How.to.Sell.Drugs.Online.(Fast).S01E01.WEBRip Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:25,365 --> 00:00:29,365 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:35,245 - A guy who sells drugs on the Internet. - He's gone! 3 00:00:35,325 --> 00:00:36,845 That's probably how you imagined it. 4 00:00:36,925 --> 00:00:38,365 But I'm sorry to disappoint you. 5 00:00:38,445 --> 00:00:40,365 That petty criminal there isn't me. 6 00:00:41,565 --> 00:00:43,445 But rather one of my many copycats. 7 00:00:43,525 --> 00:00:46,165 What did the boy do? 8 00:00:46,245 --> 00:00:47,245 Let's see. 9 00:00:47,285 --> 00:00:49,365 He didn't adequately secure his shop's database 10 00:00:49,445 --> 00:00:52,045 from investigators' injection attacks. 11 00:00:52,125 --> 00:00:55,525 And he was constantly bragging about his "part-time job" as a flirting tactic. 12 00:00:55,605 --> 00:00:56,525 Not ideal. 13 00:00:56,605 --> 00:00:59,845 If you're selling large quantities of drugs on the Internet, 14 00:00:59,925 --> 00:01:01,725 there's one thing you should never do... 15 00:01:02,525 --> 00:01:04,125 tell total strangers about it. 16 00:01:06,325 --> 00:01:08,125 Unless, of course, Netflix calls and tells you 17 00:01:08,205 --> 00:01:09,925 they want to do a series about your life. 18 00:01:26,805 --> 00:01:28,405 Good morning! 19 00:01:29,405 --> 00:01:31,765 - What's that book? - My welcome-back gift. 20 00:01:31,845 --> 00:01:34,245 "Moritz: Skype later?" 21 00:01:34,325 --> 00:01:36,765 - Marie! - "Lisa: No, I can't." 22 00:01:37,325 --> 00:01:39,565 Is this your whole WhatsApp history? 23 00:01:39,645 --> 00:01:41,205 Yes. From the year that she was gone. 24 00:01:41,485 --> 00:01:43,645 How creepy is that? 25 00:01:43,725 --> 00:01:44,805 FLIGHT LANDING IN 10 MINS 26 00:02:26,245 --> 00:02:28,125 CONNECTING CALL 27 00:02:32,245 --> 00:02:33,245 MORITZ AND LISA 28 00:02:54,405 --> 00:02:56,125 Goodbye, come back safe. 29 00:03:02,565 --> 00:03:04,325 CALLING 30 00:03:11,485 --> 00:03:15,045 Hey! Welcome back to the land of limited opportunities! 31 00:03:15,805 --> 00:03:19,325 - Thanks. - Wow, you look wrecked. 32 00:03:20,085 --> 00:03:22,885 - Same old Moritz. Thank you! - Please, no phones here. 33 00:03:22,965 --> 00:03:25,365 If I'm gone, they've found the bomb. 34 00:03:25,645 --> 00:03:28,221 Yeah, I just wanted to ask when I can give you your welcome-home present? 35 00:03:28,245 --> 00:03:31,845 Moritz, our connection's really bad. Can we just talk later? 36 00:03:31,925 --> 00:03:33,885 Wait. Okay. Now it's better. 37 00:03:34,365 --> 00:03:36,845 I was going to give it to you at the airport, but... 38 00:03:37,005 --> 00:03:38,261 - So, young lady, hello? - ...since the flight was so delayed, 39 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:39,885 - I thought... - Wait a second. 40 00:03:40,165 --> 00:03:41,605 We have to look in here, too. 41 00:03:41,885 --> 00:03:43,205 Here. Have fun. 42 00:03:43,285 --> 00:03:44,525 There's nothing inside. 43 00:03:44,965 --> 00:03:46,605 Is everything okay? 44 00:03:48,045 --> 00:03:50,365 I wanted to talk about this later in person, but... 45 00:03:50,445 --> 00:03:51,621 Please end the conversation now. 46 00:03:51,645 --> 00:03:53,605 Please, this is really important! 47 00:03:54,445 --> 00:03:55,445 Well... 48 00:03:57,765 --> 00:03:58,765 You know... 49 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:06,445 I think I need some time to myself right now. 50 00:04:06,605 --> 00:04:08,485 It has nothing to do with you, I... 51 00:04:12,205 --> 00:04:14,005 It's just, I'm more scared now of coming back 52 00:04:14,085 --> 00:04:16,365 than I was of leaving a year ago. 53 00:04:17,965 --> 00:04:19,045 So I... 54 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:24,285 Maybe for now, could we take a break? 55 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:27,445 - Hang up and close the suitcase. - Sorry. 56 00:04:27,965 --> 00:04:30,765 CALL ENDED 57 00:04:54,365 --> 00:04:55,581 LISA NOVAK HAS UPDATED HER COVER PHOTO. 58 00:04:55,605 --> 00:04:56,965 IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU 59 00:05:04,485 --> 00:05:06,925 1 MUTUAL CONNECTION 60 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:09,685 LOG OUT 61 00:05:16,245 --> 00:05:19,365 PASSWORD LOG IN 62 00:05:29,885 --> 00:05:31,685 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 63 00:05:40,605 --> 00:05:42,565 Hi, I ** Moritz Zimmermann. 64 00:05:42,645 --> 00:05:44,285 I'm 17 years old 65 00:05:44,365 --> 00:05:47,125 and this is my generation. 66 00:05:48,045 --> 00:05:49,485 Generation Z. 67 00:05:50,445 --> 00:05:54,365 Everyone here has the entirety of mankind's knowledge in their pockets. 68 00:05:54,445 --> 00:05:56,141 They could become famous with a single click, 69 00:05:56,165 --> 00:05:58,645 or change the world without leaving their bedroom. 