South.Park.S26E04.Deep.Learning.1080p.CC.WEB DL.AAC2.0.H.264-PMP Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:41,133 --> 00:00:44,079 You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 2 00:00:44,103 --> 00:00:46,014 - What is it? - What happened, Bebe? 3 00:00:46,037 --> 00:00:48,350 Clyde just sent me another text. 4 00:00:48,374 --> 00:00:49,651 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 5 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:51,286 Oh, what's this one say? 6 00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:53,320 I texted him if he thought about me all the time, 7 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:54,823 and he texted back, 8 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,524 "It certainly seems like all the time." 9 00:00:56,548 --> 00:00:59,159 It's hard to get someone like you out of my mind. 10 00:00:59,183 --> 00:01:00,594 Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw! 11 00:01:00,618 --> 00:01:03,164 Doesn't he just send the best texts ever? 12 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,832 - Yeah, he does! - Sure does. 13 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:06,668 Yesterday, I texted him, "How do you know 14 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:08,670 you're in love with me?" And he said, 15 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:10,838 "I know I'm in love with you because spending time with you 16 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,206 makes me feel like I'm home 17 00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:14,141 and I can't imagine life without you." 18 00:01:14,165 --> 00:01:15,876 - Aw! - That's so sweet! 19 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:17,177 Clyde wrote that? 20 00:01:17,201 --> 00:01:18,646 OMG, Clyde. 21 00:01:18,670 --> 00:01:20,682 Do you really care about me that much? 22 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:23,183 Does Stan ever talk to you like that, Wendy? 23 00:01:23,207 --> 00:01:24,885 No. Every time I send 24 00:01:24,909 --> 00:01:27,789 Stan a text, he just responds with a thumbs up emoji. 25 00:01:27,813 --> 00:01:30,325 Yeah, well, Clyde is just really into me. 26 00:01:30,349 --> 00:01:31,692 Oh, he's texting back! 27 00:01:31,716 --> 00:01:33,995 "Yes, I do care about you that much. 28 00:01:34,019 --> 00:01:36,331 You mean a lot to me and I care deeply about you." 29 00:01:36,354 --> 00:01:37,998 Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw! 30 00:01:38,022 --> 00:01:39,801 He sure is in love with you, Bebe! 31 00:01:39,825 --> 00:01:42,027 He's a Goddamn dream boat! 32 00:01:56,775 --> 00:01:59,353 Hey, Stan, is there a time we could talk today? 33 00:01:59,378 --> 00:02:02,213 I'm feeling a little insecure about some things. 34 00:02:18,864 --> 00:02:20,508 Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you? 35 00:02:20,532 --> 00:02:22,843 Sure, bro. Well, um, 36 00:02:22,867 --> 00:02:24,579 Wendy just came up to me and was acting all hurt 37 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,781 'cause she thinks I don't care about her. 38 00:02:26,805 --> 00:02:28,550 Uh-huh. 39 00:02:28,574 --> 00:02:30,919 And she said that she wishes I would reply to her texts 40 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,586 the way that Clyde responds to Bebe's. 41 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:35,088 So, like... how do you do it? 42 00:02:35,112 --> 00:02:37,692 ChatGPT, dude. 43 00:02:37,716 --> 00:02:40,427 ChatGPT? Yeah, dude, 44 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:42,396 there's a bunch of apps and programs you can subscribe 45 00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:44,932 to that use OpenAI to do all your writing for you. 46 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:47,401 People use em to write poems, write job applications, 47 00:02:47,425 --> 00:02:48,703 but what they're really good for 48 00:02:48,727 --> 00:02:49,971 is dealing with chicks. 49 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:51,438 Here. Check it out. 50 00:02:51,462 --> 00:02:53,608 There's tons of ChatGPT apps for you phone. 51 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,376 So, then I can take whatever latest dumb thing 52 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,110 Bebe texted me, I copy it, 53 00:02:57,134 --> 00:02:58,979 then I open the GPT app, 54 00:02:59,003 --> 00:03:01,949 Click "respond to," paste her text here, hit "write." 55 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,651 It just thinks for a second. 56 00:03:03,675 --> 00:03:05,118 "You would look great with any length of hair! 57 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,554 Trying a new look could be fun." 58 00:03:06,578 --> 00:03:09,324 Copy that into messages and send it off. 59 00:03:09,348 --> 00:03:11,592 It's super easy and convenient and it saves me a ton of time 60 00:03:11,616 --> 00:03:13,328 because she texts me so Goddamn much. 61 00:03:13,352 --> 00:03:15,562 Jesus Christ! 62 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:17,731 "I probably won't do it, but thanks for being supportive." 63 00:03:17,756 --> 00:03:19,967 Cut. Paste. Write. Cut. Messages. Paste. 64 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:21,259 Send. There. 