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1 00:04:29,001 --> 00:04:30,521 Hey, there, Alexandra. 2 00:04:33,081 --> 00:04:36,881 It's Pierre. My car's broken down so we'll be taking the Métro. 3 00:04:38,081 --> 00:04:40,321 See you in half an hour. 4 00:05:06,921 --> 00:05:08,321 I had a dream. 5 00:05:21,201 --> 00:05:22,561 It was weird. 6 00:05:39,001 --> 00:05:40,721 My arm's gone dead. 7 00:05:49,921 --> 00:05:51,761 I was in a tunnel. 8 00:05:54,641 --> 00:05:55,801 A tunnel. 9 00:05:57,841 --> 00:05:59,001 It was red. 10 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,321 And then... 11 00:06:03,761 --> 00:06:06,641 Then the tunnel broke in two. 12 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:25,001 I think it's... 13 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,281 because of my period. 14 00:06:34,681 --> 00:06:37,161 I'm late, you know. 15 00:06:44,921 --> 00:06:46,081 Very late? 16 00:06:51,841 --> 00:06:53,761 No, a few days. 17 00:06:54,841 --> 00:06:56,201 We'll see. 18 00:07:30,081 --> 00:07:31,921 We slept a long time. 19 00:07:33,441 --> 00:07:37,161 I'd better get up and buy some booze before it closes. 20 00:07:38,001 --> 00:07:40,961 I have to be nice to Pierre. 21 00:07:42,041 --> 00:07:44,841 After all, I stole his girl. 22 00:07:47,361 --> 00:07:48,481 What? 23 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:51,481 - And I also have to... - No. 24 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:53,881 You didn't steal anything from anybody, my love. 25 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,921 I'm not an object, you know? 26 00:07:59,041 --> 00:08:01,601 You didn't steal a thing from anybody. 27 00:08:01,721 --> 00:08:04,321 It was all me. I made all the decisions. 28 00:08:04,441 --> 00:08:06,561 It's always the woman who decides. 29 00:08:10,481 --> 00:08:11,601 It is. 30 00:08:17,721 --> 00:08:21,801 It's true, you do decide. 31 00:08:23,601 --> 00:08:27,081 Making me spend an evening with your ex. 32 00:08:27,201 --> 00:08:29,961 Imposing an evening with your ex on me, even if he's a buddy. 33 00:08:30,081 --> 00:08:31,841 - He really likes you. - I know. 34 00:08:31,961 --> 00:08:34,161 Still, you're gonna have to pay! 35 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:35,441 No, I'm not paying. 36 00:08:35,561 --> 00:08:37,641 - You decide, you pay. - No, stop it! I'm not... 37 00:08:37,761 --> 00:08:40,201 I'm not awake! 38 00:08:41,841 --> 00:08:44,121 Stop it! You're gonna pay for this! 39 00:08:44,241 --> 00:08:48,961 - If you hurt me, I swear you'll pay. - You're the one who's gonna pay. 40 00:08:49,081 --> 00:08:51,801 It's time for the revenge of the elephant! 41 00:08:52,561 --> 00:08:54,481 The one that eats up infants! 42 00:09:06,281 --> 00:09:07,601 Stop! 43 00:09:08,241 --> 00:09:10,361 You know I don't like that! 44 00:09:18,321 --> 00:09:20,281 I'll get my revenge too. 45 00:09:22,281 --> 00:09:23,321 With a kiss. 46 00:09:28,681 --> 00:09:29,881 You crushed me! 47 00:09:30,001 --> 00:09:31,241 I did not! 48 00:09:34,321 --> 00:09:35,961 Did I hurt you? 49 00:09:36,081 --> 00:09:39,801 - Don't exaggerate! - F***k! You crushed my balls! 50 00:09:40,441 --> 00:09:43,201 Liar! Did I really hurt you? 51 00:09:44,561 --> 00:09:46,201 You're sickening! 52 00:09:46,321 --> 00:09:47,361 You're zickenino! 53 00:09:48,441 --> 00:09:50,561 I'm gonna make some coffee. 54 00:09:53,681 --> 00:09:55,041 Stop it! 55 00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:57,401 Stop, stop, stop. 56 00:09:59,521 --> 00:10:01,881 - I'm gonna make coffee. - You're gonna make coffee? 57 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:06,361 Yes. Hey, you've g***t to go out and buy a bottle. 58 00:10:10,721 --> 00:10:11,721 Go on. 59 00:10:12,281 --> 00:10:13,881 - Okay! - Go on! 60 00:10:19,361 --> 00:10:21,401 Look at my eye. It hurts. 61 00:10:23,521 --> 00:10:25,681 I swear there's something there. 62 00:10:29,681 --> 00:10:31,241 Put some music on. 63 00:10:40,001 --> 00:10:43,201 You make my head spin 64 00:10:44,641 --> 00:10:47,841 You are my merry-go-round 65 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:52,441 I'm always at a party 66 00:10:53,761 --> 00:10:56,841 When I'm in your arms 67 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,761 - You know what? - What? 68 00:10:59,881 --> 00:11:03,241 I wanna f***k your a***s. 69 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,961 I thought you were romantic! 70 00:11:07,081 --> 00:11:08,641 - I **! - Oh, really? 71 00:11:19,481 --> 00:11:22,121 Aren't we great, the two of us? 72 00:11:23,761 --> 00:11:26,521 When the two of us are together 73 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,041 Oh, how wonderful life is! 74 00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:35,561 When the two of us are one 75 00:11:35,681 --> 00:11:38,561 We could fly to outer space 76 00:11:40,321 --> 00:11:42,761 When my heart is next to yours 77 00:12:12,961 --> 00:12:14,001 I love you. 78 00:12:14,921 --> 00:12:15,961 Me too. 79 00:12:16,761 --> 00:12:19,881 We'll love each other forever 80 00:12:21,681 --> 00:12:24,481 And even if there's no forever 81 00:12:26,481 --> 00:12:29,481 We'd love each other all the same 82 00:12:38,081 --> 00:12:39,801 What if I'm pregnant? 