Kate England bro viagra problem Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 You're f***g dead now. 2 00:00:02,020 --> 00:00:06,420 It's been about, what, two, three hours, I'd say. 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,039 It's been good. 4 00:00:08,620 --> 00:00:12,280 What the hell ** I going to do with this f***g thing? 5 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:17,060 Well, I really don't want to go to the hospital. 6 00:00:17,820 --> 00:00:23,780 And there's no one else here besides maybe Kate can help me out. Kate! 7 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:25,480 What do you want? 8 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:26,920 I need you to help me out. 9 00:00:27,620 --> 00:00:28,620 With what? 10 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,200 I g***t a pretty big problem. 11 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:36,860 I did something bad. 12 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,320 Okay. Do I want to know? 13 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:44,880 I mean, the only reason I'm telling you is because you might be able to help. 14 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:47,620 That's my problem. 15 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,200 I kind of dipped into... 16 00:01:03,799 --> 00:01:05,519 take Viagra if you don't have a girl over? 17 00:01:05,980 --> 00:01:11,340 I didn't think it would last this long, but it's been like three, three and a 18 00:01:11,340 --> 00:01:12,340 half hours now. 19 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:13,420 That's cool. 20 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 That was not cool! 21 00:01:16,540 --> 00:01:17,540 That's your problem. 22 00:01:17,740 --> 00:01:24,000 Yeah, I know it's my problem, but I was like, maybe she can help me out just a 23 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,960 little bit, and then maybe it'll go away. Because I haven't had any female 24 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,740 stimulation since I took it. 25 00:01:32,039 --> 00:01:34,720 Well, you can wait till mom and dad get home, and then they can take you to the 26 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,440 hospital. I don't want to go to the hospital! 27 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,320 That's embarrassing! 28 00:01:38,820 --> 00:01:41,260 Well, then go walk outside and find someone to help you out. 29 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:45,140 You want me to just pick up some random stranger and have him help me out with 30 00:01:45,140 --> 00:01:46,280 this? Really? 31 00:01:46,660 --> 00:01:47,760 Let them learn, right? 32 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:49,060 Let them learn my a***s. 33 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:51,440 Can you just help me out with this, please? 34 00:01:51,740 --> 00:01:52,740 What do you want me to do? 35 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,240 I don't know. Like, use your hand or something. 36 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:57,640 That's weird. 37 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:02,160 I mean, I wouldn't ask unless I really... really needed help. 38 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:04,380 Why can't you use your hand? 39 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:05,800 I tried already. 40 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,400 Didn't work. 41 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:12,120 Let me see. I think it's plumbing. 42 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:13,580 What? 43 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:15,920 Let me see. 44 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:18,900 Man, 45 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:23,079 that s***s. 46 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:27,460 Yeah. You should be more careful next time. I'm not going to take it anymore. 47 00:02:28,220 --> 00:02:30,580 So, can you help me out? 48 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:35,680 No. I'm just going to sit here and laugh. You're just going to sit here and 49 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:36,579 laugh? 50 00:02:36,580 --> 00:02:37,580 Help me out. 51 00:02:37,780 --> 00:02:38,780 What are you supposed to do? 52 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,320 They're going to walk in and I'm going to have to be all embarrassed. 53 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,360 Natalie, you're sitting in here especially. 54 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:44,600 I'm going to tell them anyway. 55 00:02:46,940 --> 00:02:47,940 What ** I supposed to do? 56 00:02:48,220 --> 00:02:49,220 I'm not going to laugh at all. 57 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:52,960 That's really your only option. 58 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:57,200 Because none of my friends would ever come over and do you. 59 00:02:58,420 --> 00:02:59,420 That's great. 60 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,720 Are you going to help me out or not? 61 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:09,780 Well, you're supposed to be like, yeah. 62 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,300 I'm not touching my brother's d***k. 63 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:14,280 What ** I supposed to do then? 64 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:17,460 You do it. 65 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:18,780 I'm not going to do anything. 66 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:20,020 I'll instruct you. 67 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,820 No. Yeah. No, it's happening. 