The.Paragon.2023.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-FLUX Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:58,493 --> 00:01:00,233 Six minutes. 2 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:03,062 That's how long they reckon my heart stopped for. 3 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,107 You know, they talk about a white light... 4 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:07,022 life flashing before your eyes. 5 00:01:07,023 --> 00:01:08,415 Well, I didn't get any of that s***t. 6 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:10,112 The only reason I'm alive 7 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:12,071 is because that shop owner down the road 8 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,769 had one of those heart-zapper machine things, 9 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:18,077 and... bzzt... zaps me back to life. 10 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:22,472 He told the cops that the car that hit me, 11 00:01:22,473 --> 00:01:24,474 it just drove off. 12 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:26,476 It was a silver Toyota Corolla. 13 00:01:26,477 --> 00:01:28,958 He didn't get the number plate. 14 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,744 Come on, hey. 15 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:35,355 I'm Dutch Nordstrom, 16 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:37,661 ex-professional tennis player and entrepreneur, 17 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:39,968 and I have a new program for you. 18 00:01:39,969 --> 00:01:41,578 See, in my long career, I've beaten 19 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,624 some of the best players in the world. 20 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:45,713 You know how I did that? 21 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:47,018 This. 22 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:48,933 If you don't win the mental game, 23 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:50,500 you do not win the game, 24 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:52,415 and that's why I've developed my new program... 25 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:54,330 Knife Fight Tennis. 26 00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:56,202 I've designed Knife Fight Tennis 27 00:01:56,203 --> 00:02:00,119 for pros, semi-pros, amateurs with something to prove. 28 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,512 But in this program, I'm not gonna teach you 29 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,688 how to backhand or to use spin. 30 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:05,733 I'm gonna teach you the art 31 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:07,213 of the backhanded compliment, 32 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:10,129 of how to spin the facts in your favor to win... 33 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,000 Knife Fight Tennis. 34 00:02:12,001 --> 00:02:14,133 How to pick up little details from your opponent's childhood 35 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,135 that you can drop into conversation like, 36 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,745 "Hey, Danny, that's a great serve 37 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:20,400 for someone that wet the bed till they were 15." 38 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:22,532 So, they get my heart going again, 39 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:25,100 but my leg is smashed in four places. 40 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:29,322 I mean, that's the end of me and tennis. Done. 41 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:32,977 Everything that came before feels like a kind of dream. 42 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:37,982 ♪ She's g***t a cold heart, baby... ♪ 43 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:42,161 Everything that came after feels like a sick joke. 44 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:53,998 Hey, I've gotta get to work, but don't you think 45 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:55,870 we should just have a chat about that email? 46 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:58,177 I didn't get an email. 47 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,787 Okay, well, if you'd read the email, it would have 48 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:01,354 moved this conversation on about Tony a lot faster. 49 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:03,138 Who's Tony? 50 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:05,793 Tony is a colleague at work with whom I've been having s***x. 51 00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:08,535 What the hell, Emily? How many times? 52 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:09,666 I've been trying to engage with you 53 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:10,972 on this issue for a while now, 54 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:12,321 but honestly, it's been a challenge. 55 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:13,975 So, I figured this was just an easier way 56 00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:15,933 to bring you up to speed with where things are at with us. 57 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:17,370 There's a bullet-point list here. 58 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:19,198 Yeah, yeah, just to highlight the areas 59 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,112 of our relationship that aren't currently meeting expectations. 60 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:23,027 Our s***x life, like... 61 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:25,160 What's wrong with our s***x life? 62 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:26,727 Did you like the dinner? 63 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:27,728 What? 64 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:29,208 The bolognese. 65 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,210 Can we concentrate? 66 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,603 Uh... 67 00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:34,865 I added Marmite. That's the secret. 68 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:36,389 That's why it's so delicious. 69 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:38,217 Dutch, I don't wanna talk about f***g dinner, okay? 70 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,001 I'm concentrating. 71 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:42,046 Just stop. Just wait. 72 00:03:43,179 --> 00:03:44,614 Yeah, yeah. 73 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:45,615 Do you like that? 74 00:03:45,616 --> 00:03:47,226 - Yeah. - Yeah? 75 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,401 That's good. 76 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:50,577 You love it, don't you? Yeah. 77 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:52,056 It brings out the umami. 78 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,057 What!? 79 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:54,320 Well, you see, 80 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,235 this says that I'm angry all the time. 81 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,238 I'm not angry all the time. 82 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,283 The other day, you went on a 40-minute rant 83 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:03,024 about how much you hate unicyclists. 84 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:04,634 I don't have a problem with unicyclists, 85 00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:06,245 as long as they're at the circus. 86 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,247 But when you see a guy riding a unicycle 87 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,205 to work in the bike lane, 88 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:11,554 oh, come on, mate. 89 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:13,075 Like, that's how you wanna get to work. 90 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:15,428 You wanna get on your unicycle 91 00:04:15,429 --> 00:04:17,081 and just toddle off, toddle off to work. 92 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:18,866 It takes twice as long. And all you're doing is saying, 93 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,128 "Hey, look, I have balance." 94 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:21,521 Oh, why don't you f***g juggle? 95 00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:22,957 Why don't you start juggling on the way? 96 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:24,698 "Oh, I need to juggle, because I need to 97 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:27,179 work out my arms on my way to work because this is how..." 98 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:31,879 Emily... 99 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,273 I was hit by a car. 100 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,449 Be that as it may, I just don't see 101 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:38,451 how we can effectively move forward, 102 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:39,974 given the current state of affairs. 103 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,671 What current state of affairs? 104 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:43,544 You're not the same man I married. 105 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:48,287 Okay, fine, fine. You go. 106 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,289 But everyone is gonna say that you left me 107 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,334 because I have a limp. 108 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,684 Be that as it may. 109 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:59,298 And... and they're gonna say that you're a terrible person, 110 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,125 and they'll be right! 111 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:04,520 Because you are! You are a terrible person! 112 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:08,132 Emily's not a terrible person. 113 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:10,483 It's not her fault. 114 00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:13,921 She didn't sign up for any of this. 115 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:17,054 And it's not my fault. What did I do? 116 00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:19,274 I was just walking down the street, 117 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:21,842 minding my own business. 118 00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:23,713 You know who I do blame, though? 119 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:25,498 I blame the guy who hit me with his car 120 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:28,327 and left me there for dead. 121 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,895 Yeah, I blame him for all of it. 122 00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:16,505 So, where are the cops at with everything? 123 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:18,377 Do you know how many silver Toyota Corollas 124 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,988 there are in this town? 125 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:23,556 A holy f***k-ton, that's how many. 126 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:25,645 The cops threw in the towel after looking at about 500. 127 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:28,387 So, this guy just basically g***t away with it all. 128 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,910 Oh, yeah, I lost my job, 129 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:31,912 I lost my house, I lost my wife. 130 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:34,001 He's just out there right now, 131 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:36,438 living his life, happy as Larry. 132 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:39,398 He's probably laughing at me right now. 133 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,356 Probably not even thinking about you, bro. 134 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:43,227 Yeah, well, he f***g should be! 135 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:46,187 I think about him all the time, 136 00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:48,015 every time my hip aches. 137 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:51,585...