S***x And The City S2E08 - The Man, The Myth, The Viagra [RavyDavy] Movie Subtitles

0 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Subtitles - Ripped (and Hacked) by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew 1 00:00:47,761 --> 00:00:50,161 Once upon a second time around... 2 00:00:51,398 --> 00:00:55,300 ...in a mythical land between Carmine and Mulberry streets... 3 00:00:57,371 --> 00:01:00,568 ...two mere mortals were having a wonderful time. 4 00:01:04,611 --> 00:01:07,011 This is the gangster l was telling you about. 5 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,241 Gangster? No. No gangster. 6 00:01:09,416 --> 00:01:11,043 Come, this way. 7 00:01:20,627 --> 00:01:21,855 Grazie. 8 00:01:22,162 --> 00:01:23,595 This is Paolo. 9 00:01:23,897 --> 00:01:26,127 This is my girlfriend, Carrie. 10 00:01:26,933 --> 00:01:27,900 Bread? 11 00:01:28,201 --> 00:01:30,829 You've never called me your girlfriend before. 12 00:01:31,238 --> 00:01:33,832 Sure, l have. Just not to your face. 13 00:01:45,051 --> 00:01:46,382 Bravo! 14 00:01:54,194 --> 00:01:57,220 And now you wise guy, come on, it's your turn. 15 00:01:57,297 --> 00:01:59,857 -Come on, come on. -Me? Okay. 16 00:01:59,933 --> 00:02:03,994 -Not funny, Mr. Sambuca. -Relax, l'm a regular. 17 00:02:04,070 --> 00:02:05,435 A regular? 18 00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:14,874 l'd like to dedicate this song to the lovely lady sitting right over there. 19 00:02:17,651 --> 00:02:19,846 ''When l was 17 20 00:02:21,822 --> 00:02:24,723 ''lt was a very good year 21 00:02:26,326 --> 00:02:29,124 ''lt was a very good year 22 00:02:29,196 --> 00:02:33,656 ''For small town girls and soft summer nights 23 00:02:35,135 --> 00:02:37,865 ''We'd hide from the lights 24 00:02:39,239 --> 00:02:41,605 ''ln the village green 25 00:02:43,643 --> 00:02:45,907 ''When l was 17'' 26 00:02:46,847 --> 00:02:48,371 It was perfect. 27 00:02:49,216 --> 00:02:51,343 I felt like I was in heaven. 28 00:02:54,688 --> 00:02:57,816 Meanwhile across town, Miranda was in hell... 29 00:02:58,525 --> 00:02:59,992 Douche products.... 30 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:03,154 ...or its modern day equivalent.. the comedy club. 31 00:03:03,363 --> 00:03:06,457 -Are we having fun yet? -When does the comedy start? 32 00:03:06,533 --> 00:03:08,933 l've never been this close to suicide. 33 00:03:09,102 --> 00:03:10,831 Not p***y.... 34 00:03:11,171 --> 00:03:13,901 -l'll get the check. -lf you ditch me in this place... 35 00:03:13,974 --> 00:03:16,465 ...l will hunt you down and kill you. 36 00:03:18,245 --> 00:03:22,648 Alan Miller was a divorced architect she met in aisle three at the Food Emporium. 37 00:03:23,116 --> 00:03:27,177 They immediately bonded over a shared hatred of designer croutons. 38 00:03:29,089 --> 00:03:31,785 lf all l was interested in was freshness... 39 00:03:32,025 --> 00:03:35,085 ...then l would be f***g my salad crisper! 40 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:41,626 Yo, Red. 41 00:03:43,737 --> 00:03:46,228 You wanna answer your fuckin' phone? 42 00:03:46,473 --> 00:03:48,737 lt's not my phone. 43 00:03:49,709 --> 00:03:51,677 Go ahead. Answer it. 44 00:03:52,445 --> 00:03:54,072 Answer it! 45 00:04:02,556 --> 00:04:04,524 Alan Miller's phone. 46 00:04:05,425 --> 00:04:08,087 No, this is his date. Who's this? 47 00:04:08,161 --> 00:04:09,253 Who is it? 48 00:04:12,699 --> 00:04:15,463 l'm sorry, his date can't speak right now. 49 00:04:15,535 --> 00:04:17,628 Whom may l say is calling? 50 00:04:19,372 --> 00:04:21,306 His wife! 51 00:04:23,777 --> 00:04:26,302 Numb-nuts, your wife's on the phone. 52 00:04:27,447 --> 00:04:29,438 You told me you were divorced. 53 00:04:29,616 --> 00:04:32,210 l'm not really divorced. l'm really separated. 54 00:04:32,285 --> 00:04:34,048 No, we're really separated. 55 00:04:34,421 --> 00:04:36,787 See, this is me, separating. 56 00:04:38,358 --> 00:04:40,349 Red, not so fast. 57 00:04:40,493 --> 00:04:42,290 l'll f***k you. 58 00:04:44,598 --> 00:04:45,997 Honey.... 59 00:04:46,099 --> 00:04:49,330 lf they're not married, they're gay, or burned from a divorce... 60 00:04:49,402 --> 00:04:51,768 ...or aliens from the planet ''Don't date me.'' 61 00:04:51,838 --> 00:04:54,102 lt's amazing how many of them walk among us. 62 00:04:54,174 --> 00:04:56,768 Only recognizable by their slightly larger heads. 63 00:04:56,843 --> 00:04:58,538 l asked him, point blank: 64 00:04:58,612 --> 00:05:00,341 ''How long have you been divorced?'' 65 00:05:00,413 --> 00:05:02,643 ''Three years.'' Just like that. 66 00:05:02,849 --> 00:05:04,316 Guys are such liars. 