Monk.S01E01-E02.Mr.Monk.Meets.the.Candidate.1080p.WEBRip.10Bit.DDP2.0.H265-d3g_track3_eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:46,647 THE STOVE. 2 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,749 OVER HERE, IT'S IN THE KITCHEN. 3 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,384 NO, I MEAN MY STOVE. 4 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:51,485 I THINK I LEFT IT ON. 5 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:52,520 IT'S OKAY. 6 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,590 I CHECKED IT AS WE WERE LEAVING. 7 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:57,791 ARE YOU SURE? DID YOU TURN THE KNOB? 8 00:00:57,825 --> 00:00:59,593 YEAH. 9 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:01,129 THE LITTLE KNOB, THOUGH. 10 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:02,663 I TURNED ALL THE KNOBS. 11 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,632 THE STOVE WAS OFF, ADRIAN. 12 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:07,501 EXCUSE ME, SIR, WE BELIEVE IT WAS A BURGLARY GONE SOUR. 13 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:09,270 SHE WALKED IN. SHE SURPRISED HIM. 14 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:10,438 HE PANICKED. NO. 15 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:11,605 HE G***T A KNIFE FROM THE KITCHEN... 16 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:14,342 NO, NO. NO. 17 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:16,144 NO, NO, THIS WAS NO BURGLARY. 18 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:16,977 IT WASN'T? 19 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,512 HE TRIED TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ONE. 20 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:20,614 BUT THIS GUY WAS COLD AS ICE. 21 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:24,485 HE WORE HER SLIPPERS 22 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,720 TO AVOID LEAVING SHOEPRINTS. 23 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:30,724 NOT SOMETHING YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD CRACK HEAD IS PRONE TO DO. 24 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:31,892 ADRIAN. 25 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,827 ADRIAN. 26 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,605 WHEN HE WAS IN HERE, HE WAS WAITING. 27 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:45,639 WAITING FOR WHAT? 28 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:47,775 YOU KNOW, FOR HER. 29 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:50,711 HE WAS HERE AT LEAST AN HOUR. 30 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,780 HE WAS SMOKING. 31 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,648 YOU CAN STILL SMELL IT ON THE CURTAINS. 32 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:57,451 MENTHOLS. 33 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:58,586 SALEMS. 34 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:01,822 POSSIBLY NEWPORTS. 35 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:02,590 MAYBE SHE WAS THE SMOKER. 36 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,758 NO, NO, SHE WAS A DUTCH CALVINIST. 37 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:05,759 THEY DON'T SMOKE. 38 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,661 THEY CONSIDER THEIR BODIES TO BE 39 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:10,731 A HOLY, A HOLY CHALICE OF-- 40 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:12,866 I'M SORRY, I'M HAVING TROUBLE CONCENTRATING 41 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,702 BECAUSE I THINK I SMELL GAS. 42 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:15,936 DID YOU HEAR THE CLICK? 43 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,938 BECAUSE YOU GOTTA HEAR THE CLICK, NOT JUST FEEL THE CLICK. 44 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,407 HEAR IT. 45 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:26,947 ANYWAY, UH, AFTER HE KILLED MISS UH-- 46 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,816 NICOLE VASQUES, 25. 47 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,851 YEAH, MISS VASQUES, 48 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,453 HE HUNG AROUND. 49 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,754 HE WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING. 50 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,856 LOOKING FOR WHAT? 51 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,526 I DON'T KNOW. 52 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:41,595 HE CHECKED SOMETHING ON HER COMPUTER. 53 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:43,564 HE COULD HAVE ERASED A FILE. 54 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:44,765 ANYTHING ELSE? 55 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:45,799 YES, HE'S TALL. 56 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,602 HE'S, UH, 6'3", MAYBE 6'4". 57 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:50,404 WHAT ABOUT, WHAT ABOUT THE PILOT LIGHT? 58 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:51,772 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IT GOES OUT. 59 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:52,906 THE PILOT LIGHT IS FINE. IT'S FINE. 60 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,642 DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME IT ALMOST WENT OUT? 61 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,710 DO YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CITY 62 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,246 AND CHECK THE STOVE? 63 00:02:58,279 --> 00:02:59,547 NO. I MEAN, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME TO DO? 64 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:00,748 NO, NO, NO. 65 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:03,851 WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? 66 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:04,852 THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 67 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:08,889 OH, EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN, JUST ONE SECOND, OKAY? 68 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:11,559 WHO'S SHE? 69 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:12,760 JUST HIS NURSE. 70 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,595 FORGET ABOUT THE D***N STOVE, OKAY? 71 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:15,729 YOU ARE ON A JOB HERE. 72 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,398 YOU'RE A PRIVATE CONSULTANT. 73 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:18,899 I KNOW, BUT I SMELLED IT. 74 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,401 YOU GOTTA SHUT UP. 75 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:21,835 THE DEPARTMENT THINKS YOU'RE NUTS. 76 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,437 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET REINSTATED, 77 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:25,239 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET HIRED AGAIN, 78 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:27,341 AND WE ARE BOTH GONNA BE UNEMPLOYED. 