Newhart s02e08 The Man Who Came Forever Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:13,230 --> 00:01:16,070 Did you call D***k? Yeah, he'll be here in a minute. And I'll get the dinner. 2 00:01:16,850 --> 00:01:17,890 Boy, ** I hungry. 3 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:21,710 Me too. You know, I never used to eat much, but ever since I've been here, 4 00:01:21,710 --> 00:01:24,330 been ravenous. Well, it's probably all the work you've been doing. 5 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:26,430 I guess that's true. I have been busy. 6 00:01:29,150 --> 00:01:30,870 Boy, that looks good. I hope so. 7 00:01:31,770 --> 00:01:35,230 I never realized how much there was to do around a place like this until I had 8 00:01:35,230 --> 00:01:37,250 to do it. It can wear you out. 9 00:01:37,670 --> 00:01:39,090 Oh, boy. Mashed potatoes. 10 00:01:39,670 --> 00:01:40,870 I'll get the rolls and gravy. 11 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:46,150 Thanks. I'm just exhausted all the time. I know what you mean. It never ends. 12 00:01:48,450 --> 00:01:50,270 Now, have I forgotten anything? 13 00:01:50,970 --> 00:01:52,210 The butter. Right. 14 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:58,230 I don't mind saying I could use a day off. Who couldn't? But in this business, 15 00:01:58,310 --> 00:02:00,990 it's seven days a week, 24 hours a day. 16 00:02:01,350 --> 00:02:02,309 Oh, there. 17 00:02:02,310 --> 00:02:07,850 That should be everything. Look at this. Hot roast, vegetables, rolls, homemade 18 00:02:07,850 --> 00:02:08,850 gravy. 19 00:02:09,210 --> 00:02:14,030 Joanna. Do you think someday when I meet the right guy and get married that you 20 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:17,030 could teach me to teach whoever I hire how to cook just like you? 21 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:19,790 Sure. 22 00:02:21,090 --> 00:02:23,510 There you are. How's the book coming? Oh, not fast enough. 23 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:27,410 This is the last time I do a book on such short notice. I mean, it's 24 00:02:27,410 --> 00:02:30,590 to write everything you ever wanted to know about camping in a week. 25 00:02:31,030 --> 00:02:32,970 Just can't be done. 26 00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:34,710 Well, I'm sure you'll finish on time. 27 00:02:34,930 --> 00:02:36,610 No, it won't, honey. I just told you it can't be done. 28 00:02:36,870 --> 00:02:37,870 Where are you going? 29 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:41,170 Back to work. D***k, I hate to think of you wolfing down dinner at your desk. 30 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:43,130 Well, wolfing is all I'm going to have time for tonight. 31 00:02:43,390 --> 00:02:46,230 Excuse me. I'm sorry. I don't mean to interrupt. 32 00:02:46,530 --> 00:02:50,490 Can we help you with something? Who do I see about a room? Me. I guess I'm going 33 00:02:50,490 --> 00:02:51,490 that way anyway. 34 00:02:51,770 --> 00:02:55,850 I'm not taking you away from your dinner, ** I? No, you're taking away 35 00:02:55,850 --> 00:02:57,090 work. My dinner is right here. 36 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,310 I'm sorry. 37 00:02:59,010 --> 00:03:03,590 No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to seem grumpy. I guess I'm very busy. I'm not 38 00:03:03,590 --> 00:03:05,110 completely sure I need a room. 39 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:08,010 I mean, I need a room, but I'm not sure I need it for the whole night. 40 00:03:09,410 --> 00:03:10,810 Oh, I don't mean that the way it sounds. 41 00:03:11,390 --> 00:03:15,330 See, I had a little spat with my wife, and I figured I'd better get out and let 42 00:03:15,330 --> 00:03:16,330 things cool off. 43 00:03:16,970 --> 00:03:18,430 So that would be a single room? 44 00:03:18,710 --> 00:03:19,710 Uh, yeah. 45 00:03:21,650 --> 00:03:23,470 First time in 19 years. 46 00:03:23,710 --> 00:03:26,730 But it's no big deal. I mean, she's probably calling all over town for me. 47 00:03:26,930 --> 00:03:30,610 She hasn't called here yet. Has she, Holstead? Marjorie Holstead? No, no, she 48 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:34,500 hasn't. Whether she calls me or I call her, it's no big deal. 49 00:03:34,780 --> 00:03:37,420 Well, there you go, Mr. Halstead. Top of the stairs, third door on the right. 50 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:40,820 Oh, great. Now, look, I'm going to pay you now in case she calls and I end up 51 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,000 leaving early. How much was it? 52 00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:46,120 Thirty -five. Oh, good. Oh, look there. That's my wife right there. 53 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:50,540 She's a handsome woman. Yeah. 54 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,700 You should see her in color. 55 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,100 Oh, I'm sorry. Now, look. 56 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,300 Look, I've g***t twenty. How much was that? Twenty. Oh, good. 57 00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:02,050 That dinner looks great, by the way. 58 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,090 I didn't even get any dinner. 59 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:07,570 Hi, D***k. Oh, 60 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:11,950 you want to talk in your study? 61 00:04:12,130 --> 00:04:15,610 I want to work in my study. Listen, before you start, what would you say to 62 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:17,230 and me building a miniature golf course? 63 00:04:17,450 --> 00:04:18,950 I would say I'm very busy and good night. 