(hdpopcorns.com) The In-Laws (1979) Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:29,531 --> 00:00:31,533 ♪ Lying on my pillow ♪ 2 00:00:31,616 --> 00:00:33,368 ♪ Down in my bed ♪ 3 00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:35,578 ♪ And then I heard a voice beside me ♪ 4 00:00:35,662 --> 00:00:37,706 ♪ As it softly said ♪ 5 00:00:37,789 --> 00:00:39,290 ♪ Thunder is your lightning ♪♪ 6 00:00:39,374 --> 00:00:41,876 Let's call in, huh?- ♪♪ 7 00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:46,047 Hello, this is Alpha and Beta. Over. 8 00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:50,260 We read you, Alpha Beta. Location. Over. 9 00:00:50,343 --> 00:00:51,886 We're whipping along South Factory 10 00:00:51,970 --> 00:00:56,641 and should be coming into the old "minterooni" in about nine minutes at 1100. 11 00:00:56,725 --> 00:00:58,143 Over and out. 12 00:01:17,662 --> 00:01:19,289 What's goin' on? 13 00:01:19,372 --> 00:01:22,083 Wait a minute. Oh, Christ! Arabs! 14 00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:24,502 - What are you talking about? - For Christ's sake! 15 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:30,008 Base, this is Alpha Beta. Come in. Come in, base. 16 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:32,635 I bet it's Arabs. I saw a TV show. This is what they do. 17 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:34,804 Base, come in. Come in, base. This is Alpha Beta. 18 00:01:34,888 --> 00:01:37,724 - Oh, Jesus Maria. - This is Alpha Beta! Come in! 19 00:01:37,807 --> 00:01:41,060 - Goddamned Arabs! - They're lowering us now. 20 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:43,521 - What's happenin'? What's wrong? - I think we're jammed. 21 00:01:43,605 --> 00:01:46,274 Jammed? Get somebody on that radio! We can't use no jammed! 22 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:47,525 Hello! Base! Base! 23 00:01:47,609 --> 00:01:50,320 We're the US Treasury, for Christ's sake! 24 00:01:50,403 --> 00:01:52,989 This ain't no Wells Fargo truck! 25 00:02:08,630 --> 00:02:11,633 I'll get ya! Yeah, I'll get your a***s! I'll get ya! 26 00:02:11,716 --> 00:02:13,384 Get outta there! 27 00:02:57,470 --> 00:03:00,098 Look at this s***t. There's nothin' but money in here. 28 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:11,442 That's the ticket. Let's go. 29 00:05:19,404 --> 00:05:21,072 Vince? 30 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,158 Hey, Vince. 31 00:05:30,248 --> 00:05:31,708 Hey. 32 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,377 Hey. 33 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:39,090 - Hey, Vince. - Gee, I can't believe this trade. 34 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,843 What the hell do the Mets need another pitcher for? 35 00:05:41,926 --> 00:05:43,344 All they g***t is pitchers. 36 00:05:43,428 --> 00:05:46,222 What are we doin' up here? I don't understand. 37 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:47,890 Oh, there's reasons. 38 00:05:47,974 --> 00:05:50,601 I mean, you know, I don't just do things. 39 00:05:50,685 --> 00:05:52,520 There's always a valid reason. 40 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:54,147 Let me see. 41 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:00,194 Mm-hmm. 42 00:06:00,278 --> 00:06:02,530 - All right. Any problems? - None. 43 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:05,241 Fabulous. Fabulous work. 44 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,910 Now, what's the story on this? You gonna bill me or what? 45 00:06:07,994 --> 00:06:10,246 - He wants a million-five for this. - No sweat. 46 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:12,707 - By tomorrow. - What? 47 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:14,208 Sorry. That's what he said. 48 00:06:14,292 --> 00:06:17,045 No, that's completely nuts. 49 00:06:17,128 --> 00:06:21,215 My kid is getting married Sunday. How does he expect me to come up with that kind of money? 50 00:06:21,299 --> 00:06:22,425 Vince. 51 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:25,053 Do you know how completely tied up I've been with this deal? 52 00:06:25,136 --> 00:06:27,263 I haven't even met the bride's family yet. 53 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:31,100 If it was up to me, you could take two weeks. But that's what he told me. 54 00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:34,103 Jesus Christ. 55 00:06:36,064 --> 00:06:39,233 Okay. I just have to work something out, that's all. 56 00:06:39,317 --> 00:06:40,818 Thanks for everything. 57 00:06:40,902 --> 00:06:42,653 - How's the wife? - She's fine. 58 00:06:42,737 --> 00:06:44,739 You know she's taken up tennis? 59 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:46,074 - No kidding. - Yeah. 60 00:06:46,157 --> 00:06:48,534 That's one game, I could never get the hang of it. 61 00:06:48,618 --> 00:06:52,455 I don't know what it is. Maybe it's because you have to wear short pants to play. 62 00:06:57,001 --> 00:06:59,629 I guess we oughta break this thing up, huh? 63 00:06:59,712 --> 00:07:02,048 - Take it easy. - You too, Vince. 64 00:07:02,131 --> 00:07:03,549 So long. 65 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:22,068 Evita, give Acme a call. I'm not happy with the viscosity on these bibs. 66 00:07:23,361 --> 00:07:25,780 Okay, here we go, Mr. Hirschorn. 67 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:27,532 Just open your mouth, please. 