79 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:30,711 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF WHAT I ** SAYING? 80 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:37,618 NOW PULL YOUR TWISTED SELF TOGETHER. 81 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,487 CONCENTRATE AND BE BRILLIANT. 82 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,357 YOU'RE BRILLIANT. 83 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,826 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 84 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:48,462 I'M SURE THAT YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THAT? 85 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:49,830 I MEAN, ABOUT THE COMPUTER. 86 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,399 IT'S PATENTLY OBVIOUS, ISN'T IT? 87 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:53,000 THERE ARE NO PRINTS ON THE KEYBOARD, NOT EVEN HERS. 88 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,935 WHY? HE USED IT. 89 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,337 HE WIPED 'EM CLEAN. 90 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:59,039 RIGHT, AND YOU SAID THAT HE WAS TALL. 91 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,741 WELL THE VICTIM'S SHORT. 92 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:03,411 MAYBE 5'4". 93 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:04,512 LOOK AT THE CHAIR. 94 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,514 IT'S LOWERED ALMOST ALL THE WAY. 95 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:07,515 WOW. 96 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:08,549 WE'VE BEEN HERE ALL MORNING. 97 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,750 AND NOBODY EVEN NOTICED THAT. 98 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:10,851 WELL. 99 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,453 SIR, IF YOU CAN STICK AROUND FOR A BIT, 100 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:13,787 THE CORONER'S ON HIS WAY; WE SHOULD HAVE A-- 101 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:14,922 NO, I'M SORRY I GOTTA GO. 102 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,824 I'M PRETTY SURE I SMELL GAS. 103 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,025 GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND US. 104 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:19,360 (Sharona) JUST CALL. 105 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,864 SO THAT'S THE FAMOUS ADRIAN MONK? 106 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,967 YEAH, THE LIVING LEGEND. 107 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:37,044 WOULD YOU CALL THAT LIVING? 108 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:46,854 WOULD YOU CALL THAT LIVING? 109 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:51,492 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40. 110 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:54,495 DOC, I'M FEELING GREAT. 111 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:57,030 DR. KROGER. I'M FEELING GREAT, DR. KROGER. 112 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,901 YOU CAN'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF. 113 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,371 JUST YOU GO WITH THE FLOW. 114 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,342 IT'S A NEW ME. 115 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:09,643 IT'S A WHOLE NEW ME. 116 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:13,647 THANKS TO YOU. I OWE IT ALL TO YOU. 117 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,583 FEEL LIKE I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE. 118 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,421 I OWE IT ALL TO YOU, DOC. 119 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:24,758 I TOOK YOUR ADVICE, DOC. 120 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:28,462 I'M GOING WITH THE FLOW. 121 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,642 SO. 122 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,877 GOING WITH THE FLOW? 123 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:46,113 [laughter] 124 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,881 GOOD, GOOD FOR YOU. 125 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:52,420 YOU'VE BEEN WHAT, DOING SOME CONSULTING? 126 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:53,554 YEAH, IN SANTA CLARA. 127 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:57,558 I HAVE AN OLD FRIEND THERE WHO'S A SECOND LIEUTENANT, 128 00:05:57,591 --> 00:06:00,494 AND CALLED ME IN. 129 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:03,964 WELL, HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 130 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:06,800 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, BEING CALLED IN? 131 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,569 IT FEELS GREAT. 132 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:12,473 FEELS LIKE OLD TIMES. 133 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:16,777 BACK IN THE SADDLE. 134 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,112 [laughter] 135 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,616 YOU THINK YOU'RE READY TO GO BACK FULL TIME? 136 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,785 NO, I DON'T MEAN CONSULTING. 137 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:27,488 YOU KNOW, I MEAN BACK ON THE FORCE. 138 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:28,689 DEFINITELY. 139 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,724 ABSOLUTELY. 140 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,059 DO YOU THINK I'M READY? 141 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:34,962 THAT'S-- THAT'S THE QUESTION. 142 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:37,765 ARE YOU OKAY? 143 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:39,700 YEAH, I'M FINE. 144 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,736 BUT YOU KEEP LOOKING AT THE PILLOW. 145 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:43,871 IF YOU WANT TO FIX THE PILLOW, IT'S OKAY. 146 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:44,972 YOU COULD FIX THE PILLOW. 147 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,807 NO, NO, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT-- 148 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,142 NO, I'M FINE. 149 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,178 HOW ARE YOU SLEEPING? 150 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:53,514 ARE YOU STILL HAVING THOSE DREAMS? 151 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:57,618 WELL, TRUDY AND I WERE MARRIED FOR...