64 00:04:19,190 --> 00:04:22,490 D***k, pull your head out of the sand and listen to the world around you. People 65 00:04:22,490 --> 00:04:24,050 love miniature golf. 66 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:26,850 I have a book that's due in four days. I don't care. 67 00:04:28,330 --> 00:04:30,850 Miniature Golf is a goldmine. I mean, just think how it would sound. The 68 00:04:30,850 --> 00:04:32,710 Stratford Inn, nestled in a grove of maple. 69 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:37,690 Stratford Inn, nestled in a grove of maple. Just a stone's throw from 70 00:04:37,690 --> 00:04:42,050 College. Featuring colonial decor and 18 holes of championship miniature golf. 71 00:04:42,430 --> 00:04:43,229 No, Kirk. 72 00:04:43,230 --> 00:04:46,890 Before you say no. I just said no. Let me get some brochures. No. I'll bring 73 00:04:46,890 --> 00:04:47,669 them over tomorrow. 74 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:50,590 No. I'll be by at 8 in the morning. No. I'll see you at 8. 75 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:01,800 Hi. No breakfast? 76 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,860 No time. You can't write on an empty stomach. 77 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:07,560 Yes, I can. Honey, I'll have a big lunch. I've g***t to get started. And I 78 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,520 it. No calls, no interruptions. I don't care if the inn is burning down. Just 79 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:13,600 throw a wet blanket over me and let me keep working, all right? Morning. 80 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:18,600 Any word from my wife yet? Morning, Mr. Halstead. No, I'm sorry. Oh. 81 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:21,680 D***k told me what happened. I'm sorry, too. 82 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:24,300 You'll have to excuse me. I have a book to write. 83 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:25,820 You're a writer? 84 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:28,260 Yeah. Boy, I always wanted to be a writer. 85 00:05:30,670 --> 00:05:32,650 And a pilot. I really wanted to be a pilot. 86 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,590 All right, I really have to get to work. 87 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,070 What's the book about? 88 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,310 Camping. Oh, I always wanted to be a camper. 89 00:05:46,230 --> 00:05:49,730 Well, I guess I'll be leaving. I hope things work out with you and your wife. 90 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:53,430 Oh, I'm sure they will. We have our little tips like everybody every once in 91 00:05:53,430 --> 00:05:56,730 while. You wouldn't know where I can get some flowers this early in the morning. 92 00:05:57,050 --> 00:05:59,410 Gee, I don't know. I doubt if the florist is open yet. 93 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,540 Hi. Where's D***k? 94 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:05,080 I thought I'd stop by the house before she left for work. 95 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:06,420 Who? His wife. 96 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,960 Sure would help if I had some flowers on me when I do. 97 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:10,220 Take these. 98 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,680 Those would be fine. Oh, that's awfully nice. 99 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:18,080 You wouldn't have a card to go with these. 100 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,860 What do you need a card for? She'll know they're flowers. 101 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:26,580 Is D***k still sleeping? No, Kirk. Well, thanks anyway. Gosh, this is a nice 102 00:06:26,580 --> 00:06:28,280 place. Maybe I'll come back sometime. 103 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:29,640 With your wife. 104 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:30,880 Right. Goodbye. 105 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,039 And good luck. 106 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,280 Thanks. Oh, and I'll return the vase. 107 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,480 Keep it. 108 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,660 Is he in his study? You can't go in. 109 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,020 I'll tell him he tried to stop me. 110 00:06:40,940 --> 00:06:43,960 You're not going to believe how cheaply we can get into miniature golf. Joanne. 111 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,020 I tried to stop him. No, she didn't. 112 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:51,500 Kirk, get out. It's okay. I can take her. 113 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:53,680 Kirk, get out. 114 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:58,300 Guess how absurdly little it will cost to build a course. No. 115 00:06:58,720 --> 00:06:59,740 Guess or I'm never leaving. 116 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:01,480 $5 ,000. 117 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:05,940 Get real, D***k. $15 ,000. But we'll make that back the first day. Get out. Just 118 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:07,980 take a look at some of these themes we can choose from. 119 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:09,360 There's galactic golf. 120 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:10,640 There's daffy golf. 121 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,000 There's gorilla golf. 122 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:16,020 Kirk, it's a dumb plan. We have snow on the ground six months out of the year. 123 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:17,320 Polar golf. 124 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,620 And the other two months, we have mud. 125 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,780 I mean, I don't have...