South.Park.S26E05.720p.HDTV.x264-SYNCOPY Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:10,275 --> 00:00:14,189 - I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time. 2 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,559 - Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks 3 00:00:16,582 --> 00:00:17,926 without temptation. 4 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:20,896 - Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind. 5 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,797 - Ample parking day or night, people 6 00:00:22,821 --> 00:00:24,367 spouting, "howdy neighbor." 7 00:00:24,390 --> 00:00:27,327 - Goin' on down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind. 8 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:33,049 - Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine. 9 00:00:38,597 --> 00:00:39,740 - Fellas! 10 00:00:39,765 --> 00:00:41,375 Hey, fellas, you're not going to believe it. 11 00:00:41,399 --> 00:00:42,976 - Butters, what the hell are you wearing? 12 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,779 - I g***t a job over at the ice cream shop. 13 00:00:44,802 --> 00:00:45,780 And guess what? 14 00:00:45,804 --> 00:00:48,750 I g***t my very first paycheck. 15 00:00:48,774 --> 00:00:49,750 - That's not fair. 16 00:00:49,774 --> 00:00:50,784 I want a paycheck. 17 00:00:50,808 --> 00:00:52,286 - My dad told me if I g***t a job, 18 00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:54,756 we could put my paychecks in my very own bank account. 19 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:56,191 - I want a bank account. 20 00:00:56,215 --> 00:00:57,524 - I didn't know kids could get jobs. 21 00:00:57,548 --> 00:00:58,859 - Yeah. 22 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,395 Well, I guess these days, it's real hard for businesses 23 00:01:00,418 --> 00:01:01,996 to find people to work so they'll 24 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,164 take whatever they can get. 25 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,033 - I want to take whatever I can get. 26 00:01:05,057 --> 00:01:07,801 - It's what they call the Great Resignation labor shortage. 27 00:01:07,825 --> 00:01:09,370 So now if you have your parent's permission, 28 00:01:09,394 --> 00:01:10,971 there's some jobs they'll even let kids do. 29 00:01:10,995 --> 00:01:12,206 - That is messed up. 30 00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:13,575 Why does he get to have a job? 31 00:01:13,599 --> 00:01:14,742 I want a job. 32 00:01:14,766 --> 00:01:16,710 - You wouldn't last four hours on a job, fat a***s. 33 00:01:16,734 --> 00:01:17,680 - Excuse me? 34 00:01:17,704 --> 00:01:19,180 That's easy for you to say. 35 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,715 You don't need a job because you live in a nice house. 36 00:01:20,739 --> 00:01:22,716 I have to live in a shithole like Kenny does. 37 00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:24,551 It's not fair that some people in our country 38 00:01:24,575 --> 00:01:26,087 are given the opportunity for employment 39 00:01:26,111 --> 00:01:30,057 while others aren't. 40 00:01:30,081 --> 00:01:34,929 I'm going to tell my mom. 41 00:01:34,953 --> 00:01:36,131 Mom, mom! 42 00:01:36,155 --> 00:01:37,865 I need your permission to get a job. 43 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,835 - Oh, you're too young to have a job, sweetie. 44 00:01:40,859 --> 00:01:43,972 - Butters g***t a job. 45 00:01:43,996 --> 00:01:45,573 - Mom, look at this shithole we live in. 46 00:01:45,597 --> 00:01:46,974 Somebody has to get a job because you 47 00:01:46,998 --> 00:01:48,543 just sit on your a***s all day. 48 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:51,780 - I had a job, Eric, but you g***t me fired because you 49 00:01:51,804 --> 00:01:53,247 wanted me taking care of you. 50 00:01:53,271 --> 00:01:55,417 And that's why we had to sell our house. 51 00:01:55,441 --> 00:01:58,218 - Yes, right, because I'm the man of the house. 52 00:01:58,242 --> 00:01:59,387 You're supposed to take care of me 53 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:00,954 and I'm supposed to go get a job. 54 00:02:00,978 --> 00:02:02,290 You really expect us to live like this 55 00:02:02,313 --> 00:02:03,825 the rest of our lives? 56 00:02:03,849 --> 00:02:06,427 This is not a proper place to raise a child! 57 00:02:06,451 --> 00:02:08,362 You have to let me go find a job, Mom. 58 00:02:08,387 --> 00:02:10,230 - Eric, the truth is, I don't think you'd 59 00:02:10,254 --> 00:02:12,000 last four hours at a job. 60 00:02:12,024 --> 00:02:13,901 - Oh, now you sound like Kyle. 61 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,036 Do you run Hollywood with him? 62 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:16,737 Are you a Jew too, Mom? 63 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,306 - All right, Eric, fine. 64 00:02:18,329 --> 00:02:20,442 You want to go get a job and have a little dose of reality? 65 00:02:20,466 --> 00:02:22,610 Maybe it'll be good for you. 66 00:02:22,634 --> 00:02:23,944 - Thanks, Mom. 67 00:02:23,968 --> 00:02:26,347 I love you. 68 00:02:26,371 --> 00:02:28,449 Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving in ice cream. 