Crocodile.2.Death.Swamp.2002.1080p.WEBRip.x264-RARBG Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:29,768 --> 00:00:31,161 Thank you, guys. 2 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:32,641 You don't know what you saved me. 3 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,121 Nobody f***g move! 4 00:00:39,735 --> 00:00:40,605 On the floor! 5 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:44,131 Everyone on the f***g floor. 6 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:46,089 Get on the ground, you f***g wanker. 7 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:48,613 Christ. 8 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,093 Let's go. Let's go! 9 00:00:50,224 --> 00:00:51,094 Come on, love. 10 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:52,574 Don't be shy. 11 00:00:52,704 --> 00:00:54,054 Get the f***k out of the chair. 12 00:00:54,184 --> 00:00:55,577 Come on. 13 00:00:55,707 --> 00:00:57,318 What the f***k are you doing? 14 00:00:57,448 --> 00:00:59,146 If you don't move, I'm gonnafuck you in the a***s right here. 15 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:00,147 Go. Go. 16 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:01,017 Go! 17 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,021 Get on the floor. 18 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:06,283 Get on the f***g floor! 19 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:07,241 Go. 20 00:01:16,337 --> 00:01:19,079 Don't anybody move orbreathe unless I tell you to. 21 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:24,519 Told you to stay down. 22 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:29,915 Came from way downtown. 23 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:31,352 Bang. 24 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,223 What are you-- 25 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:34,224 No, you f***g don't. 26 00:01:34,355 --> 00:01:36,139 I told you to stay down. 27 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:37,053 I'm in. 28 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:44,800 Pete, you all right? 29 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:46,280 PETE: Nice and tight, Sol. 30 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:47,716 You g***t him, Pete. 31 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:49,631 Let's get it on, baby. 32 00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:57,856 You want to go for a ride? 33 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:05,342 Have a nice trip. 34 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:06,343 Well enjoy! 35 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:17,311 Freeze! 36 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:19,313 Ah! 37 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:29,801 POLICEMAN: Police. 38 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:31,281 Everybody stay down. 39 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:32,804 Ah, you've been hit. 40 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:45,774 Ah! 41 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,255 POLICEMAN: Man down! 42 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:49,256 Man down! 43 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:09,711 Let's go. 44 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:41,046 Thank you. 45 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:42,222 AIRPORT ANNOUNCEMENT: Flight 181is now departing from Gate 8. 46 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,615 Flight 181 is now departing. 47 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,599 Ugh. 48 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:49,027 Your drink. 49 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:51,552 Oh, muchas gracias. 50 00:04:51,682 --> 00:04:52,553 De nada. 51 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:54,076 Hey, it's me. 52 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,556 MIA : Hi, how is it? 53 00:04:55,686 --> 00:04:57,253 Oh, it's amazing. 54 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:58,994 Wait till you see this place. 55 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:01,039 How's, uh, how's Anaheim? 56 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:01,997 MIA : Ugh, whatever. 57 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:03,781 . 58 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:05,174 Hey, I g***t your present. 59 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,916 It's great, except I have to hit it a million 60 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:08,873 times before it lights. 61 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:11,049 Well, it's an antique. 62 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:13,008 Um, so did you like the engraving? 63 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:14,662 Kind of sappy. 64 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,141 Yeah, but deep down inside, you 65 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:17,621 know you like the sappiness. 66 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:19,057 Among other things. 67 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:20,929 So what, uh, what flight are you working? 68 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:22,496 Ugh, 211. 69 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:24,585 Oh, party plane to the Mexican coast, huh? 70 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:27,283 Don't even go there. 71 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:30,634 Look, I'm really lookingforward to this weekend. 72 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:33,898 I hope we can-- we can work everything out. 73 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:35,813 I hope so. 74 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:36,771 I love you. 75 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:41,732 Put the champagne on ice, and I'll see 76 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:43,038 you in a couple of hours, OK? 77 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:45,432 Bye. 78 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:53,875 It looks like it's going to rain. 79 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:55,398 I hate rain. 80 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:56,356 Come on. 81 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:57,357 Let's go. 82 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:01,273 Oh, god. 83 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:02,840 Are you OK? 84 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:03,841 Yeah. 85 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:05,539 Yeah, I think I'll be OK. 86 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,279 Hang on just a second. 87 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:10,152 The stewardess who's afraid to fly. 88 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:47,929 Hey. 89 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,713 Can I help you? 90 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:50,888 There should four electronictickets under Dirty Shames. 