65 00:03:25,329 --> 00:03:27,307 All done with her stupid s***t. 66 00:03:27,331 --> 00:03:28,675 This is a real app? 67 00:03:28,699 --> 00:03:30,912 It'll completely change your life, bro. 68 00:03:30,936 --> 00:03:33,313 Just, uh... Just don't tell anybody, huh? 69 00:03:33,337 --> 00:03:35,540 If Bebe found out, I'd be a dead man. 70 00:04:15,747 --> 00:04:18,850 Keeps me awake thinking back 71 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:28,002 Every letter makes me lose my reason 72 00:04:28,026 --> 00:04:31,896 Every word is like your kindest touch 73 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,901 How much I need you 74 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,225 Hello? 75 00:05:24,249 --> 00:05:26,394 Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet. 76 00:05:26,418 --> 00:05:27,862 Didn't get what? 77 00:05:27,886 --> 00:05:29,463 You asked me if I wanted 78 00:05:29,487 --> 00:05:31,565 a bedtime story about frogs or a song about swans. 79 00:05:31,589 --> 00:05:33,201 I said a bedtime story! 80 00:05:33,225 --> 00:05:34,468 Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it. 81 00:05:34,492 --> 00:05:35,937 I'll send it to you right now. 82 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:37,295 Okay, bye! 83 00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:58,593 Okay, children let's take our seats. 84 00:05:58,617 --> 00:06:00,293 I've graded your midterm essays, 85 00:06:00,317 --> 00:06:03,297 and I have to say, for the most part, they were terrible. 86 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:06,733 However, there were some essays that I'm very happy with. 87 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:08,569 There was a really great essay from Clyde 88 00:06:08,593 --> 00:06:10,637 on the "1840s Labor Unions 89 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:12,839 and Their Effect on the Industrial Revolution." 90 00:06:12,863 --> 00:06:14,675 Let's hear it for Clyde, kids! 91 00:06:14,699 --> 00:06:15,976 Great work, Clyde. 92 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,680 Thank you. Thank you. 93 00:06:18,704 --> 00:06:21,081 Uh-huh. What? 94 00:06:21,105 --> 00:06:23,817 Someone who never writes good essays, Butters, 95 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:26,987 wrote an amazing piece on "Post-Cold War Poland 96 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,490 and the Changing Provision of Security." 97 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,125 Check plus, Butters! 98 00:06:31,149 --> 00:06:33,194 Oh, uh... thanks. 99 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:35,963 We also have another student 100 00:06:35,987 --> 00:06:38,098 who wrote a shockingly good paper. 101 00:06:38,122 --> 00:06:41,034 This one's called "A Feminist Neoliberal Perspective" 102 00:06:41,058 --> 00:06:44,805 of Post-War Afghanistan" by Eric Cartman! 103 00:06:44,829 --> 00:06:47,064 Ah, yes, thank you, thank you. 104 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:53,113 And this week, we have a new student to the check plus club. 105 00:06:53,137 --> 00:06:55,882 For an amazing essay called "Writing a Policy 106 00:06:55,906 --> 00:06:58,653 About Improving the Rights of Migrant Workers." 107 00:06:58,677 --> 00:07:00,377 Let's hear it for Stan! 108 00:07:09,353 --> 00:07:11,199 All right, what the hell is going on?! 109 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:12,867 You tell me what's going on! 110 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:16,838 Clearly, somebody told Stan about ChatGPT! 111 00:07:16,862 --> 00:07:18,673 You guys are using it to write essays, too! 112 00:07:18,697 --> 00:07:20,173 Yes, we are all using it, 113 00:07:20,197 --> 00:07:22,143 and we had a pact that we wouldn't tell anyone else 114 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:23,577 because then everyone will start using it 115 00:07:23,601 --> 00:07:25,012 and Mr. Garrison will figure it out! 116 00:07:25,036 --> 00:07:26,880 So who blabbed to Stan? 117 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:29,182 I just told Stan about it as a tool to text his girlfriend. 118 00:07:29,206 --> 00:07:30,851 God d***n it, Clyde! 119 00:07:30,875 --> 00:07:34,254 You don't use an amazing AI cheating tool to talk to girls! 120 00:07:34,278 --> 00:07:36,156 You're gonna ruin everything! 121 00:07:36,180 --> 00:07:38,024 This can't be open source, you guys! 122 00:07:38,048 --> 00:07:39,826 If everyone starts using ChatGPT, 123 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,786 then we lose our unfair advantage. 124 00:08:07,978 --> 00:08:10,247 Oh, God... d***n it. 125 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:28,042 If they find out that we don't have to work anymore, 126 00:08:28,065 --> 00:08:30,711 then they aren't gonna want to work and then we're all screwed! 127 00:08:30,735 --> 00:08:32,613 Who's the one who first found ChatGPT 128 00:08:32,636 --> 00:08:34,081 and thought to use it for essays? 129 00:08:34,105 --> 00:08:35,383 Butters. Right. 130 00:08:35,407 --> 00:08:36,783 But then Butters told me about it, 131 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:38,451 and I told him not to tell anyone else! 132 00:08:38,475 --> 00:08:40,721 Right, but then you went and blabbed about it to Clyde. 133 00:08:40,745 --> 00:08:42,623 That's right. I was a little excited. 134 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,826 You guys, I'm not going to tell anyone else! 135 00:08:44,850...