Spin City s01e08 The High And The Mighty.eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:09,501 --> 00:00:14,133 oh, great. Must be 3:30, 5:30, 7:30, or 9:30 again. 2 00:00:14,133 --> 00:00:16,667 Honey, it's not like I want this. 3 00:00:16,667 --> 00:00:21,067 I- I need it. I- I need my sportscenter. 4 00:00:21,067 --> 00:00:22,434 Hey, turn on mtv. 5 00:00:22,434 --> 00:00:24,200 G***t it. 6 00:00:26,167 --> 00:00:27,667 Just look at Eddie vedder? 7 00:00:27,667 --> 00:00:30,400 He's only a guy, and then he starts singing. 8 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,634 I know what you mean, hon. 9 00:00:31,634 --> 00:00:33,467 I feel the same about Wayne gretzky. 10 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:36,033 Mike, I don't think that's possible. 11 00:00:38,767 --> 00:00:40,133 aah! Aah! What are you doing? 12 00:00:40,133 --> 00:00:42,834 Look at my hands, honey. Turn it back on. 13 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,834 Honey, this is crazy. 14 00:00:44,834 --> 00:00:46,601 We get one night a week to spend real time together. 15 00:00:46,601 --> 00:00:48,534 We shouldn't spend it watching tv. 16 00:00:50,033 --> 00:00:52,400 Yeah. Yeah. 17 00:01:20,767 --> 00:01:23,434 ok, next. Minority affairs. Carter. 18 00:01:23,434 --> 00:01:26,133 The mayor's having dinner at the asian alliance fund-raiser. 19 00:01:26,133 --> 00:01:29,234 Play up his record in small business loans, and bring a fork. 20 00:01:29,234 --> 00:01:32,234 He's not too good with the, uh... 21 00:01:32,234 --> 00:01:35,000 Mike, I think we all remember the Sushi incident. 22 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,534 Never thought you could break a window with a piece of raw fish. 23 00:01:38,534 --> 00:01:40,534 Well, you live, and you learn. 24 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:43,067 Ok, the next piece of news. Very exciting. 25 00:01:43,067 --> 00:01:44,567 According to this report, 26 00:01:44,567 --> 00:01:47,100 the crime rate in the city of new York- 27 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:48,701 that's here- is down 30%. 28 00:01:48,701 --> 00:01:50,167 Paul, spread the news. 29 00:01:50,167 --> 00:01:54,033 Have no fear. Captain good news is on the case. 30 00:01:57,167 --> 00:02:00,067 You know, he's just getting stranger. 31 00:02:00,067 --> 00:02:02,467 Ok, next up, the Sharon project. 32 00:02:02,467 --> 00:02:04,100 Oh, no! Oh, no! 33 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:06,801 You're right. Just because we were elected to serve 34 00:02:06,801 --> 00:02:08,133 doesn't mean we have to worry 35 00:02:08,133 --> 00:02:11,200 about a retirement center going bankrupt. 36 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,634 Finally, you're coming around. 37 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:17,200 We've been trying to drum up support for buying the Sharon project for weeks. 38 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,367 It's time to throw it away. 39 00:02:18,367 --> 00:02:19,701 I don't throw things away. 40 00:02:19,701 --> 00:02:21,901 That's not who I **. That's not my style. 41 00:02:21,901 --> 00:02:23,801 It's like with underwear. 42 00:02:23,801 --> 00:02:27,467 It doesn't matter how tattered or torn a pair get. 43 00:02:27,467 --> 00:02:29,801 As long as that sucker has a waistband in it, 44 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:33,834 it stays in the rotation. 45 00:02:33,834 --> 00:02:36,100 It's time-10:00. Donaldson's never late. 46 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:37,434 Ok, let's go. 47 00:02:39,501 --> 00:02:42,567 Why are we rolling out the red carpet for a real-estate developer? 48 00:02:42,567 --> 00:02:44,534 He is the real-estate developer. 49 00:02:44,534 --> 00:02:46,167 The man is my hero. 50 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:48,534 You read his book Dan I **? It's brilliant. 51 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,868 Except for the title, which he clearly ripped off. 52 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,467 From who? 53 00:02:54,467 --> 00:02:59,000 Think about it in your chair. Think about it anywhere. 54 00:03:02,567 --> 00:03:03,701 How do I look? 55 00:03:03,701 --> 00:03:04,868 Way too excited. 56 00:03:06,601 --> 00:03:10,534 Oh! Here he comes. I think you should let me do the talking. 57 00:03:10,534 --> 00:03:11,567 Oh, you do, do you? 58 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:12,868 Don't get me wrong. 59 00:03:12,868 --> 00:03:14,300 Your "look at me, I'm so charming" thing 60 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:17,434 works on most, but donaldson's ruthless. 61 00:03:17,434 --> 00:03:18,834 He's serious. He's my people, Mike. 62 00:03:18,834 --> 00:03:20,667 Flaherty, you and me, let's go. 63 00:03:27,367 --> 00:03:30,868 Mr. Donaldson, I'm, uh, I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. 64 00:03:30,868 --> 00:03:35,501 mr. Donaldson, I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. 65 00:03:35,501 --> 00:03:38,033 No, actually, I think Mike and I first met 66 00:03:38,033 --> 00:03:40,467 at a $10,000-a-plate charity dinner. 