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1 00:00:13,630 --> 00:00:14,630 Right, kids? 2 00:00:14,630 --> 00:00:16,760 And that's how I defeated Kite Man. 3 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:17,850 Any questions? 4 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:21,220 - Yeah, Canadian tuxedo. - Do you have a pet? 5 00:00:21,220 --> 00:00:23,180 I do have a pet. That's a great question. 6 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:25,190 I have a pet named Eagly. He's an eagle. 7 00:00:25,190 --> 00:00:26,900 Do you have a origin story? 8 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:31,570 Let's go. Bets right here. Let's go. Let your money talk. 9 00:00:33,110 --> 00:00:34,780 You dumb f***k, you killed your brother! 10 00:00:34,780 --> 00:00:37,410 You killed your brother, you piece of s***t! 11 00:00:39,410 --> 00:00:40,740 Truth is, I'm supposed to be in prison. 12 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:42,410 - For what? - Superhero s***t. 13 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,500 - What superhero are you? - Peacemaker. 14 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:46,500 - What were you in prison for? - Integrity. 15 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:48,210 I made a vow to have peace, 16 00:00:48,670 --> 00:00:51,090 no matter how many people I have to kill to get it. 17 00:00:52,380 --> 00:00:54,840 Your dad's White Dragon costume, right? 18 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:56,380 How is it so big in this place? 19 00:00:56,380 --> 00:00:58,010 It's a quantum unfolding storage area. 20 00:00:58,010 --> 00:01:00,720 It leads to a dimensional nodule outside normal space. 21 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,720 Well, I guess your dad's pretty brainy for a racist. 22 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,390 And if your dad's a racist and you work with him... 23 00:01:05,390 --> 00:01:07,140 I don't work with him! He makes me stuff! 24 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,230 I hesitate giving you any helmet 25 00:01:09,230 --> 00:01:11,320 as big a simp as you turned out to be. 26 00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:15,190 You know you don't have to call me Peacemaker. 27 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,450 You can call me Chris. 28 00:01:16,450 --> 00:01:18,910 I have no interest in you other than your ability to fight for us. 29 00:01:18,910 --> 00:01:20,740 I thought you were in prison for life. 30 00:01:20,740 --> 00:01:22,200 How did you get out anyway? 31 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,700 I work for the government, okay? 32 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,290 - Post office? - Dude. 33 00:01:25,290 --> 00:01:26,620 I kill people for them, okay? 34 00:01:26,790 --> 00:01:28,250 Huh? Sick. 35 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:29,330 Eat peace, motherfuckers! 36 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:31,250 You know, lately I'm just thinking I'm a f***g maniac. 37 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:35,800 Like, I don't know, I'm having feelings about things that-- 38 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,840 I don't think Chris is ever gonna be happy 39 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,550 as long as his father's around. 40 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:44,930 I knew you was unclean when you killed your brother! 41 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,810 You killed my brother! You killed Keith. 42 00:01:53,150 --> 00:01:55,110 Well, go ahead and do it, you f***g p***y. 43 00:01:55,110 --> 00:01:57,610 You'll never be able to get the f***k away-- 44 00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:05,040 I read your file, Chris. 45 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,450 It was an accident. You were a child. 46 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,630 Stop letting that s***t define who you are. 47 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:16,510 Dude, we're saving the world from a f***g alien invasion. 48 00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:19,760 The whole team is injured, so I was thinking, like, 49 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,050 maybe you could call in the Justice Gang. 50 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,310 I have a real bad gag reflex. 51 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:28,430 Oh s***t. 52 00:02:28,430 --> 00:02:30,480 You know, one time I puked all over Green Lantern, I was-- 53 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,310 I g***t seasick from flying on a green magic carpet. 54 00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:34,690 The weird thing is he f***g liked it. 55 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,370 You're late, you f***g dickheads. 56 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,200 - What a meathead. - Screw that guy. 57 00:02:48,790 --> 00:02:50,620 You know he tells people I'm a puke freak? 58 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:56,250 The Peacemaker and the costumed crime fighter Vigilante 59 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:58,170 were working in a deep cover operation 60 00:02:58,170 --> 00:03:01,220 for the U.S. government called Project Butterfly. 61 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:03,970 It's been running for years out of Belle Reve Prison 62 00:03:03,970 --> 00:03:06,260 under the command of Amanda Waller, 63 00:03:06,260 --> 00:03:08,100 who happens to be my mother. 64 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:37,920 Eagly. 65 00:03:39,130 --> 00:03:40,670 Come on, dude. Stop it. 66 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,010 What? 67 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,220 It's too cold outside. It's too cold outside. Jesus! 