Monk s07e11 Mr. Monk on Wheels.eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:30,033 --> 00:00:32,947 What happened, are you okay? What's wrong? 2 00:00:33,429 --> 00:00:34,962 I stepped on something. 3 00:00:35,087 --> 00:00:37,923 It crackled when I stepped on it. Then it sort of smooshed. 4 00:00:38,270 --> 00:00:40,382 Then there was this tiny pop. What is it? 5 00:00:41,173 --> 00:00:43,139 - What is it? - You mean what was it? 6 00:00:43,265 --> 00:00:45,273 - Do something. Do something! - All right. 7 00:00:45,398 --> 00:00:47,382 I'm taking off your shoe, I'll wipe it off. 8 00:00:47,507 --> 00:00:50,256 - No, just throw it away. - I'm not going to throw it away. 9 00:00:50,443 --> 00:00:51,601 Throw it. 10 00:00:52,725 --> 00:00:54,384 - Did you see that? - See what? 11 00:00:54,509 --> 00:00:56,846 - God, are you okay? - What are you doing, Natalie? 12 00:00:57,016 --> 00:01:00,440 - Well, he might need help. - No, he's fine. I can see it from here. 13 00:01:01,501 --> 00:01:05,165 None of our business. Okay, come back here. I command you. 14 00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:06,886 - Are you okay? - What about me? 15 00:01:07,011 --> 00:01:09,566 - I must've hit a pothole. - What about me? 16 00:01:09,924 --> 00:01:12,483 Are those yours? Are those yours? 17 00:01:13,594 --> 00:01:15,754 That's my bolt cutters. I just came from work. 18 00:01:15,882 --> 00:01:17,194 - They're nice. - Here. 19 00:01:18,644 --> 00:01:22,638 Hate this chain. They always fall off. Here, you just snap it back on. 20 00:01:23,430 --> 00:01:24,954 - Thanks a lot. - There you go. 21 00:01:25,079 --> 00:01:27,192 - Glad I could help. - I'm lucky you came along. 22 00:01:27,317 --> 00:01:28,861 Be careful of the potholes. 23 00:01:29,076 --> 00:01:31,757 Hey, somebody stop that guy! 24 00:01:32,257 --> 00:01:34,954 Don't let him go! Lady, don't let him go! 25 00:01:38,001 --> 00:01:39,623 - What did you do? - I... 26 00:01:40,165 --> 00:01:43,601 Hey, somebody stop that guy! He stole my bike! 27 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:52,282 I feel terrible about what happened. I didn't know he was stealing the bike. 28 00:02:52,418 --> 00:02:54,772 Nobody g***t hurt, that's the main thing. 29 00:02:55,894 --> 00:02:58,381 - What is all this? - It's a research lab. 30 00:02:58,506 --> 00:03:00,135 Agricultural engineering. 31 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:04,146 Dean, Dean Berry founded betavegatech five years ago. 32 00:03:04,281 --> 00:03:07,503 - So what exactly do you do? - We're saving the world. 33 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:10,437 Good for you. I was getting a little worried about the world. 34 00:03:12,538 --> 00:03:14,233 Is that a square tomato?! 35 00:03:14,666 --> 00:03:17,548 Yes, it is. It's a pet project of Dean's. 36 00:03:17,859 --> 00:03:21,852 The square shape means that farmers can pack 35% more tomatoes per carton. 37 00:03:22,193 --> 00:03:25,569 - It's cheaper. More efficient. - So that means 38 00:03:26,308 --> 00:03:29,391 every slice is exactly the same size? 39 00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:32,687 - How does it taste? - Who cares? It's a square tomato! 40 00:03:33,901 --> 00:03:36,660 - You're doing the lord's work. - Literally. 41 00:03:39,316 --> 00:03:40,124 Dean? 42 00:03:40,249 --> 00:03:43,550 Mr. Berry, I just wanted to say I'm sorry about the bike. 43 00:03:44,494 --> 00:03:47,064 We're testing new corn seed. Their genetically engineered 44 00:03:47,189 --> 00:03:49,151 - to sprout in 20 min. - More or less. 45 00:03:49,276 --> 00:03:51,347 What you're seeing is going to revolutionize 46 00:03:51,472 --> 00:03:54,982 - the agriculture industry as you know - Congratulations on the square tomato. 47 00:03:55,439 --> 00:03:57,580 Do you want one? You could take one home. 48 00:03:58,107 --> 00:04:00,033 - What's our time? - 17:30. 49 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:03,839 Germination complete. That is our best time yet. 50 00:04:03,964 --> 00:04:07,812 And that, boys and girls, is how you feed 4 billion people. 51 00:04:08,861 --> 00:04:11,637 We're in business. Call our investors. Tell them to bring their checkbooks. 52 00:04:11,762 --> 00:04:14,500 I'll set it up for friday. Dean, this is Adrian Monk. 53 00:04:14,625 --> 00:04:16,624 And, you remember Natalie Teeger? 54 00:04:16,749 --> 00:04:19,341 Yes, of course. The woman who stole my bike. 55 00:04:19,597 --> 00:04:22,287 - No, I didn't steal your bike. - No, you're right. 56 00:04:22,432 --> 00:04:26,420 Aided and abetted. I believe that that is the term. 57 00:04:26,545 --> 00:04:29,156 I'm sorry, I have to lock these up. Do you mind turning around? 58 00:04:29,282 --> 00:04:31,562 It's just that if somebody else sees this combination, 59 00:04:31,697 --> 00:04:34,717 I have to memorize a new one. And I don't want to waste the gray cells. 