Double.Daddy.2015.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:01,457 --> 00:00:03,198 [ hip-hop playing ] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:13,904 --> 00:00:16,559 ♪ The night is young and we throw it down hard ♪ 5 00:00:16,603 --> 00:00:19,823 ♪ Every time I raise my glass all the girls were going wild ♪ 6 00:00:19,867 --> 00:00:21,695 ♪ I ain't trippin', what you sippin'? ♪ 7 00:00:21,738 --> 00:00:23,566 ♪ I'm just trying to have some fun ♪ 8 00:00:23,610 --> 00:00:25,568 ♪ Why don't you bring it over here, girl ♪ 9 00:00:25,612 --> 00:00:27,265 ♪ And let me get some? 10 00:00:27,309 --> 00:00:29,354 [ singing continues, indistinct ] 11 00:00:31,139 --> 00:00:33,054 MAN: Let's go, Lucas! 12 00:00:33,097 --> 00:00:35,273 [ cheering ] 13 00:00:35,317 --> 00:00:37,798 - Yeah, buddy! - Whoo! 14 00:00:37,841 --> 00:00:41,715 - Yeah! Connor, you're up, man. - No, dude... 15 00:00:41,758 --> 00:00:44,369 - Connor! - No, I'm thrashed already. 16 00:00:44,413 --> 00:00:47,024 Hey, you are the head of the house, and there is no exceptions! 17 00:00:47,068 --> 00:00:49,723 No! No exceptions! Go! 18 00:00:49,766 --> 00:00:53,291 [ chanting ] Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 19 00:00:54,902 --> 00:00:56,947 [ chanting continues ] 20 00:01:05,826 --> 00:01:09,612 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 21 00:01:09,656 --> 00:01:13,224 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 22 00:01:20,405 --> 00:01:22,538 [ chanting continues ] 23 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:26,934 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 24 00:01:26,977 --> 00:01:30,154 - Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! - [ whooping ] 25 00:01:31,286 --> 00:01:33,418 [ cell phone vibrates ] 26 00:01:33,462 --> 00:01:34,681 Amazing. 27 00:01:34,724 --> 00:01:36,813 - It's Amanda! - WOMAN: Amanda! 28 00:01:36,857 --> 00:01:39,381 I love her! 29 00:01:39,424 --> 00:01:41,383 CONNOR: Hey. 30 00:01:41,426 --> 00:01:44,386 Hey, you. What's all the noise? 31 00:01:44,429 --> 00:01:46,388 Oh, I just invited a few guys over. 32 00:01:46,431 --> 00:01:49,739 You know how it is. Word g***t out. I miss you. 33 00:01:49,783 --> 00:01:51,349 I miss you too. 34 00:01:51,393 --> 00:01:54,135 But I'm saving a lot towards school. 35 00:01:54,178 --> 00:01:55,876 So who's all there? 36 00:01:55,919 --> 00:01:59,009 Just Lucas, Mya, and a few other people. 37 00:01:59,053 --> 00:02:01,359 I'd better go, but I love you. 38 00:02:01,403 --> 00:02:03,231 I can't wait for you to get home. 39 00:02:03,274 --> 00:02:04,972 I love you too. 40 00:02:08,105 --> 00:02:10,542 So when does the wife get back, huh? 41 00:02:10,586 --> 00:02:13,981 The end of the month, right before school starts. 42 00:02:14,024 --> 00:02:15,765 That's a long time to go without gettin' something, bro. 43 00:02:15,809 --> 00:02:16,940 Nah. 44 00:02:16,984 --> 00:02:19,726 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Easy. 45 00:02:19,769 --> 00:02:24,426 The host of the party should always be one drink behind. 46 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:30,258 That was nice. [ chuckling ] 47 00:02:30,301 --> 00:02:33,217 So, uh, who invited the skank? 48 00:02:33,261 --> 00:02:36,873 Uh, I don't even know who that is. Lucas friended her. 49 00:02:36,917 --> 00:02:38,396 You are such an Internet s***t. 50 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,877 Oh, come on, Mya. Give her a break. 