SpiderBabe.2003.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:30,510 --> 00:01:31,510 Thank you for watching. 2 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,320 You know? 3 00:03:35,660 --> 00:03:37,500 You're even prettier with these things off. 4 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:40,260 Go ahead, look. 5 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,720 Yeah, but then I can't see. 6 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:36,530 This is the sound 7 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,400 Patricia dear, you're going to be late for your science trip. 8 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:46,960 I'll be right down. 9 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,440 Morning. 10 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:04,460 Sorry, I don't have time to sit down and have breakfast with you guys. I'm 11 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:05,460 really running late. 12 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,580 But dear, you're moving into your apartment this weekend. 13 00:06:09,130 --> 00:06:10,950 It's the last time to enjoy my home cooking. 14 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:14,130 I'm only moving a mile away. I mean, I can still come by. 15 00:06:14,510 --> 00:06:16,370 You can swing by any time. 16 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:18,830 Oh, 17 00:06:20,070 --> 00:06:21,070 thanks, you two. 18 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:23,830 You know, you really have been good to me. 19 00:06:24,990 --> 00:06:29,710 It hasn't been easy since Mom and Dad died, but you really have treated me 20 00:06:29,710 --> 00:06:30,710 a daughter you never had. 21 00:06:31,950 --> 00:06:32,950 Thanks to Mr. 22 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:34,290 Tight Pants over here. 23 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:38,440 But you can spend as much time as you want with us, dear. 24 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:41,320 Now, Lisa, I g***t to jet. 25 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,180 Bye. Bye. 26 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:45,840 Okay, the brat's gone. 27 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,960 Time to get into the gimp outfit. 28 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:50,660 The client's going to be here in an hour. 29 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,800 Oh, nice ride, Lisa. 30 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:21,920 Hey, thanks. This is a little graduation present from Lucinda. 31 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,080 It must have cost a lot. 32 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,000 Yeah, well, it's only money. 33 00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:31,540 Yeah, I guess. 34 00:07:31,780 --> 00:07:35,200 No, I didn't mean it that way. I'm sorry. No, I know what you mean. 35 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:39,520 Um, are you still cool about fronting my half of the deposit for the apartment? 36 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,660 I'm going to get a job this weekend. 37 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,500 Of course I **. You ready for school, Rumi? 38 00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:48,660 Ready, steady, go! 39 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:09,160 Oh, sorry. 40 00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:11,420 Pat the prude, Pat the prude! 41 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,620 Why don't you grow up and leave her alone, jerk? 42 00:08:20,010 --> 00:08:22,530 Don't listen to that bonehead. He's just a jerk. 43 00:08:23,110 --> 00:08:24,730 Oh, yeah, I don't care what that guy says. 44 00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:26,850 Yo, my two favorite ladies. 45 00:08:27,970 --> 00:08:29,730 Hey, Mark, where you been hiding? 46 00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:32,270 Nowhere. I've just been playing ball with the guys. 47 00:08:33,270 --> 00:08:34,270 Get lost. 48 00:08:34,990 --> 00:08:35,990 Yo, Patricia. 49 00:08:36,330 --> 00:08:38,970 I was wondering maybe you could tutor me this afternoon. 50 00:08:39,370 --> 00:08:41,730 This nice jazz gives me a huge headache. 51 00:08:42,950 --> 00:08:44,610 Okay. So it's a date. 52 00:08:44,830 --> 00:08:47,470 I'll call you later. We'll just... Come over, whatever. 53 00:08:47,930 --> 00:08:49,810 Or maybe I'll just have you right here. 54 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:09,670 Okay. Oh, okay. 55 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,290 Great. Ciao, ladies. 56 00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:15,110 Earth to Patricia. 57 00:09:15,330 --> 00:09:16,330 What? 58 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:21,100 I think we found a candidate for Miss Prude. 59 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,480 No, no, no, no. 60 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,480 Mark Jeremy and I have been friends since grade school. 61 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:29,900 And anyway, he won't be interested in me. 62 00:09:30,180 --> 00:09:33,320 Oh, you won't know until you try. 63 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:36,240 Well, I guess I won't know then. 64 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,340 Hello, students. I'm Dr. 65 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:42,580 Duhwell. 66 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,460 I ** a genetic scientist. 67 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:52,750 For several years now, I've been trying to genetically engineer a hybrid spider, 68 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:59,890 a specimen that contains all the elements of several different 69 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:03,070 species all in one specimen. 70 00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:09,630 Now, this hybrid species that I'm going to show you today has been 71 00:10:09,630 --> 00:10:14,130 subjected to several different types of radiation. 72 00:10:14,810 --> 00:10:19,410 at several different levels, and I'm here to tell you that its powers and 73 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:23,570 abilities have been magnified fantastically. 