68 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:33,788 Mr. Hirschorn, take your hand down, put your head back, open your mouth. 69 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:35,123 That's it. 70 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,751 Mr. Hirschorn, I cannot work this way. 71 00:07:38,835 --> 00:07:42,880 Doc, 72 years I have this tooth. He don't want to die. 72 00:07:42,964 --> 00:07:44,882 Mr. Hirschorn, your tooth is not a "he." 73 00:07:44,966 --> 00:07:47,844 It's nerves, enamel, rotten, and it's gotta go. No big deal. 74 00:07:47,927 --> 00:07:50,638 Seventy-two years. This tooth had steaks. 75 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:52,890 This tooth had just beans when I was poor. 76 00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:54,142 Mr. Hirschorn ‒ 77 00:07:54,225 --> 00:07:56,477 This tooth chewed on beautiful women, 78 00:07:56,561 --> 00:07:58,479 including a second cousin of Sophie Tucker. 79 00:07:58,563 --> 00:08:00,481 - Your tooth has had a wonderful ‒ - Dr. Kornpett? 80 00:08:00,565 --> 00:08:02,150 - Yeah. - Your wife is on the line. 81 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:03,985 - Tell her I'll be right there. - Okay. 82 00:08:04,068 --> 00:08:07,196 Your tooth has had a wonderful life, but now it's time to say good-bye. 83 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:11,075 I understand. But I want you to know what kind of a tooth this was. 84 00:08:11,159 --> 00:08:14,328 It's an extraordinary tooth. It's gonna be an honor for me to pull it out. 85 00:08:14,412 --> 00:08:17,540 Which I'm gonna do right after I answer this phone call. Excuse me. 86 00:08:18,249 --> 00:08:20,835 Hi. How's it going? 87 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:22,461 The tent up? 88 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:24,005 Terrific. 89 00:08:24,088 --> 00:08:26,883 Yeah, I'm getting excited. Is Barbara home? 90 00:08:26,966 --> 00:08:28,718 Yes, she's here being very domestic. 91 00:08:28,801 --> 00:08:30,761 - Hi! - She says hi. 92 00:08:30,845 --> 00:08:34,015 - And remember the wine. - Oh, and remember the wine. 93 00:08:34,098 --> 00:08:35,683 No, not Beaujolais. 94 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:39,395 Get something fancier. Uh, a Saint-Émilion or a good California. 95 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:40,897 Cabernet's great. 96 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:43,691 Julia Child says Cabernet's great. 97 00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:46,194 - Will you be home early tonight? - Yeah, 7:00 sharp. 98 00:08:46,277 --> 00:08:47,904 He's definitely coming over? 99 00:08:48,821 --> 00:08:51,407 Sweetheart, I'll believe it when I see him. 100 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,367 No, I'll behave myself. 101 00:08:53,451 --> 00:08:55,745 I g***t somebody in the chair, so I gotta go. 102 00:08:55,828 --> 00:08:57,455 Me too. Good-bye. 103 00:08:58,122 --> 00:09:00,374 My daughter's getting married on Sunday, Mr. Hirschorn. 104 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:01,792 - Oh, no kiddin'. - Yeah. 105 00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:03,920 - That's great, Doc. Congratulations. - Thank you. 106 00:09:04,003 --> 00:09:05,630 Mazel tov. Nice boy? 107 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,798 Oh, yeah. Second-year law student at Yale. 108 00:09:07,882 --> 00:09:09,884 Oh. And the parents? 109 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,136 Well, the mother's very nice. 110 00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:14,180 The father does some kind of international consulting work. 111 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:17,600 He travels a lot, so we haven't seen him. He's coming to dinner tonight. First time. 112 00:09:18,768 --> 00:09:20,436 - Call it off. - Call what off? 113 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,563 The wedding. Call it off until you know the father. 114 00:09:22,647 --> 00:09:24,649 - Well, it's Sunday ‒ - Call it off. 115 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,734 She's marrying the son, not the father. 116 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:30,071 The son is the acorn. You gotta look at the tree. 117 00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:32,823 I've been around a little. Give a listen. 118 00:09:32,907 --> 00:09:36,160 Uh, by the way, here. 119 00:09:36,911 --> 00:09:38,329 What's that, your tooth? 120 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:41,707 I pulled it when you were on the phone. 121 00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:45,086 You're a nice boy. You could hurt yourself pulling like that. 122 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:48,339 - Now do me a favor. - I can't call it off, Mr. Hirschorn. 123 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,676 It's not 19th-century Minsk. It's 20th-century Manhattan. 124 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,094 - I hope I'm wrong. - You're wrong. 125 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:54,845 - Best of luck to you. - Thank you. 126 00:09:54,929 --> 00:09:57,765 - Forget I said anything. - I forgot already. 127 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:14,448 - False alarm. - I hope they haven't had an accident. 128 00:10:14,532 --> 00:10:16,909 Mr. Ricardo's been out of town. Maybe he g***t hung up. 129 00:10:16,993...