Dangerous.Animals.2025.1080p.WEBRip.x265-KONTRAST Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:41,803 --> 00:01:43,705 -Looks pretty dead. 2 00:01:43,805 --> 00:01:45,205 -Should we just go? 3 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:48,943 -Didn't book, eh? 4 00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:50,878 -Thought we'd just try our luck. 5 00:01:50,979 --> 00:01:52,880 -Wouldn't recommend it. 6 00:01:52,981 --> 00:01:54,281 Especially not you. 7 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:56,517 -Okay, yeah, why's that? 8 00:01:56,618 --> 00:01:58,820 -Last group he took out, there was a young fella -- 9 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,355 Looked like you. College kid. 10 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,758 He was taking a piss off the side of the boat 11 00:02:03,858 --> 00:02:05,860 and a bull shark jumped up. 12 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,829 Bit his d***k off. 13 00:02:07,929 --> 00:02:10,197 - God! 14 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:13,668 -Well, I don't like your chances. 15 00:02:13,768 --> 00:02:15,603 Tuck only started his holidays today, 16 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,538 and he doesn't interrupt his hols for no one. 17 00:02:19,107 --> 00:02:21,274 Speak of the devil, here he is. 18 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:30,818 Milo, shut up! 19 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:32,152 Mate, you won't need that. 20 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:34,454 We g***t some live chum for you here. 21 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,393 -Ah! Who do we have here, then? 22 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,895 -Greg. 23 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:42,530 -Tucker. American? 24 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:44,532 -Canadian. -Ah, lucky escape. 25 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,101 And this friendly face belongs to? 26 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,468 -Heather. -Ah! 27 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,337 Let her answer for herself, Greg. 28 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:54,341 -I'm Heather. -Heather, lovely. 29 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:55,977 Let me guess -- Pom? 30 00:02:56,077 --> 00:02:58,513 Oh, not bloody s'posed to say that anymore, are we? 31 00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:01,415 - No, it's fine. Um, English, yes. 32 00:03:01,516 --> 00:03:03,618 -Mate, I told them you were on hols, Tuck. 33 00:03:03,718 --> 00:03:06,554 -Ah, so where are you two lovebirds staying, then? 34 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:08,589 -Oh, we're not together. Um... 35 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:11,526 Just -- Just staying at the hostel. 36 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,695 -Okay. -Sorry we didn't book. 37 00:03:13,795 --> 00:03:15,963 We were supposed to go to SeaWorld with a bunch of others, 38 00:03:16,064 --> 00:03:17,497 but we slept in. 39 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,433 - It was a big night. 40 00:03:19,534 --> 00:03:22,136 - Yeah, I bet. 41 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:23,171 - Sorry. 42 00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:25,439 -So, ah... 43 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:27,875 I guess no one even knows you guys are here, then. 44 00:03:30,812 --> 00:03:32,146 -Why? 45 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:33,581 -Well, I just want to make sure 46 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:35,983 your last will and testament's in order. 47 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,920 We will be swimming with sharks, after all. 48 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,856 - Oh. - Sweet. 49 00:04:03,978 --> 00:04:06,047 -So, I'm seven years old. 50 00:04:06,147 --> 00:04:07,782 I'm out there on my boogie board, 51 00:04:07,882 --> 00:04:09,751 splashing around in the shallows, you know. 52 00:04:09,851 --> 00:04:11,819 Scrawny little arms and legs kind of flapping away 53 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,922 and swimming out there and, I don't know, 54 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:17,525 I guess from underneath I must have looked like a seal. 55 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,826 Fuckin' boom! 56 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,561 -This bloody white gets me. 57 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:24,331 -And it just let you go? -Yeah. 58 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:28,870 You are looking at a genuine walking, talking miracle. 59 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:29,904 -Did it hurt? 60 00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:31,572 -Well, it didn't tickle. 61 00:04:32,507 --> 00:04:35,109 Yeah, it didn't tickle. 62 00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:37,410 Woke me up, though, you know? 63 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:42,415 I've been wide awake ever since. 64 00:04:42,517 --> 00:04:44,585 -And this was just random? 65 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,621 -I mean, apparently there was a sign 66 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:49,624 about a shark sighting or something, but... 67 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,025 oopsie! 68 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:53,995 -Wasn't there someone watching you? 69 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,396 -Well... 70 00:04:57,999 --> 00:05:00,835 Let's just say I used to spend a lot of time on my own. 71 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:09,577 -I just can't believe you do this for a living. 72 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:12,445 I'd never go near water again after that. 73 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:16,517 -It's not the shark's fault. 