Coop.and.Cami.Ask.The.World.S01E16_English Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:02,417 --> 00:00:03,537 Morning, Wratherheads. 2 00:00:03,625 --> 00:00:05,325 We have a superfun Would You Wrather? today. 3 00:00:05,417 --> 00:00:08,497 And it's all thanks to Gary's Exotic Pets. 4 00:00:08,583 --> 00:00:10,503 As their slogan says: 5 00:00:10,583 --> 00:00:14,003 "For all your exotic pet needs, go to Gary's. 6 00:00:14,083 --> 00:00:15,333 Please. 7 00:00:15,417 --> 00:00:17,247 I've failed at everything I've tried 8 00:00:17,333 --> 00:00:19,133 and I really need this to work." 9 00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:22,133 Thanks, Gare. 10 00:00:23,959 --> 00:00:26,329 So today, we've each come up with a surprise choice, 11 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:27,707 and here they are: 12 00:00:27,792 --> 00:00:32,882 Would you rather go to school dressed as a hip-hop leprechaun... 13 00:00:32,959 --> 00:00:34,079 This is not a good look. 14 00:00:35,041 --> 00:00:38,631 ...or take a nice, relaxing worm shower? 15 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,328 I don't get it, I take a warm shower every day. 16 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,167 Aah! You said "worm" not "warm"! 17 00:00:45,875 --> 00:00:47,125 In case you didn't catch that-- 18 00:00:47,208 --> 00:00:49,918 Cooper has an extreme fear of worms. 19 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,540 We said we would pick fun Would You Wrathers? 20 00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:54,625 This is fun, for me. 21 00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:00,792 -[mouse clicks] -Yes! 22 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:03,955 Hip-hop leprechaun wins with 98%. 23 00:01:04,041 --> 00:01:05,501 Thank you, Wratherheads. 24 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,580 Okay, worm shower's out. 25 00:01:10,041 --> 00:01:11,171 Which means... 26 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:12,630 [students chattering] 27 00:01:12,709 --> 00:01:16,709 [hip-hop music playing on boom box] 28 00:01:25,208 --> 00:01:26,418 [theme music playing] 29 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:28,458 ♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪ 30 00:01:28,542 --> 00:01:29,712 ♪ Or give up pizza for a month? ♪ 31 00:01:29,792 --> 00:01:30,832 ♪ Share your diary with the world ♪ 32 00:01:30,917 --> 00:01:32,127 ♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch? ♪ 33 00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:33,458 ♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪ 34 00:01:33,542 --> 00:01:34,962 ♪ Or trip and fall into your crush? ♪ 35 00:01:35,041 --> 00:01:36,081 ♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪ 36 00:01:36,166 --> 00:01:37,576 ♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush? ♪ 37 00:01:37,667 --> 00:01:40,167 ♪ We need a little Q and A ♪ 38 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,170 ♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪ 39 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:43,420 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 40 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:44,630 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 41 00:01:44,709 --> 00:01:45,789 ♪ Or would you rather do that? ♪ 42 00:01:45,875 --> 00:01:47,285 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 43 00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:48,628 ♪ Don't matter what we do ♪ 44 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,079 ♪ We're doing it with you ♪ 45 00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:51,206 ♪ I'd rather do that ♪ 46 00:01:51,291 --> 00:01:53,501 ♪ Ask the world Would you rather do this? ♪ 47 00:01:53,583 --> 00:01:54,883 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 48 00:01:54,959 --> 00:01:57,209 ♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪ 49 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:59,881 ♪ Don't matter what we do We're doing it with you ♪ 50 00:01:59,959 --> 00:02:01,419 ♪ I'd rather do that ♪ 51 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,170 Ask the world! 52 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:04,960 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 53 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:09,501 Sorry for the snack bar food, 54 00:02:09,583 --> 00:02:12,213 but I was just too tired to cook dinner tonight. 55 00:02:14,542 --> 00:02:16,922 You could at least act a tiny bit disappointed. 56 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:18,880 Oh, yeah, miss your cooking, Mom. 57 00:02:18,959 --> 00:02:20,039 Yep. Just not the same. 58 00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:21,495 [mumbling incoherently] 59 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:24,383 Okay, those weren't even words. 60 00:02:25,834 --> 00:02:28,134 Even the vegetables are deep-fried. 61 00:02:28,208 --> 00:02:29,128 This place gets it. 62 00:02:30,625 --> 00:02:33,245 -Ow! -[Charlotte] You okay? 63 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:34,833 Ollie's been sleeping in my bed. 64 00:02:34,917 --> 00:02:37,167 All of a sudden, he's afraid of the dark. 65 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:39,080 Turns out, he's a sleep kicker, and pincher, 66 00:02:39,166 --> 00:02:40,916 and biter-- it's been fun. 67 00:02:42,583 --> 00:02:44,923 I'm gonna go get more wings. These things... 68 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:49,075 are equally as good as that brown thing you make. 69 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:51,876 At least call it by its name: 70 00:02:51,959 --> 00:02:53,379 brown-loaf. 71 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,285 You're a mess, let's get you cleaned up. 72 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,710 You're probably wondering why I'm extra smiley today. 