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1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:01:00,000 {\an3} Edit translation and timing : Saly 2 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:54,579 Steppe! Look, it's nine times! 3 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,350 - Vadim - What? 4 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,500 why not the second century BC? Look. 5 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:02,984 - once. - Roma! 6 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:04,660 I'm coming 7 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,560 - Barbarian! - Shall we have lunch? 8 00:04:24,110 --> 00:04:25,410 Oops! 9 00:04:30,910 --> 00:04:31,910 Everything is going as it should. 10 00:04:31,950 --> 00:04:34,000 The regime is broken, the breadwinner. 11 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:38,260 Are we going to eat concentrates again, like in Antarctica? 12 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:40,080 Dear comrade diplomat, 13 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,850 we brought so many cereals and soups with us! They need to be destroyed. 14 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:45,500 - Well, okay. - I won't take them back. 15 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:47,600 - Duty Lyubeshkin, - I'm on duty 16 00:04:47,650 --> 00:04:49,400 What do you have for lunch today? 17 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:51,870 Well? 18 00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:54,070 Food of the gods. 19 00:04:54,075 --> 00:04:56,620 - Yes? Interesting. - What about the first? 20 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:58,950 - Pea soup. - For the second? 21 00:04:59,140 --> 00:04:59,950 Pasta. 22 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,100 Well, what about the third one? 23 00:05:01,190 --> 00:05:04,850 Are you interested in the third one? to the third secret of the inventor. 24 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:06,150 - Well! - Yes 25 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,370 Come here. The main task... 26 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:09,970 What-what? 27 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:13,900 - Don't you understand? I will explain. The main thing... - Roma, 28 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:15,300 Take your hand away. 29 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,170 - Signal.. - Okay. 30 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:19,600 - In my favor. - Let's take into account. 31 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:01,870 What a nuisance! 32 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,808 - Listen, vet. - Well 33 00:06:05,056 --> 00:06:07,802 - You know what I've just thought about? - No. 34 00:06:08,940 --> 00:06:12,147 When you are not busy treating cats and dogs 35 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:14,600 You could cook meals wonderfully... 36 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:17,550 And your mother-in-law would surely respect you. 37 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:18,900 That's it? 38 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,700 Not exactly. 39 00:06:21,050 --> 00:06:25,105 The main advantage is that your future wife will have nothing to do in the kitchen. 40 00:06:25,338 --> 00:06:27,138 I'm telling you for the last time. 41 00:06:27,450 --> 00:06:30,550 I'm not compatible with women, Is it clear? 42 00:06:30,650 --> 00:06:31,939 Really? Sorry. 43 00:06:32,010 --> 00:06:36,022 Come on, beep! Where is Sundukov after all? 44 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,400 It's the same story every day! 45 00:06:38,650 --> 00:06:40,250 Come on, beep! 46 00:06:42,450 --> 00:06:43,565 Just a sec. 47 00:06:45,650 --> 00:06:47,305 What, do you have nothing better to do? 48 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:49,050 Don't torture my poor car, bastards! Have you gone crazy? 49 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:49,050 {\an8} An extremely cruel person, similar to the biblical King Herod 50 00:06:49,090 --> 00:06:50,600 You want to discharge the battery? Shame on you! 51 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:52,700 I warned you! He hates when you beep. 52 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,542 Whatever you say, but the private property... 53 00:06:54,636 --> 00:06:57,927 Makes you quite different. Right, Roma? 54 00:06:58,100 --> 00:06:59,260 I absolutely agree with you. 55 00:06:59,356 --> 00:07:02,056 You save your voice, you do not save the car. 56 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,742 - What is it? - A crab. 57 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,150 - Is it alive? - Alive. 58 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,960 - Give it to me. - Take it. 59 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:09,260 You may sit down. 60 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:10,970 - Lunch is ready, isn't it? - It's been ready for quite some time. 61 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,160 Music, please! 62 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:18,420 The lunch is served! 63 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:23,420 We swear not to shave, not to drink, not to smoke! 64 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:24,140 And to remain... 65 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:27,630 ...and remain savages. - Amen - Hurray! 66 00:07:27,670 --> 00:07:29,166 That is ... Hooray! 67 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:04,595 Main course! 68 00:08:05,599 --> 00:08:07,040 Here it is. 69 00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:11,215 - Please. - We take. - Further. 