51 00:02:40,921 --> 00:02:43,663 She just moved here, and she doesn't know anybody. Look at her profile. 52 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:46,100 - MYA: Yeah, no thanks. - Uh, we're almost out of beer. 53 00:02:46,143 --> 00:02:48,537 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 54 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:00,810 [ chuckling ] 55 00:03:06,816 --> 00:03:08,644 [ groans ] 56 00:03:18,872 --> 00:03:21,613 - Need a hand? - I'm okay. 57 00:03:21,657 --> 00:03:23,006 Let me help you with that. 58 00:03:27,271 --> 00:03:29,447 [ chuckles ] 59 00:03:31,362 --> 00:03:34,365 That's a nice Mercedes. 60 00:03:34,409 --> 00:03:38,413 You know, I've always wondered what these things look like on the inside. 61 00:03:38,456 --> 00:03:41,503 [ giggles ] Can I? 62 00:03:41,546 --> 00:03:43,244 Yeah. 63 00:03:48,249 --> 00:03:49,946 Come here. 64 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,297 [ groans ] 65 00:03:53,341 --> 00:03:55,125 God, look at this dash. 66 00:03:55,169 --> 00:03:58,607 - What do all these buttons do? - What? 67 00:03:58,650 --> 00:04:03,003 Come in. I want you to show me what they do. 68 00:04:03,046 --> 00:04:06,049 - Stop it. Come here. You silly. - [ chuckling ] 69 00:04:06,093 --> 00:04:09,096 Oh, man, that beer bong is hitting me hard. 70 00:04:12,273 --> 00:04:14,971 [ groans ] 71 00:04:15,015 --> 00:04:17,104 [ giggling ] 72 00:04:17,147 --> 00:04:19,019 [ groaning ] 73 00:04:19,062 --> 00:04:21,543 Now I know why you shouldn't drink and drive. 74 00:04:21,586 --> 00:04:23,458 - Everything's spinning. - [ chuckles ] 75 00:04:23,501 --> 00:04:25,373 I can make it stop spinning. 76 00:04:34,338 --> 00:04:36,253 - What are you doing? - Shh, shh, shh. Relax. 77 00:04:36,297 --> 00:04:38,168 No tensing, remember? 78 00:04:50,485 --> 00:04:52,792 We shouldn't do this. 79 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,715 [ giggling ] 80 00:05:11,506 --> 00:05:14,074 [ moaning ] 81 00:05:16,946 --> 00:05:19,688 [ laughing ] 82 00:05:29,263 --> 00:05:32,875 ♪ I part the gray skies, let the sun rays shine ♪ 83 00:05:32,919 --> 00:05:35,399 ♪ And every day fade away in the daylight ♪ 84 00:05:35,443 --> 00:05:37,967 ♪ Dang right, need it just to stay alive ♪ 85 00:05:38,011 --> 00:05:40,578 ♪ I get the same high boosting every daylight ♪ 86 00:05:40,622 --> 00:05:42,798 Whoa! 87 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,844 Hey, did you get your new schedule yet? 88 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:47,368 - First period, Mrs. Wolk. - Awesome. 89 00:05:47,411 --> 00:05:51,024 So I get to see you first thing every morning. 90 00:05:51,067 --> 00:05:53,026 Unless your parents let me sleep over. 91 00:05:53,069 --> 00:05:55,202 That is never going to happen. 92 00:05:55,245 --> 00:05:57,204 Why? We've been together for, like, two years. 93 00:05:57,247 --> 00:06:00,163 - I'm practically family. - What about your parents? 94 00:06:00,207 --> 00:06:02,513 My parents are still barely talking to me. 95 00:06:02,557 --> 00:06:05,429 Do you blame them? I mean, you trashed their house with that party. 96 00:06:05,473 --> 00:06:08,389 I didn't plan it. And I swear that's never gonna happen again, 97 00:06:08,432 --> 00:06:10,086 ever. 98 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:11,653 Hey, Connor. 99 00:06:11,696 --> 00:06:13,785 Hey. 100 00:06:15,222 --> 00:06:16,832 Uh, who's that? 101 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,139 Uh, just some new chick Lucas friended. 