Coop.and.Cami.Ask.The.World.S01E15_English Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:01,917 --> 00:00:03,287 Hey, Wratherheads, 2 00:00:03,375 --> 00:00:05,785 coming at you from a slightly different angle than usual. 3 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:07,955 [crash] 4 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:10,541 Last night, we asked, would you rather stay up until 4 a.m., 5 00:00:10,625 --> 00:00:13,875 or wake up at 4 a.m.? You guys chose, "stay up until 4:00." 6 00:00:13,959 --> 00:00:15,039 So, we did. 7 00:00:15,125 --> 00:00:17,245 The problem is... so did Ollie. 8 00:00:17,834 --> 00:00:20,924 -Stay back, you foul beast! -[whipping] 9 00:00:23,583 --> 00:00:25,923 He's half asleep, and has been battling a stuffed animal 10 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,460 with a fishing pole since midnight. 11 00:00:28,250 --> 00:00:29,670 Eat my sword! 12 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:31,917 [whipping] 13 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,130 Which is why I called in reinforcements. 14 00:00:34,917 --> 00:00:36,917 Cami, I g***t here as quick as I could! 15 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,250 Where's this plate of cheeses you need me to sample? 16 00:00:39,834 --> 00:00:41,464 The beast has a friend! 17 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:44,882 An odd little gnome... who sleeps under the bridge! 18 00:00:44,959 --> 00:00:47,169 Uh, rude! It's called "bed head"? 19 00:00:47,709 --> 00:00:49,039 Attack! 20 00:00:49,125 --> 00:00:52,245 -[whip] -Ah! Right in my rock hard abs! 21 00:00:54,417 --> 00:00:56,327 [whipping] 22 00:00:58,166 --> 00:01:00,376 [panting] You coulda warned me Ollie's on a rampage! 23 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:02,498 But all is forgiven as long as I get those cheeses. 24 00:01:02,583 --> 00:01:03,923 There's no cheeses! 25 00:01:04,792 --> 00:01:06,832 I brought you in as bait to distract him. 26 00:01:06,917 --> 00:01:07,957 You thought of me? 27 00:01:08,041 --> 00:01:10,291 Wait... do you guys hear that? 28 00:01:10,375 --> 00:01:12,035 I think he might've finally calmed down. 29 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,420 [snoring] 30 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,500 [all] Aww! 31 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,630 [Ollie continues snoring] 32 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:26,999 Ah-ah-ah--! 33 00:01:27,083 --> 00:01:28,583 Ah-ah-ah--! 34 00:01:28,667 --> 00:01:29,577 [sigh] 35 00:01:29,667 --> 00:01:31,377 Phew! That was a close one. 36 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:32,458 [crash, glass breaks] 37 00:01:34,291 --> 00:01:36,831 -He lives! -Ah! Safety turtle! 38 00:01:39,041 --> 00:01:40,711 Victory! 39 00:01:40,792 --> 00:01:42,712 [theme music playing] 40 00:01:42,792 --> 00:01:44,292 ♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪ 41 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:45,575 ♪ Or give up pizza for a month ♪ 42 00:01:45,667 --> 00:01:46,707 ♪ Share your diary with the world ♪ 43 00:01:46,792 --> 00:01:48,082 ♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch ♪ 44 00:01:48,166 --> 00:01:49,376 ♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪ 45 00:01:49,458 --> 00:01:50,878 ♪ Or trip and fall into your crush ♪ 46 00:01:50,959 --> 00:01:51,959 ♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪ 47 00:01:52,041 --> 00:01:53,671 ♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush ♪ 48 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:56,000 ♪ We need a little Q and A ♪ 49 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:57,963 ♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪ 50 00:01:58,041 --> 00:02:00,331 -♪ Would you rather do this ♪ -♪ Would you rather do this ♪ 51 00:02:00,417 --> 00:02:03,167 -♪ Or would you rather do that ♪ -♪ Would you rather do that ♪ 52 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:04,420 ♪ Don't matter what we do ♪ 53 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:05,710 ♪ We're doing it with you ♪ 54 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,082 ♪ I'd rather do that ♪ 55 00:02:07,166 --> 00:02:08,126 ♪ Ask the world ♪ 56 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:10,498 -♪ Would you rather do this ♪ -♪ Would you rather do this ♪ 57 00:02:10,583 --> 00:02:13,043 - ♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪ - ♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪ 58 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:15,745 ♪ No matter what we do We're doing it with you ♪ 59 00:02:15,834 --> 00:02:16,884 ♪ I'd rather do that ♪ 60 00:02:16,959 --> 00:02:18,919 Ask the world! 61 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,750 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 62 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:25,625 Last piece! You wanna do the honors? 63 00:02:25,709 --> 00:02:26,999 Let's do it together. 64 00:02:28,792 --> 00:02:30,582 -And it's good! -Sweet completion! 65 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:33,420 [both] Boom! 66 00:02:33,917 --> 00:02:37,127 Ooh, the puzzle sisters are at it again. 67 00:02:37,917 --> 00:02:39,377 I'm gonna go get another one. 68 00:02:41,166 --> 00:02:44,206 So, Mom, I've g***t some news for you. 69 00:02:44,291 --> 00:02:47,081 I've decided to join the Clover Scouts. 70 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:49,036 You? A Clover Scout? 71 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:50,125 What's the catch? 