69 00:02:28,473 --> 00:02:30,350 Loo, loo, loo, you'll eat it too. 70 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:32,954 Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving ice cream. 71 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,622 OK, and the pistachio maple cream. 72 00:02:34,646 --> 00:02:36,890 Let me know if you need extra napkins for your table 73 00:02:36,914 --> 00:02:38,150 and have a creamy day. 74 00:02:40,885 --> 00:02:42,096 Oh. Hey, Eric. 75 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,097 - Hey, Butters. 76 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,566 I'm here for my job. 77 00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:45,533 - What are you talking about? 78 00:02:45,557 --> 00:02:46,734 My mom gave me permission. 79 00:02:46,758 --> 00:02:47,769 I can start work now. 80 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,103 What do I do? 81 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,905 - Well, but Eric, this is my job. 82 00:02:50,929 --> 00:02:52,139 - Yeah, I want your job, sitting 83 00:02:52,163 --> 00:02:53,875 around eating ice cream. Sounds fun. 84 00:02:53,899 --> 00:02:55,075 - Eric, there's a lot more to it 85 00:02:55,099 --> 00:02:56,377 than that and I already do this job so... 86 00:02:56,401 --> 00:02:57,912 - Everything all right, Butters? 87 00:02:57,936 --> 00:02:59,146 - Oh. Yes, Mr. Sullivan. 88 00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:00,281 I was just... - Hello, sir. 89 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,549 I'm a dear friend of Butters. 90 00:03:01,573 --> 00:03:02,950 He told me all about this place and said 91 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,853 I should get permission from my mom to work here. 92 00:03:04,877 --> 00:03:06,120 - Oh. 93 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,021 Well, uh, I do need all the help I can get. 94 00:03:08,045 --> 00:03:09,356 Butters, can you vouch for him? 95 00:03:09,381 --> 00:03:11,825 Is he trustworthy and reliable? 96 00:03:11,849 --> 00:03:18,233 - Uh, oh, um, OK. 97 00:03:18,257 --> 00:03:19,466 - All right. 98 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:20,935 Well, let's find him a uniform and you 99 00:03:20,959 --> 00:03:22,236 can start training him. 100 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:29,009 - Hey, man, I g***t a job. 101 00:03:29,033 --> 00:03:30,177 - All right, Eric. 102 00:03:30,201 --> 00:03:31,312 So there's three types of ice cream. 103 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,281 Waffle cone, sugar cone, and cups. 104 00:03:33,305 --> 00:03:34,883 - Uh-huh, and when do we get to have breaks? 105 00:03:34,906 --> 00:03:37,718 - Well, you get a 10 minute break every two hours 106 00:03:37,742 --> 00:03:39,753 but only after you check all the freezers, which 107 00:03:39,777 --> 00:03:42,490 are right over there, and need to always be set to 0 degrees. 108 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,292 - OK, and how much longer do we have to be here? 109 00:03:44,316 --> 00:03:45,960 - Eric, please, I don't want to lose this jo... 110 00:03:45,984 --> 00:03:47,061 Oh. Hello, sir. 111 00:03:47,085 --> 00:03:48,295 Hope you're having a creamy day. 112 00:03:48,319 --> 00:03:49,730 What can I get for you? 113 00:03:49,754 --> 00:03:52,533 - Can I have a single scoop of coconut almond fudge? 114 00:03:52,557 --> 00:03:53,800 - OK. 115 00:03:53,824 --> 00:03:56,538 Eric, can you scoop out some coconut almond fudge? 116 00:03:56,562 --> 00:03:57,406 - Why? 117 00:03:57,430 --> 00:03:58,973 - Because it's your job, Eric. 118 00:03:58,997 --> 00:04:00,375 - Whoa, Butters. 119 00:04:00,399 --> 00:04:03,912 Let's not make this a toxic work environment, OK? 120 00:04:03,936 --> 00:04:04,913 - One second, sir. 121 00:04:04,937 --> 00:04:11,185 I'll get that scoop. 122 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,054 - Yeah, I g***t a job in an ice cream shop. 123 00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:14,322 Yeah, it's dumb as hell but I'm going 124 00:04:14,346 --> 00:04:16,391 to start getting paychecks. 125 00:04:16,415 --> 00:04:18,692 - Butter... Butters, what is this about? 126 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:19,627 - Oh, sorry, sir. 127 00:04:19,651 --> 00:04:21,194 Eric? - Yeah, I know. 128 00:04:21,218 --> 00:04:22,997 She's pretty hot but she's g***t droopy b***s. 129 00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:24,264 - Eric! 130 00:04:24,288 --> 00:04:25,432 Eric, you can't just sit there at a table. 131 00:04:25,456 --> 00:04:26,867 - Yeah, I can. It's Monday. 132 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:28,036 - So? 133 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,670 - So haven't you heard of bare minimum Mondays? 134 00:04:29,694 --> 00:04:31,139 It's a thing that young people have created because we 135 00:04:31,163 --> 00:04:32,473 care about our mental health. 136 00:04:32,497 --> 00:04:33,774 - I don't care if it's bare minimum Mondays. 137 00:04:33,798 --> 00:04:34,975 Eric, you need to... 138 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:35,976 - Oh, break time. 139 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:42,173 I'll be...