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You've g***t mail. 4 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,051 We are releasing our fourth 5 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:33,636 and final quarterly report 6 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:34,637 on public and private efforts… 7 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:38,057 … to address the Y2K computer problem. 8 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,476 The report shows that our hard work 9 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,228 in this country 10 00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:43,938 is paying off, 11 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:47,233 and while there is more to do, I expect we will experience 12 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:50,111 no major national breakdowns 13 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:53,114 as a result of the year 2000 date change. 14 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,039 ♪ We've come a long, long way together ♪ 15 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,377 ♪ Through the hard times and the good ♪ 16 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:10,297 ♪ I have to celebrate you, baby ♪ 17 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:15,427 ♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪ 18 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,822 Seniors rule the school! 19 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:37,825 Hey, bitch! Surge, up! 20 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:40,327 Get over here, junior. 21 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,454 Hey, that's my head! 22 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:55,843 "XOXO". 23 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:10,983 What are you doing for NYE? 24 00:03:14,737 --> 00:03:15,696 Huh. 25 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,450 ♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪ 26 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,537 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 27 00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:27,708 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 28 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:34,715 ♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪ 29 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,634 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 30 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:45,309 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 31 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:52,816 Another boring New Year's 32 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:54,401 at the Mendenhall's for us. 33 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:57,321 What about you? Any lucky lady gonna get the midnight kiss? 34 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,531 We're just gonna, like, chill and watch a movie or something. 35 00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:01,242 That's good. 36 00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:03,035 You know, there's a lot of weirdos out there tonight, 37 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,287 plus with this whole computer virus bug thing. 38 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,872 - I don't know. - Yeah, I'm sure we'll die 39 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,791 as soon as we leave the house after dark. 40 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,542 - Come on. - Well, I think it's great 41 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,461 that you're not putting pressure on yourself 42 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,046 for the big kiss. 43 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:15,923 You have plenty of time. 44 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,716 You ever French kiss before? 45 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,301 Your mom taught me in college. 46 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,720 She was ready to go, if you know what I mean. 47 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,013 Jesus Christ. 48 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,390 I don't wanna hear that. 49 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:26,475 See you next year. I love you. 50 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,559 Hey, Robin. 51 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:29,687 Give him some air, come on. 52 00:04:29,812 --> 00:04:31,939 - Yeah, I'll see you. - Check this out. 53 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,565 Get my news on here and everything. 54 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,317 - You can? - Yeah. 55 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,819 It's about Enron. 56 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,737 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 57 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,158 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 58 00:04:45,703 --> 00:04:47,413 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 59 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:51,875 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 60 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,171 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 61 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,634 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 62 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:05,014 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 63 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:11,937 ♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪ 64 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,814 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 65 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,907 - Your mom g***t a pool? - Yeah. 66 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:25,909 And you're going for a swim, bitch. Wah! 67 00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:26,952 Whoa, whoa. Watch the Kostons. 68 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,412 Watch the Kostons, though, for real. 69 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:29,496 Sorry, bro. 70 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,250 Ooh, Lord Sticky. 71 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:34,710 Sire. Come. 72 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,087 Four minutes left, sweetheart. 73 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,797 There's my other son. 74 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,215 How do you look more handsome 75 00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:42,468 - every time I see you? - Pssh. Ah, I don't know. 76 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:43,886 One of these days, 77 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,471 you're gonna leave me for a Herbal Essence girl. 78 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,432 Dog, stop flirting with my mom. 79 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:54,480 3, 2, 3, 4. 80 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:58,442 D***n. 81 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,694 The whole gang in Foreman's basement. 82 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,112 - You bring the s***t? - Yeah. 83 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:04,156 You gotta stop leaving this under my pillow. 84 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:08,285 I'm the rubber fairy. Okay? It's what I do. 85 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,329 You ready to f***k all night? 86 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,081 Yeah. Hell yeah. 87 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:13,749 - Blow harder. - I ** blowing. 88 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:17,836 Oh, did you, um… 89 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,463 Did you do your AP Comp essay yet? 90 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:21,590 Yeah. It was about how you were able 91 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,384 to go through puberty without your balls dropping. 92 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:24,385 Modern miracle. 93 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,388 It's funny, man. It's really funny. 94 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,848 It was funny. That's why I said it. 95 00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:32,684 Andrea. 96 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:35,979 Uh, I don't know, maybe. 97 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:37,189 Maybe? 98 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,399 Sticky. 99 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:40,067 Andrea the Giant. 100 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:41,610 Andrea the Giant Boobies. 101 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,320 That's literally what they call her. 102 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:44,571 Dude, I don't know. 103 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:47,491 They… These girls are like our friends. 104 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:51,286 God, can you let your c***k out to breathe for five seconds? 105 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:53,747 Or are you still holding out for that hot popular chick 106 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,749 who sometimes talks to you in Spanish class? 107 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:58,585 Well, Laura, she wrote "XOXO" to me on AIM earlier. 108 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,963 Then f***g ask her out. No. 109 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,339 Isn't she 69ing some college guy? 110 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:03,924 Community college. 111 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,092 Okay, so he can only get 112 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,969 an associate's degree in 69ing. 113 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,720 Danny, you don't know what you're talking about. 114 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:10,722 We g***t nip. 115 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,768 She is so mature. 116 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:17,187 Honestly, those areolas? F***k. 117 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,398 Computer bug g***t you ready to break stuff? 118 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:22,151 Limp Bizkit is ringing in the Y2K apocalypse tonight 119 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:23,318 - at Crawford Arena. - Check it. 120 00:07:23,444 --> 00:07:24,903 - Oh, dude, play that s***t. - Yep. 121 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,905 And we've g***t two tickets courtesy of Fred Durst. 122 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,365 I've always wanted to do that. 123 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:29,658 Mmm. 124 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,465 Dude, I've always wanted to see this. 125 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:45,674 It looks tight. 126 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,178 "Nothing is inconceivable." 127 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:53,974 Oh, s***t, is that Raleigh? 128 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:56,894 She was like decked out in Abercrombie a month ago. 129 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,312 Yeah. 130 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:00,689 You know, I heard her parents made her get X-rays 131 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,774 and she had, like, these holes in her brain 132 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,401 from all the ecstasy. 133 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,487 Nah, dude, that's a myth. 134 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:08,155 Tsk. Whatever, man. 135 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,406 What's up, Garrett? 136 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,493 D-Man, E-Boy, what's good? 137 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:14,036 Yo. 138 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,205 How about one on the Gar-ster? 139 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:18,499 Ah, Junior. Arnie's having a baby. 140 00:08:18,624 --> 00:08:19,833 Garrett, can you settle this for us? 141 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:22,753 Does, um, ecstasy put holes in your brain? 142 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:24,880 I mean, effects of MDMA 143 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,257 on brain matter are still under broad dispute. 144 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:28,717 Many studies have been criticized 145 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:32,095 for lack of evidence, inherent bias, et cetera. 146 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:35,599 Scientists just be, like, hella un-rigorous. 147 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,644 But, um… 148 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,103 Yo. 149 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,982 You foolios want to hit up the champagne room real quick? 150 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:46,193 - Pssh. Yeah. - Yeah, I'm down. 151 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,717 E-Boy? 152 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,177 Um, no. 153 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,346 - D? - Hmm, yeah. 154 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:15,806 Wise choice, young...