70 00:08:12,670 --> 00:08:11,045 - Please. - Thank you 71 00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:19,246 Okay. It must be sultry in restaurants now! 72 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,750 It is quite different here! We enjoy fresh air... 73 00:08:22,381 --> 00:08:24,335 And even this pasta 74 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:28,543 tastes like barbecue. ** I right? 75 00:08:28,631 --> 00:08:29,800 Absolutely! 76 00:08:33,934 --> 00:08:35,510 What a gross-out, Steve! 77 00:08:35,909 --> 00:08:38,909 - Yes, I to you ... - But! I agree. 78 00:08:40,150 --> 00:08:41,650 I'm gone to fetch the dessert! 79 00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:46,360 - We are even! - Relax. 80 00:08:47,404 --> 00:08:48,513 Here 81 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:52,750 Please! The inventor's know-how. 82 00:08:53,522 --> 00:08:55,060 What is this shaking substance? 83 00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:56,222 Eat, my friends, don't be scared! 84 00:08:56,260 --> 00:08:57,560 Some rosy nettle-fish! 85 00:08:57,582 --> 00:08:59,787 Okay, don't spoil his appetite! Come on, Steve, eat it up. 86 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:02,382 You should eat it without bread, don't get used to it! 87 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:06,610 Once I tasted boiled octopus in Rome. 88 00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:08,250 He's never been in Rome! He's just prating! 89 00:09:08,390 --> 00:09:11,300 - Come on, for your mom's health! - Eat it yourself! 90 00:09:11,390 --> 00:09:13,610 - Yes, try it yourself. - Please! 91 00:09:15,910 --> 00:09:18,910 - Tasty. And next? - Me? Please! 92 00:09:21,232 --> 00:09:23,585 I'll bring tea. 93 00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:23,860 - Do we dare? - Come on 94 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:30,859 Nothing. 95 00:09:30,930 --> 00:09:26,409 - Tasty? - Yep. 96 00:09:33,460 --> 00:09:35,860 So, about the octopus. 97 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:38,460 We were driving from Milan to Rome! 98 00:09:38,610 --> 00:09:40,970 The highway is unbelievable! As on Crimea peninsula! 99 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:45,060 And suddenly a tiny white "Fiat" comes in view round the bend! 100 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,210 Something like our "Zaporozhez". 101 00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:49,304 And at the wheel...! 102 00:10:30,510 --> 00:10:32,870 Guys, who poured all the water? 103 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:35,610 You are on duty today! Just don't bother us with these questions! 104 00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:36,949 And what ** I supposed to do? 105 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:38,890 You should supply our camp with water! 106 00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:39,920 Really? 107 00:10:39,950 --> 00:10:43,110 - Tomorrow is my turn. - This is the only consolation. 108 00:10:43,450 --> 00:10:45,610 So? And don't damage my hat, please! 109 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,713 Yeah... 110 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:52,070 - Would you be so kind as to stand up? - Fine. 111 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,572 Are you nuts? 112 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,200 You should spare fresh water. 113 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,200 Steve! 114 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:02,900 Sundukov! 115 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,667 - Doctor! - What? 116 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,872 Would you explain to me 117 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:15,740 what is the difference between pi-meson and mu-meson? 118 00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:16,949 Get off! 119 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:20,810 No, seriously! They say there is some Q-meson! 120 00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:23,300 I can't explain this in two words. 121 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,397 Just approximately. 122 00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:28,012 Listen, 123 00:11:28,763 --> 00:11:30,863 do I have a right to rest for thirty days in a year? 124 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,518 Twenty four. 125 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,435 Okay, twenty four. 126 00:11:34,474 --> 00:11:37,074 And I'm not in the mood to talk about pi-meson, mu-meson and Q-meson! 127 00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:41,450 I'm reading a detective novel! Leave me alone. 128 00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:58,439 God! I wish your hands dry and wither, bastards! 129 00:12:58,791 --> 00:12:59,891 I'm really sorry. 130 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:03,092 - Excuse me, I'm sorry - It's okay. 131 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,315 - How do you do? - Nice to meet you. 132 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,376 Good afternoon. 133 00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:09,410 - Are you settled down here for a long time? - You seem to be upset with it? 134 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,810 The right guess. 135 00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:14,948 What's so funny about it? 136 00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:17,140 I'm laughing because this place is ours. 137 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,360 - What place? - This place. 138 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,310 - And in what sense it is yours? - In a very direct. 139 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,358 Our planet is overpopulated. 140...