Frances.Ha.2012.1080p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.**] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:35,474 --> 00:00:37,798 No feet! 2 00:00:39,354 --> 00:00:40,958 No! No! 3 00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:43,038 - No! Not the hair! - Yes. 4 00:00:43,154 --> 00:00:45,282 - Not the - Frances! - Ow! 5 00:01:04,274 --> 00:01:07,395 I tried to make a frittata, but it's really more of a scramble. 6 00:01:07,514 --> 00:01:09,238 This is interesting. 7 00:01:09,354 --> 00:01:11,635 “To praise a work of literature by calling it sincere... 8 00:01:11,754 --> 00:01:14,994 is now at best a way of saying that, although it may be given... 9 00:01:15,114 --> 00:01:16,959 no aesthetic or intellectual admiration -” 10 00:01:24,314 --> 00:01:26,398 I wouldn't eat a domesticated dog. 11 00:01:26,514 --> 00:01:28,643 You say that just because they're cute. 12 00:01:48,314 --> 00:01:50,715 Don't be stupid. 13 00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:53,158 I should sleep in my own bed. 14 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:54,515 Why? 15 00:01:54,634 --> 00:01:56,838 Because I bought it. 16 00:01:56,994 --> 00:01:58,838 Stay. 17 00:01:58,954 --> 00:02:00,841 But take off your socks. 18 00:02:11,794 --> 00:02:14,434 - It's hairless? - No, it has fine, curly hair. 19 00:02:14,554 --> 00:02:16,834 There's this house in Westchester - 20 00:02:16,994 --> 00:02:18,762 the basement is all Cornish Rexes. 21 00:02:18,914 --> 00:02:20,955 It smells awful. The top floor is Siamese cats. 22 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:22,918 - I'm allergic to cats. - They're hypoallergenic. 23 00:02:23,074 --> 00:02:25,474 - This is a special Frances kitty. - Oh. Who knew? 24 00:02:25,594 --> 00:02:28,999 This one's the runt, which is cheaper, but I think it's the best one anyway. 25 00:02:29,114 --> 00:02:30,881 I figure one runt and one regular. 26 00:02:30,994 --> 00:02:33,034 I put a hundred-dollar down payment on each cat. 27 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:35,915 Well, 80 for the runt and a hundred for the other one. 28 00:02:36,034 --> 00:02:37,775 Why not just get one cat? 29 00:02:37,776 --> 00:02:39,516 A cat needs a buddy. If you get one, you need two. 30 00:02:39,634 --> 00:02:42,558 I'll give you $200 to get no cats. 31 00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:46,074 So who will take care of them if you go away? 32 00:02:46,194 --> 00:02:48,039 I thought we could get 'em together. 33 00:02:48,194 --> 00:02:51,075 And move them back and forth between our apartments? 34 00:02:51,234 --> 00:02:53,395 No. I thought maybe... 35 00:02:53,514 --> 00:02:55,642 you could move in with me. 36 00:02:56,794 --> 00:02:59,882 Oh. Wow. 37 00:03:00,034 --> 00:03:02,075 - Do you want to move in with me? - Yeah. 38 00:03:02,194 --> 00:03:04,955 Yes. I mean, I do have this other thing. 39 00:03:05,074 --> 00:03:07,682 - What other thing? - Well, I don't know. 40 00:03:07,794 --> 00:03:10,074 I promised Sophie I'd stay through the lease... 41 00:03:10,194 --> 00:03:12,114 and she'll probably want to renew it. 42 00:03:15,354 --> 00:03:18,038 Is that bad? I'm sorry. I feel bad. 43 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:21,439 - Can't she find someone else? - Yeah, but it's my friend. 44 00:03:21,554 --> 00:03:24,478 - Uh-huh. - I want to move in with you. - Okay. 45 00:03:24,594 --> 00:03:27,202 - I feel bad. - Don't feel bad. Forget it. 46 00:03:27,314 --> 00:03:29,682 - No. What? - Nothing. 47 00:03:29,794 --> 00:03:32,675 - You're mad. - I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. 48 00:03:32,794 --> 00:03:35,402 - I feel bad. - Stop feeling bad. 49 00:03:35,514 --> 00:03:37,914 Frances, I asked you to move in. You said no. 50 00:03:38,034 --> 00:03:40,522 - But I can't. - You can. You don't want to. 51 00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:45,962 - Who is it? - I don't have to get it. 52 00:03:46,074 --> 00:03:48,683 - Who is it? - Sophie. I'll call her later. - Just pick up the phone. 53 00:03:48,753 --> 00:03:50,641 - Are you sure? - Answer it. 54 00:03:52,154 --> 00:03:53,922 Yo, girl! What's up? 55 00:03:55,074 --> 00:03:57,638 Hey, where are you? 56 00:03:57,754 --> 00:04:00,002 I can't come. 57 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:01,882 Are you drunk? 58 00:04:01,994 --> 00:04:04,078 I love you! 59 00:04:04,194 --> 00:04:07,599 Ahh! Dumpling House! 60 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:10,441 I can't really talk right now. 61 00:04:10,594 --> 00:04:13,442 Okay. I love you. 62 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,234 Okay. 63 00:04:15,353 --> 00:04:17,241 I love you. 64 00:04:20,234 --> 00:04:22,198 She's with these guys... 65 00:04:22,314 --> 00:04:24,922 Benji and Lev, at a party in Chinatown. 66 00:04:25,034 --> 00:04:27,598 They're drunk. 