S***x And The City S2E07 - The Chicken Dance [RavyDavy] Movie Subtitles

0 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Subtitles - Ripped (and Hacked) by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew 1 00:00:47,594 --> 00:00:50,427 There are over seven million people in New York... 2 00:00:50,530 --> 00:00:52,555 ...not including houseguests. 3 00:00:52,632 --> 00:00:55,362 Visitors are a vital part of the city's economy. 4 00:00:55,435 --> 00:00:59,235 Most single people in Manhattan do not buy furniture or hang pictures... 5 00:00:59,306 --> 00:01:01,501 ...until the arrival of an out-of-towner. 6 00:01:01,608 --> 00:01:04,042 That's a great couch. Where'd it come from? 7 00:01:04,244 --> 00:01:05,472 I have no idea. 8 00:01:05,579 --> 00:01:09,743 Everything in Miranda's new apartment was hand-picked, finished and arranged... 9 00:01:09,816 --> 00:01:13,752 ...by Charlotte's friend, Madeline Dunn, an up-and-coming interior designer. 10 00:01:13,854 --> 00:01:15,719 I've been looking for one of those. 11 00:01:15,789 --> 00:01:17,984 That's very stylish for a pullout. 12 00:01:18,892 --> 00:01:21,360 I'll have that end table for you tomorrow. 13 00:01:25,699 --> 00:01:26,688 Thank you. 14 00:01:26,767 --> 00:01:27,825 You're welcome. 15 00:01:28,702 --> 00:01:30,135 This is a sofa bed? 16 00:01:31,338 --> 00:01:34,830 That's what started this whole thing. I needed a sofa bed for Jeremy. 17 00:01:34,975 --> 00:01:38,604 If he actually sleeps on it while staying in my fabulous apartment... 18 00:01:38,745 --> 00:01:41,009 ...l'll throw myself out a window treatment. 19 00:01:41,415 --> 00:01:44,942 Jeremy was an old friend of Miranda's who'd been in London... 20 00:01:45,018 --> 00:01:46,576 ...writing for The Economist. 21 00:01:46,653 --> 00:01:49,451 He was coming to New York to scope out the job situation. 22 00:01:49,523 --> 00:01:53,755 Miranda suggested he be her houseguest, because his e-mails, always entertaining... 23 00:01:53,827 --> 00:01:56,387 ...had started to border on flirtatious. 24 00:01:56,730 --> 00:02:00,757 Meanwhile, I had become a frequent houseguest of Big's. 25 00:02:02,636 --> 00:02:05,196 Do you have a spare toothbrush I could use? 26 00:02:06,773 --> 00:02:08,604 A spare toothbrush? 27 00:02:08,742 --> 00:02:10,505 I'll bring you a new one. 28 00:02:11,445 --> 00:02:12,844 Excuse me. 29 00:02:37,737 --> 00:02:42,640 There's only one pink brush head and Big was giving his to me. 30 00:02:43,176 --> 00:02:46,771 It was the most encouraging moment so far in our relationship. 31 00:02:48,248 --> 00:02:52,480 The next night, Jeremy arrived. He was more adorable than Miranda remembered. 32 00:02:52,586 --> 00:02:54,213 I love your flat. 33 00:02:54,321 --> 00:02:55,515 Thanks. 34 00:02:55,789 --> 00:02:57,154 How the hell are you? 35 00:02:57,257 --> 00:02:58,849 Especially when he said... 36 00:02:58,959 --> 00:03:01,826 I'm tired of dating. I'm ready to get married. 37 00:03:04,164 --> 00:03:06,189 Miranda, are you here? 38 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,365 Coming! 39 00:03:08,969 --> 00:03:10,527 That must be my end table. 40 00:03:10,937 --> 00:03:13,701 My end table is afraid to go out alone. 41 00:03:15,509 --> 00:03:17,773 I hope you like the finish. 42 00:03:17,878 --> 00:03:20,403 It's a hair darker than I was thinking. 43 00:03:20,647 --> 00:03:22,615 Sorry to interrupt. 44 00:03:22,849 --> 00:03:27,445 - That's beautiful. Is it Biedermeyer? - Inspired by Biedermeyer. Good eye. 45 00:03:27,554 --> 00:03:30,114 I'm addicted to Architectural Digest. 46 00:03:30,223 --> 00:03:33,021 - Jeremy Fields. - Madeline. 47 00:03:33,293 --> 00:03:34,885 Madeline Dunn. 48 00:03:35,662 --> 00:03:36,720 Pleasure. 49 00:03:38,265 --> 00:03:39,755 Thanks for bringing that by. 50 00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:42,324 We were just about to get some dinner. 51 00:03:42,402 --> 00:03:44,393 Did you want to join us? 52 00:03:46,172 --> 00:03:49,505 Last week, I was doing an interview at a restaurant in Kensington... 53 00:03:49,643 --> 00:03:53,135 Miranda found herself in the situation every woman dreams of... 54 00:03:53,213 --> 00:03:55,807 She was on a truly great first date. 55 00:03:55,916 --> 00:03:59,181 ...just be careful not to eat any buckshot! 56 00:03:59,653 --> 00:04:02,178 Unfortunately, it was somebody else's. 57 00:04:03,223 --> 00:04:05,214 I should get Jeremy home. 58 00:04:05,325 --> 00:04:07,020 You must be jet-lagged. 