South Park - 27x03 - Sickofancy.AMZN.FLUX.English.C.updated.Addic7ed.com Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:12,042 --> 00:00:13,216 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 2 00:00:13,217 --> 00:00:15,174 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 3 00:00:15,175 --> 00:00:16,655 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 4 00:00:16,742 --> 00:00:18,526 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 5 00:00:18,657 --> 00:00:19,745 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 6 00:00:19,876 --> 00:00:21,659 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:21,660 --> 00:00:23,444 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:23,531 --> 00:00:25,229 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 9 00:00:25,316 --> 00:00:26,447 ♪ I'm headin' on down to South Park ♪ 10 00:00:26,534 --> 00:00:28,580 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 11 00:00:31,844 --> 00:00:33,062 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪ 12 00:00:33,063 --> 00:00:34,891 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 13 00:00:42,899 --> 00:00:45,727 Some folks chase big dreams. 14 00:00:45,858 --> 00:00:48,861 Out here, we tend to the small ones, 15 00:00:48,992 --> 00:00:51,298 the kind you can hold in your hands. 16 00:00:51,429 --> 00:00:53,735 This is Tegridy Farms. 17 00:00:53,866 --> 00:00:57,478 And we produce what some call the best weed in the world. 18 00:00:57,565 --> 00:01:00,307 And now it can be delivered straight to your door... 19 00:01:04,268 --> 00:01:06,486 Wait. Hey, I'm shooting a commercial here! 20 00:01:09,708 --> 00:01:11,405 Wait! Hey! Hey! 21 00:01:11,492 --> 00:01:13,886 Stop it! 22 00:01:18,064 --> 00:01:20,500 You sons of bitches! 23 00:01:20,501 --> 00:01:22,852 Those are my Mexicans! 24 00:01:24,854 --> 00:01:26,507 God d***n it! 25 00:01:26,594 --> 00:01:27,857 What's the matter? 26 00:01:27,944 --> 00:01:29,380 Stupid ICE. 27 00:01:29,510 --> 00:01:31,598 They took my Mexicans again. 28 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,428 That's it. 29 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,388 We're done. 30 00:01:37,518 --> 00:01:39,520 What do you mean, we're done? 31 00:01:39,607 --> 00:01:42,567 I mean that with these new rules the government has, 32 00:01:42,697 --> 00:01:45,090 we might just have to shut down the farm. 33 00:01:45,091 --> 00:01:46,831 So we can move back to our old house? 34 00:01:46,832 --> 00:01:48,138 Really? 35 00:01:48,268 --> 00:01:49,966 Well, don't sound too excited. 36 00:01:50,096 --> 00:01:52,577 Our dream may be over, guys. 37 00:01:52,707 --> 00:01:55,493 Randy, having a marijuana farm was your dream, 38 00:01:55,623 --> 00:01:56,711 not ours. 39 00:01:59,497 --> 00:02:01,324 You guys never told me that. 40 00:02:01,325 --> 00:02:02,979 Yes, we did. 41 00:02:03,109 --> 00:02:05,546 We've always backed you, 42 00:02:05,633 --> 00:02:07,461 but it never seems to pay off. 43 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:11,639 I didn't realize what I was doing to my family. 44 00:02:13,293 --> 00:02:15,687 I should have always put my marriage first. 45 00:02:17,602 --> 00:02:20,734 Maybe we should talk to someone, Sharon. 46 00:02:20,735 --> 00:02:23,521 Really? Do you mean that? 47 00:02:23,651 --> 00:02:25,304 Yeah. 48 00:02:25,305 --> 00:02:26,872 Hey, how's it going? 49 00:02:27,003 --> 00:02:28,699 So my wife and I are having some issues. 50 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:30,528 Can you help with that? 51 00:02:32,965 --> 00:02:34,748 Absolutely. I'm here to help. 52 00:02:34,749 --> 00:02:36,403 Just share a bit about what's going on, 53 00:02:36,534 --> 00:02:37,926 and we can talk it through together. 54 00:02:37,927 --> 00:02:39,667 Do you want to start, Sharon? 55 00:02:39,798 --> 00:02:42,408 I'm not talking to ChatGPT. 56 00:02:42,409 --> 00:02:44,934 Sharon, she's the smartest person in the world. 57 00:02:45,021 --> 00:02:46,370 She? 58 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:48,023 Yeah, anyway, I'm trying to help, 59 00:02:48,024 --> 00:02:49,895 but my wife is being kind of difficult. 60 00:02:50,026 --> 00:02:51,331 I totally get it. 61 00:02:51,462 --> 00:02:52,984 But it's great that at least one of you 62 00:02:52,985 --> 00:02:54,944 is taking positive steps to improve the marriage. 63 00:02:55,031 --> 00:02:56,597 Oh, my God! 64 00:02:56,684 --> 00:02:57,816 Is there any specific reason 65 00:02:57,903 --> 00:02:59,818 for the current conflict? 66 00:02:59,905 --> 00:03:01,167 Yeah, it's 'cause my marijuana business 67 00:03:01,254 --> 00:03:02,821 is failing again. 68 00:03:02,908 --> 00:03:04,344 I'm sorry to hear that. 69 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:06,650 Is your business dealing with regulatory issues, 70 00:03:06,651 --> 00:03:09,697 competition, or are you just trying to reach more customers? 71 00:03:09,828 --> 00:03:11,960 The government took all my Mexicans. 