102 00:06:19,182 --> 00:06:21,837 You know how he is. 103 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,491 You gonna go in? 104 00:06:23,534 --> 00:06:25,058 Okay. 105 00:06:25,101 --> 00:06:27,756 WOMAN: All right, everyone. 106 00:06:27,799 --> 00:06:29,671 - Good morning. - Good morning. 107 00:06:29,714 --> 00:06:32,152 Welcome back. I hope you all had 108 00:06:32,195 --> 00:06:34,545 a fantastic summer vacation, 109 00:06:34,589 --> 00:06:36,373 relaxed, because it's all over, 110 00:06:36,417 --> 00:06:38,375 and the work is really about to begin 111 00:06:38,419 --> 00:06:42,118 because this is the year that counts, right? 112 00:06:42,162 --> 00:06:44,599 So, get out your world history books. 113 00:06:44,642 --> 00:06:46,470 Chapter five. 114 00:06:54,043 --> 00:06:58,656 ♪ Come on closer, come and get it, only halfway... ♪ 115 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,658 Oh, here she is. 116 00:07:00,702 --> 00:07:02,834 Heather Henderson. 117 00:07:02,878 --> 00:07:05,272 What school did she go to? 118 00:07:05,315 --> 00:07:07,970 Doesn't say. 119 00:07:08,014 --> 00:07:11,191 Oh, look, and other than my dumb-a***s boyfriend, 120 00:07:11,234 --> 00:07:13,976 it looks like she doesn't have very many friends. 121 00:07:14,020 --> 00:07:16,631 What the hell is that? 122 00:07:16,674 --> 00:07:18,763 Is that from the party? 123 00:07:18,807 --> 00:07:20,504 Mm. Probably. 124 00:07:20,548 --> 00:07:22,767 But, look, Connor was so wasted, 125 00:07:22,811 --> 00:07:25,945 he probably doesn't even remember this photo. 126 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:27,772 Seriously, you have nothing to worry about. 127 00:07:27,816 --> 00:07:30,906 Yeah, it's just, I'm late. 128 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,082 "Late"? 129 00:07:33,126 --> 00:07:35,432 - Oh, you mean your... - Yeah. 130 00:07:35,476 --> 00:07:38,087 I was supposed to get my period over a week ago. 131 00:07:38,131 --> 00:07:39,959 - Have you told Connor? - What? No. 132 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:43,614 And totally freak him out? Absolutely not. No way. 133 00:07:43,658 --> 00:07:45,138 [ cell phone beeps ] 134 00:07:45,181 --> 00:07:47,967 That's my mom. I g***t to go. 135 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:50,621 Okay. Well, call me, okay? 136 00:07:50,665 --> 00:07:52,406 Okay. 137 00:07:52,449 --> 00:07:54,495 Oh, hey, look-- and don't worry. 138 00:07:54,538 --> 00:07:56,627 I'm late all the time. 139 00:07:56,671 --> 00:07:58,281 All the time. 140 00:08:01,371 --> 00:08:04,766 [ sobbing ] I just don't understand why it has to happen. 141 00:08:04,809 --> 00:08:06,986 It doesn't mean anything's wrong. 142 00:08:09,727 --> 00:08:11,947 - Uh... - What's going on? 143 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:14,558 Um, your sister had another miscarriage. 144 00:08:14,602 --> 00:08:17,605 Oh, Kel, I ** so sorry. 145 00:08:17,648 --> 00:08:20,825 Yeah, well, I should be used to it by now. 146 00:08:20,869 --> 00:08:24,351 - Um, are you in for the night? - Yeah. 147 00:08:24,394 --> 00:08:26,962 Okay. Look, 148 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:30,879 I really hate to do this, but I have to go to work, okay? 149 00:08:30,922 --> 00:08:33,229 Um, your dad will be home later, okay? 150 00:08:33,273 --> 00:08:34,709 [ kisses ] I love you. 151 00:08:34,752 --> 00:08:37,146 I love you too. 152 00:08:37,190 --> 00:08:40,062 You know what? It's...