Family.Law.2021.S01E06.Baby.Off.Board.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-shite_track4_[eng] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:04,533 --> 00:00:06,467 and may contain mature subject matter. 2 00:00:06,467 --> 00:00:09,967 Viewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:10,033 --> 00:00:11,233 Previously, on Family Law... 4 00:00:11,233 --> 00:00:13,100 Hey, did Harry really take you and Daniel 5 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:15,700 to Disneyland when you were kids? 6 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:17,100 Yep. You were supposed to come, too. 7 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,500 [dubious] Yeah, sure. 8 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:21,133 Sabina and the gang are going to Velvet. 9 00:00:21,133 --> 00:00:22,333 We should go. 10 00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:25,033 Uh, or... just as fun, 11 00:00:25,033 --> 00:00:26,066 we could 12 00:00:26,066 --> 00:00:29,867 look at more sperm donor profiles. 13 00:00:29,867 --> 00:00:32,400 All I want in this entire world 14 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,433 is for our family to be back together. 15 00:00:34,433 --> 00:00:35,834 Then stop lying to us. 16 00:00:35,834 --> 00:00:38,266 [Abby] I, uh, don't suppose 17 00:00:38,266 --> 00:00:40,300 you could recommend a therapist. 18 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:43,433 I should never have proposed. 19 00:00:43,433 --> 00:00:45,400 I can't get married. 20 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:51,066 ♪ Livin' 21 00:00:51,066 --> 00:00:53,700 ♪ Life by the numbers 22 00:01:02,934 --> 00:01:04,800 ♪ Livin' 23 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,767 ♪ Life by the numbers 24 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:09,567 ♪ One, two, three, four! 25 00:01:11,333 --> 00:01:13,800 ♪ Ten I remember when ♪ 26 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,600 ♪ Nine Lives are really fine ♪ 27 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,500 ♪ Eight Eight--it's never too late ♪ 28 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:20,333 ♪ Seven Take it up to heaven ♪ 29 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:22,066 ♪ Livin' 30 00:01:22,066 --> 00:01:23,867 ♪ Life by the numbers 31 00:01:23,867 --> 00:01:26,867 ♪ One, two, three, four! 32 00:01:26,867 --> 00:01:28,734 ♪ Gimme, gimme some more 33 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,000 Abigail Bianchi? 34 00:01:33,133 --> 00:01:36,033 Uh, how much longer will Dr. Attwar be? 35 00:01:36,033 --> 00:01:37,433 I g***t to get to work. 36 00:01:37,433 --> 00:01:38,734 I'm Dr. Attwar. 37 00:01:38,734 --> 00:01:40,133 Sorry to keep you waiting. 38 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,567 So nice to meet you. 39 00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:43,200 Let me guess, you went to the same school 40 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,834 as Doogie Howser? 41 00:01:44,834 --> 00:01:46,800 Did he go to McGill? 42 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,867 Maybe he graduated a few years ahead of me. 43 00:01:48,867 --> 00:01:49,767 Come on in. 44 00:01:52,967 --> 00:01:55,333 Please. Make yourself comfortable. 45 00:01:58,266 --> 00:01:59,500 Tch. Okay. 46 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:02,734 Um, I'm gonna save us both a lot of time. 47 00:02:02,734 --> 00:02:05,300 My dad left when I was seven, 48 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:07,333 um, he had more kids with other women 49 00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:10,100 and was more of a father to them than he ever was to me. 50 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:14,200 My mother was loving but neglectful and narcissistic, 51 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,367 all of which led me to a tiny drinking problem, 52 00:02:17,367 --> 00:02:19,633 and my husband kicking me out of the house 53 00:02:19,633 --> 00:02:21,567 and getting interim custody of our two kids. 54 00:02:21,567 --> 00:02:22,600 So, let's see, 55 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,834 uh, abandonment issues, 56 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:26,300 daddy issues, addiction issues, 57 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:27,600 yada-yada-yada. 58 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,166 I think that about covers it, 59 00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:31,834 so can I get my receipt for the full hour now? 60 00:02:31,834 --> 00:02:34,500 Very good. 61 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:37,667 I wish everyone were as succinct and self-aware. 62 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:39,667 Great. So shall we call it a day? 63 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:40,800 You're a lawyer, right? 64 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,166 Yes. 65 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:43,333 If you don't feel like talking, 66 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:44,900 I could use some legal advice. 67 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,333 We rented our basement unit to this woman. 68 00:02:51,333 --> 00:02:53,500 She seemed okay at first, 69 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:56,900 but wow, she is so annoying. 70 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,333 Can I evict her? 71 00:02:58,333 --> 00:02:59,700 Well, that depends. 