South Park s26e02 The Worldwide Privacy Tour.eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,928 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:13,847 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,598 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:18,685 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,186 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,105 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,233 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:28,653 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 9 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:32,615 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:40,123 ♪ 11 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:43,293 Announcer: Today is a tragic day for Canada. 12 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,128 Thousands of Canadians have gathered to mourn 13 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:48,798 the passing of their beloved mother. 14 00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:52,010 The Queen is dead. 15 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,971 The Queen is dead ♪ 16 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,598 Every Canadian everywhere 17 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,183 is feeling absolute emptiness right now. 18 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:02,187 Oh, God, she's dead ♪ [ Crying ] 19 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,980 And now the casket is brought down the aisle 20 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,940 with the Queen inside. ♪ Oh, God, no, not her ♪ 21 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,109 The Queen's body being carried by the royal guard. 22 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:10,445 What a horrible day for Canada and therefore the world. 23 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:14,324 Not the Queen ♪ Ike-- Ike, come on, dude, you can't keep doing this. 24 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:17,660 She is dead ♪ She's dead. She's dead, Kyle. 25 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:20,163 Ike, the Queen died like four months ago. 26 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:24,918 You gotta let it go. And gone forever ♪ 27 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,920 Announcer: And here comes Canada's most beloved musician, 28 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,546 Sir Smelly John. 29 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:30,089 Yes, Smelly John is sitting down at the piano 30 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:32,133 with a tribute for the Queen, I believe. 31 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,177 ♪ Goodbye, queefy Queen ♪ 32 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:37,180 ♪ Seems as though you've queefed your last queef ♪ 33 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,890 [ All crying ] 34 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,809 [ Crying ] Okay, it's 7:00. 35 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,936 it's my turn to use the computer. No! 36 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,021 Ike, me and my friends are playing "Darktide" right now. 37 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:48,191 Get off! F***k you, Kyle! [ Crying ] 38 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,193 Announcer: Oh, and now people are starting to stare angrily. 39 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,945 Y-Yes, it looks like the Prince and his new wife 40 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,279 have just shown up. 41 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:54,405 The Prince and his wife have, of course, 42 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:56,074 been bashing the Canadian monarchy. 43 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:59,035 A lot of Canadians hate them now. 44 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,370 Oh, and I belive the Earl of Halifax 45 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,080 has just farted on the Prince's wife's face! 46 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,957 The Prince seems to have taken offense to this. 47 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,458 Oh, this is bad now. 48 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,210 Ike, I'm playing "Darktide" with my friends. 49 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:10,380 No, get off me! Ike, God d***n it, get off! 50 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,882 [ Indistinct conversations ] 51 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:16,135 Hey, guys. 52 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:17,846 Kyle, dude, where were you last night? 53 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,639 Yeah, we were all waiting. Look, I know you think 54 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,140 I haven't been showing up for things, but-- 55 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:22,892 but I g***t screwed by my little brother. 56 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,435 He just keeps crying about the Queen. 57 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:26,062 And then there's this Prince and his wife 58 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:27,647 and they're bashing the Canadian monarchy. 59 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:28,940 I guess it's like people don't even know 60 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,817 why they showed up to the funeral 61 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,986 But, anyway, I'm really sorry I ruined game time for everyone. 62 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,779 You didn't ruin it for anyone. We played without you. 63 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:38,074 What? Y-You guys, we-- we said we'd all level up together. 64 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,909 Well, yeah, we're all like level 12 now. 65 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,161 We g***t some sweet drip, dude. 66 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,495 Mrph rmhmhm rm! 67 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,039 But this isn't fair, it wasn't my fault. 68 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:47,000 Hey, guys. Did you get to upgrade your rifle, Stan? 69 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,501 Yeah, it's g***t a lot better range now. 70 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,752 What about you? [ School bell rings ] 71 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,296 I kept the same gun, but I g***t some sweet drip. 72 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:54,048 Nice, sweet drip, dude. Mrph rmhmhm rm! 73 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,929 It stinks, doesn't it? 74 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,514 What stinks? 75 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,349 When people make certain judgements about you. 76 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,226 I've been watching you, Kyle, 77 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:08,062 and I can see you're having some problems with your brand. 78 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,772 My brand? 79 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:13,484 [ Children laughing ] You see, everyone has an image, Kyle. 80 00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:15,361 Some kids call it your credibility 81 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:16,905 or your reputation, 82 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,239 but those things are just little parts 83 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:19,866 of something much more important-- 84 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,200 your brand. 85 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,077 Think about it, Kyle. 86 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:25,955 Who are you? 87 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:28,458 I'm just-- I-I'm just me. 88 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,501 See? You don't know what your brand is. 89 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:32,462 So how is anyone else supposed to know? 90 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,130 It's like a commercial for Kyle, 91 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,799 but you're not putting a label on the jar. 92 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:38,927 Butters, this seems very out of character for you. 93 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,304 That's because I've been workin' on my brand. 94 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,348 My parents saw that my brand wasn't working with people 95 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,267 so they sent me to brand management. 96 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,394 Brand management? 97 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,955 Hi, Mr. Davis. 98 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,415 Well, Butters Stotch. How you doing there, Butters? 99 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,000 How's the brand going? Great. 100 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,794 I made two new friends, and a girl asked me 101 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,003 to help her with her homework. 102 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,089 Well, there ya go there, Butters. 103 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,341 My friend Kyle here was thinking of reworking his brand a bit, 104 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,009 and I told him maybe you could help. 105 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:21,636 Oh, well, sure there, Kyle, 106 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,846 let's just get you to fill out a CumHammer survey, 107 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:25,264 and then we'll go in the back 108 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:27,684 and come up with some options for ya. 109 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,520 [ Applause ] Announcer: Live from the television studios in Toronto, 110 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,271 it's "Good Morning, Canada." 111 00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:34,232 [ Farts ] 112 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,817 It has been several months now 113 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,735 since our beloved Queen has died. 114 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,737 All Canadians are finding it hard to go on. 115 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,281 All Canadians, that is, except for our first guests, 116 00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:43,700 The Prince and his wife. 117 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,493 [ Audience booing ] 118 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:48,871 We want privacy! We want privacy! 119 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:51,791 Thanks for having us on the show. 120 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,836 It's so awesome to be here. It's great. 121 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,421 So let me start with you, sir. 122 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,672 You lived a life with the royal family, 123 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,048 you had everything handed to you 124 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:00,842 but you say your life has been hard, 125 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,553 and you've written all aboot it in your new book, "Waaagh." 126 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,263 Yes that's right, fwiend. 127 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,723 You see, my wife and I are-- 128 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:07,849 I was totally like, "You should write a book 129 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,058 'cause you're family's, like, stupid, 130 00:05:09,058 -->...