2.0.Robot.2.2018.Hindi.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.x264.DD.5 Movie Subtitles

1 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,480 'O birds, you are all over this world' 2 00:05:05,830 --> 00:05:08,470 'You have spread your wings right up to Heaven' 3 00:05:09,270 --> 00:05:11,990 'Our earth and our skies abound in these birds' 4 00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:14,430 'Feathered creatures of our world!' 5 00:06:44,826 --> 00:06:48,162 I just read his latest paper He's working on this new type of robot 6 00:06:48,211 --> 00:06:50,503 Looks like heavy security There's an auto drone 7 00:06:50,541 --> 00:06:52,601 Shall we ask him questions? 8 00:06:52,601 --> 00:06:54,206 Ask sensible questions please 9 00:06:54,254 --> 00:06:56,991 Any idea what to ask One look at him and- 10 00:07:03,199 --> 00:07:04,494 'Welcome' 11 00:07:04,572 --> 00:07:06,100 We are from Excel Engineering college 12 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:07,473 Robotic research students 13 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,820 We've g***t an appointment to meet Dr Vaseegaran 14 00:07:10,860 --> 00:07:11,900 Please come in 15 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:14,840 Dude, soooper hyperbola! 16 00:07:15,650 --> 00:07:17,340 Excuse me You are- 17 00:07:17,630 --> 00:07:19,600 I ** Dr Vaseegaran's assistant 18 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,610 - Your name - Nila 19 00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:23,630 - Beauuuutiful! - Thanks 20 00:07:24,030 --> 00:07:25,770 Nila...moon! 21 00:07:25,810 --> 00:07:26,890 What? 22 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:29,030 It's a lie to say there's no gravity in the moon 23 00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:31,570 - Why? - You are such a magnetic force! 24 00:07:31,610 --> 00:07:33,340 Your laughter can be my ringtone! 25 00:07:33,380 --> 00:07:33,860 Can I have your number? 26 00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:36,150 11423879 27 00:07:37,850 --> 00:07:39,940 Enough! The whole floor is slippery! 28 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,160 Hi 29 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,750 Hello, sir 30 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,270 Please sit down 31 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,050 Doctor, we are mechatronic students 32 00:07:50,290 --> 00:07:54,360 Professor Mithra told us you have created a new humanoid robot 33 00:07:54,450 --> 00:07:56,620 - Can we take a look at that? - Sure 34 00:08:02,710 --> 00:08:04,680 This is the new robot I have created 35 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:05,930 Project Nila 36 00:08:05,970 --> 00:08:08,830 Nice, intelligent, lovely assistant 37 00:08:09,270 --> 00:08:11,490 Humanoid X12 2018 model 38 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:13,020 Quantum Core Millenia 39 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,830 X12 5D Extreme processor 40 00:08:14,910 --> 00:08:16,320 Unlimited Cloud memory 41 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:17,570 1 Tera hertz speed 42 00:08:17,690 --> 00:08:19,830 Built in simulated Amygdala 43 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:23,050 This is her MPU Memory and Power Unit 44 00:08:23,130 --> 00:08:24,540 Works like our heart 45 00:08:24,780 --> 00:08:25,950 Synthetic skin 46 00:08:26,190 --> 00:08:27,530 Ultra realistic humanoid 47 00:08:31,230 --> 00:08:32,920 You are such a magnetic force! 48 00:08:37,180 --> 00:08:38,470 What about that phone #? 49 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:40,080 That's my IMEI # 50 00:08:41,570 --> 00:08:43,780 - Is she also like Chitti, doctor? - No 51 00:08:44,030 --> 00:08:47,130 Created adhering to Asimov's laws this is a domestic purpose robot 52 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:49,750 You can treat her as your friend, secretary and caretaker 53 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,610 She will be of help to mankind in all ways and always 54 00:08:52,690 --> 00:08:54,590 Does it have feelings, doctor? 55 00:08:54,710 --> 00:08:58,410 Yes, pre programmed, customizable, controlled feelings 56 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:01,920 Is there any chance for Chitti to resurface again, doctor? 57 00:09:11,990 --> 00:09:15,660 All our present scientific inventions in the beginning were opposed as dangerous 58 00:09:15,690 --> 00:09:17,180 And labelled as null and void 59 00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:18,600 Bound by time 60 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,730 It became a necessity in the ensuing years 61 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,250 Chitti will also be a pre requisite one day 62 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,420 Dot! 63 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,860 - Hey Nikita - Go to hell! 64 00:09:28,890 --> 00:09:30,830 Bulb! You g***t what you deserved 65 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:32,720 Nikita, hear me out 66 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,700 I acted as if I was flirting with her just to make you see red 67 00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:38,160 - As if I didn't know she's a robot? - 'Get lost, liar!' 68 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,130 My Barbie doll My Snow White princess! 69 00:09:40,170 --> 00:09:41,380 'Shut up and hang up!' 70 00:09:41,470 --> 00:09:44,690 Believe me, I've booked an Apple watch for your birthday 71 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:41,320 Sushma, Moksha has g***t a new Collection today 72 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,410 You eat and then I'll come over, okay? 73 00:10:48,570 --> 00:10:51,270 My flight was delayed Inform the clients, I'll be there by- 74 00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:58,160 When I get back from work I chat with my family nonstop! 75 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,970 We spend quality time you know 76 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,470 You bloody swine! 77 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,050 Harith, can I have my phone? 