83 00:12:47,481 --> 00:12:48,761 That'd be fun! 84 00:12:54,721 --> 00:12:55,801 Oh, yes, please! 85 00:12:59,161 --> 00:13:00,121 Shower. 86 00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:20,321 I need to get some booze! 87 00:13:21,961 --> 00:13:23,761 G***t any cash? 88 00:13:23,881 --> 00:13:24,921 Stop it! 89 00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:26,321 Stop what? 90 00:13:26,441 --> 00:13:28,441 You never have any money! You're impossible! 91 00:13:28,561 --> 00:13:31,681 Right, but do you? 92 00:13:33,001 --> 00:13:34,561 I'll take it from your purse. 93 00:14:31,561 --> 00:14:32,681 I'll be right back. 94 00:17:59,921 --> 00:18:01,761 I'm reading an amazing book. 95 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,401 How many months has it been? 96 00:18:03,521 --> 00:18:06,001 - Several... I can't finish it. - How long is it? 43 pages? 97 00:18:06,121 --> 00:18:09,481 - What I'm telling you is special. - She's read the summary. 98 00:18:09,601 --> 00:18:11,041 She turns a page and... slam! 99 00:18:11,161 --> 00:18:12,121 What is it? 100 00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:14,081 It says... 101 00:18:14,201 --> 00:18:16,041 The book says that... 102 00:18:17,441 --> 00:18:21,641 It says the future is already written. 103 00:18:21,761 --> 00:18:22,921 It's all there. 104 00:18:23,761 --> 00:18:26,961 And the proof lies in premonitory dreams. 105 00:18:27,081 --> 00:18:30,801 Wow! It's putting us to sleep already! 106 00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:32,561 Even dreams are bad news! 107 00:18:32,681 --> 00:18:35,001 Well, what should be written... 108 00:18:35,121 --> 00:18:37,801 I often dream I'm sleeping. It's my only dream. 109 00:18:37,921 --> 00:18:38,761 F***k! 110 00:18:38,881 --> 00:18:40,641 At least you relax. 111 00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:43,961 Is this our stop? 112 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,561 No, not this one. 113 00:18:45,681 --> 00:18:46,881 It's the next one. 114 00:18:47,641 --> 00:18:50,841 It's good that you sleep once in a while. How long for? Two hours a night? 115 00:18:50,961 --> 00:18:53,841 The number of times I collapsed on top of you, drenched in sweat, 116 00:18:53,961 --> 00:18:55,521 after hours of physical exertion... 117 00:18:55,641 --> 00:18:57,641 Was it good? Tell me about it. I want to know! 118 00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,801 You can't get her there either? What a catastrophe! 119 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:02,681 What does it take to make you come? 120 00:19:02,801 --> 00:19:05,281 Stop! Why do you say stuff like that? 121 00:19:05,401 --> 00:19:07,761 What do you expect if you go out with your ex? 122 00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,521 Don't tell me you make her come! 123 00:19:09,641 --> 00:19:11,201 We'll tell you, don't worry. 124 00:19:11,321 --> 00:19:12,561 No, seriously. 125 00:19:12,681 --> 00:19:13,641 What? 126 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:16,481 - He makes you come? - I'm not saying... 127 00:19:16,601 --> 00:19:20,961 Alex, you don't have to answer that social reject. 128 00:19:21,081 --> 00:19:24,321 Look at him with his primate head! Come on, spill the beans! 129 00:19:25,401 --> 00:19:29,201 You and your little secrets! "Yes, we make each other come!" 130 00:19:29,321 --> 00:19:33,201 You see how you are! You want to explain everything. 131 00:19:33,321 --> 00:19:36,081 No, I don't. Just tell me if you come or not! 132 00:19:36,201 --> 00:19:37,401 I spent years trying! 133 00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:39,041 Yes, don't worry, it's all good! 134 00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:41,801 That's why you're behind and I'm in front. 135 00:19:43,681 --> 00:19:45,841 No kidding, Alex. 136 00:19:45,961 --> 00:19:47,321 There's nobody here. 137 00:19:47,441 --> 00:19:49,401 Has he done anything interesting or not? 138 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,521 - Come on! - You can't talk about things like that. 139 00:19:52,641 --> 00:19:54,601 You can't talk about it? How about doing it? 140 00:19:54,721 --> 00:19:56,401 Let's line up and see what happens! 141 00:19:56,521 --> 00:19:57,841 It's complicated... 142 00:19:57,961 --> 00:19:59,601 Seriously, did you get there or not? 143 00:19:59,721 --> 00:20:01,921 You used to complain and for ages I thought... 144 00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:04,521 But I've had stunning results ever since. 145 00:20:04,641 --> 00:20:06,761 - You know... - Has he managed it? 146 00:20:06,881 --> 00:20:09,161 - You can't talk about s***x. - Why not? 147 00:20:09,281 --> 00:20:11,321 It's not...