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1 00:00:08,974 --> 00:00:12,127 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:13,829 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:15,715 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:15,815 --> 00:00:18,719 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:18,804 --> 00:00:20,500 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:22,238 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:25,341 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:28,844 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 9 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:31,898 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:31,982 --> 00:00:33,898 *SOUTH PARK Season 25 Episode 06 11 00:00:33,991 --> 00:00:35,160 Aired on: March 16, 2022. 12 00:00:35,245 --> 00:00:37,530 Episode Title: "Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special" 13 00:00:43,536 --> 00:00:45,961 Eat your breakfast, Stan, you're gonna be late for school. 14 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,575 You told me to finish my homework! 15 00:00:47,660 --> 00:00:49,920 Do both, come on guys, we gotta get going. 16 00:00:50,005 --> 00:00:53,202 Hey whoa, whoa. What the f***k is going on? 17 00:00:53,458 --> 00:00:55,741 I'm about to take the kids to school, why? 18 00:00:55,826 --> 00:00:59,020 Hello?! It's St. Patrick's day. 19 00:00:59,106 --> 00:01:00,427 I know... I'm wearing green. 20 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,713 You guys this is Tegridy Weed's biggest day of the year. 21 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,932 I need help with the St. Patrick's Day Special. 22 00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:08,268 Sorry, Randy, the kids aren't missing school. 23 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:09,769 Come on, guys, let's go... 24 00:01:09,869 --> 00:01:11,287 Okay, yeah, great, don't worry about it, 25 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:14,372 I'll do it all myself. Again. 26 00:01:14,457 --> 00:01:16,319 Top O' the mornin' to ya! 27 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:21,030 This is God d***n ridiculous. Piece a s***t family... 28 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:22,482 How's it going, Randy? 29 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,784 Ugh, I'm just so stressed out! 30 00:01:24,884 --> 00:01:26,619 We have to make a huge profit today 31 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:27,987 or the whole year is f***d. 32 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,823 How's the St. Patrick's Day Special? 33 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,158 I think it's better than last year's. 34 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,493 Lemme see... 35 00:01:35,286 --> 00:01:36,996 Oh, wow... 36 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,669 Wow... 37 00:01:38,819 --> 00:01:40,921 This is gonna be our best special ever! 38 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,864 Come on, let's get the truck loaded up! 39 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:46,255 Let's sell what we can from our drive up booth, 40 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:47,356 and then later we can hit the Irish bar. 41 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,309 What the f***k. 42 00:01:55,777 --> 00:01:57,761 Hey! Excuse me! 43 00:01:57,846 --> 00:01:59,497 Oh, good morning, Randy. 44 00:01:59,588 --> 00:02:01,123 What do you think you're doing? 45 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:04,153 Oh. We're, uh, doing a St. Patrick's Day Special. 46 00:02:04,536 --> 00:02:05,941 No you're not. 47 00:02:06,747 --> 00:02:08,377 Uhh, yeah. We are. 48 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,888 So first you steal my idea of selling weed 49 00:02:11,036 --> 00:02:12,733 and now you're stealing my idea 50 00:02:12,818 --> 00:02:14,803 of doing a St. Patrick's Day Special! 51 00:02:14,887 --> 00:02:17,326 Pretty sure St. Patrick's Day wasn't your idea. 52 00:02:17,411 --> 00:02:19,741 Is that right? Ok... 53 00:02:19,825 --> 00:02:21,870 Game on, motherfucker. 54 00:02:26,498 --> 00:02:28,450 ♪ Loo loo loo! It's St. Patrick's Day! ♪ 55 00:02:28,534 --> 00:02:30,218 ♪ Looo loo loo! De doot be do! ♪ 56 00:02:30,302 --> 00:02:32,075 Come on Butters, time for school! 57 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,538 Ok, mom! 58 00:02:35,087 --> 00:02:38,170 Ohhh dad, are you wearin' green or are you gonna get a pinch? 59 00:02:38,255 --> 00:02:41,262 Ha ha... I've g***t a green tie on, you little rascal! 60 00:02:41,347 --> 00:02:43,528 And I'm wearing a green scarf! 61 00:02:43,613 --> 00:02:46,432 Ok! Well someone's gettin a pinch today! 62 00:02:49,895 --> 00:02:51,865 Hey, Clyde! You g***t your green on! 63 00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:54,142 Hey Jimmy! Nice green pants! 64 00:02:54,226 --> 00:02:57,020 Tee-h***e! Te h***e h***e h***e! 65 00:02:57,105 --> 00:02:58,958 Happy St. Patrick's Day, fellas! 