74 00:10:24,730 --> 00:10:29,090 Yeah. So, uh, what happens if this spider, like, bit somebody? 75 00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:33,290 Logically, they would turn into a superhero and fight crime. 76 00:10:34,450 --> 00:10:39,810 Um, has any of this radioactive exposure had any side effects on the spider? You 77 00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:40,930 know, like, negative side effects? 78 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:45,180 As a matter of fact, yes, I would have to say that the great side effect is 79 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:49,280 he has become more prone toward procreation. 80 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:56,640 More amorous, or as you kids like to put it nowadays, horny, baby! 81 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:00,400 Hey, porker, you could use some of that. 82 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,400 Reed, thanks for compromising my education. 83 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,400 I'm trying to learn something. 84 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:11,739 Okay, everybody. 85 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:12,740 Settle down. 86 00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:14,860 Now, okay. 87 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:20,380 At this point, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you all... 88 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:25,320 Or, as I like to call him, Randy. 89 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:29,800 Motherfucker! This is going to be my a***s! 90 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:35,880 I'm afraid that the lecture is going to have to be cut short. 91 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:43,180 today and if you would all kindly leave the museum very slowly and watch where 92 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:46,720 you walk for the sake of christ because there's a spider running around here 93 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,160 that's worth more than all of us put together 94 00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:15,930 Oh, Jesus. 95 00:12:16,370 --> 00:12:18,150 Oh, God, why? 96 00:12:19,630 --> 00:12:22,170 Take me instead. 97 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,240 What would happen if that thing bit somebody? Bit somebody? 98 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,940 They would turn into a superhero and fight crime. 99 00:14:24,069 --> 00:14:27,050 Patricia, dear, you're home early. Are you okay? 100 00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:30,730 I'm annoying. Maybe I don't feel right. I'm going up to bed. 101 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,470 Okay, sweetheart. 102 00:14:32,990 --> 00:14:34,290 What are you looking at? Look away. 103 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:04,720 Bye. 104 00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:26,780 Patricia? 105 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:31,940 Unshag me. 106 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,400 Eww. 107 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,680 Parker, Parker, Parker! 108 00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:35,850 Hey. Hi. 109 00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:38,090 Hey. 110 00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:41,690 You shouldn't have left yesterday. You missed the best part of the lecture. 111 00:21:41,910 --> 00:21:43,270 The spider g***t loose. 112 00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:46,030 Wow. Did you get a makeover or something? 113 00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:47,670 Yeah, something. 114 00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:49,610 You look nice today. I like your outfit. 115 00:21:51,230 --> 00:21:52,230 Thanks. 116 00:21:52,550 --> 00:21:56,270 Anyway, this is my sister. Listen to not this. This is Patricia. 117 00:21:56,570 --> 00:21:57,570 At last we meet. 118 00:21:57,730 --> 00:21:59,390 I understand you're quite the science quiz. 119 00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:01,650 Yeah, I guess. 120 00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:06,000 Oh, wow. I mean, I've heard so much cool stuff about Knox Technologies. I mean, 121 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,660 really, really fascinating stuff. 122 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,000 I'd love to take a tour of the place sometime. 123 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:13,240 I think I could arrange a guided tour. Really? Absolutely. 124 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,440 I've g***t to get going. I'll see you tonight. Great meeting you, finally. 125 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:17,900 Likewise. 126 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,440 Wow. 127 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,360 Your sister is so cool. 128 00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:26,740 Yeah. 129 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,420 So, why don't you tell me what's going on with you? 130 00:22:30,399 --> 00:22:32,780 Nothing. Nothing. I just felt like getting dressed up today. 131 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,760 Rent money, rent money. 132 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,640 High school janitor. 133 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:59,420 Some kid just picked all over the hamster cage in the science lab. 134 00:23:00,430 --> 00:23:03,390 When you're done cleaning that, go clean the teacher's s***t. 135 00:23:10,170 --> 00:23:15,790 Diner waitress? 136 00:23:16,970 --> 00:23:18,150 Ten cents? 137 00:23:19,610 --> 00:23:21,810 You give me ten flippin' cents? 138 00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:23,390 The soup was cold. 139 00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:27,190 Hmm. 140 00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:29,330 Nurse's assistant. 141 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:36,360 Mr. Johnson, it's time for your high colonic treatment. 142 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,980 Thank you....