91 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:51,802 OK. 92 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:55,806 You're going to have to check all those bags. 93 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:56,981 Those are too big for carry-on. 94 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:58,722 That'll be wonderful. 95 00:06:58,853 --> 00:06:59,723 Thanks. 96 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:00,594 Mhm. 97 00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:07,905 You care for my bag, right? 98 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:08,863 I g***t it. 99 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:40,634 Gentlemen, I have your refreshments. 100 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:41,983 Ah, thank you. Thank you. 101 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:42,940 Thank you. 102 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:44,681 Ah, thank you. 103 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:47,684 Um, no weather delays today. 104 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:49,425 G***t it? 105 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:53,037 Oh, tell me, Zachis meeting you for the weekend. 106 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:53,908 Yep. 107 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:54,822 Oh, cool. 108 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:56,563 Cool. 109 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:57,868 I like Zach. 110 00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:58,782 Mm. 111 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,218 Yeah. 112 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:01,611 Well, we're going to give it another shot. 113 00:08:01,742 --> 00:08:03,047 Well, good. 114 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:05,093 Now, when you get down there, do something new. 115 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:07,835 Maybe go scuba diving-- 116 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,010 beautiful reefs. 117 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:10,533 The wife and I do it all the time. 118 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,796 Some excitement into the relationship. 119 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,022 PASSENGER: Whoohoo! 120 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:23,024 Acapulco, here we come. 121 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:24,504 Showtime. 122 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:26,854 PASSENGER: We are gonna have the best time ever. 123 00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:32,207 Hi. 124 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:33,295 Can I get you something to drink? 125 00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:34,514 Water, please. 126 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:35,732 Can I get you something to drink? 127 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:36,777 - Of course. 128 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:38,169 I'll make you one especially. 129 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,780 Hey, Singapore Slings, can you make those? 130 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:42,565 Singapore Sling was invented in 1915, 131 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:44,524 Raffles Hotel in Singapore. 132 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:45,568 I'm the champion. - Hahaha. 133 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,048 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. 134 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,310 That's all I need to say.Thank you very much. 135 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,267 PASSENGER: You the man. 136 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:50,225 Give me some love, baby. 137 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:51,226 Give me some love. 138 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:52,444 Another other 50 points. 139 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,098 PASSENGER: Way to go, Brian.Whoohoo. 140 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,230 Dare I ask? 141 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,058 Yeah. 142 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,494 I won the Fun Sun Trivia Bowl,so we're all going to Acapulco, 143 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,148 and everything's paid for. 144 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,410 Styling. 145 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,324 Wow. 146 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,806 Brian Bigham, I ** the champion. 147 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:06,981 Anyone ask me anything. 148 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:09,723 Anyone. 149 00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:10,637 OK. 150 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:13,857 OK, OK, OK, let's see. 151 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:18,340 What's the average altitudeof most commercial flights? 152 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:19,733 Ooh. 153 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:20,995 Average altitude of most commercial flights-- 154 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,518 35,000 feet. 155 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:23,737 I ** the champion. Yes! 156 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:24,781 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. 157 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,653 Whoohoohoo! 158 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:28,219 Why do I get the feeling this is going 159 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:29,569 to be one of those flights? 160 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:32,223 PASSENGER: This is gonna be the best time. 161 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:33,485 - Good. 162 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:34,399 PASSENGER: Tequila shots. 163 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:35,313 PASSENGER: Whoo! 164 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:36,227 So what do you do? 165 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:37,098 I'm a nurse. 166 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:39,187 Really? 167 00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,015 That's a veryphilanthropic profession. 168 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:43,539 I know a little bit aboutmedical, because I'm a lawyer. 169 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:47,456 I used to domalpractice, malfeasance. 170 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,414 Justin Reynolds. 171 00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:50,851 PASSENGER: I have a kick-a***s hotel. 172 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:51,808 JUSTIN: Uh, hey you. 173 00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:52,983 Something to drink, sir? 174 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,463 JUSTIN: I'd like a martini, please, 175...