Detour.to.Terror.1980.1080p.WEBRip.x264-RARBG Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:55,319 www.titlovi.com 2 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:01,054 I tell you what. There's no way ** I ever going to buy that cap. 3 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:03,291 Who's your tour guide? 4 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,993 I g***t stuck with Harry again. 5 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,963 He's gonna want you to wear the cap. 6 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:12,633 Well, he's been wanting for two years and it hasn't happened yet. 7 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,206 Ah, man! They just g***t it out of the wash. 8 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:19,973 We'll be lucky if we get out of here by noon. 9 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:23,311 I'll be lucky if I make it to Vegas by ten. 10 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:25,813 Which show's this one in? 11 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:29,883 "Lido de Paris". Whooee! 12 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:34,655 Finishes her first show at 9:30 and doesn't start her next one until 11:00. 13 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:37,991 Any reason why you couldn't meet her after the 11:00 show? 14 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,860 No reason at all, except... 15 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:43,964 that's when her regular boyfriend and all his buddies show up. 16 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:46,800 You're living dangerously again. 17 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:50,003 Yeah, well, I learned a long time ago you gotta take some chances in this life. 18 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:53,874 And, where women are concerned 19 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:56,410 it's best to take those chances sooner than later. 20 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:02,816 Golden West Tours? 21 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,685 - Right this way. - Thank you very much. 22 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:07,421 Friends, on behalf of Golden West I want to welcome you 23 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:10,691 to our Adventurers' Club tour to Las Vegas. 24 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:15,329 Those of you who generally travel by air are in for a scenic delight. 25 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:22,403 Just think. The money you saved by not flying, you can lose at the gambling tables. 26 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:27,241 My name is Harry Edwards. I'm your tour director and resident wit. 27 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:30,143 Oh, I can see that you people are going to have a wonderful time together. 28 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,380 I filled out name tags for everyone. 29 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:36,484 That's just in case during the trip you have a lapse of memory 30 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,651 and you forget who you are. 31 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,255 I want you all to wear the name tags 32 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:44,258 because we are going to be together for three days 33 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:47,895 and the sooner we get to know one another, the more fun we can have. 34 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:53,467 And that's what this trip is all about. Fun. Okay. Mr. and Mrs. Brain. 35 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,238 - Russ and Debbie Baker. - Here. 36 00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:03,243 All right, here. Here you are. Okay, this must be Debbie. This must be Russ. 37 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:05,646 Janet and Forrest Devlin. 38 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,304 Hi, honey, it's me. 39 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:31,805 Hi, love, what did you forget? 40 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:32,973 I didn't forget anything. 41 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,642 What is it, then? 42 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,510 Just wanted to check. 43 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:38,479 You sure you don't want me to come on home, we catch a late flight to Vegas? 44 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,114 Do you good to get away. 45 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,651 Let's just skip this one, Martin. Come on, 46 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,285 you know I'm not that crazy about Las Vegas. 47 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,522 At least we'd be together. 48 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:51,258 There will be other trips. Have a good time, lose a few bucks gracefully 49 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:52,526 and call me the minute you get in. 50 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,262 I miss you already. 51 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,030 I miss you. Safe journey. 52 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:05,606 He's not going to leave the ranch all weekend. 53 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:09,743 So far, so good, I guess. 54 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,045 Will you stop it! 55 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:15,449 Nobody's expecting us to catch a bus. 56 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:18,419 And I doubt that too many of the people we know travel this way. 57 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,054 You having second thoughts? 58 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,957 No, I waited too long. 59 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:32,132 In just a few moments we'll be boarding our bus. 60 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,301 So if any of you have any last-minute freshening-up to do 61 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:37,971 or you want to buy magazines or cigarettes, now would be the time. 62 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:41,041 - Where is she? - Who's she? 63 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:43,310 Oh, it's you. Makes it a perfect day. 64 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:46,279 I had two couples from the Kiwanis cancel at the last moment, 65 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,416 my regular photographer is sick and he's sending a girl 66 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,618 who never worked a tour in her life. 67 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:54,488 Yeah, and I'm your driver. Smile, Harry, that's what they pay you for. 68 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,457 - Where's your cap? - In the bus. 69 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:59,427 Hey, good afternoon, girls! You know, I thought for one terrible moment, there 70 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:01,395 you were going to take somebody else's bus. 71 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:04,432 You girls must be Peggy Cameron and Irene Martin. 72 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,500 I'm Harry. This is Lee, the driver. 73 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,036 Oh! Does this look all right? 74 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,004 It looks terrific. 75 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:13,774 Come on, girls, let me help you find a seat so you can see what's going on. 76 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,308 I'm supposed to assign the seats. 77 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:44,037 Never can be too safe when it comes to money. 78 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:51,044 Oh, that's us honey. Listen, buy a magazine. I'll trade with you during the trip. 79 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:54,482 Final call for Golden West Deluxe Tours. 80 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:58,318 Okey-dokey! Some lucky lady is going to win free tickets to Las Vegas 81 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:01,955 for she and her hubby. Get your raffle ticket before you get on board. 82 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,423 What if you aren't married? 83 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:04,825 This is for couples only. 84 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,226 Oh. 85 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,561 Singles, on the return trip. 86 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:09,930 Ah, you're a nice boy. 87 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:12,032 - Mr. Edwards? - Yes? 88 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,234 What happened to the group picture that was mentioned in the brochure? 89 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:17,337 Well, there's been a change in plans. We're going to take pictures on board the bus. 90 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:19,039 Oh. 91 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,808 Sounds like a rip-off to me. It does. 92 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,843 Mr. and Mrs. Brain. 93 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:25,012 - How y'all? - Fine, fine. 94 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,748 Welcome on board. Ah! Here's one for you, Mrs. Baker. 95 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:29,316 - Thank you. - Very good. 96 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:32,486 And here's one for you. That's very nice for you. 97 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:35,122 Okay. You don't get one, you're single. 98 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:38,025 Single people don't get one. On the way back, you get one. 99 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:39,993 - Sarah, it won't go. - Oh, it's g***t to go, Lenore. 100 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,363 You need some help? Maybe if... 101 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:49,136 Oh, that's very clever! Thank you! 102 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:52,039 Could we interest you in a game of Pitty Pat later? 103 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:53,741 Ah, no thanks. 104 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,475 Oh. Well, whatever. 105 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,711 If I were 20 years younger... 106 00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:01,381 You'd still be old enough to be his mother. Deal the cards. 107 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,887 Just shuffle the cards. 108 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,022 - Hello! - Hello! 109 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,724 - And one for you. - Thank you. 110 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:16,630 John Finch. - Yes, sir. We didn't think you'd make it. 111 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,165 I won't need a name plate. 112 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:20,033 Oh, yes, you see, but everybody's wearing them. 113 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:24,071 It's the one way that we get a chance to... See you in Vegas. 114 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:27,808 Well, I make it 28 fun-seekers this time around, Harry. 115 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:31,879 Your four Kiwanis people and two other no-shows are missing. 116 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:33,781 Yeah, but we're still waiting for the photographer. 117 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,515 Harry, I g***t a schedule to make, you know. 118 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,050 This isn't a commuter! 119 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,762 - Come on, Harry! - Wait up. 120 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:55,703 Hold it, Lee. 121 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,575 - Mr. Edwards? - That's right. 122 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:04,645 Fred called me this morning. He was very ill with bronchitis, 123...