Kids.Vs..Aliens.2022.1080p.BluRay.x264.AAC5.1-ESub-English Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:08,890 --> 00:01:10,820 How much longer till we go home? 2 00:01:11,020 --> 00:01:13,590 Captain decides when we go home! 3 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:16,900 Can you go ask him? 4 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,740 Jesus Christ! 5 00:01:19,940 --> 00:01:22,260 No one's gonna ask the captain what time they can go home! 6 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:23,270 G***t it, kid? 7 00:01:23,470 --> 00:01:24,790 Jesus. 8 00:01:24,990 --> 00:01:26,490 Empty. 9 00:01:26,690 --> 00:01:28,530 G***t to soak them again, Cap! 10 00:01:28,730 --> 00:01:30,960 Gonna be a long one tonight, boys. 11 00:01:38,490 --> 00:01:40,270 Mother of Jesus. 12 00:01:41,410 --> 00:01:43,550 - What the f***k? - Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. 13 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:45,460 What the f***k's that? 14 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:48,020 Get the f***k down! 15 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,370 F***k! 16 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:55,520 You boys all right? 17 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:58,340 What the f***k was that?! 18 00:01:58,540 --> 00:02:00,260 I don't know. 19 00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:08,310 What do you think it is? 20 00:02:08,510 --> 00:02:10,400 I don't think it's a plane. 21 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,660 I don't think we should be here. 22 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:16,620 Boys, we're... we're getting out of here. 23 00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:20,060 - Aaah! - Bruce! 24 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:21,410 Bruce! 25 00:02:21,610 --> 00:02:22,840 Bruce! 26 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,720 Bruce! 27 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:27,930 Bruce! 28 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,330 Bruce! 29 00:02:30,530 --> 00:02:32,420 Aah! 30 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:33,860 Jimmy! 31 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:35,200 Jimmy! 32 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:38,290 J-Jimmy! 33 00:02:40,590 --> 00:02:42,390 J-Jimmy? 34 00:02:42,590 --> 00:02:43,680 Jim? 35 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:47,310 Who's out there?! 36 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:02,530 There's Dinos dead ahead! 37 00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:09,930 Fire the laser cannon! 38 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:15,110 - Yeah! - Yeah! 39 00:03:18,930 --> 00:03:20,380 There's Dinos dead ahead. 40 00:03:20,580 --> 00:03:23,160 - Let's teach them how to die. - You'll die this time! 41 00:03:25,810 --> 00:03:28,390 This Dino spine is mine! 42 00:03:28,590 --> 00:03:32,610 Aaaaah! 43 00:03:32,810 --> 00:03:34,270 Let's go berserk! 44 00:03:34,470 --> 00:03:38,610 Yeah! 45 00:03:39,570 --> 00:03:42,480 Your Dino treachery ends here! 46 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,230 No! No! 47 00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:53,070 Stop! Stop it! 48 00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:54,460 Stop! Stop! 49 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:05,990 It's the Dino Sorcerer. 50 00:04:06,190 --> 00:04:09,430 Prepare to die, you human fleshbags! 51 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:11,350 - Eat him alive! - Yeah! 52 00:04:19,870 --> 00:04:21,700 Do a dropkick! 53 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:23,920 Aaah! 54 00:04:26,050 --> 00:04:28,140 Yeah! Ha ha! 55 00:04:29,090 --> 00:04:32,020 Your space magic doesn't scare me. 56 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:33,760 Then clearly you don't understand 57 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,850 the true power of the crystal. 58 00:04:36,050 --> 00:04:37,500 Give me the crystal! 59 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:38,890 Never! 60 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:46,820 You should have stayed extinct. 61 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,910 S***t. 62 00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:50,650 Gary, this is stupid. 63 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:52,126 What? What are you talking about? 64 00:04:52,150 --> 00:04:53,820 Yeah. What's wrong? 65 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:56,260 This is so... like... 66 00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:58,086 I g***t to shoot him in the head? That's it? 67 00:04:58,110 --> 00:04:59,660 Why does he get a sword and I don't? 68 00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:02,310 Well, first of all, you have a gun, stupid. 69 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:03,790 Guns are better than swords. 70 00:05:03,990 --> 00:05:06,310 And, two, you're a girl. You don't use swords. 71 00:05:06,510 --> 00:05:08,620 Um, that's not true. Girls totally use swords. 72 00:05:08,820 --> 00:05:09,930 I kick a***s with a sword. 73 00:05:10,130 --> 00:05:12,100 Well, guess what. One, I don't care. 74 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:14,620 Two, I'm the director, so that's just how it's going to be. 75 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:17,240 And three, we need to get the shot before it gets dark. 76 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,500 So come on. Let's shoot this thing. 77 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:21,590 Okay. Action! 78 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:23,900 You should have stayed extinct. 