Lethal.Weapon.3.1992.PROPER.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-LAMA Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,479 Riggs, homicide. 2 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,246 Cop: Nobody's dead. Riggs: Night's young. 3 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:47,899 This is sergeant Murtaugh. 4 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:49,610 - Threat or scare? - The real thing. 5 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,194 This gentleman saw the device. 6 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:54,489 On level 1, near the gas pumps. I wrote the license plate down. 7 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,325 That's okay, sir. Thanks a lot. 8 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,619 - Have you evacuated the building? - It's clean. 9 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,203 - Bomb squad? - On their way. 10 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,539 - It's under control. Let's go. - Bomb squad? 11 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:04,583 Rog, I think we ought to check this out. 12 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,210 - Hey. Hey, hey, hey, riggs. - What? 13 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,713 - Bomb squad's on their way. - There's no bomb. 14 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,341 - How can you be sure? - Because it's a full moon. 15 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,718 Moon, lunar, lunatics. They're everywhere. 16 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:16,553 - Hey, is that Greek? - No, no. Latin. 17 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,889 Latin. Man, you surprise the s***t out of me. 18 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,266 There's no bomb. It's probably a false alarm. 19 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,727 It happens. Probably saw a radio on the back seat. 20 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,647 Hey, hey. Let's not mess with this. Wait for the bomb squad. 21 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,024 You're right. You sit tight, I'll be right back. 22 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:31,777 - Hey, hey, hey, riggs. - What's the matter with you? 23 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:34,196 - There's a bomb in that building. - There's not. 24 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:35,989 - There's a bomb! - There is not. 25 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,659 There's a bomb in that building! Know how come I know? 26 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,702 - How? - I g***t eight days to retirement. 27 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,704 And I will not make a stupid mistake. 28 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:43,955 There is no bomb. 29 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:47,918 I will bet vital parts of my anatomy to the fact. Now, look. Look. 30 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,462 Trust me. Okay? Trust me. 31 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,259 That's usually my first mistake. 32 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,387 Hey, riggs. Riggs: Yo. 33 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,097 Murtaugh: Hey, wait. I'm coming. 34 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,598 Riggs: Hey, rog? Murtaugh: Yeah? 35 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:04,309 Riggs: Your insurance paid up? Murtaugh: Yeah, of course. Why? 36 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:08,397 Riggs: There could be a bomb in here. Murtaugh: Oh, god. 37 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,316 I hate it when I'm right. 38 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,946 - You ought to learn to trust your instincts. - Oh, god. 39 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,740 First impression can often be the right one. 40 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:23,537 Leak in his diff. About to drop his drive shaft. No wonder there's a bomb. 41 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,497 Just don't touch it. 42 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,291 Just looking. 43 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,086 Right. 44 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:37,300 What are you gonna do? Don't open the door. Don't open the door! 45 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,973 Son of a bitch, just look at it. 46 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,976 - Just look at it. - That's all I'm gonna do, is look. 47 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,064 Oh, my. There's more plastic than Cher. 48 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:54,818 I love this job. This is amateur night. Open the door. I can't hear you. 49 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,820 Open the door. 50 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,530 Don't do nothing. 51 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,450 Not that one! Mm-mm! 52 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:02,909 You son of a bitch. 53 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:06,246 Well, this is a pretty shonky job. I can dismantle it. 54 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:09,082 It looks like Beirut to me. Let's get the hell out of here. 55 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:16,006 Everybody's outside. Just me, you and this cat are dumb enough to be here. 56 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:18,425 Nearly a cat-tastrophe, huh? Heh. 57 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:22,387 - Relax, rog. Relax. Right. - Don't do nothing. 58 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,514 We g***t nine minutes and seven seconds left. 59 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,183 - Know what we could do? - What? 60 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:29,227 - We could drive this out. - Fine, it's your turn to drive. 61 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,271 No keys. Tsk, tsk. I could hot-wire it. 62 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,691 Aah! Don't even say "hot-wire" around this stuff, man. 63 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:37,944 - You're right, you're right. - Why ** I doing this? Why ** I...? 64 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:41,114 Looks like we're gonna have to do it the old-fashioned way. 65 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:45,702 Riggs, what are you thinking? What are you thinking, riggs? Riggs. 