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1 00:00:01,446 --> 00:00:03,979 ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:06,901 --> 00:00:09,252 We need to find a solution, all right? 3 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:11,379 We have to find a way forward. 4 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,201 I appreciate the relationship between the Dogans 5 00:00:14,226 --> 00:00:17,516 and the Lazaros goes back more than three decades. 6 00:00:18,005 --> 00:00:19,372 I appreciate that it's an ecosystem 7 00:00:19,397 --> 00:00:21,967 spanning North and East London. 8 00:00:22,336 --> 00:00:27,547 Myriad complex, interdependent revenue streams, 9 00:00:27,572 --> 00:00:32,043 the collapse of which will affect entire communities 10 00:00:32,068 --> 00:00:35,939 and cost literally millions. 11 00:00:35,964 --> 00:00:37,919 I mean, not just to us. Right? 12 00:00:37,944 --> 00:00:39,179 But to you, Costas, yeah? 13 00:00:39,204 --> 00:00:42,912 And you, Mehmet. And your families. 14 00:00:42,937 --> 00:00:47,541 Why? Because of some stupid f***g beef 15 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:50,953 that-that we can put to bed right here, yeah? 16 00:00:50,978 --> 00:00:52,245 Right now. 17 00:00:52,659 --> 00:00:56,127 With a handshake and an apology. 18 00:00:57,517 --> 00:00:59,292 I will shake hands. 19 00:01:00,695 --> 00:01:02,028 Okay. 20 00:01:03,151 --> 00:01:05,713 For the sake of peace... 21 00:01:06,173 --> 00:01:07,507 I will also. 22 00:01:07,532 --> 00:01:11,870 But apology? No. 23 00:01:22,236 --> 00:01:24,939 I don't understand a f***g word you're saying. 24 00:01:25,239 --> 00:01:27,775 Uh, wh-what are you saying? Are-are you saying 25 00:01:27,908 --> 00:01:30,409 you are willing to accept a truce? 26 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:34,780 Based solely on a handshake but with no apology? 27 00:01:34,805 --> 00:01:36,772 I will shake hands. 28 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:39,934 Okay. Mehmet? 29 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:44,422 I will shake hands. 30 00:01:44,447 --> 00:01:46,549 Okay. That's good. 31 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:47,575 That's a start, innit? 32 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,329 That's good. Hold that thought. 33 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:56,676 Okay? 34 00:01:56,701 --> 00:01:57,935 Uh-huh. 35 00:02:26,493 --> 00:02:28,295 Where are we? 36 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,156 They've agreed to shake hands. 37 00:02:30,277 --> 00:02:31,545 Hmm. 38 00:02:33,593 --> 00:02:34,464 No apologies? 39 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:35,767 No. 40 00:02:36,776 --> 00:02:37,854 Well... 41 00:02:39,834 --> 00:02:41,469 ...what does your gut tell you? 42 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:42,728 Honestly? 43 00:02:43,144 --> 00:02:45,388 That it's a bit of sticky plaster, innit? 44 00:02:46,239 --> 00:02:48,854 Last maybe five, six months at best. 45 00:02:49,049 --> 00:02:52,335 Then they'll kick off and we'd be back where we started. 46 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,029 Maybe worse. 47 00:02:56,403 --> 00:02:59,440 My source inside the Dogans tells me that, uh, 48 00:02:59,465 --> 00:03:02,000 Mehmet has been skimming off the top. 49 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:04,589 And it's a d***n sight more than two or three grand 50 00:03:04,614 --> 00:03:06,281 here and there. 51 00:03:06,306 --> 00:03:10,796 And it turns out that Costas has been a naughty boy, too. 52 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:14,815 It's always the same, in any orchard. 53 00:03:16,042 --> 00:03:18,477 You plant the trees. 54 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:20,871 The trees grow tall. 55 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:25,334 Then, sooner or later, they begin to get mangled, 56 00:03:25,359 --> 00:03:27,022 and before you know it, 57 00:03:27,047 --> 00:03:29,849 the apples start to rot. 58 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:35,449 And that, Harry, my son, is pruning time. 59 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:39,976 All right. 60 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:18,981 Right. Change of plan. 61 00:04:35,249 --> 00:04:36,632 F***k. 62 00:04:45,941 --> 00:04:46,910 Paul. 63 00:04:46,935 --> 00:04:47,969 Yes, Conrad. 64 00:04:47,994 --> 00:04:50,396 Take the boys over to Hackney. 65 00:04:51,105 --> 00:04:53,273 Dot the i's, cross the T's. 66 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,148 Harry. 67 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:58,654 Call the Maltese. 68 00:04:59,072 --> 00:05:01,641 Tell them there's a gap in the market on the brown. 69 00:05:01,666 --> 00:05:04,396 They have 24 hours in which to make an offer. 70 00:05:04,421 --> 00:05:06,611 Uh... Yeah. 71 00:05:10,764 --> 00:05:11,968 Huh. 72 00:05:12,326 --> 00:05:13,927 Thirty years. 73 00:05:14,341 --> 00:05:19,166 When I think of all the f***g Turkish delight I had to eat... 74 00:05:21,194 --> 00:05:22,929 You f***g w***e, you. 75 00:05:23,163 --> 00:05:24,320 You. 76 00:05:29,150 --> 00:05:30,538 All right. 