78 00:11:06,340 --> 00:11:08,510 Daddy has to make an important call 79 00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:10,200 Give me the phone 80 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:14,070 Don't cry...here 81 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,400 I didn't do anything 82 00:11:21,530 --> 00:11:23,950 What is the bid today in our chit fund? 83 00:11:23,990 --> 00:11:25,080 Can get Rs 3000 84 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,010 What is this? 85 00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:29,260 Make 'Dhal Rice' and potato curry for dinner, enough 86 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,080 Grandpa! 87 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:46,190 'Residing in all of that as Me' 88 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:50,220 'So that Me through this Me' 89 00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:51,380 'Talking to Me' 90 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,620 Dude, this must be our principal's handiwork! 91 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:03,270 Where are you, dear? 92 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:07,870 Coming to the terrace? 93 00:12:08,430 --> 00:12:09,840 What happened? 94 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,540 Our project manager and prickly 'Jackfruit' Asha 95 00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:14,190 ...are hand and glove in this 96 00:12:14,270 --> 00:12:17,370 That's why he promoted her and sent her on site 97 00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:22,040 He went to get the bore-well man No sign of him still 98 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,590 Tomorrow is Mahavir Jayanthi All the shops will be closed 99 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,280 Buy our stuff tonight, okay? 100 00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:31,350 This phone has 4G, Wifi, Bluetooth plus dual Sim capacity 101 00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:38,040 I came to see girls but here, men all around 102 00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:57,300 Danger Girlfriend calling 103 00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:01,860 - Hi Sana - 'Hi scientist sir' 104 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,720 'Wonder of wonders You picked my call?' 105 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,450 - Sorry, Sana - 'How many calls?' 106 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,820 'Can't you even pick my call? Are you that busy?' 107 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:11,450 'Just for your sake I'm 10,000 km away and studying here like a lunatic' 108 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:14,990 'Under the pretext of working on your project, are you flirting with Nila?' 109 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,290 That's a robot, Sana 110 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,700 'But a female doll, right?' 111 00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,060 Don't be mad at me, honey 112 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,840 'I called you 112 times!' 113 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,580 I'll accept your punishment and kiss you 112 times 114 00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:24,950 'No need 112' 115 00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:26,960 'Just 1 phone-kiss, let me see' 116 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:30,220 Mua- 117 00:13:31,150 --> 00:13:32,440 Flying kiss?! 118 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,450 Sir, where should I complain to retrieve my mobile? 119 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:42,230 All of them are waiting too! Go and stand in the queue 120 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,810 How can a cell phone fly? And where will it go? 121 00:13:44,850 --> 00:13:47,100 Who is behind all this? What is the reason? 122 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:50,040 'Is a whole gang behind this or just an individual?' 123 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,140 'This is scary' 124 00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:53,800 Is this a sign our world will perish as people claim? 125 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,810 Like the ozone hole there is a black hole in the sky it seems 126 00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:58,470 It has sucked all the phones I believe 127 00:13:58,550 --> 00:13:59,670 Hey! What you talking 128 00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:01,610 You're talking as if it's a drainage hole 129 00:14:01,650 --> 00:14:04,390 I'm in the share market My job is dependent on cell phones 130 00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:07,780 Life is absolutely boring without WhatsApp and selfies 131 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,350 As soon as I wake up I take my mobile to the loo 132 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,040 I feel I've lost my hand now! 133 00:14:12,090 --> 00:14:13,660 My husband is working in Qatar 134 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:16,070 Our long distance romance is only through cell phone 135 00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:19,830 I've saved my mom's # as 'Amma' I don't even know her landline # now 136 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:24,050 I've stored my bank account #, ATM pin #, password, the whole works 137 00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:27,230 It has personal videos and photos of my girlfriend and me 138 00:14:27,270 --> 00:14:29,210 What if they are uploaded on an adult site? 139 00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:31,860 Excuse me, is there a separate section for iPhone? 140 00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:35,780 For sure! It has been opened near pagal khana, go there 141 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:39,080 Sir, I'm very sentimental about this cell phone 142 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,450 Do something, sir 143 00:14:40,490 -->...