59 00:04:07,127 --> 00:04:09,994 Actually, I feel great. I slept on the plane for once. 60 00:04:10,063 --> 00:04:11,462 I'm pretty beat. 61 00:04:11,698 --> 00:04:13,563 Did you want to go? 62 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,461 Not if you're... 63 00:04:15,969 --> 00:04:18,597 Go ahead, I can find my way back. 64 00:04:19,773 --> 00:04:22,105 Of course. We don't have to... 65 00:04:22,475 --> 00:04:25,273 Except I forgot to make a copy of the key. 66 00:04:27,247 --> 00:04:30,182 Jeremy could use my key. 67 00:04:31,351 --> 00:04:33,012 Of course. 68 00:04:33,086 --> 00:04:34,986 I gave you a key. 69 00:04:39,259 --> 00:04:40,590 Goodnight. 70 00:04:45,131 --> 00:04:46,962 I was at the same restaurant... 71 00:04:48,134 --> 00:04:51,501 A week later, Miranda threw Jeremy a going away party. 72 00:04:58,979 --> 00:05:01,880 I'd like to make a toast to my good friend Miranda... 73 00:05:01,982 --> 00:05:06,510 ...who not only put me up, she threw this soir�e in celebration of my departure. 74 00:05:07,253 --> 00:05:09,050 Miranda, I get the hint. 75 00:05:10,390 --> 00:05:14,884 I'd especially like to thank her for introducing me to Madeline... 76 00:05:15,095 --> 00:05:18,758 ...an incredible, beautiful woman who must be drunk off her a***s... 77 00:05:18,865 --> 00:05:21,265 ...because she just agreed to marry me. 78 00:05:22,936 --> 00:05:26,201 Apparently, the only thing going away was Miranda's dream. 79 00:05:26,373 --> 00:05:28,204 Congratulations. 80 00:05:30,944 --> 00:05:32,002 Ice. 81 00:05:32,278 --> 00:05:33,939 We should get more ice. 82 00:05:35,448 --> 00:05:39,111 Everyone says, as soon as you get your own place, someone will propose. 83 00:05:39,285 --> 00:05:40,946 I thought it would be to me. 84 00:05:41,121 --> 00:05:43,487 At the least, she owes you a mortgage payment. 85 00:05:43,556 --> 00:05:46,423 How is this even possible? These people just met. 86 00:05:46,693 --> 00:05:48,126 It's love at first sight. 87 00:05:48,194 --> 00:05:53,222 This isn't love. This is two people justifying a week of non-stop f***g. 88 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:55,665 On my furniture. I have to redecorate. 89 00:05:55,902 --> 00:05:57,699 I think this is encouraging. 90 00:05:57,871 --> 00:06:02,604 Even if you're not dating anybody, you could be engaged in a couple of weeks. 91 00:06:02,676 --> 00:06:04,837 Or you could be dating someone for a year... 92 00:06:04,944 --> 00:06:07,674 ...and be thrilled to get an electric toothbrush head. 93 00:06:07,781 --> 00:06:11,114 I don't understand why women are so obsessed about getting married. 94 00:06:11,217 --> 00:06:13,378 Married people just want to be single again. 95 00:06:13,687 --> 00:06:16,850 If you're single, the world is your smorgasbord. 96 00:06:16,956 --> 00:06:20,858 Can you tell me if this is where Jeremy Fields's engagement party is? 97 00:06:20,994 --> 00:06:23,462 It's the red awning, and it's a going away party. 98 00:06:23,530 --> 00:06:26,499 - I can take you there. - Were you going to the party? 99 00:06:26,566 --> 00:06:29,933 I was leaving the party because there were no handsome men there. 100 00:06:30,003 --> 00:06:32,335 Maybe the tide is turning. 101 00:06:37,944 --> 00:06:39,377 I get it. 102 00:06:39,546 --> 00:06:42,276 My apartment is lucky for everybody but me. 103 00:06:42,515 --> 00:06:44,779 What apartment isn't lucky for Samantha? 104 00:06:45,051 --> 00:06:46,541 This is all your fault. 105 00:06:46,653 --> 00:06:47,483 What? 106 00:06:47,554 --> 00:06:49,385 You introduced me to Madeline. 107 00:06:49,456 --> 00:06:52,983 I could've hired a nice gay decorator and none of this would've happened. 108 00:06:53,059 --> 00:06:55,084 Madeline and Jeremy might've never met. 109 00:06:55,161 --> 00:06:57,755 Yes, and Jeremy would've fallen in love with me. 110 00:06:57,897 --> 00:06:59,524 It's not like musical chairs. 111 00:06:59,632 --> 00:07:01,600 Why not me? What ** I doing wrong? 112 00:07:01,701 --> 00:07:03,225 ** I invisible? 113 00:07:03,336 --> 00:07:04,496 Can I help you? 114 00:07:04,771 --> 00:07:06,534 I live here! 115 00:07:11,077 --> 00:07:13,910 That night, I needed a little reality check. 116 00:07:20,587 --> 00:07:22,350 I was just at this party... 117 00:07:22,689 --> 00:07:25,988 ...and two people who met a week ago announced their engagement. 118 00:07:26,059 --> 00:07:27,048 And? 119 00:07:27,127 --> 00:07:29,595 I don't know. Isn't that a bit shocking? 120 00:07:29,829 --> 00:07:33,390 This is New York. Nothing is shocking. We've embraced public urination. 121 00:07:35,135 --> 00:07:37,262 These people think they're soul mates. 122 00:07:37,570 --> 00:07:39,868 Did they actually use the term "soul mates"? 123 00:07:40,206 --> 00:07:41,298 Several times. 124 00:07:41,441 --> 00:07:44,433 Then, I give them three months. What are you wearing? 125 00:07:46,412 --> 00:07:51,076 - Do you believe in love at first sight? - I believe in lust at first sight. 126 00:07:51,317 --> 00:07:52,306 I'm serious. 127...