Your.Friends.and.Neighbors.S01E05.720p.x264-FENiX Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:13,387 Say goodbye to your old-fashioned toilet, 2 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:15,765 and say hello to luxury. 3 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:19,060 Introducing the Luxos MT. 4 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:22,523 The world's most advanced luxury commode. 5 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:28,528 It's gonna change the way you think about the bathroom. 6 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,029 - ** I right, Cindy? - That's right. 7 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,324 It heats, it cleans, it deodorizes. 8 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:37,495 It comes standard with Luxos's triple tornado flush system, 9 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,622 and it's smart home compatible. 10 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:43,417 And here to tell us more about it is Luxos brand ambassador 11 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:47,923 and three-time NBA All-Star, Nick Brandes. 12 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:03,354 This audience. 13 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,606 - I love you, Nick! - I love you too. 14 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:09,026 - Thank you, Cindy. Jim, my man. - Of course. Please. 15 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,570 It's a pleasure to be here. 16 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:14,240 You're an NBA champion, you are rich, you are handsome, 17 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,867 everybody loves you... 18 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:17,451 I'm sorry. Is there a question in there? 19 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,454 'Cause so far, I can't argue with any of that. 20 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,457 You have a string of successful businesses. 21 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:26,294 Just tell us, why toilets? 22 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:29,422 - Instead of sneakers or tequila? - Exactly. 23 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,840 Because they've been done before. 24 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,258 See, I always say, 25 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:35,428 "Why be late to the party, when you can throw your own?" 26 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,555 Go. 27 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:40,308 Speaking of party. 28 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:42,685 - Is that coming from there? - It is. 29 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:45,897 That's right. It's coming from the built-in Bluetooth speakers. 30 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,357 - Oh, no! - Can you do it? 31 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,903 Hey! 32 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:53,363 Show me what you g***t. 33 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,536 No, she didn't! 34 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:05,791 So, bottom line, the Luxos MT is gonna change the game. 35 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,835 Sitting on one of these is like a little vacation 36 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,669 you can book for yourself every day. 37 00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:11,423 Nick Brandes, everybody! 38 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:25,812 Hey. 39 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,815 What are you doing here? 40 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,360 I really love toilets. 41 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,863 - Okay, I'm working. - I know. Look, I just... 42 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:40,618 The party. It was a lot. I acted like an a***e. 43 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:42,329 Yeah, no argument here. 44 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,122 Hey. 45 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,168 I'm so sorry. 46 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,213 That's the last time I throw you a party. 47 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:58,094 I appreciate you trying to take care of me, 48 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:02,307 even if sometimes I don't know what to do with it. 49 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,981 Well, I can't say you didn't warn me. 50 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,399 No, you can't. 51 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:16,737 Look, I know this, us, we shouldn't have happened. 52 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,824 Or, at least, not the way it happened. 53 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,868 - I'm sure you have your regrets. - Nick, I... 54 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,620 No. I feel them. 55 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:27,582 Believe me, I wish it had gone down differently, 56 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:31,753 but just because it didn't start right, doesn't mean it isn't right. 57 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,631 This is real for me, Mel. 58 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:37,967 I just wish you didn't feel like you have to try so hard. 59 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,595 That's what happens when you fall to the second round of the Draft. 60 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:43,764 You spend the rest of your career and life trying to make up for it. 61 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,934 You don't have to do that with me. 62 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,275 Do you have, like, a dressing room? 63 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:56,069 Yeah. A nice one. 64 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,156 Show me. 65 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,430 What ** I looking at? 66 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:50,057 I know it looks like somebody wiping off their brushes, 67 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,101 but this is a Lichtenstein. 68 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,437 I know who Lichtenstein is, you barom . 69 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:57,315 What I meant is why ** I looking at a bad photo of it? 70 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:59,567 - 'Cause I wanna steal it. - I don't mess with art. 71 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,068 - Neither do you. - Come on. 72 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:03,279 Jewelry and watches can only get me so far. 73 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,741 A score like this, way more upside for the exact same risk. 74 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:10,244 Score? Who are you, James Caan all of a sudden? 75 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:12,079 I'm sure you know someone that can move it. 76 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:16,168 - Rocco, what's my policy on paintings? - No paintings! 77 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,754 These art guys, they're a different breed. 78 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:21,297 I'm telling you. They're savages. 79 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:24,134 The last time this sold at auction 80 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:27,053 it went for over one million dollars. 81 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,347 That was seven years ago. 82 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,890 I've already been inside the house where it is. 83 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,351 I steal it, I replace it with a forgery, nobody knows the difference. 84 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:35,770 - Easy. - How do you know it isn't already a fake? 85 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:39,232 Because the guy that owns it probably bought it from Larry Gagosian personally. 86 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:43,486 He's an insecure narcissist whose entire self-worth is wrapped up in what he owns. 87 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:46,781 He doesn't care that it's beautiful, he cares that it's real. 88 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:48,325 I know the type. 89 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:52,120 Come on. I'll toss you an extra ten percent. 90 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:55,103 You don't have to lift a finger. I just need the introduction. 91 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:01,671 I will have to lift a finger, and for that I'll take an extra 20. 92 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:04,131 And if it goes sideways, I don't know you. 93 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:08,261 But you have to hear me. Now, you do this, you do it the way I say. 94 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:10,596 Pikk pakk. No improvising. 95 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,849 - Yeah, I hear you. - Say it. 96 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:15,059 - Pikk pakk. - Smart-a***s. 97 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,728 No improvising. 98 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,024 Okay. Get out of my store. 99 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,360 I'll let you know when it's set. 100 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:25,988 Rocco. 101 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:32,785 - So, it looks like we hit a shale shelf. - And what does that mean? 102 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:36,080 Means my guys are gonna have to spend a few weeks breaking it up, 103 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,164 pulling it out. 104 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:39,750 Well, can't you just dig around it? 105 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,085 Yeah, sure. 106 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,797 If you wanna move your entire house 100 feet that way. 107 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:45,798 I'm kidding. 108 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,968 But I can't dig a foundation into solid rock. We gotta pull it out. 109 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,012 Hey, Phil, where do you want this loader? 110 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:53,514 - Yeah, I'll be there in a minute. - So, just... Phil, 111 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,392 so, how much is that gonna cost? 112 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:59,562 Well, I can't give you an exact figure until we start demolition, 113 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:01,939 see how far down the shelf goes. 114 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,108 It's gonna be heavy machinery. Possibly some blasting. 115 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:05,735 You're gonna blow up my backyard? 116 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:08,279 Well, not me. I'm gonna bring in some specialists. 117 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,655 Ballpark, Phil? 118 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,910 Just... how f***d are we? 119 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,538 Two hundred grand. Give or take. 120 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:20,583 Okay. 121 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,376 Okay, maybe we should just press pause, you know? 122 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,462 Get a surveyor out, we check in with the architect. 123 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:26,172 - We should maybe do that... - No. 124 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,840 Hey, that's your call. 125 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:32,135 But if we stop work, I gotta move my guys to the next project in line. 126 00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:36,225 That won't be necessary, Phil. E-mail us the quote, we'll work it out. 127 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,061 Will do. 128 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:58,871 Hey. 129...