79 00:05:25,230 --> 00:05:26,860 Holy s***t. Are you okay? 80 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,080 Ow! What the f***k? 81 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:30,080 Who threw a beer bottle at me?! 82 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,770 I did. 83 00:05:31,970 --> 00:05:33,040 You little piss trap. 84 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,780 This would be a great place to party. 85 00:05:35,980 --> 00:05:38,520 Oh, f***g teenagers. 86 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,086 I always thought this place was abandoned. 87 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:41,670 - It's Billy McDougal! Run! - Holy s***t. 88 00:05:42,770 --> 00:05:44,000 Guys, guys! 89 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:50,140 Are you f***g serious? You ruined the f***g movie! 90 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:52,340 Get out of our clubhouse, and stop smoking in here. 91 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,800 This place is a f***g dump. 92 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,450 I'm gonna put this clown to sleep. 93 00:05:56,650 --> 00:05:58,240 No, Miles, don't. 94 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,020 Yeah, kick his a***s! 95 00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:02,810 Yeah, smile when I knock your f***g mouth out. 96 00:06:03,010 --> 00:06:04,630 Get him! 97 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:06,590 Hey, whoa, whoa. Oh! 98 00:06:06,790 --> 00:06:08,330 Stop! Stop it! 99 00:06:08,530 --> 00:06:10,070 - F***k off! - Leave him alone. 100 00:06:15,460 --> 00:06:16,690 I'm serious. 101 00:06:16,890 --> 00:06:18,690 Knock it off. 102 00:06:18,890 --> 00:06:19,950 F***k off, man. 103 00:06:20,150 --> 00:06:22,430 I said knock it off! 104 00:06:22,630 --> 00:06:23,740 F***k, man. 105 00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:25,130 Get the f***k off me! Jesus. 106 00:06:25,330 --> 00:06:28,180 Hey, please use your brain next time. 107 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:30,880 - You good, man? - Yeah, I'm fine. 108 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,270 Hey, haven't I seen you at school before? 109 00:06:33,470 --> 00:06:35,060 Oh, come on. 110 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:37,410 You have. 111 00:06:37,610 --> 00:06:38,840 Yeah. 112 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,020 Pretty girl like you. How could I not? 113 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:44,230 Why the f***k are you hanging out with these losers anyway? 114 00:06:45,450 --> 00:06:48,850 Um, well, he's my brother, 115 00:06:49,050 --> 00:06:50,850 those are his friends, and they're not losers. 116 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,030 Okay? 117 00:06:52,230 --> 00:06:53,770 Um 118 00:06:53,970 --> 00:06:58,200 Why don't you have friends your own age? 119 00:06:59,380 --> 00:07:02,080 I do. I'm just babysitting them. 120 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,820 Babysitting? 121 00:07:05,020 --> 00:07:06,660 You wanted to be in our movie, didn't you? 122 00:07:07,430 --> 00:07:09,150 - Stop it. - Why are you telling me to stop? 123 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,560 - Please. - You g***t a boyfriend, Sam? 124 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,310 No. 125 00:07:16,510 --> 00:07:18,190 You f***g anybody? 126 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:20,690 Stop. 127 00:07:20,870 --> 00:07:22,100 Gross. 128 00:07:23,830 --> 00:07:26,450 She's not your type, Billy. She's still a kid. 129 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,150 Look at how she dresses. 130 00:07:34,190 --> 00:07:37,150 Sam's way cooler than you, you troglodytes. 131 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:39,850 What's a troglodyte? 132 00:07:40,810 --> 00:07:42,170 Oh, it's like a... Like a caveman. 133 00:07:42,370 --> 00:07:45,260 It's calling them, like, underdeveloped, stupid. 134 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:47,650 - That's you guys. - Why the f***k are we still here? 135 00:07:47,850 --> 00:07:49,820 This s***t is lame. Let's dip. 136 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:53,870 Yeah, run away. 137 00:07:54,070 --> 00:07:55,740 I hope to see you around, Sam. 138 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:04,060 They're lucky I didn't leave them in a pile of blood. 139 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:05,840 Yeah, those guys are assholes. 140 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,840 Yeah, they weren't very nice. 141 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:11,240 Come on, Jack. Say something meaner. 142 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,200 They were dumb. 143 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,850 Divers are still searching for three fishermen 144 00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:19,810 whose boat was found adrift earlier this week. 145 00:08:20,010 --> 00:08:23,080 Many people reported seeing a fiery object 146 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,820 fall from the sky that same evening. 147 00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:28,390 It is unknown if the two events are related, 148 00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:32,910 but police are asking for any witnesses to come forward. 149 00:08:33,110 --> 00:08:37,350 In other news, Halloween is only two days away. 150 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:40,090 Do you know what costume you'll be wearing? 151 00:08:40,290 --> 00:08:43,580 Coming up, we've g***t some great ideas. 152 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,670 Sam, why do you always lock your door? 153 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,030...