66 00:02:59,043 --> 00:03:01,461 - Hey, Butters. - Wul you guys all look very festive! 67 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:03,888 Yeah, it's super fun. St. Patrick's Day rules. 68 00:03:03,981 --> 00:03:05,733 Oh, I hope they put green food coloring in our milk 69 00:03:05,817 --> 00:03:07,177 at lunchtime again like last year! 70 00:03:07,262 --> 00:03:08,528 Uh-oh! 71 00:03:08,613 --> 00:03:10,791 Hey, Kelly-Ann! What's going on? 72 00:03:10,876 --> 00:03:12,005 What do you mean? 73 00:03:12,090 --> 00:03:14,442 Looks like someone forgot what day it was! 74 00:03:14,654 --> 00:03:16,739 Ha ha! Pi-i-i-i-nch! 75 00:03:20,727 --> 00:03:21,969 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 76 00:03:22,054 --> 00:03:24,005 I didn't mean to do anything wrong, honest! 77 00:03:24,090 --> 00:03:25,874 Do you know what sexual assault is? 78 00:03:25,959 --> 00:03:27,544 I'm so sorry! Please! 79 00:03:27,629 --> 00:03:28,850 It's just... Well, she had it comin' 80 00:03:28,934 --> 00:03:30,343 on account of the way she was dressed! 81 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:31,780 Ohhh! 82 00:03:31,864 --> 00:03:33,317 Wow, kid, wow! 83 00:03:33,402 --> 00:03:35,114 Alright. Take this shithead to the station 84 00:03:35,199 --> 00:03:37,053 and book him for sexual assault of a minor. 85 00:03:37,138 --> 00:03:39,193 Oh, jeez, I didn't know Kelly-Ann was a minor! 86 00:03:39,278 --> 00:03:40,522 Wul, she didn't have a mining helmet 87 00:03:40,606 --> 00:03:42,091 or a pick axe or anything! 88 00:03:45,088 --> 00:03:48,138 Ok, looks like you assaulted a nine year old girl... 89 00:03:48,223 --> 00:03:51,544 No prior history... assault took place at an elementary school. 90 00:03:51,629 --> 00:03:55,068 But... But, sir, it's St. Patrick's Day. 91 00:03:55,153 --> 00:03:57,771 Look, I know! It's St. Patrick's Day, right? 92 00:03:57,856 --> 00:03:59,874 If people don't wear green, they get pinched! 93 00:03:59,958 --> 00:04:01,356 Yes! Right! 94 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:03,058 Yeah... Only one problem. 95 00:04:03,226 --> 00:04:05,880 The little girl you pinched? Kelly-Ann Barlow? 96 00:04:05,965 --> 00:04:08,138 She was wearing green socks. 97 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:11,998 You're a God d***n sexual predator. 98 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:13,722 Don't let him jack off in here! 99 00:04:13,806 --> 00:04:15,481 These types always mess up my jail! 100 00:04:17,903 --> 00:04:19,442 Welcome, everyone, welcome. 101 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:22,135 Thank you for coming to Credigree Farms! 102 00:04:33,492 --> 00:04:36,204 Randy, we all see you behind the bush. 103 00:04:40,461 --> 00:04:42,122 Everyone sees you. 104 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:46,450 Oh. Uh... 105 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:48,469 A very happy mornin', everybody! 106 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:51,427 And a foine St. Patrick's Day to all of ye. 107 00:04:51,512 --> 00:04:53,145 I don't know if ya noohticed. 108 00:04:53,230 --> 00:04:55,841 But, uh, there's a farm across the street 109 00:04:55,926 --> 00:04:57,310 selling weed also... 110 00:04:57,395 --> 00:05:00,785 And the owner is actually 10 par-cent Irish! 111 00:05:00,895 --> 00:05:02,178 So, obviously, you're upset 112 00:05:02,263 --> 00:05:03,919 that you don't seem to have any customers. 113 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,950 What I'm upset about 114 00:05:06,035 --> 00:05:09,788 is a wee little thing called "cultural appropriation". 115 00:05:09,873 --> 00:05:11,111 Ever heard of it? 116 00:05:11,341 --> 00:05:14,731 That's why we can't wear sombreros on Cinco de Mayo. 117 00:05:14,816 --> 00:05:17,544 Why we can't dress like Indians on Halloween. 118 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,356 What's your point? 119 00:05:19,473 --> 00:05:22,926 I'm looking at my point, you racist son of a bitch. 120 00:05:23,011 --> 00:05:25,216 You have no right to wear that stuff. 121 00:05:25,301 --> 00:05:26,536 It is offensive. 122 00:05:26,671 --> 00:05:27,788 Come on, guys! 123 00:05:27,873 --> 00:05:31,388 St. Patrick's Day is the one day of the year we have left 124 00:05:31,519 --> 00:05:34,067 where we can actually celebrate being white. 125 00:05:34,152 --> 00:05:37,338 Any other day that we tried to be proud of our culture, 126 00:05:37,523 --> 00:05:39,803 we would get immediately cancelled by Twitter! 127 00:05:39,888 --> 00:05:42,818 And yet for some reason, you're all over here, 128 00:05:42,903 --> 00:05:45,700 buying your weed from someone who is fine 129 00:05:45,785 --> 00:05:47,614 mocking our customs and traditions. 130 00:05:47,699 --> 00:05:50,239 Maybe they're here because my St. Patrick's Day Special 131 00:05:50,324 --> 00:05:51,374 is better than yours. 132 00:06:03,066 --> 00:06:04,294 Okay, yeah... 133 00:06:04,382 --> 00:06:06,633 Yeah, let's arrest the white leprechaun. 134 00:06:06,718 -->...