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1 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:24,982 Hello. 2 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,526 Ah! 3 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:30,362 The lovers. 4 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:32,448 What exactly can I do for you? 5 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:34,700 So here's the deal. Quiet made a wish, 6 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,827 then I came back, and I made another wish. 7 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:38,037 It was a simple mistake, 8 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,455 heat of the moment type thing. 9 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:41,623 I want the walls to come down just like Quiet. 10 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:44,585 So I'm here to undo my wish. Nothing major. 11 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,879 This is very serious. 12 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,714 I gave you strict instructions. 13 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:51,467 One wish per car. - I know. It was a mistake. 14 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,635 That's why I want to take my wish back. 15 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:57,056 I mean... - Do you really want that? 16 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,975 It is your sister, after all. 17 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:01,769 And you? 18 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:04,271 You let him make this sacrifice? 19 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:05,564 It was a big lie, 20 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:10,277 but he must have really wanted her back. 21 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:11,987 Yeah, but Krista... 22 00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:14,616 It's my sister. It's my choice. 23 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,454 If you want to solve your wish problem... 24 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:26,794 ...drink from the well. 25 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,712 That well? 26 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:30,465 Mm-hmm. 27 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:55,781 All right, that's it. 28 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:56,658 Everything will be taken care of. 29 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:00,119 Really? 30 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,830 Easy peasy. 31 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:04,165 You run along now. 32 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:10,379 Oh, and... 33 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,798 ...have fun tonight. 34 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,010 If he has something "fun" planned, 35 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,512 we are f***d. 36 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:28,189 Nothing like a little calm before a storm. 37 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:55,341 Wow. This bleach stuff is great. 38 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,302 I wonder if it'll clean my insides. 39 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,558 O-kay... 40 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:20,991 "Duh... deh..." 41 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,284 "Dearest drivers. 42 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:23,535 "Tonight, we will be celebrating 43 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:26,288 "the annual wintertide solstice promenade." 44 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:29,708 "We will honor the transition of the seasons 45 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:33,045 "with music, dance, and general revelry." 46 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:36,131 Ooh! Did you say "party"? 47 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,676 Lucky for you, I love dirty dancing. 48 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,220 I'm not surprised about the dirty part. 49 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,180 You haven't washed in days. 50 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,265 And I'll pass on the dancing. 51 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:48,560 We'll see about that. 52 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:52,690 "Please use the contents of this stunningly crafted chest 53 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:57,027 "to ready yourself and meet outside the gym at 8:00 PM." 54 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,904 "Warm Solstice, 55 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,740 "Calypso." 56 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,283 So the next round is a party. 57 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:06,036 John, we f***d with this man's game. 58 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:10,124 So, no, I don't think this next round is just a party. 59 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,458 Well, it can't be that bad. 60 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:12,627 I'm not taking any chances. 61 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:14,879 Oh, sh-- 62 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,974 Okay, so maybe there is a dance portion. 63 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:30,394 Wait, did you say wintertide solstice promenade? 64 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,229 I've always wanted to do a prom episode, 65 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,397 but I never g***t the chance. 66 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,732 But I've seen every one. 67 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:38,986 Oh... tonight is going to be magical. 68 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,320 I'm gonna own the dance floor 69 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:42,990 like Carlton Banks in "Fresh Prince of Bel Air." 70 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,283 Ain't that right, Harold? 71 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:47,036 Aw, my own little Jazzy Jeff. 72 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,912 All right, I need your opinion. 73 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:53,208 Do I go cocktail casual, or Transylvania chic? 74 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:56,128 I'll go with, uh, Transylvania chic. 75 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,963 Ah, you don't know anything. 76 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,466 Prom is for the classics. 77 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,011 Time to stunt on these hos. 78 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,264 D***n. 79 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:08,975 Ew, get a life. 80 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,729 I ** so getting my eggs fertilized tonight. 81 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,859 Hmm, time to party. 82 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,862 Ah, quit fiddling. 83 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,489 Let Pop Pop do it. 84 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:26,742 Long over short, then through the hole, 85 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:27,743 and back-- 86 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,703 Ah, f***k it. You know what? 87 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:32,164 If Ricky didn't need a tie in "My So-Called Life," 88 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,042 neither does my Stu. 89 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,129 Yo! 90 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:44,051 Purple suit. Looking sharp, Stu. 91 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,720 - It's plum. - Plum, huh? 92 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,057 - Like the fruit. - Yeah, I g***t it. 93 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,185 S***y a***s suit, check. 94 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,270 Handsome son of a bitch to fill it in, 95 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:56,605 double check. 96 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,357 How great is this? 97 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,776 I mean, the invites, the suits. Oh... 98 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,945 It's like I'm in a fairy tale. 99 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,531 Ugh, God, this is f***g lame. 100 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,791 Whoa. 101 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:22,798 Is there breeze in here? 102 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,384 - You look amazing. - Thanks. 103 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,885 Chopping it up kind of worked out. 104 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,971 Also... 105 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:30,890 It'll still hide my hatchet. - Oh. 106 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,601 This dress fits like s***t. 107 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:37,396 I think that's because you have it on backwards. 108 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,605 Here, let me help you. 109 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:40,941 How did you do this? 110 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:46,614 Please, enter the gymnasium. 111 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,543 Beautiful. 112 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,587 Oh, very handsome. 113 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,548 Well, here we f***g go. 114 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:08,177 Lovely. Very dapper. 115 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:12,931 Welcome to the wintertide solstice promenade, 116 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:16,602 a celebration dating back to the Roanoke Colony. 117 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,772 And back then, we-- they... 118 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:23,025 would gather to honor life's transitions, 119 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:26,070 the moments we all share in common. 120 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,864 And this eve, we honor the death of autumn, 121 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,492 and celebrate the birth of winter. 122 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:36,038 We honor the dead with our own offering... 123 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,123 ...of life. 124 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:41,961 I wonder what we're offering. 125 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:47,717 Oh, good. It's blood. 126 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,514 Who's next? 127 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:17,663 I g***t a splinter. 128 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,748 Right or left? 129 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,208 I think we can skip you. 130 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,669 Cal, I g***t to tell you, loving the theme. 131 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:27,715 Also, you are a masterful storyteller. 132 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:30,092 Hmm. Thank you. 133 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:52,824 To those who have fallen. 134 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,339 Thank you for your offering. 135 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,098 Hmm. All better. 136 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:27,608 My, uh, splinter didn't disappear. 137 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:30,152 Now, there has been much death, 138 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:34,239 and there will be more, but tonight? 139 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,574 Tonight... 140 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,327 Is for the living. 141 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,845 Let's party! 142 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:03,394 Come on. Don't be shy. 143 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:08,232 - Yes! - Go dance. 144 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,733 It's all happening. 145 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,735 Ah! It's all happening! 146 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:15,572 Have an hors d'ouevres. 147 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:24,331 Pinwheel? 148 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,508 Hey, everybody, get over here 149 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:37,011 and make a d***n circle around me. 150 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,650 Saw that. 151 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,280 And I... 152...