60 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,891 Mr. Berry, look, I want to buy you a new bike. 61 00:04:38,035 --> 00:04:41,082 So if you just tell me the make and the model number, i'm happy to do that. 62 00:04:41,207 --> 00:04:44,256 That's very kind of you, ms. Teeger. But that's not a bike that can be replaced. 63 00:04:44,391 --> 00:04:46,638 It was a gift from a non-profit environmental group, 64 00:04:46,763 --> 00:04:50,026 in recognition of my work here. Had my name engraved on it, 65 00:04:50,151 --> 00:04:53,155 custom seat, cool lock, eco-friendly hemp basket... 66 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:55,046 Okay. Then we'll track it down for you. 67 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:58,249 I promise you. I give you my word that I will find that bike. 68 00:04:58,394 --> 00:05:01,288 Mr. Monk here is probably the best detective on the planet. 69 00:05:01,413 --> 00:05:02,581 - He is? - Yes, sir. 70 00:05:02,706 --> 00:05:04,712 And I know lots of other detectives too. 71 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,465 San Francisco Police Department. What's going on? You all right? 72 00:05:07,590 --> 00:05:08,623 Yeah, we're fine. 73 00:05:08,748 --> 00:05:11,429 - You said it was an emergency. - Somebody stole his bike. 74 00:05:12,244 --> 00:05:14,096 - And? - Rode away. 75 00:05:15,550 --> 00:05:17,224 - And? - Didn't come back. 76 00:05:20,646 --> 00:05:21,514 And? 77 00:05:22,707 --> 00:05:26,303 - Okay, we're all cued up. - Hey, when you have a second... 78 00:05:26,801 --> 00:05:28,685 I have an idea for a new vegetable. 79 00:05:28,810 --> 00:05:30,850 We don't really solicit ideas. 80 00:05:30,975 --> 00:05:33,965 It's a hollowed out cumber, with french dressing already inside. 81 00:05:34,346 --> 00:05:36,553 - You want to know what I call it? - No, I don't. 82 00:05:36,688 --> 00:05:38,473 Okay, there he is. And that's me. 83 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:41,546 And this is where she didn't listen to me. 84 00:05:41,677 --> 00:05:45,657 - What are you saying right there? - I said, "nice bolt cutters." 85 00:05:46,467 --> 00:05:48,665 - "Nice bolt cutters." - So what do you think? 86 00:05:49,442 --> 00:05:51,911 Well, I think it's clearly a job for the bike squad. 87 00:05:52,223 --> 00:05:55,966 - I'll radio that in. It's a 487. - I didn't know there was a bike squad. 88 00:05:56,114 --> 00:06:00,110 Yeah, we g***t helicopters. About 800 guys will fan out all around the city. 89 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:03,398 Fine. I'll just do it myself. 90 00:06:05,647 --> 00:06:08,638 I can't find it myself, mr. Monk. I don't even know where to begin. 91 00:06:08,763 --> 00:06:12,563 Natalie, look at this thing. We've g***t nature on the run. 92 00:06:13,045 --> 00:06:15,360 Finally. Look at that. 93 00:06:16,220 --> 00:06:17,165 Look! 94 00:06:18,184 --> 00:06:22,177 It's the perfect sandwich! Perfect! There's no overlap. 95 00:06:22,390 --> 00:06:25,411 There's no waste. Four 90 degree angles. 96 00:06:26,249 --> 00:06:28,983 This will virtually eliminate indigestion. 97 00:06:29,474 --> 00:06:31,404 Are you going to help me, or not? 98 00:06:34,097 --> 00:06:36,738 - You can taste the symmetry! - Please! 99 00:06:37,410 --> 00:06:40,921 I can't run around looking for a stolen bicycle. 100 00:06:41,355 --> 00:06:44,075 I still have some pride left. Not much. 101 00:06:45,184 --> 00:06:47,892 But my dignity tank isn't completely empty. 102 00:06:48,017 --> 00:06:49,376 Please, Mr. Monk. 103 00:06:49,516 --> 00:06:53,258 You are so brilliant. It wouldn't take you more than a couple of hours. 104 00:06:53,386 --> 00:06:54,930 Look, I promised him. 105 00:06:55,606 --> 00:06:57,378 It can count as my birthday gift. 106 00:06:58,367 --> 00:07:00,625 I didn't plan on buying you a birthday gift. 107 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,311 All right. I'm cashing in my chips. 108 00:07:07,696 --> 00:07:09,432 - What chips? - My karma chips. 109 00:07:09,565 --> 00:07:12,370 I've been collecting karma chips every week, every day, 110 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:14,987 every time I do something stupid for you. 111 00:07:15,612 --> 00:07:19,419 It's your job. You're paid. Semi-regularly. 112 00:07:19,544 --> 00:07:22,510 Yeah, I'm not talking about my job. I'm talking about all the other stuff. 113 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:26,166 I've been babysitting you for five years. I've collected, like, 114 00:07:26,392 --> 00:07:29,522 a thousand chips. And I'm cashing them all in. I'm all in. 115 00:07:29,647 --> 00:07:31,653 You have to help me find the bike. 116 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:36,612 You'll love this. You'll love it. 117 00:07:38,572 --> 00:07:40,231 - Yeah, what about him? - No. 118 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,592 See he's too tall....