77 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:32,665 Twenty-four hours. Hmm? 78 00:05:34,340 --> 00:05:37,510 ♪ "Starburster" by Fontaines D.C. ♪ 79 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:40,040 ♪ It may feel bad ♪ 80 00:05:41,861 --> 00:05:43,963 ♪ It may feel bad ♪ 81 00:05:43,988 --> 00:05:46,157 ♪ I wanna see you alone, I wanna sharp the stone ♪ 82 00:05:46,182 --> 00:05:48,884 ♪ I wanna bounce the bone, I wanna mess with it ♪ 83 00:05:48,909 --> 00:05:51,549 ♪ I wanna lay the Deville, the whole crew on the sill ♪ 84 00:05:51,574 --> 00:05:53,741 ♪ I want the preacher and pill, I wanna bless with it ♪ 85 00:05:53,766 --> 00:05:56,169 ♪ I wanna head to a mass and get cast in it ♪ 86 00:05:56,194 --> 00:05:59,030 ♪ That s***t's funnier than any A-class, innit? ♪ 87 00:05:59,055 --> 00:06:01,215 ♪ I wanna talk with the clown who has apologies down ♪ 88 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,440 ♪ Pay him 300 pounds to take a class in it ♪ 89 00:06:03,465 --> 00:06:05,833 ♪ I wanna b***e the phone, I wanna bleed the tone ♪ 90 00:06:05,858 --> 00:06:08,594 ♪ I wanna see you alone, alone, alone, lone ♪ 91 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:11,154 ♪ I wanna strait the shark and find me somewhere to park ♪ 92 00:06:11,179 --> 00:06:13,320 ♪ Like the light when it's dark, it's dark, it's dark, dark ♪ 93 00:06:13,344 --> 00:06:15,913 ♪ A few stars about make it feel like peace ♪ 94 00:06:15,938 --> 00:06:16,869 ♪ In a way ♪ 95 00:06:16,894 --> 00:06:18,521 ♪ A complimentary round ♪ 96 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,580 ♪ Constellation g***t a twist in it ♪ 97 00:06:20,605 --> 00:06:22,841 ♪ For a GPO and all the hits in it ♪ 98 00:06:22,866 --> 00:06:27,721 ♪ I'm gonna hit your business if it's momentary blissness ♪ 99 00:06:27,746 --> 00:06:32,608 ♪ I'm gonna hit your business if it's momentary blissness ♪ 100 00:06:32,633 --> 00:06:37,505 ♪ I'm gonna hit your business if it's momentary blissness ♪ 101 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:43,936 Nah, that's it, bro. I'm-I'm cooked. 102 00:06:43,961 --> 00:06:44,996 Not yet, you're not. 103 00:06:45,021 --> 00:06:46,555 We've g***t a date with Destiny. 104 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:50,063 And Bethany, and Alexis, and, oh, Zara. 105 00:06:50,088 --> 00:06:52,090 - Oh, hello. - T-T-Taxi! 106 00:06:52,273 --> 00:06:54,575 What the actual f***k? Stevers. 107 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:55,640 Stevers, you p***s. 108 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,830 Mink, Kingster. What are you bellends doing here? 109 00:06:57,855 --> 00:06:58,850 Stevers, come on. 110 00:06:58,875 --> 00:06:59,922 Oh, where are you off to? 111 00:06:59,947 --> 00:07:00,542 Nowhere. 112 00:07:00,567 --> 00:07:02,500 Harrigan knows a banging spot. Roll with us. 113 00:07:02,525 --> 00:07:04,372 - Nah, you're all right. - Come on, let's roll. 114 00:07:04,397 --> 00:07:06,059 We're rolling. 115 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:08,367 For f***k's sake. 116 00:07:08,392 --> 00:07:10,018 - F***g love it. - Me first. 117 00:07:10,043 --> 00:07:11,182 Ladies first. 118 00:07:11,425 --> 00:07:12,425 F***k. 119 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,351 Here you are, get that up your schnoz. 120 00:07:20,393 --> 00:07:22,529 - The f***k are you doing? - Historic moment. 121 00:07:22,554 --> 00:07:25,957 Eddie Harrigan and Tommy Stevenson in the same cab. 122 00:07:25,982 --> 00:07:27,459 What would their dads say? 123 00:07:27,484 --> 00:07:30,453 It's like being with the Kray twins. What the f***k? 124 00:07:35,648 --> 00:07:36,992 What's the matter? 125 00:07:38,344 --> 00:07:39,746 Nothing to say to the Krays? 126 00:07:41,101 --> 00:07:42,368 It was just a joke. 127 00:07:42,393 --> 00:07:43,727 Oh. 128 00:07:43,752 --> 00:07:45,332 It was my new phone. 129 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:48,386 Here. 130 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,313 Dry your eyes with that. 131 00:07:50,338 --> 00:07:54,308 This should get you a new one, a better one. Bash. 132 00:07:54,888 --> 00:07:57,553 I'm flagging. Give us a bump? 133 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:00,059 Come on, then. This is the energy we need! 134 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:04,350 ♪ "Firestarter" by The Prodigy ♪ 135 00:08:05,905 --> 00:08:07,341 We're out, fellas. 136 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:11,345 Yeah. My dad would skin me alive if he knew I was out with you. 137 00:08:11,370 --> 00:08:13,320 My dad wouldn't bother skinning me alive. 138 00:08:13,345 --> 00:08:14,714 He'd just f***g kill me. 139 00:08:14,739 --> 00:08:17,169 Eddie Harrigan. I'm on Valjon's list. 140 00:08:17,194 --> 00:08:19,307 Just about there. 141 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,071 Yeah, it says you only g***t a plus-one, Eddie. 142 00:08:21,095 --> 00:08:24,194 Well, now... it's plus three. 143 00:08:24,219 --> 00:08:26,186 Let's have it!...