74 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:27,161 -You okay? -Yep. 75 00:05:27,261 --> 00:05:28,596 -It'll be alright. -It's fine, yeah. 76 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,031 -It's gonna be a great experience. 77 00:05:30,131 --> 00:05:31,065 -Yeah. 78 00:05:36,237 --> 00:05:37,772 -Alright, crew! 79 00:05:37,872 --> 00:05:40,908 Enough foreplay. Let's, uh, get you two wet! 80 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,214 -Okay... -Don't worry, I g***t you. 81 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:51,219 Oh, my God, I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 82 00:05:51,319 --> 00:05:52,820 Oh! Oh! 83 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,790 -Oh, it's a mako. Cheetahs of the sea. 84 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:59,359 -I can't do it. 85 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:00,427 I-I can't -- 86 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,096 -Well, not yet, you can't. 87 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:04,966 'Cause there's still one thing we need to take care of. 88 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:09,170 Now, listen. This is a very special 89 00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:12,974 ancient relaxation practice that, uh, was taught to me 90 00:06:13,074 --> 00:06:15,910 and then it took many years at sea to master. 91 00:06:16,010 --> 00:06:19,313 If you'll just go with me here, I promise you it'll help. 92 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:21,115 Now close your eyes. 93 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:23,084 Take a big, deep inhale. 94 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,654 And out. 95 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,624 And in. 96 00:06:32,026 --> 00:06:33,661 And out. 97 00:06:38,099 --> 00:06:41,235 ♪ Baaaaaaaaa... ♪ 98 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:43,771 ♪ ...by shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 99 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:46,173 ♪ Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 100 00:06:46,274 --> 00:06:48,643 -♪ Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ -Wha...? 101 00:06:48,743 --> 00:06:50,678 - ♪ Baby shark ♪ - No. 102 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:52,513 -♪ Baby shark ♪ -♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 103 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,048 -It only works if you sing along. 104 00:06:54,148 --> 00:06:55,316 -I can't! -♪ Baby shark ♪ 105 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,751 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 106 00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:59,053 ♪ Baby shark... ♪ -Come on, Heather! 107 00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:00,221 -♪ Baby shark ♪ 108 00:07:00,321 --> 00:07:02,356 -♪ Here comes Mommy Shark ♪ 109 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:03,891 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 110 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:05,793 ♪ Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 111 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,795 ♪ Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 112 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:10,331 ♪ Mommy Shark and Daddy... ♪ 113 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:54,875 Mm-hmm. Mm. 114 00:08:34,315 --> 00:08:36,984 Oh, my God, that was amazing! 115 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,186 -Shits all over Sea World, eh? 116 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:40,788 -You can say that again. 117 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:43,157 -Yeah, something to tell the grand-kiddies one day. 118 00:08:43,257 --> 00:08:44,992 -Dude. So awesome. 119 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,494 - Yeah. 120 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:48,829 -Oh, man, thanks so much for fitting us in -- 121 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:58,873 -Welcome aboard. 122 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:25,032 -♪ On the floors of Tokyo ♪ 123 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:27,902 ♪ Or down in London town to go, go ♪ 124 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:30,871 ♪ With a record selection and a mirror's reflection ♪ 125 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,441 ♪ I'm dancing with myself ♪ 126 00:09:33,542 --> 00:09:36,511 ♪ When there's no one else in sight ♪ 127 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,946 ♪ In the crowded lonely night ♪ 128 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:42,016 ♪ Well, I wait so long for my love vibration ♪ 129 00:09:42,116 --> 00:09:44,085 ♪ And I'm dancing with myself ♪ 130 00:09:44,185 --> 00:09:46,954 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪ 131 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:50,357 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪ 132 00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:53,394 ♪ When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove ♪ 133 00:09:53,494 --> 00:09:55,596 ♪ Then I'm dancing with myself ♪ 134 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,331 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 135 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,669 ♪ If I looked all over the world ♪ 136 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:04,506 ♪ And there's every type of girl ♪ 137 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:07,341 ♪ But your empty eyes seem to pass me by ♪ 138 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,810 ♪ Leave me dancing with myself ♪ 139 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,713 ♪ So let's sink another drink ♪ 140 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:15,449 ♪ 'Cause it'll give me time to think ♪ 141 00:10:15,550 --> 00:10:18,452 ♪ If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance ♪ 142 00:10:18,553 --> 00:10:20,821 ♪ And I'd be dancing with myself ♪ 143 00:10:20,921...