ghosts.2021.s04e16.1080p.web.h264-successfulcrab Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:08,095 Oh, my God, I can't believe this. 2 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:09,922 Why was the stripper parachuting in? 3 00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:13,490 It was the "It's Raining Men" package. 4 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:17,016 Oh, I'm so sorry, Chris. 5 00:00:17,146 --> 00:00:20,149 Extra sad for us young hotties. 6 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:22,283 Taken in our prime. 7 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:26,025 Eh, that's how it goes. Life's a footy ball. 8 00:00:26,155 --> 00:00:27,940 You never know what way it's gonna bounce. 9 00:00:28,027 --> 00:00:29,812 Man, I g***t to say, his physique is great, 10 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:31,161 but his attitude's even better. 11 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:35,557 Oh, this is not gonna be good for business. 12 00:00:35,686 --> 00:00:38,603 And poor Chris. It is tragic, but... 13 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:39,996 he seems to be handling it well. 14 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:42,345 Wait, Chris is now a ghost? 15 00:00:42,432 --> 00:00:44,740 So there's just some hot, invisible Australian guy 16 00:00:44,826 --> 00:00:46,436 hanging around now? 17 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:47,829 I mean, he's okay. 18 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,136 You're all right yourself, love. 19 00:00:49,222 --> 00:00:50,310 Are you blushing? 20 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,661 No. As if. 21 00:00:52,790 --> 00:00:54,140 I cannot believe this. 22 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:56,664 The dinosaur-loving stripper of my dreams 23 00:00:56,795 --> 00:00:58,970 just expired on our property. 24 00:00:59,058 --> 00:01:00,798 - Here he comes. - Time to dazzle him 25 00:01:00,929 --> 00:01:02,670 with the old Higgintoot charm. Mm. 26 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:04,063 Hey, name's Chris. 27 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:05,368 You two are ghosts, right? 28 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,980 Yep. I'm Flower. 29 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:08,850 And what's your name, mate? 30 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:13,073 I... 31 00:01:13,159 --> 00:01:14,682 Ice... 32 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:16,685 Your name is Ice? 33 00:01:16,771 --> 00:01:18,555 Isaac. 34 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:20,167 Some people call me Ice. 35 00:01:20,296 --> 00:01:22,430 Right on, Ice. 36 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:23,953 See you guys around. 37 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,085 Oof, that was tough to watch. 38 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:29,263 And I once watched a bear eat my corpse. 39 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:32,439 The cubs were cute, though, when they joined in. 40 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:48,412 Who's the guy dressed like Frasier? 41 00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:50,197 That's Jay's cousin Sunil. 42 00:01:50,283 --> 00:01:51,633 He just g***t dumped by his girlfriend, 43 00:01:51,763 --> 00:01:53,373 and he's here to bro out with Jay. 44 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:55,549 Yeah, so, unfortunately you won't see the restaurant 45 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,204 up and running this weekend. 46 00:01:57,334 --> 00:01:58,987 Because of the stripper that crashed through the roof? 47 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:01,903 Yeah, it's tragic, but it kind of puts things in perspective. 48 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:03,340 Maybe makes you feel not so bad 49 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:06,037 about Courtney breaking up with you at Benihana? 50 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,692 She thought I wasn't gonna make a scene 51 00:02:07,865 --> 00:02:10,433 in front of a seven-year-old's birthday party. 52 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,132 She was wrong. 53 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:15,873 Oh, God, I miss making a scene. Everyone watching you, scared, 54 00:02:16,004 --> 00:02:18,659 saying, "Alberta, put the gun down." 55 00:02:18,789 --> 00:02:19,747 It's a great way to get attention. 56 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:21,879 Sunil, I love Courtney, 57 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:24,883 but the truth is, she s***s and you can do better. 58 00:02:25,056 --> 00:02:26,014 Hey, Sunil. 59 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:28,191 Oh, hey. So glad you could make it. 60 00:02:29,974 --> 00:02:31,281 And happy St. Patrick's Day. 61 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:33,675 Sam did one of those ancestry websites. 62 00:02:33,805 --> 00:02:35,676 It turns out I'm ten percent Irish. 63 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:37,634 And more Neanderthal than you'd expect, 64 00:02:37,765 --> 00:02:39,246 but they didn't have a T-shirt for that. 65 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:41,682 Oh, uh, Mark wants to see us in the barn. 66 00:02:41,812 --> 00:02:43,771 He has an estimate for the roof repair. 