72 00:02:50,208 --> 00:02:51,078 No catch! 73 00:02:51,166 --> 00:02:53,496 I just think there are a lot of valuable life lessons, 74 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:54,673 and-- okay, you g***t me. 75 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:58,043 They're having a robotics competition, 76 00:02:58,125 --> 00:03:02,375 and the winner gets to present their robot in New York Cit-aay! 77 00:03:03,542 --> 00:03:05,422 Honey! That's great! 78 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:08,420 I loved being a Clover Mom for Charlotte. 79 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:12,040 Are you two having "Clover talk"? What's going on? What's up? What's up? 80 00:03:12,417 --> 00:03:15,747 Clover Scouts added a Robotics Badge, and I'm going to get it. 81 00:03:15,834 --> 00:03:17,794 A new... badge? Can they even do that? 82 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:20,245 Because I earned all 93 when I was a Clover Scout, 83 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:21,713 and my name was in the paper. 84 00:03:21,792 --> 00:03:24,172 We know. You made a puzzle out of it. 85 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:28,293 Oh, this is gonna be so much fun! What kind of robot should we make? 86 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,745 -I was thinking-- -I need that 94th badge! 87 00:03:30,834 --> 00:03:32,634 My vest is incomplete. 88 00:03:32,709 --> 00:03:34,419 Mom, start the car, we're taking my vest 89 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:37,290 for a full steam cleaning, and I'm signing back-up! 90 00:03:37,375 --> 00:03:39,165 Sweetie, breathe. 91 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:42,670 You can't be a Clover Scout anymore, you're past the age cut off. 92 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:44,500 Well, I'll sue them, then. 93 00:03:45,417 --> 00:03:47,537 Charlotte, I don't even care about the badge. 94 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:48,625 You can have it. 95 00:03:48,709 --> 00:03:49,919 Really?! Thanks! 96 00:03:50,041 --> 00:03:51,581 [harsh whisper] I'm gonna call the paper! 97 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:55,580 Alright, Ollie. 98 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:57,707 Since it was our fault you slept till 3:00, 99 00:03:57,792 --> 00:04:00,132 I'm treating you to a late breakfast. 100 00:04:00,208 --> 00:04:02,328 Afternoon eggs! 101 00:04:02,959 --> 00:04:04,379 Where are you with the eggs, Fred? 102 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:05,788 Don't rush me! 103 00:04:05,875 --> 00:04:08,875 Choosing the perfect egg is not an easy task. 104 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:13,499 So, you excited I'm taking you fishing tomorrow? 105 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:16,833 Yeah, I'm gonna catch so many fish with my sword. 106 00:04:17,417 --> 00:04:19,917 Again, it's a fishing pole. 107 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,750 I worry about you sometimes. 108 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:25,125 But, as your big brother, it's time I introduce you 109 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:28,918 to the awesomeness of fishing. Just you and me, out on the open water... 110 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,040 -And Fred. -And Fred. 111 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:32,745 And Fred. 112 00:04:33,917 --> 00:04:37,127 My first fishing trip was with Dad, and it was the best day ever! 113 00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:38,538 I'm gonna teach you 114 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:41,625 that this is way more than just a sword. 115 00:04:41,709 --> 00:04:43,749 I know that. It's, also, a nose-picker. 116 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:49,415 It's not a nose-picker, and neither is your toothbrush. 117 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,250 Right... 118 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,043 my toothbrush. 119 00:04:55,125 --> 00:04:57,535 Okay! Here I go, the perfect egg! 120 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:00,380 [Fred breathing excitedly] 121 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:02,709 Crack this baby open and fry her up! 121 00:05:04,458 --> 00:05:06,038 -[hard bang] -Ha! 122 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:08,375 You, old chum, have been Fred'ed! 123 00:05:09,166 --> 00:05:10,746 Why'd you give me a hardboiled egg? 124 00:05:10,834 --> 00:05:12,044 Because you can't cook it! 125 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:13,535 Gotcha! 126 00:05:14,542 --> 00:05:18,462 Is this is the kind of "fun" I can expect on the boat? 127 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:22,455 He doesn't understand this insane prank war 128 00:05:22,542 --> 00:05:23,712 we're in the middle of, 129 00:05:23,792 --> 00:05:25,962 after you locked me in the bathroom last week? 130 00:05:26,041 --> 00:05:27,751 You locked yourself in. 131 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:31,457 There was a lot of crying, who can remember the details? 132 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:34,288 Face it, Coop, I g***t you good. 133 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,745 The prank ball is in your court, sir. 134 00:05:36,834 --> 00:05:39,134 Sure. Game on, buddy. 135 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:42,043 Hey, guys. 136 00:05:42,125 --> 00:05:45,325 Cooper, I just wanted to make sure you...