67 00:05:04,384 --> 00:05:06,875 97 percent of them can't f***k you worth a d***n! 68 00:05:06,953 --> 00:05:10,354 He tells me how much he likes me, and boom, l believe him. 69 00:05:10,423 --> 00:05:13,256 -** l that needy? -Maybe he really did like you. 70 00:05:13,326 --> 00:05:15,624 lf you ''Pollyanna-out'' on me today... 71 00:05:15,695 --> 00:05:18,061 ...l'll have to hit you with this rice pudding. 72 00:05:18,131 --> 00:05:19,598 This married man... 73 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:22,897 ...fell madly in love with my friend, Amanda's friend, Ashley... 74 00:05:22,969 --> 00:05:25,460 ...and he said he would get a divorce and he did. 75 00:05:25,538 --> 00:05:29,975 They g***t married, moved to Connecticut and he is this amazing husband and father. 76 00:05:30,043 --> 00:05:31,874 -Never happened. -Excuse me? 77 00:05:31,945 --> 00:05:33,674 Urban relationship myth. 78 00:05:33,747 --> 00:05:36,011 Unbelievable fairy tales concocted by women... 79 00:05:36,082 --> 00:05:38,414 ...to make their love lives seem less hopeless. 80 00:05:38,485 --> 00:05:41,318 Except it makes you feel even more hopeless... 81 00:05:41,388 --> 00:05:45,324 ...because this fabulous, magical relationship is never happening to you. 82 00:05:45,392 --> 00:05:46,620 lt did happen. 83 00:05:46,693 --> 00:05:49,127 Like the one about the guy who couldn't commit... 84 00:05:49,195 --> 00:05:51,857 ...and the woman broke up with him and moved to Kansas. 85 00:05:51,931 --> 00:05:54,399 -One night, she comes walking home-- -ln the rain! 86 00:05:54,467 --> 00:05:56,128 Always, in the rain. 87 00:05:56,503 --> 00:05:59,995 He stands there in front of her door with an engagement ring. 88 00:06:00,206 --> 00:06:02,902 He says, ''Marry me,'' and they live happily ever after. 89 00:06:02,976 --> 00:06:06,275 But, it can happen. People do live happily ever after. 90 00:06:06,346 --> 00:06:08,610 lt happened to my friend, Amanda's friend. 91 00:06:08,682 --> 00:06:11,150 lt's always a friend who knows a friend.... 92 00:06:11,551 --> 00:06:12,779 Honey. 93 00:06:12,852 --> 00:06:17,221 Have you ever known anyone who's relationship changed magically overnight? 94 00:06:17,857 --> 00:06:18,846 Yes. 95 00:06:21,428 --> 00:06:23,225 Look at Carrie and Big. 96 00:06:23,296 --> 00:06:25,958 Their relationship is totally different than before. 97 00:06:26,332 --> 00:06:27,390 How? 98 00:06:27,634 --> 00:06:29,568 How is it different? 99 00:06:30,036 --> 00:06:31,298 lt just is. 100 00:06:31,871 --> 00:06:33,634 l can't explain it. 101 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,038 l can, but you're so scary right now, l won't. 102 00:06:37,277 --> 00:06:39,040 No, really, tell me. 103 00:06:41,081 --> 00:06:44,016 lt's just a feeling. 104 00:06:45,151 --> 00:06:46,948 Something shifted.... 105 00:06:47,353 --> 00:06:48,945 Maybe we both know that... 106 00:06:49,456 --> 00:06:52,823 ...if we came together again it must be for a reason. 107 00:06:54,861 --> 00:06:56,886 Why is that so hard to believe? 108 00:06:56,963 --> 00:06:58,692 How much time have you g***t? 109 00:06:59,232 --> 00:07:03,134 That afternoon, I g***t to thinking about myths and relationships. 110 00:07:03,336 --> 00:07:07,033 Heroes, boyfriends, Cyclopses, divorced guys. 111 00:07:07,307 --> 00:07:09,298 Are they really that different? 112 00:07:09,476 --> 00:07:12,070 The primitive Greeks clung desperately to myths... 113 00:07:12,145 --> 00:07:15,979 ...to explain the random hopelessness of their miserable lives. 114 00:07:16,049 --> 00:07:18,415 Do modern day singles need modern day myths... 115 00:07:18,485 --> 00:07:23,013 ...just to help us get through our random and sometimes miserable relationships? 116 00:07:23,089 --> 00:07:24,818 What about Big and me? 117 00:07:25,058 --> 00:07:29,392 After what seemed like an eternity of not quite fitting together, we suddenly fit. 118 00:07:29,462 --> 00:07:31,157 Had the relationship God smiled? 119 00:07:31,231 --> 00:07:34,257 Or was that something I desperately needed to believe? 120 00:07:34,334 --> 00:07:37,235 Are we willing to believe anything to date? 121 00:07:38,571 --> 00:07:42,337 While Samantha had little belief in the idea of happily ever after... 122 00:07:42,575 --> 00:07:44,736 ...she had a strong belief in the idea... 123 00:07:44,811 --> 00:07:47,644 ...of a smart cocktail at the end of the work day. 124 00:07:49,149 --> 00:07:51,879 Samantha, a Cosmopolitan and Donald Trump. 125 00:07:52,418 --> 00:07:55,251 You don't get more New York than that. 126 00:07:55,421 --> 00:07:56,854 l gotta go. 127 00:07:57,423 --> 00:08:00,688 Think about it. l'll be at my office at Trump Tower. 128 00:08:08,401 --> 00:08:09,732 Excuse me. 129 00:08:09,869 --> 00:08:12,463 l was so distracted by your beauty... 130 00:08:12,739 --> 00:08:16,470 ...l think l just agreed to finance Mr. Trump's new project....