67 00:02:43,901 --> 00:02:45,860 He said he could email it, but he wanted to see 68 00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:49,256 the look on our faces. Do not like the sound of that. 69 00:02:49,385 --> 00:02:50,865 Hey, Sunil, um, you want to come? 70 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:52,475 The police tape's still up. 71 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:55,218 Maybe I could take a picture of you in the chalk outline. 72 00:02:55,348 --> 00:02:57,655 It's really nice of you, Jay, but... 73 00:02:57,786 --> 00:02:59,656 I think I'm just gonna stay here and finish my breakfast. 74 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:03,661 This poor cousin. 75 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:05,401 I was going to make a joke about how bad things are 76 00:03:05,532 --> 00:03:08,056 when a 500-year-old virgin is feeling sorry for you, 77 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,189 but then I restrained myself. 78 00:03:10,319 --> 00:03:12,888 Thank you, Alberta, that's very thoughtful. 79 00:03:12,974 --> 00:03:14,846 Happy St. Patrick's Day! 80 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:18,153 Today my people celebrate by getting very drunk, 81 00:03:18,284 --> 00:03:19,850 instead of just the normal amount. 82 00:03:19,937 --> 00:03:22,680 I can make those jokes now. 83 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:24,334 Yeah, you were really holding back before. 84 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:26,683 Wow, everyone really seems to be 85 00:03:26,814 --> 00:03:28,947 in the St. Paddy's Day spirit around here. 86 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:31,907 Were you... talking to me? 87 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:34,343 Well, I mean, there's no one else in here. 88 00:03:34,474 --> 00:03:36,824 Oh, my God. He can see her? What is happening? 89 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:38,740 Are you a guest? No. 90 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:41,002 I ** not a ghost. 91 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:42,308 He said "guest." 92 00:03:42,438 --> 00:03:46,616 Oh, yes. I ** a guest. Not a ghost. 93 00:03:46,747 --> 00:03:48,575 I-I'm... I'm Sunil. 94 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:51,274 My name is Henrietta. 95 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,668 But they call me Hetty. 96 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:55,538 Oh, uh, could I offer you some coffee or...? 97 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:57,585 - This is so freaking weird. - No, thank you. 98 00:03:57,715 --> 00:04:00,370 Uh, it-it-it-it goes right through me. 99 00:04:00,501 --> 00:04:02,850 Anyway, bye. 100 00:04:02,937 --> 00:04:04,461 Uh, yeah. Bye. 101 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,552 Okay, my initial overture with Chris 102 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:12,252 left something to be desired, but it is a new day. 103 00:04:12,425 --> 00:04:15,558 And I have crafted the perfect opening line... 104 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:19,606 "Hello, Chris. My name is Isaac. 105 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:23,480 - And we are soulmates." - All right, bud. 106 00:04:23,610 --> 00:04:25,221 You're gonna have to take it down a notch. 107 00:04:25,351 --> 00:04:27,353 Remember, as far as this guy knows, 108 00:04:27,483 --> 00:04:28,615 you guys just met. 109 00:04:28,745 --> 00:04:30,617 Imagine if someone that you just met 110 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:33,576 told you they broke off their engagement for you. 111 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:36,231 Hmm. Perhaps it is a bit forward. 112 00:04:36,362 --> 00:04:37,928 Yeah, you just g***t to play it cool. 113 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:39,495 People don't like desperate. 114 00:04:39,582 --> 00:04:41,542 That's why Neil Young always went home alone. 115 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:45,197 "Play it cool." Perhaps I play it cool... 116 00:04:46,197 --> 00:04:47,677 ...as "Ice." 117 00:04:47,808 --> 00:04:49,593 Which is what he thinks my name is. 118 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:54,380 Sup, Chris? How is it hanging? Want to talk pterodactyl? 119 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:56,252 Yeah, I wouldn't bring up dinosaurs right away, either. 120 00:04:56,382 --> 00:04:58,209 Yeah, but we both love dinosaurs. 121 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,649 Again, it's creepy that you know that. 122 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,694 Let him tell you that he loves dinosaurs, 123 00:05:03,824 --> 00:05:07,610 and then you can nerd out over some dino facts or whatever. 124 00:05:07,697 --> 00:05:09,699 I'm gonna tell him that the Spinosaurus is 125 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:11,223 the fastest swimmer. 126 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,487 But first I'm gonna let him come to me 127 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:16,880 because that's how the Iceman does things. 128 00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:19,797 I wouldn't call yourself the Iceman either. 129 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:21,059 The Iceman hears you. 130 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:26,194 This is incredible! You can be seen by the living? 131 00:05:26,281 --> 00:05:27,848 Wait, can you touch stuff? 132 00:05:27,935 --> 00:05:30,112 No, I'm sadly unable to interact with the physical world, 133 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:31,721 which I discovered moments ago 134 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:33,550 after attempting to access Samantha's pill cabinet. 135 00:05:33,723 --> 00:05:35,377 But why? 136 00:05:35,509 -->...