67 00:03:40,467 --> 00:03:42,300 I would have bought dinner, but I'd just 68 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:45,133 come from a $5,000-a-plate charity lunch 69 00:03:45,133 --> 00:03:47,634 and I was a little tapped out. 70 00:03:47,634 --> 00:03:49,467 Dan, I'm sorry to keep you waiting. 71 00:03:49,467 --> 00:03:50,767 No problem, your honor. 72 00:03:50,767 --> 00:03:53,601 Nikki, escort mr. Donaldson to my office, please? 73 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:55,534 I'll catch up to you in a moment. 74 00:03:55,534 --> 00:03:59,133 Mike, I just g***t off the phone with speaker rosen, he tells me 75 00:03:59,133 --> 00:04:01,234 you won't get off his case about this Sharon project. 76 00:04:01,234 --> 00:04:02,734 Well, first off, sir- 77 00:04:02,734 --> 00:04:05,834 I'm sympathetic, Mike, but come on. You've read the budget. 78 00:04:05,834 --> 00:04:08,133 You know, all my friends told me that I should, 79 00:04:08,133 --> 00:04:11,167 but I can never get past the second chapter. 80 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:14,100 I know it's tough, but there are bigger battles to be won. 81 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:17,400 Mr. Mayor, I convinced your yoga instructor to see you at 5:00. 82 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,067 Yes! 83 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:21,033 Ok, Mike. 84 00:04:23,067 --> 00:04:24,567 The press gods are restless. 85 00:04:24,567 --> 00:04:26,300 They demand a sacrifice. 86 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,601 All right, if Paul's not here in one minute, 87 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:31,200 James, you're going on in his place. 88 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,634 Please, no, Mike. No, no. I can't. I'm sorry. 89 00:04:34,634 --> 00:04:38,000 That's ok, James... Nikki, brief him. 90 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,300 No, no, no. 91 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,801 I can't get any air. 92 00:04:41,801 --> 00:04:44,367 I know, honey. Now, just try to pay attention. 93 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,534 Ok, home robbery is down 17%. 94 00:04:46,534 --> 00:04:48,100 Car theft is down 28%. 95 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:50,033 I feel like I'm being strangled. 96 00:04:52,133 --> 00:04:54,167 Funny. That's down 12%. 97 00:04:56,267 --> 00:04:58,400 Hey, look who's here. It's captain good news. 98 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,601 I just went out to get my morning muffin. 99 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,267 Crime statistics, Paul. 100 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:04,400 Big news, banner day, safer streets. 101 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,934 I just g***t mugged. 102 00:05:05,934 --> 00:05:07,200 Oh, my God. 103 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,534 He took everything. 104 00:05:08,534 --> 00:05:10,667 He even took my crime statistics. 105 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:14,234 Somewhere in this city, there's a guy walking around 106 00:05:14,234 --> 00:05:16,033 with my wallet, my cell phone, 107 00:05:16,033 --> 00:05:19,467 and a big pie chart showing how much crime has dropped. 108 00:05:19,467 --> 00:05:22,767 I'm sure they're all getting a big laugh out of that 109 00:05:22,767 --> 00:05:24,567 back at the hideout. 110 00:05:26,767 --> 00:05:30,000 Did you get a look at him? White guy? Black guy? 111 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,234 Big guy. Massive. So big, he stood in front of me, 112 00:05:33,234 --> 00:05:35,367 I thought it was an eclipse. 113 00:05:35,367 --> 00:05:37,868 Did he have a gun? No. 114 00:05:37,868 --> 00:05:39,467 A knife? No. 115 00:05:39,467 --> 00:05:41,234 A comb? 116 00:05:41,234 --> 00:05:42,801 He was just intimidating. 117 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,133 What did he say? 118 00:05:44,133 --> 00:05:45,968 Well, he didn't speak English. 119 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:53,033 Hey, Paul, you think there's an outside chance 120 00:05:53,033 --> 00:05:56,801 this guy was just asking for directions? 121 00:05:56,801 --> 00:05:58,901 I know you guys are just making jokes 122 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:01,367 to try and cheer me up, but it's all right. 123 00:06:01,367 --> 00:06:03,734 Don't you worry, because I'm not going to be a victim. 124 00:06:03,734 --> 00:06:07,000 Give me those statistics. I'm going to blow this baby out of the water. 125 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,467 Attaboy, pauly. 126 00:06:09,467 --> 00:06:11,601 Were you just trying to cheer him up? 127 00:06:11,601 --> 00:06:12,601 Eh! 128 00:06:17,601 --> 00:06:19,601 I finished my coffee. 129 00:06:19,601 --> 00:06:21,067 Good. 130 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:24,033 I finished my brownie, too. 131 00:06:24,033 --> 00:06:25,534 You want another one? 132 00:06:25,534 --> 00:06:27,133 Yeah. You g***t $9.00? 133 00:06:29,234 --> 00:06:32,501 I love this place. I get some of my best writing done here. 134 00:06:32,501 --> 00:06:33,634 All right. 135 00:06:39,634 -->...