Ghosts.2021.S04E15.1080p.HEVC.x265-MeGusta Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:05,744 --> 00:00:07,398 How're we hanging? 2 00:00:07,529 --> 00:00:08,747 Oh, hey. Hey, what's up? 3 00:00:08,878 --> 00:00:10,314 Is that Pete? Is Pete back? 4 00:00:10,488 --> 00:00:11,794 - Is that Pete? - No, Jay. 5 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:14,101 It's just Thor. 6 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:15,754 Just? Thor not love that. 7 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,036 Jay's a little anxious. 8 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,496 He's waiting on some big news. 9 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:19,889 Last week, a critic 10 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:21,176 from the Hudson Valley Gazette 11 00:00:21,282 --> 00:00:22,482 came to review the restaurant. 12 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:24,154 A couple of us ghosts sussed it out 13 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:25,479 when we overheard him talking on his cell phone 14 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:27,114 in the parking lot when he was leaving. 15 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:29,464 Anyway, we sent Pete to the Gazette offices 16 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:32,032 to spy on the reviewer and find out in advance 17 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:34,208 if it's a good review or a bad review. 18 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:36,099 You know, I don't even care. Reviews aren't important. 19 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,926 What matters is whether or not I'm proud of the food. 20 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,735 Which I **. 21 00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:41,452 So I think we just tell Pete to call this whole thing off. 22 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:42,607 Hey, gang. 23 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:43,869 Hey! Pete's back. 24 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:44,870 What did he say? Did he like it? 25 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:46,350 ** I ruined? ** I a star? 26 00:00:46,481 --> 00:00:47,761 Babe, come on here, I'm drowning. 27 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:48,961 He hasn't said anything yet. 28 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:52,182 Well, let the man speak. Geez! 29 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:53,812 Okay, I'll get right to it. It's a rave! 30 00:00:53,836 --> 00:00:54,900 The critic loved Jay's restaurant. 31 00:00:54,924 --> 00:00:57,231 He loved it, babe. 32 00:00:57,361 --> 00:00:58,623 Oh, what a relief. 33 00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:00,277 This is huge! 34 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:01,800 Man, it feels good to spread joy. 35 00:01:01,974 --> 00:01:03,734 This must be what Johnny Appleseed felt like. 36 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:05,630 You get an apple tree. You get an apple tree. 37 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:06,805 You get an apple tree! 38 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:08,633 Where is this going, Pete? 39 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:10,785 I don't know. Sometimes it just feels good to make noise. 40 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:15,727 That was pretty fun. 41 00:01:15,858 --> 00:01:16,859 See? He gets it. 42 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:24,780 Who's this guy? 43 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:26,497 That's Chris, the dinosaur-loving stripper 44 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:28,000 that Sam previously hired to dance 45 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:29,480 in front of an empty chair 46 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:30,960 at Isaac's bachelor party. 47 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,094 No, I know. I meant this guy. 48 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:36,183 I'm Isaac. 49 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:37,923 Oh, right on. Cool pants. 50 00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:39,751 Excited to be back, Sam. 51 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:41,666 Now, will I be performing for an empty chair 52 00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:42,841 while you watch again? 53 00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:45,888 That wasn't for me. That was... 54 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,324 Well, you see, the reason... 55 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:49,283 There's really no good explanation. 56 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:50,825 You'll be performing for a bachelorette party 57 00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:52,547 full of living humans. 58 00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:53,677 I mean, people. 59 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:55,071 Smooth. 60 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:56,522 Well, then let's talk price tiers. 61 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:57,943 There's the simple 62 00:01:58,074 --> 00:01:59,312 "here's your pizza, extra sausage" package. 63 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:01,164 That sounds pretty good. Then you've g***t 64 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:03,447 your "fireman with a hose," your "plumber with a pipe," 65 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:04,994 and then the big boy, 66 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:08,737 our premium package known as "It's Raining Men." 67 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:10,347 Yes, please. ISAAC: Samantha. 68 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:12,175 Can you request that he reprise 69 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:14,046 his erotic Dilophosaurus clicking routine? 70 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:15,439 That's a crowd-pleaser. 71 00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:17,354 Uh-uh, this is not your party. 