68 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,280 No? No. 69 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:28,480 Help me out. God d***n. 70 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,760 All right, so you want me to jerk you off? 71 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,660 Yeah. That's it. Yeah. 72 00:03:36,180 --> 00:03:37,380 Is that too much to ask? 73 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:40,220 It's weird. 74 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,720 And if I did do it, I'd sit like this. 75 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,380 Can you put a bag over your head or something? 76 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,400 No. 77 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:50,640 I could put a pillow over my head. 78 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:53,260 That might work. 79 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:57,960 Oh my god. 80 00:04:00,820 --> 00:04:01,820 I need help. 81 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,980 Okay, I'll help you. It looks painful. 82 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:19,320 You're supposed to have a pillow on your head. 83 00:04:19,899 --> 00:04:20,899 Okay, fine. 84 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:24,300 Put the pillow on my head. 85 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:35,820 Um, so how long is this gonna take? 86 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:39,700 As long as it takes, I guess. 87 00:04:40,260 --> 00:04:41,260 I don't know. 88 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,820 I'm really not sure what to do at this point. 89 00:04:53,930 --> 00:04:55,570 Like do you use lube or anything? 90 00:04:55,830 --> 00:04:59,710 Like this is... I don't know. 91 00:05:02,590 --> 00:05:03,670 I guess not. 92 00:05:13,330 --> 00:05:14,330 I don't know. 93 00:05:14,370 --> 00:05:15,229 I don't know. 94 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:15,589 I don't know. 95 00:05:15,590 --> 00:05:16,049 I don't know. 96 00:05:16,050 --> 00:05:17,090 I don't know. 97 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:20,190 I don't know. 98 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:41,170 They're working? 99 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,050 Kind of. 100 00:06:40,350 --> 00:06:41,450 I'm trying not to pee. 101 00:06:44,390 --> 00:06:47,850 Look, I g***t places to go, so tell me how to speed this along. 102 00:06:48,570 --> 00:06:53,490 I don't know, maybe we just have to take it up a notch. 103 00:06:59,830 --> 00:07:01,470 You're already pretending I'm somebody else. 104 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:43,540 You don't have any lube. 105 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:46,120 Uh -uh. Lube? Nope. 106 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:54,200 Okay. 107 00:07:56,560 --> 00:08:01,440 You are... that guy in class. 108 00:08:03,220 --> 00:08:04,280 You're Derek. 109 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,180 Shut up. Okay. 110 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:07,460 Okay? 111 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:30,930 Is that doing any good? 112 00:09:31,550 --> 00:09:32,550 Derek? 113 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,440 No, thank you. 114 00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:45,270 You should hurry up. 115 00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:48,670 Maybe you could, uh, sit on it? 116 00:13:50,650 --> 00:13:52,190 What? I don't know. 117 00:13:53,130 --> 00:13:54,270 Maybe s***k the wood. 118 00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:56,830 You want me to s***k the wood? 119 00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:05,730 What do I get out of this? 120 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,570 Well, you're not going to answer this. 121 00:14:10,490 --> 00:14:11,630 That's a weird question. 122 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:13,290 I'm not answering it. 123 00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:21,860 I'll take that as a yes, so... Might as well enjoy yourself too, right? 124 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:31,960 Yeah. 125 00:14:59,510 --> 00:15:04,410 I'm just trying to do all the options I can. 126 00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:06,290 And go on notes. 127 00:15:07,010 --> 00:15:08,010 Obviously. 128 00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:21,910 At least taking the top off 129 00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:56,210 Mm -hmm. 130 00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:07,730 What? 131 00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:08,990 Take those off, too. 132 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,290 Oh, you want it all off? 133 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:14,350 Not if you want to do it without on. 134 00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:16,370 Just like this. 135 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,920 Do you want me to put the pillow back on? 136 00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:56,980 Yes. 137 00:29:59,180 --> 00:30:00,180 Mm -hmm. 138 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,300 I can feel it starting to go down already. 139 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Ah, f***k. 140 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:09,900 Definitely keep this between us. 141 00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:11,140 Uh, yeah. 142 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:12,980 Yeah. Yeah. 143 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,000 Okay, let's get this over with. 144 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,400 Okay.