Stric.2022.CROATIAN.WEB-DL.720p.x264.EAC3-BULTOR_Track04 Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:49,440 -What have you done with the plate? -Nothing. 2 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,480 Nothing? It's shattered all over the kitchen. 3 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:55,280 It's not. Where have you been? Go set the table. 4 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,920 -They'll be mismatched... -I'll do it if you won't. 5 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,280 Go away. I didn't say I won't. 6 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,520 Just that the plates will be mismatched. 7 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,600 Put the mismatched one at my place at the table. 8 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:25,320 Have you checked the fairy lights? 9 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,400 -They're working. -You sure? 10 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:29,520 -Yes. -Absolutely sure? 11 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:31,760 No. 12 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:38,640 They're working. 13 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,640 -Why did you put that sweater on? -It's just a sweater. 14 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,400 Change it, you wore it yesterday. 15 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:51,760 What are you on about? It was the orange one with the shitty pattern. 16 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,040 -You're clueless. -I hope you're right. 17 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,080 Why are you walking around in those muddy shoes? 18 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:06,040 -You told me to get more firewood. -I just washed the floor. 19 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,000 Go change your clothes. He'll be here any minute. 20 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,160 What's this? Don't tell me you broke it. 21 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,840 Of course not. I took it apart to put it back together again. 22 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,000 I've told you a hundred times to be careful with those. 23 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,080 True. 24 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,320 You know we don't have a spare one. 25 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,040 Go change your clothes, he'll be here any minute now. 26 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,000 Give me that! 27 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:44,640 I told you they're working. 28 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,320 Can't be too sure. 29 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,240 THE UNCLE 30 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:35,760 May you and your family be blessed this Christmas. 31 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,760 And may the Lord be with you. 32 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,960 Brother, fall into my arms! 33 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,640 Welcome, my brother! 34 00:04:56,400 --> 00:05:00,120 I see life's good to you. Wife feeds you well. 35 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,320 Can't complain. 36 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,080 Look at my favourite nephew! 37 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,800 Growing like a weed. 38 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:20,040 Say, have you grown hair on your balls? 39 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,840 Have you, huh? 40 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,240 Yes. A whole forest. 41 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,880 And what's this? Chocolate? 42 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:36,440 Moustache, Uncle, moustache. 43 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:41,960 Good for you! That's my boy, well done. 44 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,120 Do mum and dad listen to you? 45 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,320 Dad, yes. Mum, not so much. 46 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,640 Save the best for last. 47 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:04,160 The Sister-in-law. Like Sophia Loren! 48 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:10,120 -Come here! -Uncle... 49 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,800 We are so happy to have you with us again. 50 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:31,360 I see you're getting perkier with each passing year. 51 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:48,360 Hurry up, Sister-in-law, what's taking you so long? 52 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:51,120 Mum, mum, mum! 53 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,080 Coming, I'm ready! 54 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,600 Mum, mum, mum! 55 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,720 Strut that leg. 56 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,320 A bit more. 57 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,200 Just a bit more. 58 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,320 Stop stuffing yourself with those, you'll spoil your appetite! 59 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:22,880 Leave the boy be, Sister-in-law, it's not Christmas every day! 60 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,320 Do you like the present Santa has brought you? 61 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:37,200 Yes. You are the best Uncle ever. 62 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,520 From here to Universe and back again. 63 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,080 It's exactly the model I saw in the brochure. 64 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:46,040 Everyone in class will envy me. 65 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,400 And when they ask me if they can take a look, I'll say no. 66 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:53,120 Watch with your eyes, not with your hands! 67 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:57,600 Have you thanked your Uncle? What do we say when we get a present? 68 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,720 Danke Deutschland. 69 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,880 Nichts zu danken, mein Schatz. 70 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,440 Don't smoke them all in one day. 71 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:13,640 Lift them up so I can film them. 72 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,240 -They are pretty strong. -As they should be. 73 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:27,760 This is a perfume. 74 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,400 Sister-in-law... 75 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,440 You smell like a Croatian rose.... 76 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:03,360 Thank you very much for this lovely surprise. 77 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,560 I only ever saw this one in a magazine. 78 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,200 I'll save it for special occasions, such as this one. 79 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,880 It was the most expensive one in the duty-free shop. 80 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:22,400 -Sis couldn't come with you? -She couldn't make it this year. 81 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:28,520 But, hopefully, she'll come next year... Maybe. 82 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:33,640 And she sends her regards. 83 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:41,000 -Here she is. -Well done, Sister-in-law, bravo! 84 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:44,680 It was worth it to drive 600 kilometers for this. 85 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:50,240 From Münich to here, I couldn't stop thinking about her turkey. 86 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,680 Hail Mary, full of grace... 87 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:10,200 The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women, 88 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,080 and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 89 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:15,760 Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, 90 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,040 now and at the hour of our death. Amen. 91 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:21,480 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen. 92 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,160 No treats like this in Germany... 93 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,760 And Germany has everything. 94 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:50,640 Here's a drumstick... 95 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:57,200 for my favourite nephew! 96 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,640 Thank you, Uncle! 97 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:05,400 You won't be able to eat it all. Don't be greedy. 98 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:08,120 But Obelix always eats the whole drumstick. 99 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,680 Don't eat with your hands! 100 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,600 Let him be, Sister-in-law. In Germany, we also eat drumsticks with our hands. 101 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,400 Close your mouth when you chew. You're not a cow. 102 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,920 Go ahead, do something. What? 103 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,400 Wave to Sis. Ciao Sis! Hi, Sis! 104 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,560 Ciao Sis! Hi, Sis! 105 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,560 Oh fairy, fairy of Velebit! 106 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,520 The pride of our kin! 107 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:47,640 Live long, oh dearest, live long, 108 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:53,440 oh dearest, fairy of all Croats! 109 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,560 Well done, Son. 110 00:12:55,760 --> 00:13:01,400 Let our old Croatian song be heard in this dungeon of people. 111 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,800 Uncle, why is that song forbidden? 112 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,880 Shut up. Because of fear. 113 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:11,800 We may not have Croatia, but at least we can sing. 114 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,040 But Uncle, you live in Germany. 115 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:31,040 People think Mussolini should be made with homemade raspberry syrup. 116 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,760 But they're wrong. 117 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,360 The trick is to get the ratio of syrup to wine just right. 118 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,360 Right, right... 119 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:47,520 This is called vi-de-o. 120 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,360 Video. 121 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,360 37. CHRISTMAS - LIGHTS 122 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,920 It plays everything you recorded on tape. 123 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,240 Strut that leg. 124 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,800 Look at how fat I **! 125 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,520 You're not fat, Sister-in-law. The camera adds weight. 126 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,240 You have a perfect figure. 127 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,320 We all have a nice figure. 128 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,360 Look, there's me! 129 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,840 My voice sounds so weird... 130 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,280 When ** I gonna come on? 131 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,840 Stop! 132 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,520 You're wearing the same sweater. 133 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:55,760 How can you let the kid walk around dressed like a hick? 134 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,560 It's his...