67 00:04:27,714 --> 00:04:29,798 I don't know. 68 00:04:29,914 --> 00:04:32,314 Maybe this isn't working. 69 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,394 - I'm sorry. - Me too.. 70 00:04:47,194 --> 00:04:49,638 Maybe - No, never mind. 71 00:04:49,754 --> 00:04:52,439 - What? - I want to pay you for the cats. 72 00:04:52,554 --> 00:04:54,834 I'm not gonna take money from you... 73 00:04:54,954 --> 00:04:57,235 but I ** going to get the cats anyway. 74 00:04:57,354 --> 00:04:59,602 But then you're gonna be a single guy with two cats. 75 00:04:59,714 --> 00:05:01,197 Why would I be single? 76 00:05:01,313 --> 00:05:03,561 - With two cats. - No, I know. 77 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:06,718 I mean, why would I be single? 78 00:05:06,834 --> 00:05:08,678 I don't know. 79 00:05:08,794 --> 00:05:11,434 I thought you said that this isn't working. 80 00:05:12,874 --> 00:05:17,478 I mean, if we don't move in together. If we can't move in together. 81 00:05:17,594 --> 00:05:19,122 We can move in together. 82 00:05:19,234 --> 00:05:21,318 I don't know that I believe anything I'm saying. 83 00:05:21,434 --> 00:05:22,918 Uh-huh. 84 00:05:25,754 --> 00:05:28,241 This hasn't been great for a while. 85 00:05:28,354 --> 00:05:31,998 “This hasn't been great for a while.” 86 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:35,082 This has not been - 87 00:05:37,634 --> 00:05:40,438 - Where are you going? - Home, I guess. 88 00:05:40,554 --> 00:05:43,794 I'm really... tired. 89 00:05:43,914 --> 00:05:45,955 I'm always so tired. 90 00:05:47,393 --> 00:05:49,074 Let's move in together. 91 00:06:02,234 --> 00:06:03,881 Hi! 92 00:06:07,553 --> 00:06:09,801 You're crazy. You know Lev? 93 00:06:09,914 --> 00:06:10,961 Yes. 94 00:06:11,074 --> 00:06:13,442 - And Benji? - Hi. 95 00:06:13,554 --> 00:06:15,758 I can't get interested in art or books... 96 00:06:15,874 --> 00:06:18,319 or movies about animals. 97 00:06:18,434 --> 00:06:22,602 The animals have to talk or be at war for me to be interested. 98 00:06:33,554 --> 00:06:35,715 Don't hit the third rail. 99 00:06:37,554 --> 00:06:39,234 S***t! 100 00:06:39,394 --> 00:06:41,238 The F's not running. 101 00:06:55,354 --> 00:06:58,158 - I want a sip. - Do you want your own? 102 00:06:58,274 --> 00:06:59,954 I want a sip. 103 00:07:01,674 --> 00:07:03,758 The coffee people are right. 104 00:07:03,874 --> 00:07:08,195 We are like a lesbian couple that doesn't have s***x anymore. 105 00:07:08,354 --> 00:07:11,081 - Wait. Come back. - Don't pick at your face. 106 00:07:11,234 --> 00:07:13,154 I don't like smoking alone. 107 00:07:17,274 --> 00:07:20,362 Me and Dan don't have s***x anymore. 108 00:07:20,513 --> 00:07:22,401 Didn't have s***x anymore. 109 00:07:22,514 --> 00:07:24,434 Yeah, that's why you broke up. 110 00:07:24,554 --> 00:07:26,922 And if it happened, he would just - 111 00:07:27,034 --> 00:07:28,998 He only had one way he could finish. 112 00:07:29,153 --> 00:07:30,758 Oh, I hate that. 113 00:07:30,914 --> 00:07:34,002 It was always with me facing flat on the bed from behind... 114 00:07:34,113 --> 00:07:35,881 which just - 115 00:07:35,993 --> 00:07:38,274 everything that matters is covered up. 116 00:07:38,394 --> 00:07:41,001 - It's like with me and Patch. - Yo, Patchy! 117 00:07:41,154 --> 00:07:43,434 'Sup, brah? 118 00:07:43,553 --> 00:07:46,161 The way he always likes to come in my face. 119 00:07:46,274 --> 00:07:48,675 Yeah. Classy. 120 00:07:48,834 --> 00:07:51,638 He's the kind of guy who says, “I've gotta take a leak.” 121 00:07:51,754 --> 00:07:54,438 And wears predistressed baseball hats. 122 00:07:54,594 --> 00:07:58,714 He's a nice guy - you know, for today. 124 00:07:58,834 --> 00:08:01,114 I should feel bad I went to that party. 125 00:08:01,233 --> 00:08:04,878 You deserved it. You just g***t out of relationship jail. 126 00:08:04,994 --> 00:08:07,875 - I think Dan was an alcoholic. - He was. 127 00:08:10,114 --> 00:08:12,395 He wasn't a real alcoholic... 128 00:08:14,354 --> 00:08:16,678 but sometimes he would have, like, 12 beers. 129 00:08:16,794 --> 00:08:18,954 - Hey. - What? 130 00:08:19,073 --> 00:08:21,474 Lev is asking for your number. 131 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,238 Give it to him. 132 00:08:23,394 --> 00:08:25,958 You did just break up with Dan. Today. 133 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,754 Just do it. 134 00:08:32,434 --> 00:08:34,442 I love you, Sophie, even if you love... 135 00:08:34,553 --> 00:08:37,314 your phone that has e-mail more than you love me. 136 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:40,117 My phone that has e-mail doesn't leave a casserole dish... 137 00:08:40,234 --> 00:08:42,078 in the sink for three days. 138 00:08:42,194 --> 00:08:44,562 What about that time you made a cake? 139 00:08:46,274 --> 00:08:47,801 I love you too. 140 00:08:55,394 -->...