72 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:19,405 This is my great-grandniece's bachelorette party, 73 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:22,142 and she's not into dinosaurs 'cause she's an adult. 74 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:24,076 Oh, perfect timing. 75 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:25,623 Here comes the bride-to-be. 76 00:02:25,797 --> 00:02:27,059 Alicia, this is Chris. 77 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:28,974 We're discussing his package. 78 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:31,063 Chris, great to meet you. Sorry. 79 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:32,834 I don't want to be rude, but it's bad luck 80 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:33,999 for the bride to see the stripper 81 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:36,286 before the bachelorette party. 82 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:37,611 Oh, that's not true. Carol saw her stripper 83 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:39,246 before the... Oh, my God. 84 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,987 Oh, uh, sorry, I wasn't aware of that particular tradition. 85 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:43,250 Oh. 86 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:44,990 Yeah, at least I have my pants on. 87 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:46,664 Otherwise, the whole weekend would be cursed. 88 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:47,689 Uh, Alicia, 89 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:49,081 I will see you tomorrow night. 90 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:51,519 And who knows, it may just be raining men. 91 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:52,824 Hallelujah. 92 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:55,740 Thank you. 93 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:58,395 So, are you excited for the big weekend? 94 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:00,702 Very. There's a rumor CCR's gonna do a secret set. 95 00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:02,312 I **. 96 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,314 Oh, it's so amazing to be here. 97 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:06,142 And I know it sounds woo-woo, but... 98 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:08,144 I really can feel Alberta's presence. 99 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:09,928 I'm right here, sweetie. 100 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:11,321 Ask about the guy, Sam. 101 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:14,019 Tell me about your fiancé. His name's Derrick? 102 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:17,719 Yeah. He's pretty great. We actually met on the subway. 103 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:20,156 And it's really weird 'cause the night before, 104 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:22,941 I had a dream I was gonna meet someone on the subway. 105 00:03:23,072 --> 00:03:24,769 And there he was. 106 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,815 He stood up to give me his seat. 107 00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:28,425 He sounds like a gentleman. 108 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:30,819 Oh, he goes to church. He's nice to his mom. 109 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:31,994 Oh, loving all of this. 110 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:33,865 Tell me, what does he do for work? 111 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:35,650 He's a musician. 112 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:36,999 Mm-mm. Hell no. 113 00:03:37,129 --> 00:03:38,324 - Like, professionally? - Yeah. 114 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:39,610 He's a guitarist. 115 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,221 Tell her to walk away, Sam! 116 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:42,744 Being with a musician is signing up 117 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,528 for a lifetime of heartache. 118 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:46,313 I'm very happy for you. 119 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:48,750 I can confirm, musicians are no bueno. 120 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,099 Speaking as an oboist. 121 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,883 The bad boys of the woodwind section. 122 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:53,537 Two reeds, twice the trouble. 123 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:58,542 You see anything? 124 00:03:58,716 --> 00:04:00,675 - Give me a sec. - Very dangerous. 125 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:02,503 That's how Sylvia Plath kill herself. 126 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:07,421 TV was on PBS, and Trevor not there to change it. 127 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:08,963 Looks like it's just the pilot light. 128 00:04:08,987 --> 00:04:10,424 I'll take care of it. 129 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:11,966 Oh, by the way, the Hudson Valley Gazette is 130 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,470 publishing a review of Mahesh. 131 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:16,560 And a little birdie told me... it's a rave. 132 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:18,016 Tweet tweet. I'm the little birdie. 133 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,346 Dude, that's amazing. 134 00:04:19,476 --> 00:04:21,130 I say we celebrate with some mortadella. 135 00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:23,350 You know that stuff's like $20 a pound, right? 136 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,352 Yeah, that's why I don't have it at my house. 137 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:31,445 Not to gloat, but I may have played a hand in that review. 138 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,577 Or more accurately, played a finger in it. 139 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,231 Ugh, whatever you're talking about, 140 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,687 you did not need to say it like that. 141 00:04:36,711...