NCIS S22E12 Fun and Games 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DDP5 1 H 264-FLUX Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:18,103 --> 00:00:19,896 Seriously, man. How hard is it to pick a lock? 2 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,275 If you think it's so easy, 3 00:00:21,379 --> 00:00:22,931 why don't you have a go at it next time? 4 00:00:23,034 --> 00:00:24,551 The plan was simple: Open vault. Steal money. 5 00:00:24,655 --> 00:00:25,931 You couldn't even get past step one. 6 00:00:26,034 --> 00:00:28,000 I was doing fine. You set off the alarm. 7 00:00:28,103 --> 00:00:30,758 Princess NoisyPants over there was trying to have a tea party. 8 00:00:30,862 --> 00:00:34,000 That is no way to address your future queen! 9 00:00:34,103 --> 00:00:36,206 That dragon had enough gold, we would've been set for life. 10 00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:38,413 Well, then maybe taunting it wasn't the best idea. 11 00:00:38,517 --> 00:00:41,137 Guys! The game's over. 12 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:44,034 Ne mon, linguate! 13 00:00:44,137 --> 00:00:47,103 I cast a curse of silence upon thee. 14 00:00:47,206 --> 00:00:49,758 Another word and the great fairy spirit will 15 00:00:49,862 --> 00:00:52,689 take thy breath. 16 00:00:54,034 --> 00:00:54,965 We done? 17 00:00:55,068 --> 00:00:55,965 Yeah. 18 00:00:56,068 --> 00:00:57,103 Great. 19 00:00:57,206 --> 00:00:59,172 See you all next week. 20 00:01:05,068 --> 00:01:07,517 "I cast a curse of silence upon you." 21 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:09,172 Yeah, right. Get real. 22 00:01:09,275 --> 00:01:11,793 Curse of silence isn't even in the fairy spell book. 23 00:01:11,896 --> 00:01:15,655 How hard is it? Open vault. Steal m-- 24 00:02:10,068 --> 00:02:11,310 Thank you for the call. 25 00:02:11,413 --> 00:02:14,517 I'm always happy to talk to a fan. Yeah. 26 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:16,482 - Who are you texting? - What? 27 00:02:16,586 --> 00:02:19,068 Well, you're grinning like a boy who just g***t a puppy. 28 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:21,793 Your sister, uh, wants me to ask you, 29 00:02:21,896 --> 00:02:24,068 what happened with Alex McGreevy 30 00:02:24,172 --> 00:02:26,172 at the eighth-grade science fair. 31 00:02:26,275 --> 00:02:29,517 Okay, first off, Alex McGreevy is an idiot. 32 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:31,000 And second, he... 33 00:02:32,896 --> 00:02:34,931 Oh, no, no, no. I'm not doing this. 34 00:02:35,034 --> 00:02:36,724 This is exactly what I was afraid of 35 00:02:36,827 --> 00:02:38,758 when the two of you - started dating. -Thank you so much. 36 00:02:38,862 --> 00:02:40,172 I g***t to go. 37 00:02:41,965 --> 00:02:43,551 NCIS. This is McGee. 38 00:02:43,655 --> 00:02:44,827 Someone forward the switchboard 39 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:46,137 - to his desk or something? - Better. 40 00:02:46,241 --> 00:02:49,034 The next Thom E. Gemcity book just g***t leaked. 41 00:02:49,137 --> 00:02:50,896 - Oh. - Yeah, it's been like this all morning. 42 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,310 Yeah, I think that was me. 43 00:02:52,413 --> 00:02:54,310 Well, that is, uh, very generous of you. 44 00:02:54,413 --> 00:02:56,206 Uh, I'm your manager, so I get ten percent. 45 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:59,413 But, uh, I ** not looking for new representation currently. 46 00:02:59,517 --> 00:03:01,137 Thank you. 47 00:03:06,689 --> 00:03:09,310 Told you giving an advance copy to that Marine's agent 48 00:03:09,413 --> 00:03:11,000 last Christmas was not a good idea. 49 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:12,413 Oh, come on! People wouldn't be calling 50 00:03:12,517 --> 00:03:13,827 if they didn't like it. 51 00:03:13,931 --> 00:03:16,586 So, who was it? A publisher? Agent? 52 00:03:16,689 --> 00:03:18,275 Ooh, Tom Clancy's lawyers? 53 00:03:18,379 --> 00:03:20,344 I'm just not ready for it to be out yet, you know? 54 00:03:20,448 --> 00:03:22,206 - I mean, it needs a rewrite. -I mean, 55 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:23,965 if you have enough "Rick Soares" in there, how bad can it be? 56 00:03:24,068 --> 00:03:25,172 I already told you, 57 00:03:25,275 --> 00:03:26,931 any similarities to actual persons, 58 00:03:27,034 --> 00:03:28,517 living or dead, is purely coincidental. 59 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:30,206 - Tell that to, uh, Pimmy Jalmer. -I just, 60 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:32,275 I want it to have depth, you know, more depth. 61 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,103 You know who had depth? Kenny Rogers. 62 00:03:34,206 --> 00:03:35,482 The chicken guy? 63 00:03:35,586 --> 00:03:36,931 Yeah, I was listening to "The Gambler" on the way in. 64 00:03:37,034 --> 00:03:38,206 He had a whole life philosophy 65 00:03:38,310 --> 00:03:39,827 - going on there. -Yeah, I'm more 66 00:03:39,931 --> 00:03:41,137 of an "Islands in the Stream" guy, myself. 