Airplane.2025.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264 (SDH) Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:44,846 --> 00:00:46,681 I want to talk to you tonight. 2 00:01:20,582 --> 00:01:21,816 Groovy. 3 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:23,751 Did you bring my chaser, stewardess? 4 00:01:23,785 --> 00:01:26,588 Oh, I brought you a chaser. 5 00:01:26,621 --> 00:01:27,822 Oh! 6 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:29,791 Oh, my... 7 00:01:29,824 --> 00:01:32,660 Stewardess Gloria, I had no idea. 8 00:01:32,694 --> 00:01:34,328 Oh, wow. 9 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:37,230 It was you. It was always you. 10 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,232 Has it been that obvious? 11 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,467 Well, every time you've come into the cockpit, 12 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:41,803 you've been naked. 13 00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:45,707 Well, that is because I want you so bad. 14 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:57,384 What the hell is that? 15 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:58,920 Oh, it's nothing. 16 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:00,688 What do you mean it's nothing? 17 00:02:00,722 --> 00:02:02,356 It's the Berlin Wall of s***x blockers. 18 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:05,492 It's the Great Wall of China of... 19 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:06,527 But you have the key, Butch. 20 00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:08,295 My father gave you the key. 21 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:10,865 Butch... Butch... 22 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,232 Oh, what? What? No. 23 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,768 Who's Butch? 24 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,235 I'm Barry. 25 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:16,303 -I'm not Butch. -Huh? What? 26 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,471 Who's Butch? 27 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,473 Barry? What are you doing here? 28 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:21,208 It's me, the true love of your life. 29 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:23,343 No, no, no. This is an arranged marriage. 30 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:26,380 Oh, I have to leave. I have to find Butch. 31 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,716 What are you, some kind of square? 32 00:02:28,750 --> 00:02:31,351 There's no virgins in 1973. 33 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,821 But I ** a virgin. 34 00:02:33,855 --> 00:02:35,590 [echoing] Virgin... Virgin. 35 00:02:39,861 --> 00:02:41,696 I heard you talking in your sleep. 36 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:45,833 Do you like pilots? 37 00:02:45,867 --> 00:02:47,802 No. 38 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,804 Why are you traveling solo today? 39 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:53,206 Oh, no. My girlfriends and I are flying to D.C. 40 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:56,544 You see, I'm getting hitched to this guy. 41 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:57,578 It's kind of a last moment thing. 42 00:02:57,612 --> 00:03:00,682 -Married? -Mm-hmm. 43 00:03:00,715 --> 00:03:01,849 Far out. 44 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:17,464 Good evening and welcome to DTF Airlines Flight 420. 45 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:19,734 We will begin boarding our red-eye 46 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,536 to Washington D.C. momentarily. 47 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:24,304 Get ready and buckle up. 48 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:26,440 -Gloria! -Oh! 49 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,476 How's college life without me? 50 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:30,745 Boring, of course. 51 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:32,412 Of course. 52 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:36,651 Chest out stomach in. Here comes Suzy Kellerman! 53 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,418 Wait, are you working this flight? 54 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:39,554 Yes. 55 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:41,288 Economy with Dolores De Hado, 56 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:42,890 and you're late, Miss Kellerman. 57 00:03:42,924 --> 00:03:44,559 Really? Dolores? 58 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,594 -Buzzkill? -She'll be fine. 59 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:48,796 The clock is ticking. 60 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:50,430 I'm sorry, Ms. Rickenbottem. 61 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:52,900 I just need to get changed real quick, ladies. 62 00:03:52,934 --> 00:03:54,969 You mean this isn't your stewardess uniform? 63 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,336 I'm timing you. 64 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:57,572 This plane will leave without you. 65 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:59,406 They wouldn't dare. 66 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:00,708 Let's go. 67 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:11,686 Proper bachelorette parties call for proper attire. 68 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:13,320 Ooh! 69 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,757 I don't know. This looks a little risqué. 70 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:17,290 I know, isn't it grand? 71 00:04:18,793 --> 00:04:20,061 Sweetness is here! 72 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,028 [squealing] 73 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:26,701 Oh, and a thousand blessings for your wonderful marriage! 74 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:28,069 Oh, Candy, don't tell me you're still 75 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,336 planning on becoming a nun. 76 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:30,838 Of course I **. 77 00:04:30,872 --> 00:04:32,640 I'm going straight to the Vatican 78 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,876 after we send her off down the aisle 79 00:04:34,909 --> 00:04:37,979 because God is my perfect husband. 