The.Green.Hornet.2011.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:57,014 Daily Sentinel. 2 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,725 One minute, please. 3 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:04,439 The mayor doesn't want the article to print until after the next quarter. 4 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:09,026 Tell the mayor I'm insulted. 5 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:12,613 I'd never jeopardize the journalistic integrity of this newspaper... 6 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:15,158 ...for some rent-a-mayor's political agenda. 7 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:16,367 Very well, Mr.-- 8 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:21,539 So, Britt. 9 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:24,959 Here we are again. 10 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,963 Sent home after another schoolyard fight. 11 00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:31,257 I know you miss your mother. 12 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,050 So do l. 13 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,930 But l have to take care of 750 employees... 14 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,725 ...and you have to take care of yourself. 15 00:01:41,477 --> 00:01:45,605 Still, that seems to be asking too much. 16 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,399 I was trying to stop some bullies and the guy hit me. 17 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:51,152 Trying doesn't matter when you always fail. 18 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,448 No! No! 19 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,788 Do you think it makes me happy to do this? 20 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,623 -Yes! -No, it doesn't. 21 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:07,794 But not a week goes by without you finding yourself in trouble. 22 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,046 If you're doing this for attention... 23 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:12,548 ...you have all that l can afford to give you. 24 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,509 And you're wasting my time. 25 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:49,585 Frank! 26 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,591 No, no. Not you. 27 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:06,978 Have a seat. 28 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:10,648 Either one. They're both very comfortable. 29 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,239 So, what can l do for you? 30 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:19,407 As you know... 31 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:23,953 ...l've worked my entire life, very hard, to achieve one goal. 32 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:26,622 And that goal... 33 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,000 ...which I have, in fact, achieved... 34 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:33,045 ...was to be in charge of all the crime in the city of Los Angeles. 35 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,381 Therefore... 36 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,301 ...the fact that you assume that you can... 37 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,887 ...open this establishment without my permission... 38 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:45,391 ...without payment, and sell narcotics out of it, is completely unacceptable. 39 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:46,559 Really? 40 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:47,935 And, to be honest... 41 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,437 ...quite insulting. 42 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:53,065 Therefore, you must sign over ownership... 43 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,942 ...of this establishment to me... 44 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,153 ...at which time, you become my employees. 45 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:58,613 We're your employees? 46 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,156 Yeah. Or... 47 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:01,699 ...close down permanently. 48 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,200 Choice is yours. 49 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,578 Okay. How do l pronounce your name? 50 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,580 Tchaikovsky? 51 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,040 Chudnofsky. 52 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,791 Char-- Chudofsk-- 53 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,251 Chowdofsky? 54 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:19,425 Chud-nof-sky. 55 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,385 Chudnofsky? 56 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:24,388 All right. Chudnofsky, kiss my a***s. 57 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:28,059 Put your lips to my a***s... 58 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:30,394 ...and kiss it. French kiss it. 59 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,688 Tickle it with your gray whiskers. 60 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:35,066 I g***t bittersweet news for you. 61 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,026 You're washed-up. 62 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,946 You're old. You're boring. You're not scary. 63 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,864 You dress like s***t. 64 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:45,117 It's over for you, okay? That's the bitter news. 65 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,911 Now the sweet news is: 66 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:48,329 You can retire. 67 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,623 You can go play golf... 68 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:54,210 ...eat your dinners at 3:00 in the afternoon... 69 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:59,090 ...play with your grandkids, drink Metamucil, old people s***t. 70 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,509 Okay? Look at me. 71 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,387 I g***t a name people can say. 72 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,305 My name's Danny Clear. 73 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,349 I deal crystal meth. 74 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,477 People call me Crystal Clear. It's easy. 75 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,271 Check out my kick-a***s hangout here. 76 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:17,149 I g***t shitloads of glass everywhere. 77 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,693 I g***t a see-through piano. 78 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:20,903 Look at my boys. 79 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:22,905 They're pimped out. 80 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,407 We g***t Gucci... 81 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:25,908 ...Armani... 82 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:28,327 ...another Gucci, tailor-made. 83 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:33,124 This is what you need to get to the top today. 84 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,750 Not hard work. 85 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:37,211 Not dressing like Disco Santa Claus. 86 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:39,130 You need charisma. 87 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:40,756 You look like my Uncle Greg. 88 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:45,094 A very nice guy, but, you know, he's a dentist. 89 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,472 Now consider this your retirement letter. 90 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:52,309 It's over. 91 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,854 See your way out. 92 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,068 What, you truly don't think I'm scary? 93 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,405 No. 94 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:10,536 Okay, okay, you're scary. 95 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,038 S***t, you're scary. 96 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,247 You just said l'm not. 97 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:14,832 No, no, you are. You are. 98 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,625 What's a "Disco Santa"? 99 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,794 "A Disco Sa--"? l don't know. 100 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:19,962 Sorry. 101 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,464 It was just something stupid. 102 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:22,882 You said I'm boring. 103 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:26,010 My gun has two barrels. That's not boring. 104 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:28,387 And it was very difficult to make. 105 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,182 Answer me! 106 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:32,433 What? 107 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:35,895 What could l do to be more scary? 108 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:37,396 A better name? 109 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:38,314 Cooler name? 110 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:39,732 More color or something. 111 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,111 Maybe you could say something to people... 112 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:45,988 ...before you kill them. But not now. 113 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,949 It's hard to think with this double-barrel in my face. 114 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:49,950 Sorry. 115 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,750 You've given me a lot to think about. 116 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,799 You're not gonna kill me? Oh, l get it. 117 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:08,302 You keep me alive so l can spread your legend. 118 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:11,889 Okay, l'll do that, man. I'll spread your legend. 119 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,933 Hey, you forgot your briefcase. 120 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,215 Let's get this party crazy! 121 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,509 Behold, my lady. 122 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,403 That's the good stuff. 123 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,198 Oh, man. 124 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,411 Good morning.... 125 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:42,665 Ana Lee. 126 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,875 Ana Lee. That's what l meant. 127 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:47,586 Oh, s***t. 128 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,968 Son. This what you want from your life? 129 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,055 This.... 130 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,225 This gives you a sense of fulfillment? 131 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,520 Dad, I told you, tomorrow l'm enrolling... 132 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,730 ...in lTT Technical Institute... 133 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:09,233 ...and l'm gonna fix computers for a living, so-- 134 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:11,777 I spend... 135 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,654 ...all night writing an editorial... 136 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:16,407 ...about the nausea this town has come to inspire. 137 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:19,785 About the corruption, the violence and the decadence... 138 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,705 ...that we've come to expect as part of our daily life. 139 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:25,874 Then l have to turn the page... 140 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,169 ...and see my own son's contribution... 141 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:30,963 ...to this mayhem. 142 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:35,801 Sweet! l'm in the paper? 143 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,469 Now, you may think you're... 144 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,679 ...humiliating me... 145 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,806 ...but you're humiliating yourself. 146 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,809 Sorry. lf you don't like it, just ask them not to print it. 147 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:44,977 It's your newspaper. 148 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,438 I can't, because, unfortunately, it's news. 149 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:48,897 That's a good point. 150 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,941 I kept myself out of the papers for years. 151 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,985 Now do me a favor and do the same. 152 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,320 And l told you... 153 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,406 ...stop taking girls into my garage. 154 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,035 You do it again,...