67 00:03:41,241 --> 00:03:43,206 Of course you are. 68 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,724 Parker. 69 00:03:44,827 --> 00:03:48,896 Gotcha, we're on our way. Body. Alexandria. 70 00:03:51,034 --> 00:03:53,172 There is enough Rick Soares, in there right? 71 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:54,827 Don't play with me. 72 00:03:56,448 --> 00:03:57,689 All right. 73 00:03:57,793 --> 00:03:59,724 Okay. 74 00:03:59,827 --> 00:04:02,172 Yeah. Thank you. 75 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:03,862 Here's what I g***t so far. 76 00:04:03,965 --> 00:04:06,758 Local PD g***t a call about 6:30 this morning. 77 00:04:06,862 --> 00:04:08,586 Victim's name is Victor Chan, 78 00:04:08,689 --> 00:04:11,758 Marine Corps reservist and data scientist at Quantico. 79 00:04:11,862 --> 00:04:14,310 FBI have a new "barbarian" division I'm not aware of? 80 00:04:14,413 --> 00:04:15,827 Did you guys know that in Ancient Greece, 81 00:04:15,931 --> 00:04:17,482 the word "barbarian" just meant "different"? 82 00:04:17,586 --> 00:04:20,068 As in someone who didn't observe local customs? 83 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:21,931 I'm pretty sure wearing animal fur and a tunic 84 00:04:22,034 --> 00:04:23,655 isn't the custom anywhere in the lower 48. 85 00:04:23,758 --> 00:04:24,931 I'm not sure he was driving. 86 00:04:25,034 --> 00:04:26,517 What is he, six-five? 87 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:27,896 - Yeah, give or take. -Well, the driver's seat 88 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,172 and the mirrors are set up 89 00:04:29,275 --> 00:04:30,586 for somebody about a foot shorter. 90 00:04:30,689 --> 00:04:32,034 It doesn't look like he braced for impact. 91 00:04:32,137 --> 00:04:33,586 Uh, so someone drove him out here, 92 00:04:33,689 --> 00:04:35,965 set him up behind the wheel, pushed it down the hill? 93 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:37,689 Then took off on foot. 94 00:04:37,793 --> 00:04:39,689 I g***t footprints back at the road. 95 00:04:39,793 --> 00:04:40,965 Still doesn't explain the outfit. 96 00:04:41,068 --> 00:04:42,551 This might help... 97 00:04:42,655 --> 00:04:44,517 Let me see that. 98 00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:47,310 Wow. A lot of D20s in here. 99 00:04:47,413 --> 00:04:48,482 Twenty-sided dice. 100 00:04:48,586 --> 00:04:50,827 Used in tabletop role-playing games. 101 00:04:50,931 --> 00:04:52,655 Actually some really nice ones in here. 102 00:04:52,758 --> 00:04:55,448 These look like they are resin-made... McGee, McGee, McGee... 103 00:04:55,965 --> 00:04:57,068 Man, you're way cooler than that. 104 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:58,172 Well, looks like Chan was 105 00:04:58,275 --> 00:04:59,551 on his way home from a night 106 00:04:59,655 --> 00:05:01,068 of make-believe adventure. 107 00:05:01,172 --> 00:05:03,620 I wonder if someone took things a little too seriously. 108 00:05:03,724 --> 00:05:04,827 Judging by the outfit, 109 00:05:04,931 --> 00:05:06,310 I'd say that answer is yes. 110 00:05:06,413 --> 00:05:07,620 I was talking about the killer. 111 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,827 Okay, first step: let's find out 112 00:05:09,931 --> 00:05:11,896 where Conan here was last night. 113 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,482 He was with me. At my place. 114 00:05:13,586 --> 00:05:15,241 Kasie? How did you...?KASIE: I g***t the Bandium alert 115 00:05:15,344 --> 00:05:18,068 on my way to work, but it has to be a mistake, okay? 116 00:05:18,172 --> 00:05:21,000 Because Victor was fine When he left my... 117 00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:29,241 D***n. 118 00:05:38,896 --> 00:05:40,862 - How's Kasie doing? -Well, she lost a friend. 119 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,482 So she's taking it pretty bad. 120 00:05:42,586 --> 00:05:45,551 So it turns out Victor Chan was a Renaissance man. 121 00:05:45,655 --> 00:05:47,793 - Like, for real. -Graduate degrees 122 00:05:47,896 --> 00:05:50,137 in computer science and art history. 123 00:05:52,344 --> 00:05:54,655 Chan was also a member of MENSA 124 00:05:54,758 --> 00:05:56,586 and the D.C. Model Train Society. 125 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,413 And for the past six years, 126 00:05:58,517 --> 00:06:00,896 he has been an analyst for the FBI Crime Lab. 127 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,103 This guy is a forensic scientist? 128 00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:04,931 Well, according to Kasie, everyone in the party was. 129 00:06:05,758 --> 00:06:07,413 Not a group you want to play Clue with. 130 00:06:07,517 --> 00:06:09,551 At least one friendly face in the mix. 131 00:06:09,655 --> 00:06:12,448 Wait, Kasie had a forensics party with Carol 132 00:06:12,551 --> 00:06:13,724 and I wasn't invited? 133 00:06:13,827 --> 00:06:15,413 Not gonna lie, that kind of hurts. 134 00:06:15,517 --> 00:06:16,413 Probably better you weren't there. 135...