80 00:04:38,012 --> 00:04:41,082 He never cheats and always forgives me 81 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:42,784 if I ask him real nice. 82 00:04:42,817 --> 00:04:44,552 Here, put this on. 83 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,087 Ah! 84 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,456 Look, this... 85 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,626 this is my deal with God. 86 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:54,361 This is my last hurrah. 87 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:57,098 And then I'm just going to give it up to the Lord Almighty. 88 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:59,534 So, anything goes? 89 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:00,835 Just on this plane. 90 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:02,670 Ah! It's going to be a gas! 91 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:05,640 Come on. Don't be such a square, Gloria. 92 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,875 Even the Lord is giving her a pass. 93 00:05:07,909 --> 00:05:09,376 Praise Jesus. 94 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:10,878 Fine. I'm in like Flynn. 95 00:05:10,912 --> 00:05:12,479 Yay! 96 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:15,817 Are you not changing too? 97 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:19,787 Oh, yes. I'm working on your flight. 98 00:05:19,821 --> 00:05:21,656 I've g***t to quit this job. 99 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:24,357 I ** so tired of being an actress who isn't actressing. 100 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:25,960 A model who isn't modeling. 101 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,029 Just as long as you give us the liquor cart 102 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:29,831 so we can keep liquor-ing. 103 00:05:29,864 --> 00:05:33,568 Of course, because Gloria's getting married! 104 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:34,535 [squealing] 105 00:05:36,871 --> 00:05:38,673 Oh, girls! Thank you. 106 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:40,407 I'm so happy. 107 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,578 This is a party, not a shrink session. 108 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:47,515 Oh, I have just the thing 109 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:50,918 to make you... wait for it. 110 00:05:50,952 --> 00:05:53,688 Forget all your worry. 111 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,056 Candy, how'd you get that in there? 112 00:05:55,089 --> 00:05:56,157 They'll put you in jail. 113 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:59,527 No, God will protect us. 114 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,695 And Suzy helped. 115 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,163 I gave Phil at security a bag. 116 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:04,464 Candy, I never pictured you as a druggie. 117 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:05,967 I'm not. 118 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:11,438 But the plane is my hall pass for the next five hours. 119 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:13,608 Now it's a party! 120 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:17,879 Before we send our beautiful Gloria off down the aisle, 121 00:06:17,912 --> 00:06:22,016 we've g***t to make sure she is drunk, 122 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,785 drugged, and plugged. 123 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,453 before we land the plane. 124 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:29,790 I can't! I'm a virgin. 125 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:32,560 But wait, you and Barry were together for years. 126 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:35,196 You never... 127 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,798 I just... I couldn't. There's so much pressure. 128 00:06:37,832 --> 00:06:40,001 What if I do something wrong? 129 00:06:40,034 --> 00:06:41,669 Honey, you could do it so wrong 130 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,436 that his Johnson would break off in your vagina, 131 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,673 and he would still thank you. 132 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,008 That's reassuring. 133 00:06:47,041 --> 00:06:48,643 Then don't. 134 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:51,178 Don't what? Have s***x with my husband? Ever? 135 00:06:51,212 --> 00:06:54,048 No, don't lose your virginity to him. 136 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,783 Lose it with somebody else first. 137 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,852 Like a practice s***x. 138 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:58,853 Yeah. 139 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:00,755 -On the plane! -Yeah! 140 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:04,191 But I don't think the airline offers these kinds of services. 141 00:07:04,225 --> 00:07:05,860 Sure they do. 142 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:08,696 Haven't you ever heard of the Mile High Club? 143 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:11,532 Is it like Girl Scouts but for doing it? 144 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,000 Yeah! 145 00:07:13,034 --> 00:07:15,670 You just find some Joe Schmoe on Aisle 6B and... 146 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:17,238 Do it right there? 147 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:21,042 No, we're not animals, you do it in the bathroom! 148 00:07:21,075 --> 00:07:22,843 Ew, the bathroom! 149 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:25,680 I once had a friend who did it in the luggage rack once. 150 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:33,888 I thought he was so weird. 151 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:36,023 A friend? 152 00:07:36,057 --> 00:07:37,959 I don't know. 153 00:07:37,992 --> 00:07:39,827 You act like it's life-changing. 154 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,662 It's really not. It's whatever. 155 00:07:41,696 --> 00:07:45,633 If it's whatever, then you're just doing it all wrong. 156 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:48,569 It really could be heavenly. 157 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,271 [giggling] 158 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:51,906 It isn't. 159 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:54,175 Well, I hope that you have your...