South.Park.S26E06.720p.HDTV.x264-SYNCOPY Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:41,632 - Hey, Rick! 2 00:00:41,633 --> 00:00:43,267 - Oh. Hey, Herb. 3 00:00:43,268 --> 00:00:46,403 - So, you know what this week is, right? 4 00:00:46,404 --> 00:00:48,405 - Um, is it Easter? 5 00:00:48,406 --> 00:00:50,975 - No, it's my spring break! 6 00:00:50,976 --> 00:00:53,143 No school for seven days! 7 00:00:53,144 --> 00:00:55,379 And guess what? Go pack your things 8 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:58,582 because you and I are going on a big, romantic trip! 9 00:00:58,583 --> 00:00:59,883 - Really? 10 00:00:59,884 --> 00:01:01,719 - I just came from the travel agent. 11 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:03,187 We're gonna spend five nights 12 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:06,324 in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. 13 00:01:07,492 --> 00:01:09,026 - Oh. 14 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:11,862 - Well, what's the matter? - Myrtle Beach? Really? 15 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:14,164 We all know what goes on down there. 16 00:01:14,165 --> 00:01:16,601 I don't do that stuff anymore, and neither should you. 17 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:20,204 - Rick, I don't wanna go down there to rage. 18 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:23,207 I just wanna sit on a beach with you and watch the sunset. 19 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,143 - Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach where those places are? 20 00:01:26,144 --> 00:01:28,912 - I don't wanna go into one of those places. 21 00:01:28,913 --> 00:01:30,547 I don't think they even exist anymore. 22 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:33,083 Don't you think this is just what we need, Rick? 23 00:01:33,084 --> 00:01:35,552 - You don't even wanna go into one of those places? 24 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:36,987 - Rick, I'm a little old for that. 25 00:01:36,988 --> 00:01:39,223 It'd be pretty pathetic if I did. 26 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,691 - Well... 27 00:01:40,692 --> 00:01:42,459 Okay. - Ohh, Rick! 28 00:01:42,460 --> 00:01:43,927 We're gonna have the best time! 29 00:01:43,928 --> 00:01:45,496 I can't wait to spoil you. 30 00:01:45,497 --> 00:01:47,097 - I really do need a vacation. 31 00:01:47,098 --> 00:01:51,336 - Oh, we're gonna have the best spring break of anyone! 32 00:01:52,103 --> 00:01:54,738 - All right, guys. You sure you packed everything? 33 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:56,373 - Yeah, that should be all of it. 34 00:01:56,374 --> 00:01:59,076 - Well, I hope you and Shelley have a great spring break trip. 35 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:01,011 - I still feel bad, us going on a trip 36 00:02:01,012 --> 00:02:02,780 while you and Stan stay home. 37 00:02:02,781 --> 00:02:04,181 - You guys have fun in Santa Fe. 38 00:02:04,182 --> 00:02:06,450 We're gonna do some dad and son stuff. 39 00:02:06,451 --> 00:02:07,651 Goodbye, Shelley! 40 00:02:07,652 --> 00:02:10,355 Have fun! I'll miss you! 41 00:02:11,122 --> 00:02:13,323 - There should be food enough to last you the week. 42 00:02:13,324 --> 00:02:15,659 - Yes, yes, don't worry. We'll be fine. 43 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:17,661 - Bye, Stan! Love you! - Love you, Mom! 44 00:02:17,662 --> 00:02:20,732 - Okay, guys, be safe. - Bye! 45 00:02:24,636 --> 00:02:26,837 Aww, jeah! 46 00:02:26,838 --> 00:02:29,339 Bitches are gone! 47 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:32,242 Spring break! Spring break! Spring break! 48 00:02:32,243 --> 00:02:34,244 This is gonna be the best spring break ever. 49 00:02:34,245 --> 00:02:36,214 They're gonna be gone the whole week! 50 00:02:37,348 --> 00:02:39,716 Bro, what are you doing? 51 00:02:39,717 --> 00:02:41,485 - I'm painting miniatures. 52 00:02:41,486 --> 00:02:43,053 - Painting min... 53 00:02:43,054 --> 00:02:44,755 Dude, do you not understand? 54 00:02:44,756 --> 00:02:46,490 Your mom and Shelley are gone. 55 00:02:46,491 --> 00:02:49,626 We can do whatever we want without any stupid rules. 56 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:50,727 - Whatever I want? 57 00:02:50,728 --> 00:02:51,795 - Yeah, dude! 58 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:53,097 That's what this is all about. 59 00:02:53,098 --> 00:02:55,232 Let's do some spring break s***t! 60 00:02:55,233 --> 00:02:56,600 - Can I see if any of the guys wanna come over 61 00:02:56,601 --> 00:02:58,102 to do "40k" all week? 62 00:02:58,103 --> 00:02:59,837 - Hell, yeah, let's do some "40k." 63 00:02:59,838 --> 00:03:00,904 What is that? 64 00:03:00,905 --> 00:03:02,406 - You don't know "Warhammer 40k"? 65 00:03:02,407 --> 00:03:04,741 - Oh, yeah, "Warhammer 40k," of course. 66 00:03:04,742 --> 00:03:06,110 I'm down. Let's do it. 67 00:03:06,111 --> 00:03:07,744 - Really? All week? - Yeah, dude! 68 00:03:07,745 --> 00:03:08,912 You're old enough. 