 --> 00:09:08,545 Check. 85 00:09:08,647 --> 00:09:10,547 Gyros. 86 00:09:10,649 --> 00:09:13,880 Set and uncaged, just like yours truly. 87 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:16,546 And last, but not least, cow flaps. 88 00:09:16,655 --> 00:09:19,783 Till the cows come home. 89 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:22,360 I think we're ready to go. You gonna kiss your lucky man? 90 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:24,656 - I'll make it happen right now. - Clear left. 91 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:28,461 - Clear right. - All right. Here we go. 92 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:11,070 My wife was pregnant with this little guy when I left. 93 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:13,145 I haven't even met him yet. 94 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:16,806 That's nice. You must really be looking forward to getting home. 95 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,884 You have no idea. 96 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,714 - You wanna see my family, bro? - Yeah. 97 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,848 Check her out, man. She's my whole life. 98 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,527 When I get back home, I'm gonna open up a restaurant. 99 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,724 - Yeah? - Yeah. Sammi and Sandra's Sweet Salsa Shop. 100 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,356 That's tight, right? You like that? 101 00:10:34,466 --> 00:10:36,661 How do I know her though? She look familiar. 102 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,666 What you talking 'bout, man? You don't know her. 103 00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:40,367 Yeah, yeah, I do. 104 00:10:41,106 --> 00:10:44,337 Oh, now I recognize her. 105 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,220 That's a big one, Frank. 106 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,231 What do you want to do? 107 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,200 - Try kissing that lucky man again. - Frank. 108 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,930 If we go back, we'd have to get refueled. 109 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:15,199 God knows how long that'd take. 110 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:18,071 Let's go up to 14. I've never seen one go that high before. 111 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:21,510 Give me full power. Watch the climb. About 700 feet a minute. 112 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,741 You're the boss, Frank. 113 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,291 Jesus. 114 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,461 What the hell was that? 115 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:49,165 - That was the aerial, Frank. - Oh, great. 116 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:52,402 - I'll go in the back and calm them down. - G***t it. 117 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:57,539 Hello again, ladies. 118 00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:00,585 As the frequent fliers amongst you can probably tell... 119 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:03,246 we're experiencing some turbulence this morning... 120 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:06,188 so I kindly ask you to remain seated... 121 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:09,784 and try not to s***t yourselves all over my airplane. 122 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:13,797 - What was that noise just now? - Everything's fine. 123 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,629 A wind gust just tore off the aerial, but we're gonna keep going. 124 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:20,865 - The aerial for the radio? - No, the one for the satellite TV. 125 00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:22,803 - Genius. - Christ, just turn around. 126 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,705 Thank you so much. 127 00:12:55,407 --> 00:13:00,572 Excuse me. Excuse me! You planning on flying over the storm? 128 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,045 Wanna close that...