68 00:04:20,210 --> 00:04:22,130 There, Eagly. You want to fly, fly. 69 00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:24,180 It's just too d***n cold to take you outside. 70 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:50,740 Hey. 71 00:04:53,910 --> 00:04:55,000 Mornin'. 72 00:05:00,170 --> 00:05:02,550 F***k you then, you Cryptkeeper-looking bitch. 73 00:05:07,590 --> 00:05:08,680 Eagly? 74 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:15,980 Eagly, come on, bro. 75 00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:21,820 Eagly, taking an awful lot for granted. 76 00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:26,450 I don't work for you, dude. Okay? 77 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:29,110 Just because I'm out of prison and we spend a lot of time together 78 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,240 doesn't mean you determine how that time is spent. 79 00:05:31,780 --> 00:05:33,870 The one f***g day I don't take you out, 80 00:05:33,870 --> 00:05:35,830 you wake me up like I'm your f***g slave. 81 00:05:35,830 --> 00:05:37,830 We need to start making clear who's the human 82 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:39,880 and who's the eagle. I'm the human and-- 83 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,510 Dumbass. What are you doing? 84 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,450 You okay, pal? 85 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:01,120 You sleepwalking again? 86 00:07:01,870 --> 00:07:03,540 You look like you've seen a ghost. 87 00:09:33,530 --> 00:09:36,030 It's still weird seeing you come out of your old man's house. 88 00:09:36,030 --> 00:09:38,410 - Mine now. - Hell yeah, it is. 89 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,080 Hey, Keeya call you back? 90 00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:44,620 Sorry. 91 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,540 Girl can't deal with me being me. 92 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:50,380 - That's her problem. - Deffo. 93 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:53,670 S***t. I mean, I'm about hardcore s***t now. 94 00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:54,880 That's what I do. 95 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,920 Her not being able to accept that 96 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,260 is like her not being able to accept me, right? 97 00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:01,140 I don't know. Maybe she just doesn't want you to die. 98 00:10:01,890 --> 00:10:03,850 You've seen me handle myself. 99 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:05,720 What, you think I look like I'm gonna die? 100 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,560 - Maybe. - Get the f***k out of here. 101 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,480 Okay, Charles Bronson. 102 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,480 Come on, man. You know I g***t moves. 103 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,570 I'm just saying. 104 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,400 We all might die, okay? 105 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,070 Happens every day to people tougher than you. 106 00:10:16,070 --> 00:10:17,990 - And you. - No, not often. 107 00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:20,280 You know, people as tough as me, they normally die of old age. 108 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,160 - That's just stats. - Jesus. 109 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,910 I almost forgot. I g***t business cards. 110 00:10:24,910 --> 00:10:26,120 Check them out. 111 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:27,910 Oh, that is... 112 00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:30,290 really... 113 00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,330 cool. 114 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,920 - Who's the woman? - That's me. 115 00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:36,590 Okay. Well, she's, um, kind of... 116 00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:38,920 - Gaunt. - D***n, man. 117 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,050 You really killing my vibe. 118 00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:45,260 Talk to Harcourt lately? 119 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:47,390 'Course. We hung out yesterday. 120 00:10:47,390 --> 00:10:49,640 She's mostly forgiven me for airing out 121 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:52,360 Task Force X's dirty laundry on TV. 122 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:55,440 Did she say anything about... 123 00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:57,110 Like what? 124 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,570 I don't know. She say anything, like, about me or anything? 125 00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:03,070 Like what? 126 00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:05,490 I don't know. 127 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,540 No. 128 00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:09,960 Hey, Ads. Thanks for driving me. 129 00:11:10,790 --> 00:11:11,960 Happy to do it. 130 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,710 Sometimes, these guys can kind of be up their own asses, you know? 131 00:11:14,710 --> 00:11:16,040 - Metahumans? - Yeah. 132 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,250 Sometimes, they say some not-so-great s***t. 133 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,670 - Like what? - I don't know. 134 00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:21,170 Just like I'm stupid. 135 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,590 That I'm wearing a disco ball on the top of my head....