Pitchfork.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:28,620 - Thanks a lot a***e! 3 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:29,588 Trish, what'd I do? 4 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,156 - No, not you. 5 00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:33,559 Some guy just drove by and blew a bunch of dust. 6 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:34,960 But anyhow, 7 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:36,895 there's no way I'm giving up my weekend getaway with Sam 8 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:40,399 just so my dad can have me working on the farm all weekend. 9 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:43,168 I can't wait to get out of this freaking town. 10 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:44,136 - Well you could've gotten 11 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,437 a flight to Miami with me. 12 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,139 - Well at least you get out. 13 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:48,807 But I'll be there and soon we'll be having margaritas 14 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:49,608 on the beach. 15 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,079 Country? 16 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:56,148 Country get back here! 17 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:58,817 Let me call you back, I'm gonna kill this dog. 18 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:15,501 Country? 19 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:44,263 Country? 20 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:53,472 If you don't get back here I'm gonna turn your a***s 21 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:54,706 into beef jerky. 22 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:11,790 Country? 23 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,537 Country? 24 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,205 Country are you okay? 25 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:42,648 No! 26 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,693 - Why exactly are we sitting in 27 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:37,028 the middle of this hay field? 28 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:41,533 - I don't know, lenox, I guess, 29 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:44,236 I don't know, to tell you guys thank you. 30 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:47,105 And I mean that, like thanks for coming with me, it means 31 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:48,740 a lot to me. 32 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:49,741 I mean this is 33 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,076 the first time 34 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,811 seeing my dad 35 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:56,281 since telling him over the phone. 36 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:58,817 This is the first time even speaking to him. 37 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:02,154 As you all know I'm just super nervous about it. 38 00:07:02,156 --> 00:07:04,756 - Oh don't be nervous, mi amore. 39 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,725 We all love you. 40 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,593 You're our gbff. 41 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:11,763 - We g***t your back, love, you know that. 42 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,131 - And your front. 43 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:15,901 - You mean a lot to us dude. 44 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:18,937 We are more than happy to be here to support you. 45 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,772 - You know I just have to warn you guys though, 46 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,674 small town views, 47 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,976 they're not like New York city views, you know? 48 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:25,844 I mean. 49 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:32,350 I don't know how my dad will treat me now that he knows. 50 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:37,956 I think he's more worried about what people will say 51 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:41,426 about having a gay son if that makes sense. 52 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,162 - Then don't be gay? 53 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:46,031 Change it, problem solved. 54 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:48,266 - That's like me telling you not to be an a***e. 55 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,702 You can't change it, you were born that way. 56 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,270 I swear to god if you don't keep your opinions 57 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,973 to yourself, I ** gonna. 58 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,441 - It's okay. 59 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:59,377 I'm gonna have to get used to it now. 60 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:00,979 I mean I know my dad 61 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,148 is probably gonna have the same opinion. 62 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,282 It's gonna be rough. 63 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:05,617 - Rough? 64 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,185 I guess you haven't had Mrs. Adams class 65 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,855 and her stupid improv exercises. 66 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:10,856 - She's nuts. 67 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:13,391 - But you know, don't get me wrong guys, 68 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:14,860 my parents are good people. 69 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,895 - Aw, I'm sure they are love. 70 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,997 But I hope they understand, 71 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:22,033 this big barn dance, you promised us. 72 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:23,835 - Don't worry you'll get your freakin' 73 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,604 country barn dance. 74 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:31,309 - Oh my god, I can't like wait to pop an amish guys cherry. 75 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,143 Yeehaw. 76 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,546 No but seriously. 77 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:35,881 - Come on people. 78 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:37,983 We have to fun this trip. 79 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:39,851 This is our last big shin dig before we 80 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:40,819 start planning the big wedding. 81 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,053 - Oh yeah. 82 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,588 - Oh yeah. 83 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:46,992 The big italiano themed wedding. 84 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,027 - Oh hell yeah man. 85 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,929 That's how kanye married his goddess kk. 86 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:53,899 - Oh shut up. - Seriously? 87 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:54,900 - What? 88 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:56,167 Psh. 89 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:02,440 - What the hell was that? 90 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:04,576 - Oh em gee, that's some of animal or something. 91 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,077 - Is that even an animal? 92 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,713 - That sounded like someone just died. 93 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:09,881 That's freaky. 94 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,517 - Okay old farms really freak me out. 95 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,886 - Old farms? How bout' corn fields? 96 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,688 Go in one of those and never come back out. 97 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,789 - So true. 98 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,257 - Oh and the scarecrows are so creepy. 99 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,559 It's like a cult or something. 100 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,060 - Oh scary. 101 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,295 - That's just some cat call for some dirty old 102 00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:26,464 hillbilly who's meowing into the country air. 103 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:29,067 - Like you would know what that is, rocky. 104 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,136 Hunter, could that be normal? 105 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,804 - Is that normal? 106 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:35,273 Guys, this is the country, what's normal? 107 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,876 I mean look at all of us. 108 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,277 Look at lenox. 109 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,912 - Ha ha, very funny. 110 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,147 - What? 111 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,816 - Infinity. 112 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,451 It's time for the one I love the most. 113 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:49,721 - Infinity, it's time for the one I love the most. 114 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:50,922 If you love me so much, 115 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,891 why don't I have this jacket? 116 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,960 - Now you're asking for too much. 117 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,228 You'll get a ring from me before you get this jacket. 118 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,104 - Ready to do this? 119 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,973 Mission plant a rainbow in the countryside. 120 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,307 - Oh yeah. 121 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,309 You know, rumor has it, you've planted your rainbow 122 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,278 on every street corner in New York City. 123 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,114 From the boys to the girls. 124 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:16,982 - Come to think, i was actually about 125 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,316 to tell you I loved you. 126 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,418 Glad I didn't, ha! 127 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,453 I'm driving. 128 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,121 - Alright, shotgun. 129 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,856 - Come on, come on. 130 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,658 - Ready to go. 131 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,460 Let's yeezy out of this bitch. 132 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,428 - That's right. 133 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:10,568 - Jesus. 134 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:16,908 Looks like the breakfast club just puked on my lawn. 135 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:20,211 - Wayne, you promised me you'd behave. 136 00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:29,254 - Dad. 137 00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:31,656 - Hunter. 138 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,163 - Come here. 139 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:38,997 - Hey mom. 140 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:42,167 - Look at you. 141 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,235 You're looking skinnier, are you eating enough? 142 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,437 - Yeah. 143 00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:47,105 I eat plenty enough. 144 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:53,011 Mom. 145 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,112 Dad. 146 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,748 This is the gang. 147 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,453 There's Gordon. 148 00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:02,353 - Hi, ma'**. 149 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:03,121 Sir. 150 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,223...