73 00:03:01,792 --> 00:03:04,212 You're probably all, "Hey, what's up with Charlotte?" 74 00:03:04,291 --> 00:03:06,001 Sure, let's go with that. 75 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:09,325 Caleb, that cute tuba player, is coming over tomorrow 76 00:03:09,417 --> 00:03:11,877 to continue the chess match we started yesterday. 77 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:15,035 We brushed knuckles when I attacked his rook. 78 00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:18,665 My word, in public? 79 00:03:22,041 --> 00:03:23,541 Hey, what's up, Fred? 80 00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:24,955 Cooper! What are you doing here?! 81 00:03:25,041 --> 00:03:26,291 Just grabbing dinner. 82 00:03:26,375 --> 00:03:28,455 I thought you were hanging out with your grandpa again. 83 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,632 -How's it going? -Oh, you know Grandpa. 84 00:03:31,417 --> 00:03:32,377 No, I've never met him. 85 00:03:32,458 --> 00:03:35,288 Hey, Fred, I'll grab us some fries. 86 00:03:35,375 --> 00:03:38,165 That gaming session was intense! 87 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:40,210 Cooper, Grandpa. Grandpa, Cooper. 88 00:03:42,041 --> 00:03:43,751 Not sure what's happening here, 89 00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:45,964 but I'm Mason. 90 00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:47,541 He gets confused. 91 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:50,875 We'll get you home soon, Pop-Pop! 92 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:52,580 Fred, what's going on? 93 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,457 Fine. 94 00:03:54,542 --> 00:03:58,082 Don't wander off! I'll be right back! 95 00:03:59,959 --> 00:04:03,499 Okay. He's a kid from another school who I met at the rink. 96 00:04:03,583 --> 00:04:06,133 So what's with all the sneaking around? 97 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:09,075 I didn't want Mason to meet you. 98 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:12,496 You're too likable. I was worried he'd ditch me to be friends with you. 99 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:14,503 But I'd never steal someone's friend. 100 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:16,583 Kindergarten. May 14th. 101 00:04:16,667 --> 00:04:18,127 I was best buds with Kyle Trout 102 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:20,668 until he introduced us in the sandbox. 103 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:22,080 You offered me your pail. 104 00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:23,916 Kyle never stood a chance. 105 00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:27,455 Fred, you don't give yourself enough credit. 106 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:29,332 Mason's not gonna jump friends. 107 00:04:29,417 --> 00:04:30,377 You're a cool dude. 108 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:33,083 Kyle Trout was a cool dude. 109 00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:35,995 You have nothing to worry about. 110 00:04:36,083 --> 00:04:38,083 Maybe I ** being a little dramatic. 111 00:04:38,166 --> 00:04:39,996 I guess we could all hang out tomorrow. 112 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:41,333 Just stop being so likable. 113 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:43,711 Don't worry, I can turn it off. 114 00:04:44,709 --> 00:04:47,169 Oh, here, let me get that for you. 115 00:04:49,417 --> 00:04:52,167 Helping an old lady? You're a monster! 116 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,960 Morning, Cami, Charlotte, 117 00:04:58,041 --> 00:05:00,711 Tuba... person. 118 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:04,125 Mom, you know very well his name is Caleb. 118 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:07,578 It's okay, I've been told I have a very forgettable face. 119 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,250 I'm so sorry, Caleb. 120 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:13,083 I g***t zero sleep last night. 121 00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:15,036 Ollie's still afraid to sleep alone? 122 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:18,455 Yep. Poor little guy is suffering so much. 123 00:05:20,208 --> 00:05:23,078 What up, fam?! I know I **! 124 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:31,670 Okay, that's it. We're getting you over this "afraid of the dark" thing right now. 125 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:34,290 Sure, right after I hit the showers. 126 00:05:36,375 --> 00:05:39,915 The two of us are going into this pitch-black pantry together, 127 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,710 so you can see there's nothing to be afraid of. 128 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:51,918 -[Ollie screaming] -[loud clattering] 129 00:05:56,375 --> 00:05:58,705 Okay, I guess we're not ready for that. 130 00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:03,207 So, that's my family. 131 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:05,378 They seem... 132 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:07,708 So it's still your move. 133 00:06:07,792 --> 00:06:09,212 You're quite good at this. 134 00:06:09,291 --> 00:06:10,921 Your face gives nothing away. 135 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,170 Oh, uh, 136 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:15,710 I can go for long periods of time without blinking. 137 00:06:15,792 -->...