70 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:01,805 Limitless technological possibilities. 71 00:06:01,885 --> 00:06:04,845 And what do we do with it? Face swap! 72 00:06:04,925 --> 00:06:08,605 No one tries to be special anymore. And why should they? 73 00:06:08,685 --> 00:06:12,845 Online, you can pretend you have the most exciting life in the world, 74 00:06:12,925 --> 00:06:15,645 - when in reality... - S***t! 75 00:06:15,965 --> 00:06:16,805 Well... 76 00:06:16,885 --> 00:06:19,285 And because I don't go along with it, I'm an outsider. 77 00:06:20,085 --> 00:06:24,005 Fine with me. After all, everyone successful used to be a nerd. 78 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,765 Guys like us, who everyone saw as losers 79 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:30,445 until eventually it clicks, and they prove everyone wrong. 80 00:06:32,845 --> 00:06:34,701 - Are you coming? - This, by the way, is the day 81 00:06:34,725 --> 00:06:36,565 it clicked for me. 82 00:06:36,645 --> 00:06:39,605 If I log in to her account, that means we don't trust each other anymore. 83 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:42,685 You tell your best friend that your girlfriend dumped you 84 00:06:42,765 --> 00:06:45,885 only after hours of cross-examination, and you're talking about trust? 85 00:06:46,045 --> 00:06:47,165 We're just taking a break! 86 00:06:47,925 --> 00:06:50,845 Google says that "taking a break" is breaking up for cowards. 87 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:55,405 Maybe you should just forget about her for a few months. 88 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:00,765 - Are you even listening to me? - Yes. 89 00:07:01,765 --> 00:07:05,405 Now we can finally really bust our asses for MyTems. 90 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:08,006 Then when we're millionaires, Lisa will come running back. 91 00:07:08,805 --> 00:07:10,165 That's how women are. 92 00:07:10,685 --> 00:07:11,765 Yeah, maybe. 93 00:07:15,765 --> 00:07:17,165 Or she has someone new. 94 00:07:20,405 --> 00:07:21,885 - Who's that? - Dan? 95 00:07:22,965 --> 00:07:25,045 Dan, the guy who supplies half the school with drugs. 96 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:27,645 The brother of Melanie, with the t***s. 97 00:07:28,245 --> 00:07:30,085 You know Melanie with the t***s, right? 98 00:07:33,525 --> 00:07:37,205 Since when does Lisa hang out with guys like that? 99 00:07:37,285 --> 00:07:40,605 Tall, handsome, popular. Yeah, not really her type. 100 00:07:41,685 --> 00:07:42,685 Right. 101 00:07:43,645 --> 00:07:46,165 "Daniel Riffert. Goes by 'Dan.'" 102 00:07:46,245 --> 00:07:50,045 Eighteen years old. Goes around shirtless, even in April. 103 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:51,125 What a dipshit. 104 00:07:51,165 --> 00:07:54,125 His father played for the national team for about two seconds. 105 00:07:54,205 --> 00:07:55,965 His mom manages the Rinseln Savings Bank. 106 00:07:56,045 --> 00:07:57,245 Typical rich kid. 107 00:07:57,325 --> 00:08:00,285 But his parents want him to earn his own money like they did. 108 00:08:00,365 --> 00:08:01,925 The perfect family. 109 00:08:02,005 --> 00:08:05,285 He spent six weeks in South America last summer. 110 00:08:05,365 --> 00:08:07,205 Of course he did. Super intense time. 111 00:08:07,285 --> 00:08:09,245 Life-changing experiences. 112 00:08:09,325 --> 00:08:12,005 Does Capoeira and goes jogging five times a week. 113 00:08:12,085 --> 00:08:13,325 But not as fast as you'd think. 114 00:08:13,365 --> 00:08:15,725 He's gluten intolerant, uses too many emoticons, 115 00:08:15,805 --> 00:08:19,485 and likes realgrumpycat and the national team on Facebook. 116 00:08:19,565 --> 00:08:21,525 What an a***e. And... 117 00:08:24,005 --> 00:08:25,605 F***g Rinseln. No reception again. 118 00:08:25,925 --> 00:08:28,005 Let's just focus on the pitch, okay? 119 00:08:28,245 --> 00:08:30,685 Otherwise, I'll want to "take a break," too. 120 00:08:31,565 --> 00:08:32,565 Hey, Moritz. 121 00:08:34,565 --> 00:08:36,005 We're sitting over there. 122 00:08:36,405 --> 00:08:38,005 Moritz? Hello?! 123 00:08:40,605 --> 00:08:43,325 - What? - I spent 689 hours 124 00:08:43,405 --> 00:08:46,445 programming what is likely the most advanced, most secure, 125 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:48,925 and hottest online shop system in the world. 126 00:08:51,205 --> 00:08:52,205 So? 127 00:08:53,565 --> 00:08:57,125 It has the password stored for the MyTems shop and everything else on my server. 128 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,765 In case I... 129 00:09:00,885 --> 00:09:01,925 In case he dies. 130 00:09:03,205 --> 00:09:04,765 That's the thing about Lenny. 131 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:07,645 According to his doctors, he should be dead by...