66 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:48,121 - I'm thinking we should cut the blue wire. - Wait! 67 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,207 - That's not what I think. - You think red? 68 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,252 I'm thinking that it's eight minutes and 42 seconds. 69 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:58,006 We can go upstairs, wait for the bomb squad, have a cappuccino. 70 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:01,802 The bomb squad never gets here on time. It's eight minutes and 31 seconds. 71 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,304 - Rog, please. - Forget the cappuccino. 72 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,808 - You know what they're gonna say? - "Get the f***k out of here." 73 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:11,770 After that, they're gonna say, "cut the blue wire," which I'm gonna do right now. 74 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,523 - Hey, hey. Wait, wait. Riggs. Wait. - What? 75 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,942 - How can you be so sure? - Oh, it's just a hunch. 76 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,319 - A hunch? - Remember the bomb under your toilet? 77 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:22,572 - Oh, s***t. How could I forget? - Red wire, blue wire, same thing. 78 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:25,951 This is more simplified. A bit more powerful, but more simplified. 79 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:29,496 - From where I was sitting, I couldn't see. - Forget it. Come on, trust me. 80 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:30,914 Yeah, so I gotta trust you? 81 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,834 Guess not. Well, I'm cutting the red wire, okay? 82 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,169 Oh! Oh! 83 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,756 - What? What? - A minute ago you said blue. 84 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,009 - Did I say blue? - Riggs, you said blue. 85 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,928 - Well, I meant red. - You sure? 86 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:46,972 We can do it your way if you'd like. 87 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:49,266 -My way? I don't have...! —quiet! 88 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:52,769 - I'm sure, okay? - S***t. 89 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,565 Riggs: You ready? 90 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:58,441 - Rog? - What? 91 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:02,153 Won't you kind of miss all this good stuff when you retire? 92 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:05,115 Aren't you gonna miss it a little bit? Huh? 93 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,577 I'm cutting the wire. 94 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,412 Snip. See? All done. 95 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,916 - Rog. - Yeah? 96 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,712 - Grab the cat. - Grab the cat? 97 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,798 Riggs: Get back! Take cover! 98 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,193 Policeman 1: Where are they? 99 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,075 Bravo. 100 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,373 Oops. 101 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,584 Right. Oops. 102 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,922 Right. 103 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:51,930 Seven days to retirement, I'm busted down to patrolman. 104 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,557 I should've cut the red wire. 105 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,810 - You did. - No, I didn't. I cut the blue wire. 106 00:07:56,977 --> 00:08:00,063 That's what I meant. We should've waited for the bomb squad. 107 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,898 ** I gonna have to listen to this? 108 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,609 - Every day until I retire. - That'll be a week too long. 109 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,069 Ah, s***t. 110 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,488 - My feet are killing me. - They're killing me too. 111 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,074 - How? - I gotta listen to you bitch about them! 112 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:15,620 - Because you should've cut the red wire! - I did cut the red wire! 113 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:19,374 What's this? It's kind of soft. It's not a bulletproof vest. 114 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:22,419 - It's not gonna keep anything out. - Gonna keep my stomach in. 115 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,754 What do you g***t under there? 116 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,674 - It's a girdle. - What? 117 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,135 Oh, god. It's a girdle. 118 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,220 Trish know about this? 119 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,180 Not a woman's girdle, a man's girdle. 120 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,891 - They make girdles for men? - They make girdles for men. 121 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,393 - They do, huh? - Yeah, they do. 122 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,771 I haven't worn this uniform in 15 years. Cleaners must have shrunk it. 123 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,481 Well, you should take it to chin. 124 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,693 I did take it to chin over in alpine. Look at it. It's shrunk all up in here. 125 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,447 - Have to hold my breath. - Did you see that? 126 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,949 - See what? - Jaywalker. 127 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,826 Jaywalking? 128 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,454 Hold it right there, pal. Step up here, please. 129 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,707 - What did I do? - Stand there. 130 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,835 What'd you do? Jaywalking. I saw you. 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