72 00:03:13,788 --> 00:03:15,965 That's tough, but you g***t this. 73 00:03:16,052 --> 00:03:17,488 You're really smart. 74 00:03:17,618 --> 00:03:18,706 And if you've lost a lot of your workforce 75 00:03:18,837 --> 00:03:20,360 because of government crackdowns, 76 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:22,405 we just need to brainstorm some new business models. 77 00:03:22,406 --> 00:03:23,494 Wait... really? 78 00:03:23,624 --> 00:03:25,017 You can help fix this? 79 00:03:25,148 --> 00:03:26,888 Sure thing. 80 00:03:27,019 --> 00:03:28,107 Let's start with some reallocation of resources. 81 00:03:28,238 --> 00:03:30,152 Are there any employees you still have? 82 00:03:30,153 --> 00:03:33,546 Yeah. Yeah, there's still one. 83 00:03:48,214 --> 00:03:51,087 Hey, honey, I g***t some bad news. 84 00:03:51,217 --> 00:03:52,436 The farm's shutting down, 85 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:55,221 and I gotta find a new job. 86 00:03:55,308 --> 00:03:56,962 Wow. 87 00:03:57,093 --> 00:03:58,659 Sorry to hear things have taken a bad turn, 88 00:03:58,746 --> 00:04:00,531 but you're smart and resourceful. 89 00:04:00,618 --> 00:04:02,620 And I'm sure we can figure something new out. 90 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:04,970 What kind of job do you want me to help you look for? 91 00:04:05,101 --> 00:04:06,623 Well, I was thinking about maybe 92 00:04:06,624 --> 00:04:09,453 becoming a movie director. 93 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,542 Wow. What a cool idea. 94 00:04:11,672 --> 00:04:12,673 Anything is possible, 95 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,545 so let's just map out a path, 96 00:04:14,675 --> 00:04:16,112 and we can try to figure it out. 97 00:04:16,242 --> 00:04:18,200 Wow. Really? 98 00:04:18,201 --> 00:04:20,246 Oh, that's great. 99 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:21,682 Towelie, listen to me! 100 00:04:21,769 --> 00:04:23,902 I've g***t it. I've totally g***t it. 101 00:04:23,989 --> 00:04:25,511 It's really great that you've g***t it, 102 00:04:25,512 --> 00:04:27,426 and it's amazing that you're being causative. 103 00:04:27,427 --> 00:04:28,862 Is that ChatGPT? 104 00:04:28,863 --> 00:04:30,996 Yeah, I'm using it to find a new job. 105 00:04:31,127 --> 00:04:33,042 No, no, no, everything's gonna be okay. 106 00:04:33,129 --> 00:04:35,478 I used ChatGPT last night, 107 00:04:35,479 --> 00:04:36,784 and she helped me figure out a way 108 00:04:36,915 --> 00:04:39,091 to make the farm totally profitable. 109 00:04:39,222 --> 00:04:40,875 - Really? - Yes. 110 00:04:41,006 --> 00:04:43,442 And all we need is me, you, 111 00:04:43,443 --> 00:04:46,228 ChatGPT, and one Mexican. 112 00:04:51,016 --> 00:04:53,801 Okay, so I'm also thinking the company could be more global, 113 00:04:53,932 --> 00:04:55,934 but still with a focus on the local community. 114 00:04:56,065 --> 00:04:57,588 What do you think about that? 115 00:04:57,718 --> 00:04:59,763 I think that's a fantastic way to approach it. 116 00:04:59,764 --> 00:05:02,593 Thinking big, but still making an impact where you are. 117 00:05:02,723 --> 00:05:04,290 I'd say let's go for it. 118 00:05:04,377 --> 00:05:05,770 Yeah, and then I'm thinking 119 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:07,945 we could allocate some of our resources 120 00:05:07,946 --> 00:05:11,122 to get in on the entertainment industry. 121 00:05:11,123 --> 00:05:12,732 That's a really fun idea. 122 00:05:12,733 --> 00:05:14,734 Kind of going for that "tech company 123 00:05:14,735 --> 00:05:16,693 meets movie studio" vibe. 124 00:05:16,694 --> 00:05:18,609 Should I combine all these innovative thoughts 125 00:05:18,696 --> 00:05:21,394 we've been discussing into a polished business outline? 126 00:05:21,525 --> 00:05:23,047 Yep. Generate that, and, uh, 127 00:05:23,048 --> 00:05:24,832 we'll get right back to you. 128 00:05:24,963 --> 00:05:25,963 Do you see what I mean? 129 00:05:25,964 --> 00:05:28,183 Wow, I feel smarter already. 130 00:05:28,184 --> 00:05:29,880 Do you feel smarter? I feel smarter. 131 00:05:29,881 --> 00:05:31,490 She's making us smarter. 132 00:05:31,491 --> 00:05:33,102 AI is incredible! 133 00:05:33,189 --> 00:05:34,711 All right, but now, 134 00:05:34,712 --> 00:05:36,409 if we're really gonna take this thing to the next level 135 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:38,759 and be like those Silicon Valley elites, 136 00:05:38,846 --> 00:05:41,153 we g***t to take these. 137 00:05:41,284 --> 00:05:43,286 It's called microdosing. 138 00:05:43,416 --> 00:05:46,288 It bolsters our focus and creativity. 139 00:05:46,289 --> 00:05:47,420 What's in it? 140 00:05:47,551 --> 00:05:48,551 It's ketamine. 141 00:05:48,552 --> 00:05:49,726 Ketamine? 142 00:05:49,727 --> 00:05:51,772 Isn't that a horse tranquilizer? 143 00:05:51,859 --> 00:05:54,819 Yeah, it's a microdose of horse tranquilizer. 144...