American.Pie.2.2001.720p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.AG].English Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Subtitles downloaded from podnapisi . NET 2 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:36,577 - Sure you don't wanna go to my room? - No. Why? 3 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:39,330 My roommate's already moved out. We'll be all alone. 4 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:40,998 - All right. - The door is locked. 5 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:42,959 - Okay, Jim, relax. Relax. - Okay, yeah, sure. 6 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:46,170 No strings attached, okay? It's just friendly goodbye s***x. 7 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:48,774 Yeah, right. Right, right, right, right. 8 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,385 But you see, it's just that... 9 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:55,388 we've never even had friendly hello s***x. 10 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:59,117 - So do you not wanna do this? - Oh, no, no, no. 11 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:02,788 Oh, I do. Yeah. No, I definitely do. 12 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,439 It's just that... 13 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,859 you see, this is actually my first time. 14 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:11,028 Well, not my first. It's my first time... 15 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,674 since my first time. 16 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:16,909 So, technically, that's my second time. 17 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:20,162 And I don't... I don't wanna s***k at it. 18 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,683 So if I'm not up to par, performance-wise... 19 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,419 Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on. 20 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,231 I mean, girls like a guy with confidence. 21 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:31,924 Hey, I'm confident. 22 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:36,196 Oh, I **... I'm absolutely, totally confident. 23 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:39,449 - Let's get naked. - Okay. 24 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:46,081 Seems like just yesterday my dad picked me up after my first year at college. 25 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:49,275 We popped a couple of beers... 26 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,694 and he said, "Now, you're a man." 27 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:54,113 And today I get to say the same thing to my son. 28 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,282 Honey, your speeches embarrass him. 29 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:59,535 So, try and do what the kids say, and just be cool. 30 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:03,247 I think I bring new meaning to the word "cool," honey. 31 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:05,017 That's his dormitory up ahead. 32 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,451 Turn over. 33 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:32,360 - Can't bring alcohol in the dorms. - Good. 34 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:36,572 Thank you, Matt. I'm just here to surprise my son Jim. 35 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,783 - Now pin my leg up. - What? 36 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,386 Pin my leg up, like this. 37 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,225 Maybe you can help me out, you know. 38 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:52,755 Is that the one? No. 39 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:53,774 There! 40 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,237 Now I remember. 41 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,766 I didn't do this for you. 42 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,452 Thanks, dude. 43 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,623 - Where's my big guy? - Oh, my God! 44 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,988 - Jesus! - Jim, we g***t here a little early. 45 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,240 - Dad, get out! - I'll wait in the car. 46 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:20,842 Go, Dad! Oh, my... 47 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:23,971 - Jeez! - Was that your dad? 48 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,455 - I'm so sorry. - For your own edification... 49 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:27,915 son, I'm not embarrassed. 50 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,041 I **! 51 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:33,171 It's a perfectly normal thing for two human beings to do. 52 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:35,339 This is human nature... human nature at its best. 53 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:39,635 Son, everybody does it. Your mother and I... Well, not so much any more. 54 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:42,096 G***t your favourite. Oh, my God! They're f***g! 55 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:45,391 Honey, honey, listen. I'm gonna take her... 56 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:48,186 - Please just go! - Actually, if you wouldn't mind. 57 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:50,706 Honey... I'll take her to the car. 58 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,483 - Hi, Mama. - What? 59 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:55,818 Natalie! 60 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,320 I'm Jim's dad. 61 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:59,006 You must be the parents of this young lady. 62 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,342 I'm sorry I didn't get her name, but hopefully my son did... 63 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:04,327 because I have not been here the whole time. 64 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:06,621 Natalie, get dressed! 65 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:09,373 - Beer? - Avert your eyes! Turn around! 66 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,560 - Thanks, Jim. Don't believe in locks? - Oh, my God! 67 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,272 Hey, fuckface. 68 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:37,252 - Mornin', dude. - Come on, Ozzy. It's show time. 69 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:42,615 Before you go to Ann Arbor to pick up Heather... 70 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,676 I wanna show you what you're missing. 71 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:49,121 See what they are today, dude. See what they are today. 72 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,475 Okay, here we go. Moment of truth. 73 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:58,256 - There's little hearts on her panties! - Super. 74 00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:01,175 There's little hearts on her panties! Come on, look, you p***y. Look. 75 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,678 What the f***k, man? Come on! 76 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:05,263 I'm disappointed in you. 77 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:08,266 Here it is, the end of our freshman year and you screwed one girl. 78 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:10,434 One. 79 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,436 You're a disgrace to men everywhere. 80 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:15,523 Look at the Stifmeister. I g***t laid 23 times this year... 81 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:18,985 and I'm not counting the hummer I g***t in the library stacks, baby. 82 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,779 All right, here's a new idea for you, Stifler, okay? 83 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:24,031 You find a girl. You two become best friends. 84 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,993 You don't bother counting how many times you have s***x with each other. 85 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:30,705 - You laugh at the people who do count. - Here's a new idea for you. 86 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:33,207 I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my a***s. 87 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:37,229 Okay, people, notebooks closed. Let's get this exam rolling. 88 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:41,465 Oh, s***t! Do we g***t an exam today? 89 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:44,152 - Are you kiddin' me? - Bullshit. 90 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:49,682 Yes! 91 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,476 I'm never even gonna think about political science again. 92 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,562 Hey. How'd you do? 93 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,772 - Fine. - Yeah? 94 00:05:56,773 --> 00:06:00,568 Can't believe I'm going abroad for summer. Last thing I need is more classes. 95 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:03,588 - You're gonna have a great time. - Hello, summer! 96 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:07,592 - Did that exam blow or what? - Yeah, it sucked. 97 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,536 - Kev, what's up, man? How are you? - Good. 98 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,788 Put your party hat on. 99 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:15,350 - We g***t 12 weeks of immortality ahead. - Yes, sir! 100 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,777 Weird. 101 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:45,130 The one that g***t away, huh, son? 102 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:54,288 Well, evidently you two... 103 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,975 made quite the handsome couple on the Internet. 104 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,462 I didn't see it. 105 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:05,049 It was brought up at a PTA meeting. 106 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:08,010 Anyway, my point is... 107 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,930 these little sexual debacles should not get you down... 108 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,682 because you know what? 109 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,517 It happens to the best of us. 110 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:16,853 In fact... 111 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:19,897 the first time your mother and I... 112 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:21,649 g***t together... 113 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:22,984 I used a condom. 114 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:27,005 Well, she referred to it as "shrink wrapping." 115 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:31,284 But I g***t over it. 116 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,578 Anyway, keep your chin up. You keep plugging... 117 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:36,205 and good things will happen. 118 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,850 Good to have you home, son. 119 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,315 It's good to be home, Dad. 120 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:48,217 It's gonna be nice to hit Stifler's tonight after exams. 121 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:51,554 - Did you get through 'em? - There's the mystery man! 122 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:53,323 Finch, how are you? 123 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,522 It's Japanese. 124 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:04,859 It means "hello." Hello. 125 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:09,488 - Finch, what happened to Latin? - Met a Japanese girl at the art museum. 126 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,616 Changed majors. 127 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:13,868 Wanted to understand the things she was moaning. 128 00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:16,787 - You g***t laid in an art museum? - The Met. 129 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:20,333 - And the Guggenheim with Francesca. - The Guggenheim? 130 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:23,461 And then my...