72 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:03,367 "Annoying" because she keeps asking you to fix her toilet, 73 00:03:03,367 --> 00:03:04,367 or annoying 74 00:03:04,367 --> 00:03:05,467 because she smokes like a chimney 75 00:03:05,467 --> 00:03:07,066 and has six ferrets? 76 00:03:07,066 --> 00:03:08,934 Right. Yeah, that makes sense. 77 00:03:08,934 --> 00:03:09,967 You want to help me, 78 00:03:09,967 --> 00:03:11,934 but I need to give you a lot more to go on. 79 00:03:11,934 --> 00:03:14,266 Yeah. You know, I'd need details. 80 00:03:14,266 --> 00:03:17,200 You'd have to start from the beginning. 81 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:21,100 Okay. I see what you did there. 82 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,767 Yeah. 83 00:03:25,834 --> 00:03:28,066 [Daniel] I don't want things to be awkward. 84 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,100 And you shouldn't feel-- 85 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:34,266 Don't... tell me how to feel. 86 00:03:34,266 --> 00:03:35,266 No. 87 00:03:35,266 --> 00:03:37,333 Right. I didn't mean... 88 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:42,266 Do you want some help? 89 00:03:42,266 --> 00:03:43,533 [blade scrapes sharpener] 90 00:03:43,533 --> 00:03:46,400 Or I could... not. 91 00:03:51,633 --> 00:03:54,000 Uh... that one's mine. 92 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,033 Lucy gave it to me when I was called to the bar. 93 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:00,400 -[shattering] - Ahh! [whimpers] 94 00:04:03,467 --> 00:04:05,266 [man] Where do you want this one, Nina? 95 00:04:05,266 --> 00:04:07,800 Um, maybe right there, where everyone can enjoy it? 96 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,033 I like your thinking. 97 00:04:10,033 --> 00:04:11,033 Aww... 98 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,834 Morning, Nina, and welcome. 99 00:04:12,834 --> 00:04:15,166 Thank you, Jerri. 100 00:04:15,166 --> 00:04:16,600 Hi. Bryan Beasley. 101 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,266 How are ya? [jovial chuckle] 102 00:04:18,266 --> 00:04:20,266 You're lucky to get this one! 103 00:04:20,266 --> 00:04:21,800 She works harder than anyone I know. 104 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,333 [laughs] 105 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:24,300 Thanks, Dad. 106 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:25,767 I'm lucky to have you. 107 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:28,400 Aw. Hey! I made your favourite-- 108 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,433 [bag rustles] 109 00:04:29,433 --> 00:04:31,333 ...tuna sammy, fresh dill, chopped pickles. 110 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:32,333 Mm. Brain food. 111 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:33,467 - Tch! - You're the best. 112 00:04:33,467 --> 00:04:34,834 You let me know when you're done here, sweetie, 113 00:04:34,834 --> 00:04:36,333 and I'll pick you up for mother-daughter bowling. 114 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:37,800 Okay? 115 00:04:39,033 --> 00:04:40,800 I used to go with my mom. 116 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,567 Oh, yeah. And when she died, 117 00:04:42,567 --> 00:04:44,233 the league made me an honorary mom. 118 00:04:44,233 --> 00:04:45,300 Aw. 119 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,066 [chuckles] 120 00:04:47,066 --> 00:04:48,633 [both sighing contentedly] 121 00:04:48,633 --> 00:04:51,100 - Ahh! - All right! I'll let you go. 122 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:52,934 I ** so proud of you! 123 00:04:52,934 --> 00:04:55,433 [Beasleys chuckling] 124 00:04:56,734 --> 00:04:58,800 You're sure Special Snowflake can handle reception 125 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,367 without Helicopter Dad? 126 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,467 Well, Nina came highly recommended. 127 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:04,500 [cycling shoes clacking] 128 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,734 The Bhadus have been waiting in the boardroom for-- 129 00:05:06,734 --> 00:05:08,433 Yes, I'm 10 minutes late. Well aware. 130 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,567 That's an eternity with a fussy newborn. 131 00:05:10,567 --> 00:05:12,233 Then give it to Abby. 132 00:05:12,233 --> 00:05:14,000 It's just notarizing paperwork. 133 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,000 You shouldn't be able to screw it up too badly. 134 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,100 [infant bawling in distance] 135 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,166 What does Danielle see in you? 136 00:05:23,066 --> 00:05:25,133 -[bawling] - Good morning. 137 00:05:25,133 --> 00:05:26,767 Sorry to keep you waiting. 138 00:05:26,767 --> 00:05:27,767 I'm Abigail Bianchi. 139 00:05:27,767 --> 00:05:28,900 Ajay Bhadu. 140 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:32,633 This is my wife, Jane, and the loud one is Kirin. 141 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:35,166 I'm sorry. He's not himself today. 142 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:37,967 Well, there's a lot of that going around. 143 00:05:37,967 --> 00:05:40,533 Well, the good news is, once your parents sign this, 144 00:05:40,533 --> 00:05:44,300 we can send it off to the judge and make your adoption official. 145 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:47,100 [crying] 146 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:49,000 I don't know what's going on with him today. 147 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,433 We were up all night. Again. 148...