69 00:03:08,913 --> 00:03:11,148 - Sweet! I'm gonna call Tolkien! 70 00:03:19,724 --> 00:03:21,492 - Oh, Rick. 71 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:24,428 Isn't this nice? This place is incredible. 72 00:03:24,429 --> 00:03:25,963 - Yeah, it's really nice. 73 00:03:25,964 --> 00:03:27,965 I just don't know if I deserve all this. 74 00:03:27,966 --> 00:03:29,766 - You do deserve it, Rick. 75 00:03:29,767 --> 00:03:31,869 You've made me really happy. 76 00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:33,370 Are you almost done? 77 00:03:33,371 --> 00:03:36,406 - Yeah, all done. Here you go. 78 00:03:36,407 --> 00:03:39,210 - Oh, Rick. Look at how happy we are. 79 00:03:40,979 --> 00:03:43,914 Oh, that salt water air is just so good. 80 00:03:43,915 --> 00:03:45,415 Can't wait to try some Southern food. 81 00:03:45,416 --> 00:03:48,018 You hungry? - Yeah, sure. I could eat. 82 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,953 - A lot of things are different here in the South. 83 00:03:49,954 --> 00:03:51,555 Kinda hard to figure out what's good. 84 00:03:51,556 --> 00:03:53,056 Yeah, all the stores 85 00:03:53,057 --> 00:03:54,758 and restaurants here aren't like Colorado. 86 00:03:54,759 --> 00:03:56,393 It's almost like another culture. 87 00:03:57,762 --> 00:03:58,762 Herb? 88 00:03:59,931 --> 00:04:01,332 Herb? 89 00:04:06,604 --> 00:04:08,572 Oh, no. - Geez. 90 00:04:08,573 --> 00:04:10,240 It's still here. 91 00:04:14,345 --> 00:04:16,446 - You said you wouldn't go into one of these places. 92 00:04:16,447 --> 00:04:18,649 - I don't wanna go in. I just... 93 00:04:18,650 --> 00:04:20,751 can't believe some of these places are still here. 94 00:04:20,752 --> 00:04:22,986 - Whoa! Look who's here! 95 00:04:22,987 --> 00:04:24,888 What are you doing in town? 96 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:27,057 - Oh, I'm just on vacation. 97 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,292 This is Rick. 98 00:04:28,293 --> 00:04:29,760 - Well, do you wanna come inside 99 00:04:29,761 --> 00:04:30,928 and rally a little bit? 100 00:04:30,929 --> 00:04:33,030 - Oh, no thanks. I don't rally anymore. 101 00:04:33,031 --> 00:04:34,865 - You sure? Everyone would love 102 00:04:34,866 --> 00:04:36,066 to rally with you again. 103 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:38,101 - I'm sure. I don't need to rally. 104 00:04:38,102 --> 00:04:40,070 I'm just here to relax. Take care. 105 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:42,206 - Well, if you change your mind, we'll be here! 106 00:04:42,207 --> 00:04:43,740 America number one! 107 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:45,909 - Number one, yep. 108 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:48,379 Some people, huh? Geez. 109 00:04:51,316 --> 00:04:54,051 - Okay, so I'm gonna have my Retributor Squad 110 00:04:54,052 --> 00:04:56,019 attack your Stormhawk Interceptor. 111 00:04:56,020 --> 00:04:57,721 - Okay, that has a toughness of 7 112 00:04:57,722 --> 00:04:59,623 and a -1 to your hit rolls. 113 00:05:01,359 --> 00:05:03,393 - Okay, so that's three, four, five hits. 114 00:05:03,394 --> 00:05:05,429 - Okay, I'm gonna roll my saving throw, which is 3+. 115 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,197 What in the actual 116 00:05:07,198 --> 00:05:08,865 are you guys doing? 117 00:05:08,866 --> 00:05:10,300 - We're playing "40k." 118 00:05:10,301 --> 00:05:13,203 - You guys have wasted another day of spring break 119 00:05:13,204 --> 00:05:16,039 with this stupid s***t. 120 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:19,076 - Do you guys know what spring break is about? 121 00:05:19,077 --> 00:05:22,045 Wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling. 122 00:05:22,046 --> 00:05:23,814 Don't you wanna get some bitches over here? 123 00:05:23,815 --> 00:05:25,983 - I thought you were happy 'cause the bitches were gone? 124 00:05:25,984 --> 00:05:27,351 - I'm happy the bitches are gone 125 00:05:27,352 --> 00:05:29,086 so we can have bitches over! 126 00:05:29,087 --> 00:05:31,455 Spring break is dude time. 127 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,090 But you know what, 128 00:05:33,091 --> 00:05:35,159 today's society has ruined it all. 129 00:05:36,761 --> 00:05:39,963 They've taught you boys to be ashamed of being boys. 130 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:44,702 Convinced you that your natural innate male desires are toxic. 131 00:05:45,670 --> 00:05:48,038 No matter what the liberals try to tell you, boys, 132 00:05:48,039 --> 00:05:50,474 you shouldn't be ashamed of your gender. 133 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:53,243 - Okay, Dad. So I've g***t an Imperium infantry unit 134 00:05:53,244 --> 00:05:54,311 within six inches of Celestine, 135 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:56,214 so they have a +6 save. 136 00:05:57,382 --> 00:05:58,782 - My God. 137 00:05:58,783 --> 00:06:01,618 What are we going to do? 138 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:10,927 - I'm going to sleep. 139 00:06:10,928 --> 00:06:12,663 I'm gonna go to sleep now. 140...